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General | Posted 12 years agoSo 2 days a go my mother board was like "You know what sounds fun?" and I was all "Wut" and it was all "Melting!" So i was all "NO! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!" and it was all "Fuck you Weeee OH GOD I MELTED!" So i stole this Meme I was laughing at as it melted from some furson and it was a scrap of data that did not die so I am posting it to vent. Also Thanks furson you made day less shit and that is cool of you despite not intending it, go you.
1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
Nope
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
Nope, Not even shallowly in fact.
3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
0 days 0 hours 0 seconds. I am not a relationship guy
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
No... ish. I have learn to be better from many but not for them
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
No relationship guy
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
Not possible as any relationship has been open
7: Have you ever cheated?
See 6
8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
Nope, they are an asshole if well known for cheating so (Don’t) fuck them
9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
Dont be a dick
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
If you can not grab it from context. You are dumb. Soooorryyy
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
See 8, 7 & 6
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
4 guys 3 girls on a “we have sex a lot” kind of thing
13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
Nothing, honestly. Like I say neve been in love nor do i look for it.
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
When you understand the consequences and benefit of love and sex so like age 10 to never
15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number?”
So my dad is around 70 and thinks gays are evil and evolution is a lie and i have had deep philosophical conversation with a 14 year old... take it at that
16: Do you believe in "love at first sight?”
Pfft no" (Stolen feo whomever i copied it from bit I agree)
17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
Yes (same as the quotes above)
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
Being a moron or an asshole. Vague? Yes. But you can grasp what I mean
19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
The other person say it it time? Again context in the answers above
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
Again context
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Not if they cheat. I have never had a relationship but cheaters are assholes.
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
Friends? Shure. Best friends. no, unless they had been closeted and wanted to and came out and now... you get the story I am telling yeah?
23: How many relationships have you had?
zer0
24: Do you think love can last forever?
No, you are not immortal nor is your partner. It can last a lifetime but not and eternity.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
Not death but other than that... kinda. Again not immortal.
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
Fuck no
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
You know how you do not want to date and do not get it? At age 27 this is still true.
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Eh they can. Still a year with no physical contact... unlikely, very unlikely
29: What do you notice first about another person?
Eyes. /boring answer (More theft from the person I copied it from)
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
I am a person, you are a person. I may think you are cute or hot all that jazz. If you agree awesome we can fuck.
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
If it was too severe perhaps but some of my friends are highly autistic and I still do not get why they are odd or disturbing to others so it would have to be rather large like not knowing who I am.
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
If you do not know the answer, grats you are illiterate.
33: Do you want to get married one day?
See 32
34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
Lol fuck no! (More copy paste theft)
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
No
36: Are you still a virgin?
Redundant question is redundant is redundant is redundant is redundant,
37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
Hard to say, if I am not attract to you nothing starts but if you are a moron I do not give a shit how attractive you are it is over... yes now, no we can not talk about it. Fuck you, bye.
38: Do you enjoy love films?
If i am drunk perhaps
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
No, overpriced bullshit. GROW FLOWERS! IT IS EASY AS FUCK!
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
Fuck no
41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
Just relax, life is not serious... no not even then, not ever.
42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
Yes, what s shit love story
43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
Well that is a rude fuckn’ question. I decline to anwser you fuckin narsisist.
44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
Yeah, hopelessly and nerd...ly so but yeah
45: Could you imagine dating one of your current friends?
Again context
46: Have you ever been "friend zoned"?
If you never want a relationship this is not possible. I never have so no.
47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley
48: What's your favorite love song?
It would be different from the time i posted it to you reading it.
49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes but only having said “Nope we can not be in a committed relationship” they are married now no animosity.
50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
I want to be single
51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
Pour, you never find people with friends yet sad but many have cash to burn wishing they could buy something so they would never cry themself to sleep at night
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
No. Unless the person is dating and asshole then I will likely just say so, or if said asshole is physically abusive I will just stab their partner with a knife for being a criminal and and asshole.
53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
I have only pitied coules
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)?
On a scale from 1-10? Like a -70... kelvin. (Which is not possible, I know)
55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Again, contest
56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
nope
57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
Nope
58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
I am not your bitch, slave or pet. Other than that fair game.
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
I have a good memory, as does my smart phone so no.
60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
The only kind i have ever had. the ones that ended have ended well.
61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
Family is not blood, my partner would be family as is any close friend and to and much lesser extent anyone who has not pissed me off.
62: How do you define "cheating?”
Peronaly? Impossible. Relatively? You have a relationship, It has boundaries you broke them and are an asshole.
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
Explicitly stated to be yes, but not by default
64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
Yes, but it must stay as one say after means 50% (Protip: Celebrate a day late)
65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler?”
Yes... like so hard. Seriously why is is “Soft” or “Girly” to get real close to people you find attractive? I totally thought that was the point.
1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
Nope
2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
Nope, Not even shallowly in fact.
3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
0 days 0 hours 0 seconds. I am not a relationship guy
4: Have you ever changed for someone?
No... ish. I have learn to be better from many but not for them
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
No relationship guy
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
Not possible as any relationship has been open
7: Have you ever cheated?
See 6
8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
Nope, they are an asshole if well known for cheating so (Don’t) fuck them
9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
Dont be a dick
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
If you can not grab it from context. You are dumb. Soooorryyy
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
See 8, 7 & 6
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
4 guys 3 girls on a “we have sex a lot” kind of thing
13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
Nothing, honestly. Like I say neve been in love nor do i look for it.
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
When you understand the consequences and benefit of love and sex so like age 10 to never
15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number?”
So my dad is around 70 and thinks gays are evil and evolution is a lie and i have had deep philosophical conversation with a 14 year old... take it at that
16: Do you believe in "love at first sight?”
Pfft no" (Stolen feo whomever i copied it from bit I agree)
17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
Yes (same as the quotes above)
18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
Being a moron or an asshole. Vague? Yes. But you can grasp what I mean
19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
The other person say it it time? Again context in the answers above
20: Are you currently in a relationship?
Again context
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
Not if they cheat. I have never had a relationship but cheaters are assholes.
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
Friends? Shure. Best friends. no, unless they had been closeted and wanted to and came out and now... you get the story I am telling yeah?
23: How many relationships have you had?
zer0
24: Do you think love can last forever?
No, you are not immortal nor is your partner. It can last a lifetime but not and eternity.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
Not death but other than that... kinda. Again not immortal.
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
Fuck no
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
You know how you do not want to date and do not get it? At age 27 this is still true.
28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Eh they can. Still a year with no physical contact... unlikely, very unlikely
29: What do you notice first about another person?
Eyes. /boring answer (More theft from the person I copied it from)
30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
I am a person, you are a person. I may think you are cute or hot all that jazz. If you agree awesome we can fuck.
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
If it was too severe perhaps but some of my friends are highly autistic and I still do not get why they are odd or disturbing to others so it would have to be rather large like not knowing who I am.
32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
If you do not know the answer, grats you are illiterate.
33: Do you want to get married one day?
See 32
34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
Lol fuck no! (More copy paste theft)
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
No
36: Are you still a virgin?
Redundant question is redundant is redundant is redundant is redundant,
37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
Hard to say, if I am not attract to you nothing starts but if you are a moron I do not give a shit how attractive you are it is over... yes now, no we can not talk about it. Fuck you, bye.
38: Do you enjoy love films?
If i am drunk perhaps
39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
No, overpriced bullshit. GROW FLOWERS! IT IS EASY AS FUCK!
40: Have you ever had a valentine?
Fuck no
41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
Just relax, life is not serious... no not even then, not ever.
42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
Yes, what s shit love story
43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
Well that is a rude fuckn’ question. I decline to anwser you fuckin narsisist.
44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
Yeah, hopelessly and nerd...ly so but yeah
45: Could you imagine dating one of your current friends?
Again context
46: Have you ever been "friend zoned"?
If you never want a relationship this is not possible. I never have so no.
47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley
48: What's your favorite love song?
It would be different from the time i posted it to you reading it.
49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Yes but only having said “Nope we can not be in a committed relationship” they are married now no animosity.
50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
I want to be single
51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
Pour, you never find people with friends yet sad but many have cash to burn wishing they could buy something so they would never cry themself to sleep at night
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
No. Unless the person is dating and asshole then I will likely just say so, or if said asshole is physically abusive I will just stab their partner with a knife for being a criminal and and asshole.
53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
I have only pitied coules
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)?
On a scale from 1-10? Like a -70... kelvin. (Which is not possible, I know)
55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Again, contest
56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
nope
57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
Nope
58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
I am not your bitch, slave or pet. Other than that fair game.
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
I have a good memory, as does my smart phone so no.
60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
The only kind i have ever had. the ones that ended have ended well.
61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
Family is not blood, my partner would be family as is any close friend and to and much lesser extent anyone who has not pissed me off.
62: How do you define "cheating?”
Peronaly? Impossible. Relatively? You have a relationship, It has boundaries you broke them and are an asshole.
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
Explicitly stated to be yes, but not by default
64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
Yes, but it must stay as one say after means 50% (Protip: Celebrate a day late)
65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler?”
Yes... like so hard. Seriously why is is “Soft” or “Girly” to get real close to people you find attractive? I totally thought that was the point.
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General | Posted 12 years agoSo it snowed or perhaps just hailed last night... in Houston IN JANUARY! This is what happens when the polar vortexes get drunk they are all "We are equator right? no the poles? LOL man oops!"
Disliking a sexuality literary hurts my brain.
General | Posted 12 years agoSeriously I went back home and my church was all "Look what then gays do they kill society! heh heh!" and i was all no that is bullshit tell me how or stop saying bullshit. They all thinking I was a straight Christian are all "You need to study the Bible more!" and I am oh but I did ad that is why I am atheist and thus I was not ashamed to have a male as my partner which is to so be gay and an atheist and OH I RAISED THREE DAMN KIDS YOU BASTARDS! Please tell me how wrong I am! Just five second ago i was in yo flock but i have been married to a man for 8 god damn years! Then silence and i walk out slow as I could I wanted a reply even a hateful one none came so I drove off. I grasp there are the faithful that sympathize with me and if there is a god may he bless you.
Christmas!
General | Posted 12 years agoMy Stocking so represents me. I mean it has only 2 candies Dark chocolate with Ginger and Wasabi and Very dark 90% with sour cherries. The rest? Bacon salt, Miso, Brew Dog Punk IPA, Stone IPA Sardines and Ghost Chillies.
I am a insane, fuck your normal.
I am a insane, fuck your normal.
