Horsecock and lighter fluid
General | Posted 12 years agoAnimal Crossing New Leaf!!!
General | Posted 12 years agoWoot! I gots it today! So apparently, "Dashton" is an unsuitable town name, so I ended up making it "Pawtown." :/ Fuck me right? Whatever, it's still a nice name I think. =3 Annnyway...my town fruit is cherry, though I currently have some pear and apple trees growing. Anyone in need of cherries? :) If possible, I'd like some oranges or peaches please. ^^
My FC is 3480-3032-6867
My FC is 3480-3032-6867
Animal Crossing New Leaf!
General | Posted 12 years agoWho else is getting it? :) It comes out June 9th!
[EDIT] I'll make a journal once I have it with my friend code so be sure to check my journals once it comes out! WE MUST DO MULTIPLAYER IT MAKES ANIMAL CROSSING FUCKTASTIC. <3
[EDIT] I'll make a journal once I have it with my friend code so be sure to check my journals once it comes out! WE MUST DO MULTIPLAYER IT MAKES ANIMAL CROSSING FUCKTASTIC. <3
TMI Tuesday! Huzzah!
General | Posted 12 years agoStarting a day early because penis.
Sorry I haven't done one of these for a couple weeks. I've been super busy with college stuff but now im free as a burd! : D
Ask me whatever you want ya pervs.
Sorry I haven't done one of these for a couple weeks. I've been super busy with college stuff but now im free as a burd! : D
Ask me whatever you want ya pervs.
CAN'T GET ENOUGH MOON MOON!
General | Posted 12 years agoJust found out about it today and I fucking LOVE this meme. For those who don't know: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/moon-moon
What I'd really love is a shirt with this image on it. xD
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images.....35/837/3c0.png
IT'S JUST SO PERFECTLY DERP. <3
[EDIT] OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
http://www.lookhuman.com/design/148.....n-moon-juniors
What I'd really love is a shirt with this image on it. xD
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images.....35/837/3c0.png
IT'S JUST SO PERFECTLY DERP. <3
[EDIT] OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
http://www.lookhuman.com/design/148.....n-moon-juniors
100 Watchers! :D
General | Posted 12 years agoWow! Am I popufur now? :D *wags happily*
So yeah, I didn't even notice until just now that I've exceeded 100 watchers. Yay me! =D I know that might not seem like a lot to you super mega awesome popufurs out there with like, 7k watchers but whatever! I have an umbrella so there will be no raining on my parade! 8)
But srsly, what are you guys doing? ._. I DON'T EVEN DRAW! (well)
I guess it's cuz I'm just so sexy. <3 *loses 50 watchers*
But really, thanks for watching guys! I'll try to keep up a steady flow of Dash-ness for you all tofap to enjoy.
Thanks again! <3
-Dash
So yeah, I didn't even notice until just now that I've exceeded 100 watchers. Yay me! =D I know that might not seem like a lot to you super mega awesome popufurs out there with like, 7k watchers but whatever! I have an umbrella so there will be no raining on my parade! 8)
But srsly, what are you guys doing? ._. I DON'T EVEN DRAW! (well)
I guess it's cuz I'm just so sexy. <3 *loses 50 watchers*
But really, thanks for watching guys! I'll try to keep up a steady flow of Dash-ness for you all to
Thanks again! <3
-Dash
Free porn! :D
General | Posted 12 years agoFREE HI-RES PORN ART!!!
General | Posted 12 years agojk April Fools :3
Mom's getting married! :D
General | Posted 12 years agoSooo my mom stopped by my college with her boyfriend today to treat me to lunch. I was under the impression that it was just a simple Easter lunch, but turns out she wanted me to be the first she told about her engagement. I honestly thought she was joking. xD
Yay for her!
Looks like my home's gonna get a lot more lively, especially with the addition of another dog (who's super annoying), plus two cats. ._.
Yay for her!
Looks like my home's gonna get a lot more lively, especially with the addition of another dog (who's super annoying), plus two cats. ._.
TMI...Wednesday! :D
General | Posted 12 years agoBecause I'm a hipster.
[RANT] Gossiping trolls
General | Posted 12 years agoI can't stand it when people make stupid wild accusations that they can't back up. What's even worse is that people actually BELIEVE these wild claims and act on them.
For example: "Hey guys look! Person A uses winky face emotes like Person B who got banned so they must be the same person!"
Then even stupider people think: "Woah really?? I should go harass that person and punish them for thinking they could get away with whatever the fuck they did!"
Then the word spreads like wildfire with stuff like "Watch out for Person A! (Insert dumbass here) said that he's the same person as Person B!" Which ultimately leads to an army of spamming idiots cyber-bullying a completely uninvolved person. And what does that leave Person A to do? File a Flaming Report for every single damn troll that comes his way? Kinda hard to do when they multiply like rabbits on viagra.
I'm just so sick of all the fucking drama-queens on here that think that they're GENIUSES for identifying coincidences that mean absolutely NOTHING, then portraying it like they've proven String Theory. -_-
In short, if you've found someone you believe to be a troll and stalk them long after the issue has been resolved by a mod, JUST FUCKING DROP IT. You're not protecting your friends, you're not making the world a better place, and you're NOT a fucking genius. Just move on with your life and stop ruining the lives of everyone who wears the same hat as a troll you know.
For example: "Hey guys look! Person A uses winky face emotes like Person B who got banned so they must be the same person!"
Then even stupider people think: "Woah really?? I should go harass that person and punish them for thinking they could get away with whatever the fuck they did!"
Then the word spreads like wildfire with stuff like "Watch out for Person A! (Insert dumbass here) said that he's the same person as Person B!" Which ultimately leads to an army of spamming idiots cyber-bullying a completely uninvolved person. And what does that leave Person A to do? File a Flaming Report for every single damn troll that comes his way? Kinda hard to do when they multiply like rabbits on viagra.
I'm just so sick of all the fucking drama-queens on here that think that they're GENIUSES for identifying coincidences that mean absolutely NOTHING, then portraying it like they've proven String Theory. -_-
In short, if you've found someone you believe to be a troll and stalk them long after the issue has been resolved by a mod, JUST FUCKING DROP IT. You're not protecting your friends, you're not making the world a better place, and you're NOT a fucking genius. Just move on with your life and stop ruining the lives of everyone who wears the same hat as a troll you know.
F5 for bone-whackin' goodness
General | Posted 13 years agoI'll probly switch between this and my victory screech icon every now and then since i love them both xD
TMI Tuesday agaaaaain
General | Posted 13 years agoask whatever, the kinkier the better :P
Me and my weird friends think weird fun things
General | Posted 13 years agolike how fleas could be furry STD's. ._.
furry forums are furems :D
we must assemble the council of furs(which is another thing that should be made) and discuss these things. .w.
furry forums are furems :D
we must assemble the council of furs(which is another thing that should be made) and discuss these things. .w.
TMI Snoozeday =w= zzzZZ
General | Posted 13 years agoYou know. Cuz I pulled two fricken all nighters in a row.
And I'm still awake. ._. *ignores the weird floating cows that only i can see in my sleep deprived state*
ASK ME STUFF!
MOOOO!
HUSH YOU!
And I'm still awake. ._. *ignores the weird floating cows that only i can see in my sleep deprived state*
ASK ME STUFF!
MOOOO!
HUSH YOU!
(RANT) Double all-nighter, double the fun!
General | Posted 13 years ago..ky way I'll be feeling when the caffeine wears off. ._.
So yeah, been working on my Early World Lit. midterm paper for over 24 hours now. ._. (wtf is wrong with me..?) Took a 1.5 hour break this morning to shower and watch youtube crap to de-stress(barely), and I only ate like, 3 chicken fingers and some fries at like, 10PMish. (I don't get too hungry when I pull all-nighters) I should be ok I think. I pulled 4 in a row during finals week last semester, though I'd rather not do that ever again. xD;;;
Oh yeah, now for the rant part.
Research essays. WHY YOU MAKE ME DO RESEARCH? ;~;
I would've been done forever ago if i didn't have to somehow squeeze three scholarly sources into my essay. And oh god citing sources...actually wasn't that much of a bitch this time. ._. Go figure.
I must not have enough pep atm to get all ranty and stuff I guess. xD
Guess I'll get back tohell work...
Oh and a big thanks to
.
I really wanted to go on our minecraft server a few times today but since your comp was off, I wasn't able to procrastinate like I usually do. xD Thanks and UGH. xD <333 ya saved me tons of time that would've been spent digging dirt and accidentally dumping lava on myself. .w.
So yeah, been working on my Early World Lit. midterm paper for over 24 hours now. ._. (wtf is wrong with me..?) Took a 1.5 hour break this morning to shower and watch youtube crap to de-stress(barely), and I only ate like, 3 chicken fingers and some fries at like, 10PMish. (I don't get too hungry when I pull all-nighters) I should be ok I think. I pulled 4 in a row during finals week last semester, though I'd rather not do that ever again. xD;;;
Oh yeah, now for the rant part.
Research essays. WHY YOU MAKE ME DO RESEARCH? ;~;
I would've been done forever ago if i didn't have to somehow squeeze three scholarly sources into my essay. And oh god citing sources...actually wasn't that much of a bitch this time. ._. Go figure.
I must not have enough pep atm to get all ranty and stuff I guess. xD
Guess I'll get back to
Oh and a big thanks to
.I really wanted to go on our minecraft server a few times today but since your comp was off, I wasn't able to procrastinate like I usually do. xD Thanks and UGH. xD <333 ya saved me tons of time that would've been spent digging dirt and accidentally dumping lava on myself. .w.
TMI Tuesday! huzzah!
General | Posted 13 years agoYou know what to do. :3 Ask me anything. The kinkier the better~
I hate this dog so much
General | Posted 13 years agoSo my mom recently got a bf and he comes over a lot. He's great and I'm glad for my mom. Only problem is that his dog comes too, and he's a vicious little son of a bitch and I want him to choke and die. ._.
I'm an animal lover, but omg I've never met a dog this obnoxious and annoying before. I have my own dog, who's huggable, doesn't bite, doesn't shed, and has never once ripped a toy we've gotten for him.
THIS dog however, is tiny, bites, sheds, scratches everything, and rips up and destroys every toy he's given, including the ones that I've gotten for my dog. I pet him, and he'll either lick me or bite me. Who knows? He constantly jumps at me trying to nip at my clothes and I'm just so fed up with him. I wanna choke him and hit him with a baseball bat or a tire iron or something blunt and heavy. =_="
I'm an animal lover, but omg I've never met a dog this obnoxious and annoying before. I have my own dog, who's huggable, doesn't bite, doesn't shed, and has never once ripped a toy we've gotten for him.
THIS dog however, is tiny, bites, sheds, scratches everything, and rips up and destroys every toy he's given, including the ones that I've gotten for my dog. I pet him, and he'll either lick me or bite me. Who knows? He constantly jumps at me trying to nip at my clothes and I'm just so fed up with him. I wanna choke him and hit him with a baseball bat or a tire iron or something blunt and heavy. =_="
SO MUCH FEELS <3
General | Posted 13 years agoSooo yesterday I went to a
meetup with my best friend,
and my mate,
. Before it started, me and
went off on our own for a bit to cuddle in my car, since we havent seen each other in person since January because I've been away at college. (Nooothing naughty happened. I swear. *wink wink nudge nudge*) Then we went in the diner and I got a ridiculously huge slice of cake that I ate half of, then gave some to my mate and another fur. Throughout the whole meet I jumped around from fur to fur, glomping everone, mostly my mate. :3 <3 Then towards the end, me and
went off on our own again, this time to his car, where we picked up where we left off and snuggled, cuddled, and kissed for about an hour. Then he told me he loved me for the first time, to which I gave him another passionate kiss that fogged up the car windows. <3 Couldn't have been better. <3
(In case you're wondering, no, I didn't say "I love you too." I'm still not ready yet, but I'm definitely on my way there. :) <3
said he didn't mind though thanfully).
Anyway, great night was great. ^^ <3
meetup with my best friend,
and my mate,
. Before it started, me and
went off on our own for a bit to cuddle in my car, since we havent seen each other in person since January because I've been away at college. (Nooothing naughty happened. I swear. *wink wink nudge nudge*) Then we went in the diner and I got a ridiculously huge slice of cake that I ate half of, then gave some to my mate and another fur. Throughout the whole meet I jumped around from fur to fur, glomping everone, mostly my mate. :3 <3 Then towards the end, me and
went off on our own again, this time to his car, where we picked up where we left off and snuggled, cuddled, and kissed for about an hour. Then he told me he loved me for the first time, to which I gave him another passionate kiss that fogged up the car windows. <3 Couldn't have been better. <3(In case you're wondering, no, I didn't say "I love you too." I'm still not ready yet, but I'm definitely on my way there. :) <3
said he didn't mind though thanfully).Anyway, great night was great. ^^ <3
TMI Tuesday! Get on your knees and ask me as hard as you can
General | Posted 13 years agoI'll answer anything. :3
God dangit. (my future roommate situation)
General | Posted 13 years agoSo for next semester, my curent roommate is planning on rooming with one of our mutual friends, and my backup guy is gonna continue to room with his current roommate, meaning I'm running out of male friends to room with. =w=;;; (99% of my friends are female and you can't room with the opposite gender)
I'm probably gonna be stuck with the random selection process thingy. =/ FFFFFF-
And I'll also probably have to get a minifridge, microwave, and a printer since my current roommate is the one who has all of those. Aaaaugh this is gonna be such a bitch.
I'm probably gonna be stuck with the random selection process thingy. =/ FFFFFF-
And I'll also probably have to get a minifridge, microwave, and a printer since my current roommate is the one who has all of those. Aaaaugh this is gonna be such a bitch.
1000 Pageviews! :D
General | Posted 13 years agohey, look at that! my first 1000! ^^ *wags happily* thanks a bunch everyone! :D
TMI Tuesday! Ask whatever ya want :3
General | Posted 13 years agoStarting early because books. Now ask me stuffs. :3
Weirdest Flirting Ever? (I think?)
General | Posted 13 years agoSo I was getting dinner in my college dining hall while wearing my pawesome husky hood/hat thing and 2 girls were behind me in line and one of them saw my hat and got super excited. Our conversation was as follows:
Her: "OMG I love your hat! :D"
Me: "Haha, thanks! :D"
Her: "I have an owl one like that omg we could just like, get together and I'll hide in a tree and hoot and you can be on the ground and bark. xD"
Me: "Haha, maybe. =3"
Her: "and then after I'll like, treat you to chinese food or something :) *takes out phone*(not sure if she was gonna ask for my number or not)"
Me: "lol you mean the one down the street that costs like, 5 dollars?"
Her: "Well its better then having to pay for yourself right? Haha"
Me: "Haha, true. Ok well uh, have fun with your owl hat. =3 *leaves with my food*"
It felt flirty to me but who knows? =3 I guess everyone just loves my D. (doghat)
Her: "OMG I love your hat! :D"
Me: "Haha, thanks! :D"
Her: "I have an owl one like that omg we could just like, get together and I'll hide in a tree and hoot and you can be on the ground and bark. xD"
Me: "Haha, maybe. =3"
Her: "and then after I'll like, treat you to chinese food or something :) *takes out phone*(not sure if she was gonna ask for my number or not)"
Me: "lol you mean the one down the street that costs like, 5 dollars?"
Her: "Well its better then having to pay for yourself right? Haha"
Me: "Haha, true. Ok well uh, have fun with your owl hat. =3 *leaves with my food*"
It felt flirty to me but who knows? =3 I guess everyone just loves my D. (doghat)
Help out this artist!
General | Posted 13 years agoSo
is an amazing (and affordable!) artist who's in a pinch and needs some commissions! Unlike most artists, she also accepts mailed cash payments, but you'll have to take that up with her for confirmation.
The details can be found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4344057/
Warning: her slots are VERY limited right now so hurry!
is an amazing (and affordable!) artist who's in a pinch and needs some commissions! Unlike most artists, she also accepts mailed cash payments, but you'll have to take that up with her for confirmation.The details can be found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4344057/
Warning: her slots are VERY limited right now so hurry!
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