Dear  summercat

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock drawer in your car and I saw you sit on my salt beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your balls but keeping your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and the apartment building is on fire.

Go milk a cow,

~Daxyl
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How to do this meme XD

***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),

~(your name)
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world empero

Apparently humans used to live in 4 dimensions, and hebrews come from outer space, and Martians came to Earth after did an experiment that made them jerks. Also if you have imaginary sex on the astral plane you still need to use protection; Mary and Joseph learned that the hard way.

It should be taken with a grain of salt, but even if you don't believe a word of it, it's still a good story.

About a year ago my mate of five years and I decided that the way we saw things was just too different and decided to break-up. There was a lot of crying involved, but we still managed to share a bed until the lease on our apartment was up. Even after a few months I found myself crying over him, but not often.
A couple weeks ago he told me he was seeing someone else; a friend of ours. It was at that point that I realized I had never truly accepted our break-up. Some part of me just believed we were on an extended hiatus. Reality came crashing down on me that night and I couldn't stop crying. I cried for days but I eventually worked through it. Or so I thought.

Tonight he showed me a commission I got him for his birthday years ago. The lineart had been done for a while, but now it had finally got colored. I decided to browse the gallery of the artist who did the coloring, and I found he had gotten another commission of him and his new boyfriend. The pain came back and I started crying again.

I'm not telling you this because I need sympathy. We loved each other, but we just couldn't see eye to eye on some things. I have no bitterness towards him or his new boyfriend. And I don't need advice, I realize that eventually the feeling that he's the only one I will ever love will fade and I'll find someone new.

I just want someone to know how much it hurts. I want someone to know that I'm crying right now. And I can't help but think about how wonderful this is! I'm hurting this much so long after the break-up because I truly loved him! I still do. He has his flaws like everyone else, but this is the first time I ever felt this way about anyone. It hurts now, but I'll look back at each tear fondly as a testament to how wonderful it was when I was with him.

And to the one I've been talking about, I know you don't usually read journals, but if you happen upon this, I just want to say thank you. Thank you for five wonderful years that I could spend in your arms.

I love you.

It's a good movie, you should watch it.

How could a children's nursery rhyme be so tragic?! ;_;

THIS!
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/g.....-a-tale?c=home
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/g.....-a-tale?c=home
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/g.....-a-tale?c=home

Is only halfway to its goal and there are only 9 days left. Once again I implore you to spread the news and contribute if you can. If he doesn't reach his goal all donations will be refunded, so don't worry about the game not getting made and him pocketing your donation.

But I don't WANT my donation back! I wanna see this game get made!

other time some fries I will make
make will I fries other time some
fries I will make some other time
some time other fries I will make
fries other time I will make some


... sometimes when I'm alone and talking to myself this happens...

I had the absolute stupidest experience today.
I forgot the customers cheese sticks... normally this wouldn't be much of a problem, but several other minor inconvenieces happened all at the same time creating a perfect storm scenario.

1: I forgot the customers cheese sticks,
2: they tried to pay via check,
3: when I called the store to authorize there credit card they asked if they could get the cheese sticks for free,
4: my manager agreed to free up the cheese sticks and then hung up before quoting the new price and taking the credit card info,
5: I go back to the store and am told they don't have money and I need to retrieve the pizza I left with them,
6: I return and they were uninformed about the need to return the pizza, and were told that the order is now free,
7: I find out that the coworker the customer spoke with was talking on two phones at once, and that is how the miscommunication came about.

To bad there isn't a Nobel prize in stupid cuz that'd be a winner right there. Though I'm not sure if it should go to the manager, the girl on two phones, or me for actually working with these idiots. x.x

Do not continue reading if you haven't watched episode 312...














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I'M CRYING OVER A FICTIONAL BOAT IN A CARTOON SHOW! How is this even possible?! *sob* Goodbye Merry. ;_;

12/12/21 past without incident, and now everyone will forget there were ever Mayans.

I have not been drawing enough lately and I wanna change that. Come at me bro!

My favorites list on youtube is over 90% pony videos BECAUSE BRONIES KEEP MAKING FUCK AWESOME SHIT!

But seriously, this is great!

I started Nightmare difficulty on my first character (a wizard) today. That is all!

Here is an almost complete list of anime, and anime-like shows I have seen:

Legend:
C = Completed
O = Ongoing
L = Lost interest

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.hack//Legend of the Twilight, C

.hack//SIGN, C

3x3 Eyes, C

Accel World, C

Android Kikaider, C

Avatar: The Last Airbender, C

Avatar: The Legend of Korra, O

Baccano!, C

Bleach, C

Blood+, C

Blue Exorcist, C

Blue Gender, C

Blue Seed, L

Blue Submarine No. 6, C (I think, can't remember)

Boku no Hero Academia, O

Bubblegum Crisis 2040, C

Buso Renkin, C

Cardcaptor Sakura, C

Case Closed, L

Code Geass, C

Cowboy Bebop, C

Cyborg 009, L

Darker than BLACK, C (unless there's a season three I dunno about)

Death Note, C

Digimon, C (Up to Frontier)

Dog Days, C (unless there's a season two I dunno about)

Dragon Ball, C

Dragon Ball GT, C

Dragon Ball Z, C

Dragon Drive, L

Durarara!!, C

Elfen Lied, C

Escaflowne, C

Eureka Seven, C

Fairy Tail, O

Fate/stay night, C

Fate/zero, L (been meaning to pick it back up)

FLCL, C

Fruits Basket, C

Fullmetal Alchemist, C

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, C

Ghost in the Shell: SAC, L

Gundam Seed, C

Gundam Wing, C

Gungrave, C

Gurren Lagann, C

Hellsing, C

Immortal Grand Prix, L

InuYasha, C

Kekkaishi, C

Kids on the Slope, C

Kill La Kill, C

Last Exile, L

Log Horizon, O

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, C

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's, C

MegaMan NT Warrior, L

MegaMan Starforce, L

Mobile Fighter G Gundam, L

Mob Psycho 100, C

Mushishi, C (mighta missed a few episodes. >.>)

Naruto, C

Naruto: Shippuden, C

Neon Genesis Evangelion, C

Noein - to your other self, C

Noragami, O

Now and Then, Here and There, C

Oh! Edo Rocket, L

One Piece, O

Outlaw Star, C

Paranoia Agent, C

Pokemon, L

Rave Master, C

Read or Die, C

Read or Die OVA, C

Rurouni Kenshin, C

s-CRY-ed, C

Sailor Moon, L

Samurai Champloo, C

Samurai Deeper Kyo, L

Scrapped Princess, C

Sergeant Frog, L

Shaman King, C

Shingeki no Kyojin, O (once season two starts)

Sonic X, C

Soul Eater, C

Spice and Wolf, L

Steins;Gate, L

Summer Wars, C

Sword Art Online, C

Tenchi in Tokyo, C

Tenchi Muyo!, C

Tenchi Universe, C

The Big O, C

Trigun, C

Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, C

Vandread, C

Witch Hunter Robin, C

Wolf's Rain, C

Yu Yu Hakusho, C

Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters, L

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, O

Zatch Bell!, L (But I completed the manga!)

Zoids Chaotic Century, C

Zoids New Century, C

Any reccomendations on what I should add to this list?

Yup, I've decided to become professional with my art. Not sure what I'm worth, so I'll keep my prices low at the start.

Base price: $10 (gets you something like this > http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8249598/ )
Second Character: + $2
Third Character: + $4
Background: + $3
Shading: + $1

Note1: if more than half of an additional character is obscured it will not count towards the price.
Note2: I can be included in the drawing at no extra charge, but only if it's inside my comfort zone.

I prefer to draw:
clean,
yiff,
vore

I'm okay with drawing:
Most stuff

I prefer NOT to draw:
scat,
gore,
cub/diaper

SLOT 1:  summercat -Completed-

SLOT 2: empty

SLOT 3: empty

SLOT 4: empty

Payment is accepted via paypal DO NOT send payment until I have agreed to your request. Thank you. ^^

Is Michael Bay and M. Knight Schyamalan collaborating to create Samurai Jack, the live-action movie, starring Keanu Reeves.

Dead Island, Dead Nation, Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising... how many zombie apocalypse games can you name that DO NOT have "Dead" in the title, besides Resident Evil?

In almost any match up, I would say Batman wins... but Dr. Manhattan is sort of a god.... thoughts?

Some brawny fellow (the kind who you know is sweet inside) heard about an opera and he was planning to sing in it. Cut away to Twilight Sparkle who for some reason thinks she should put on a play to cheer up Apple Jack. Cut back to the brawny fellow who is practicing dancing on a chair while his friend plays a piano. They argue for a minute before cutting back to Twilight answering the door for Apple Jack who's in disguise, telling Twilight that she'll be in the opera.
Twilight then starts a team summoning montage that calls the planet express crew. Bender complains that Fry isn't around and Twilight explains that they're gonna go see the opera.
Cut forward to just before the opera, Kif and Amy decide to get gifts from the giftshop, so the plan-ex crew decides the same. They grab some gifts, but are stuck inside a tube and not recognised as people, so random people grab the gifts out of their hands.
Scene change again, Porky pig and his girlfriend are sitting down as the opera's about to start. I don't remember if anyone was singing but apparently the giant meteors falling into the stands was a part of the show. Porky led his girlfriend away because he had to go backstage and get ready for his part, but he couldn't get through the throngs of people who were panicking over the meteors. That's when Donald Duck who had been crawling over the seats grabbed his hand and winked at him, signaling him to jump over his back. Then Donald went on his merry way.
I took my seat next to my sister, and yes, there were still meteors falling all around us. I was confused as to why I had a sword, and then there was a scene change to a mafia memeber in a Darth Vader mask discovering his sword was missing (still don't know how I got it though). The Darth Mafia guy was looking at the swarm of tomented souls whirling around one of the meteors when suddenly his own soul was pulled in.
My sister and I were flying near it when suddenly the mob boss, who had absorbed the hate of the trapped souls and become a monster, grabbed at us and we fell to the ground. My sword had been super heated by the meteor and I swung it at him. I buried it halfway in his arm but he only laughed. I got my sword hot again and went for another strike, but he explained that he was now immune to my sword. He stabbed me and tossed me aside, and just as he absorbed the hate trapped in the meteor, I was about to absorb the souls' true power, but then I woke up...
DAMMIT! Just as things were about to get fricken awesome!

If you're delicious, or if you think I look delicious, or if you just want me to draw your characters/yours and anothers characters eating each other, send me a note with refs and a situation. I'll let you know if I like it.

Details in the following link.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3122342/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3122342/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3122342/

A pathetic little milestone that I should've passed years ago... but whatever! Now that I have I'll be whipping out a commission info page soon. I hope you look forward to it as much as I do!

Gotta draw gotta draw, dunno what to draw, gimme something to draw, I'M OFFERING YOU FREE ART!

Comment here, I'm doing a few requests

THIS WILL HAVE SPOILERS

So the game starts in the typical Zelda way: going through a peaceful day, terrible tragedy strikes, peace shattered, someone or something tells you that you're the hero chosen by the gods, get green tunic.
A few interesting new races, my favorite being the robots, but I miss the Zoras and the squid guys (never caught the name of that race) are not that interesting a substitute for an aquatic race.
Don't really have any complaints about the tools; the beetle was very useful for surveying a room to gain a better understanding of the puzzle, and I like the new option of rolling bombs.
Bosses were not to hard and not to easy... except Ghirahim, spandex wearing pansy was just annoying.

Now about its place in the timeline... No clue! But I do suspect the Demise is the previous incarnation of Ganondorf. They look pretty similar, and until now Ganon has been the only Zelda villain that sought the triforce.
Don't know whether or not to think that Impa might be the same Impa from Ocarina of Time. They look similar, and they both claim to be Sheikah.
It is difficult to say if this marks the birth of the Master Sword; was it forged as the Goddess Sword? Or was it the Master Sword to begin with, and then changed into the Goddess Sword at some point?

Well, that's all I can think to say about that. If you have any thoughts, please share. ^^