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Posted 14 years agoIt just really bugs me that so many people think that orcas are whales. They are actually the largest species of dolphin. So to all of you out there with an orca fursona... you're a dolphin! And I'm a nerd!
A question about MLP and vore...
Posted 14 years agoWhat do you think the ponies would taste like?
AppleJack is obvious, she would taste like apples, or possibly apple pie; something apple related to be sure.
Applebloom is similarly obvious. She's younger, and therefore sweeter, probably caramel apples.
Pinkie Pie most likely would taste like cotton candy because that is what her mane looks like.
Fluttershy I imagine would taste like honey.
Zecora, Dark chocolate.
Rarity, cream.
Celestia would taste like GOD!
Doctor Whoof would taste like TIME!
And Spike would taste like CHICKEN!
It should be obvious what Berry Punch and Carrot Top would both taste like.
Those are all that I can think of. I'd love to hear some other thoughts on the subject! ^^
AppleJack is obvious, she would taste like apples, or possibly apple pie; something apple related to be sure.
Applebloom is similarly obvious. She's younger, and therefore sweeter, probably caramel apples.
Pinkie Pie most likely would taste like cotton candy because that is what her mane looks like.
Fluttershy I imagine would taste like honey.
Zecora, Dark chocolate.
Rarity, cream.
Celestia would taste like GOD!
Doctor Whoof would taste like TIME!
And Spike would taste like CHICKEN!
It should be obvious what Berry Punch and Carrot Top would both taste like.
Those are all that I can think of. I'd love to hear some other thoughts on the subject! ^^
A hypothetical question...
Posted 14 years agoYou are shown into a room with 3,000 bottles of <insert your favorite drink here> and just one bottle of deadly poison with no cure. You don't know which bottle is the poison, but someone has agreed to pay you ten billion dollars if you drink just one bottle (or give it to someone else of your choice on the off chance you drink the poison). Is ten billion dollars enough to make you take that risk?
Essays
Posted 14 years agoHey look! I wrote about furries for a school essay!
NOTE: Furry part is in bold.
Love & War
Fantasy: the idea of something that can’t be real. Nearly everyone enjoys losing themselves in some work of fiction sometimes, but there are some who make fantasy a part of their lives; they seek out others who share their interest, and form groups called fandoms. They all have their quirks, some members of them only have a casual interest in the subject, and others take their obsession to the extreme and sometimes creepy. Another important thing to realize is that within each category are conflicts about what aspects of the fandom are better, and in some cases, what constitutes a true fan. A few branches of fantasy fandom with internal debates would be the science-fiction fandom, the anime/manga fandom, and the furry fandom.
For starters, science-fiction, or sci-fi, fans have many popular debates. Probably the most well known among them is the debate between Star Trek fans whether Kirk or Picard are the superior captain of the Enterprise. There is also the debate between Star Trek, and Star Wars fans over which is the better franchise. And last, but not least, there are the fans of the British show Doctor Who; the main character, The Doctor, has been played by several different actors, and that, of course, sparks the debate of who played him the best.
Secondly, anime and manga (Japanese animation and comic books) fans are people who enjoy animation and comics that were produced in, you guessed it, Japan. The most common debate found within this fandom is between the dubbed audio, and the original audio. Many refuse to listen to their favorite characters speaking in English, and prefer to read subtitles with the character’s original voice intact, whereas others prefer not to have the distraction of reading all the dialogue, especially with action scenes. In addition, some refuse to watch any anime based on a manga, and claim that any revision found in the anime is an insult to the original story.
Furry fans, or furries, are people who enjoy fiction and art that center on the anthropomorphization of animals, or to put it simply: the adding of human attributes to animals. A common debate on whether someone is a furry or not is if they have a fursona: a persona representing themselves as an anthropomorphic animal. Another debate is what level of mixture between human and animal qualifies as furry; some believe only a balanced mix such as the characters from Disney’s Robin Hood qualify, but others think that a human with cat ears and tail, or an animal that can talk meet the criteria.
Though the fans argue about little details they still have something they can agree on, and that is their mutual love for the fandom which they are a part of. Whether one is a fan of Kirk or a fan of Picard they are a fan of Star Trek regardless. It’s not important if one prefers original Japanese audio, or English dubbed audio; you still have an anime fan. And it doesn’t matter if one likes dog-eared people, half-animal people, or animals that talk like people; if one wants to call themselves a furry then just do so. I consider myself a member of all three of these fandoms, and though I have my own opinions: Picard trumps Kirk, David Tennant was the best Doctor, English audio is easier, and you don’t need a fursona to be a furry, I still respect the other opinions. When all is said and done, I am only here for fun.
And here's a not-for-credit essay I wrote because my professor thought the bit about furries was interesting!
NOTE: The man in this story is a hypothetical character.
A tale of tail wearers
A man is traveling through Pennsylvania; who he is, where he’s from, and where he’s going is not important. What matters is the hotel in Pittsburgh where he spends the night. The hotel itself is nothing special, but on his was to his room he shares a ride in the elevator with a man in a fox costume. He learned later that the city of Pittsburgh plays host to the furry convention, Anthrocon, every June. Feeling very curious he decided to postpone his trip, and get a one day pass for the convention. He found a lot of what he would expect of a typical sci-fi/fantasy convention: comics, magazines, and assorted collectibles for sale; various panels discussing art, writing, and craft; and various performances all typically centered around one theme, the attribution of human qualities to animals. However, it was not the panels, plays, or the paraphernalia that interested him, it was the attendees. Some of the things he found interesting about them were their fursonas, their mannerisms, and to a small extent, their promiscuity.
A fursona is a representation of someone as an anthropomorphic(human shaped) animal. Some furries wore realistic costumes of their fursona’s called fursuits, others merely had art drawn of them, and a few didn’t even have fursonas. Fursonas ranged from ordinary animals like wolves, and rabbits; mythical creatures like dragons, and griffins; unusual hybrids like tiger/foxes, and raccoon/bunnies, and completely made up species like chakats, and iithra. Most furries seemed only to think that a fursona was a fun way to insert themselves into an anthropomorphic fantasy; others were more attached, thinking of their fursona as, “the other me”; and some had a spiritual attachment, believing themselves to have been those animals in a previous life.
The mannerisms of some furries were particularly interesting. They had developed their own terminology, but they usually didn’t use it in the presence of mundanes: their term for people who are not furries. Some would make squeaks, mews, and growls; others would scoff at the idea. Most of them only treated furry as a fun hobby, but some took it more seriously, a few almost religiously.
He had heard before that furries were very promiscuous, but he was surprised to find very little evidence of that. There were a few vendors selling adult artwork, but the inappropriate parts were covered up in their portfolio’s, and they were very vigilant of minors trying to sneak a peak. He did notice one or two fursuits that probably shouldn’t be worn in public, but they weren’t down right indecent, only a bit risqué, and these were two out of around two-thousand.
He left the convention that day thinking about a documentary he had seen on furries: it had shown them to be neurotically obsessed with animals, inappropriately intimate in public, sexually ambiguous, and preferring to be mindless beasts rather than people; but in all his time at the convention, he had only met a few out of thousands of people who met any of these criteria. He sighed, realizing that the media had once again blown something out of proportion. Of course they were going to single out the weirdest, most extreme, most abnormal people of a group; they already do it with ethnicities and religions, so why not fandoms as well? He left Pittsburgh, a little more educated: He knew now that most furries were just people with a hobby; a few took it to far, but that’s true of any hobby. He passed a small herd of deer as he left Pennsylvania, and very briefly considered, “would I look good with antlers?”
NOTE: Furry part is in bold.
Love & War
Fantasy: the idea of something that can’t be real. Nearly everyone enjoys losing themselves in some work of fiction sometimes, but there are some who make fantasy a part of their lives; they seek out others who share their interest, and form groups called fandoms. They all have their quirks, some members of them only have a casual interest in the subject, and others take their obsession to the extreme and sometimes creepy. Another important thing to realize is that within each category are conflicts about what aspects of the fandom are better, and in some cases, what constitutes a true fan. A few branches of fantasy fandom with internal debates would be the science-fiction fandom, the anime/manga fandom, and the furry fandom.
For starters, science-fiction, or sci-fi, fans have many popular debates. Probably the most well known among them is the debate between Star Trek fans whether Kirk or Picard are the superior captain of the Enterprise. There is also the debate between Star Trek, and Star Wars fans over which is the better franchise. And last, but not least, there are the fans of the British show Doctor Who; the main character, The Doctor, has been played by several different actors, and that, of course, sparks the debate of who played him the best.
Secondly, anime and manga (Japanese animation and comic books) fans are people who enjoy animation and comics that were produced in, you guessed it, Japan. The most common debate found within this fandom is between the dubbed audio, and the original audio. Many refuse to listen to their favorite characters speaking in English, and prefer to read subtitles with the character’s original voice intact, whereas others prefer not to have the distraction of reading all the dialogue, especially with action scenes. In addition, some refuse to watch any anime based on a manga, and claim that any revision found in the anime is an insult to the original story.
Furry fans, or furries, are people who enjoy fiction and art that center on the anthropomorphization of animals, or to put it simply: the adding of human attributes to animals. A common debate on whether someone is a furry or not is if they have a fursona: a persona representing themselves as an anthropomorphic animal. Another debate is what level of mixture between human and animal qualifies as furry; some believe only a balanced mix such as the characters from Disney’s Robin Hood qualify, but others think that a human with cat ears and tail, or an animal that can talk meet the criteria.
Though the fans argue about little details they still have something they can agree on, and that is their mutual love for the fandom which they are a part of. Whether one is a fan of Kirk or a fan of Picard they are a fan of Star Trek regardless. It’s not important if one prefers original Japanese audio, or English dubbed audio; you still have an anime fan. And it doesn’t matter if one likes dog-eared people, half-animal people, or animals that talk like people; if one wants to call themselves a furry then just do so. I consider myself a member of all three of these fandoms, and though I have my own opinions: Picard trumps Kirk, David Tennant was the best Doctor, English audio is easier, and you don’t need a fursona to be a furry, I still respect the other opinions. When all is said and done, I am only here for fun.
And here's a not-for-credit essay I wrote because my professor thought the bit about furries was interesting!
NOTE: The man in this story is a hypothetical character.
A tale of tail wearers
A man is traveling through Pennsylvania; who he is, where he’s from, and where he’s going is not important. What matters is the hotel in Pittsburgh where he spends the night. The hotel itself is nothing special, but on his was to his room he shares a ride in the elevator with a man in a fox costume. He learned later that the city of Pittsburgh plays host to the furry convention, Anthrocon, every June. Feeling very curious he decided to postpone his trip, and get a one day pass for the convention. He found a lot of what he would expect of a typical sci-fi/fantasy convention: comics, magazines, and assorted collectibles for sale; various panels discussing art, writing, and craft; and various performances all typically centered around one theme, the attribution of human qualities to animals. However, it was not the panels, plays, or the paraphernalia that interested him, it was the attendees. Some of the things he found interesting about them were their fursonas, their mannerisms, and to a small extent, their promiscuity.
A fursona is a representation of someone as an anthropomorphic(human shaped) animal. Some furries wore realistic costumes of their fursona’s called fursuits, others merely had art drawn of them, and a few didn’t even have fursonas. Fursonas ranged from ordinary animals like wolves, and rabbits; mythical creatures like dragons, and griffins; unusual hybrids like tiger/foxes, and raccoon/bunnies, and completely made up species like chakats, and iithra. Most furries seemed only to think that a fursona was a fun way to insert themselves into an anthropomorphic fantasy; others were more attached, thinking of their fursona as, “the other me”; and some had a spiritual attachment, believing themselves to have been those animals in a previous life.
The mannerisms of some furries were particularly interesting. They had developed their own terminology, but they usually didn’t use it in the presence of mundanes: their term for people who are not furries. Some would make squeaks, mews, and growls; others would scoff at the idea. Most of them only treated furry as a fun hobby, but some took it more seriously, a few almost religiously.
He had heard before that furries were very promiscuous, but he was surprised to find very little evidence of that. There were a few vendors selling adult artwork, but the inappropriate parts were covered up in their portfolio’s, and they were very vigilant of minors trying to sneak a peak. He did notice one or two fursuits that probably shouldn’t be worn in public, but they weren’t down right indecent, only a bit risqué, and these were two out of around two-thousand.
He left the convention that day thinking about a documentary he had seen on furries: it had shown them to be neurotically obsessed with animals, inappropriately intimate in public, sexually ambiguous, and preferring to be mindless beasts rather than people; but in all his time at the convention, he had only met a few out of thousands of people who met any of these criteria. He sighed, realizing that the media had once again blown something out of proportion. Of course they were going to single out the weirdest, most extreme, most abnormal people of a group; they already do it with ethnicities and religions, so why not fandoms as well? He left Pittsburgh, a little more educated: He knew now that most furries were just people with a hobby; a few took it to far, but that’s true of any hobby. He passed a small herd of deer as he left Pennsylvania, and very briefly considered, “would I look good with antlers?”
Gibberish
Posted 14 years agoMar sanni koikki nusara nagadabi mushahti ra hana digu par mana dari noshka bomba looma noty Barush... Chaka shimi no zera lynn far komba noitara bana sangen desh dosh... If you understood any of that crap then please explain it to me.
gonnasneezegonnasneezegonnasneeze... not gonna sneeze.
Posted 14 years agoDon't you hate it when you feel a really big sneeze coming, and there's an uncomfortable pressure in your nose, so you're looking forward to the sneeze relieving that pressure, but then you don't sneeze and the pressure just kinda sits there?
Need help with SAI
Posted 14 years agoOkay, downloaded SAI, let's try it out... Hm, I'm not quite happy with what keys do what, no problem! I'll just go to keyboard shortcuts and change things how I like... okay, and now the mouse button functions... and NOW the mouse button functions... How do you change the mouse button functions?
Furry technology
Posted 14 years agoANIMATRONIC CAT EAR HEADBAND THAT RESPONDS TO YOUR MOOD!
http://www.refinery29.com/cat-ear-h.....-when-you-feel
What will Japan think of next?
http://www.refinery29.com/cat-ear-h.....-when-you-feel
What will Japan think of next?
Some meme
Posted 14 years agoI was tagged by 
rabidlocust0
The Rules:
- Youmust post these rules may post these rules if you want to.
- Each tagged person mustpost 10 things about themselves on their journal. do as they wish
- You have tochoose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal. do as you wish
-Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them! eff that crap!
1. I don't like following the rules (obviously)
2. I am interested in parkour, but have not practiced it... yet.
3. I'm a big fan of Doctor Who, especially the tenth Doctor.
4. Sometimes when I'm nervous, or really, really excited I will starting speaking gibberish.
5. The closest thing I have to a spiritual belief is, "I am the god of me."
6. I am bisexual.
7. I am significantly more sane then the average individual.
8. I am standing right behind you.
9. I made you look! XD
10. But seriously, you should get better locks on your windows, and hide your porn better.
I shall not continue this chain of fate with the meaningless tagging of the innocent! The cycle ends with me! You're free now! enjoy your life!
rabidlocust0The Rules:
- You
- Each tagged person must
- You have to
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1. I don't like following the rules (obviously)
2. I am interested in parkour, but have not practiced it... yet.
3. I'm a big fan of Doctor Who, especially the tenth Doctor.
4. Sometimes when I'm nervous, or really, really excited I will starting speaking gibberish.
5. The closest thing I have to a spiritual belief is, "I am the god of me."
6. I am bisexual.
7. I am significantly more sane then the average individual.
8. I am standing right behind you.
9. I made you look! XD
10. But seriously, you should get better locks on your windows, and hide your porn better.
I shall not continue this chain of fate with the meaningless tagging of the innocent! The cycle ends with me! You're free now! enjoy your life!
Sex bed meme
Posted 14 years agoYOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport.
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport.
The best porn ever!
Posted 14 years agoThe answer to an age old question
Posted 14 years agoMy sister and I were just making dinner for ourselves. We steamed some broccoli for the two of us and then she started preparing some chicken to cook, and I heated up a pan to fry an egg. I finished cooking just a just a few seconds before her. So there you have it! the egg came first!
Vore meme
Posted 14 years ago1: Soft/hard/Cv/soul/unbirth/anal vore?
Soft is my favorite. As for hard, what's the point of eating people someone if you crush them into a pile of meat and bones? CV is very murr. A soul can't fill your belly so I don't see the point of it. I haven't had any experience with unbirth but I like the idea of it. Anal vore is also quite nice. <3
And even though you didn't ask and it's not exactly vore, I wanna say I also like merging.
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2: Feet first or Tail first?
... neither, head! Though of those two I think either is good.
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3: Mammals, birds, reptiles, or other?
Most mammals smaller then a horse as long as they're cute or attractive. Could also do snakes, and maybe fish.
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4: Pred or Prey?
Curled up in anothers tummy, or feeling my own belly wriggling from my meal. Either's great! <3
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5: Unwilling or willing?
*nom* (meaning both/no preference)
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6: loving or nonloving (just eating to eat, or for the joy of it)
*nom* (see above)
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7: Digestion?
Not really into that, but if I had a prey that liked it then I could work with that.
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8: Fatal or nonfatal?
I do not like to kill things unless they are evil or non-sentient food. If the former, I simply won't eat it; if the latter, I will kill it before eating it.
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9: Dark or lighthearted?
Lighthearted. Eating someone alive but somehow not killing them is the stuff of fantasy, and fantasies should be happy!
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10: Same size, micro, or macro? (prey)
Being eaten isn't as much fun if I'm not snug and forced to curl into a ball. Like wise as a predator I want my prey to fill me full. Though micros are fun to play with in my mouth. And I'd also enjoy being the one played with. :3
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1: Can you reform your prey? If so, how do you do it? If you are a prey, only, write something
If I did choose to digest my prey I could imprint their form into a spatial abnormality and tie their consciousness into quantum particles. When reforming I would flood the abnormality with the neccesary elementary particles to rebuild their body and put the mind back in place... SCIENCE FICTION!
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2: Do you like pure preds? Are you one? If not, why?
Does "pure pred" mean "is never prey" or "never eats fruits/veggies"? I'm assuming you mean the former. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to be prey, but sometimes I do. So I'm okay with pure preds, I'm not one of them, and I like it.
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3: Does your pred/prey have powers? what are they if yes? (If no powers, then how do they fight/defend?)
I can manipulate spatial relativity. I can fit forty liters of anything into a space of less than one mililiter. The given distance between two objects or points is whatever I want it to be. And through manipulation of mass, gravity, and momentum, anything hitting me affects me as though it were a hundred times lighter and slower. The reverse is true for things I am hitting.
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4: What does your pred think of willing prey? If your char is prey, are they willing or nonwilling?
To answer both I'd say it depends on the situation.
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5: Your prey starts begging you not to eat them! How does the predator react? (If you are prey, disregard or write something random.)
Eat them anyway!
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6: What does your pred prefer to eat? (fave foods) If your char is prey, tell us if you have a predator preference (macro, macro mammal, dragon, ect.)
I'd eat most anything small and cute. As for being eaten, I think dragons fit that role most naturally, but I especially like being eaten by
genesistwilight <3
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7: Is your pred competitive with any other predator? If your char is prey, do they have contests of who can get eaten the most?
No.
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8: What sort of prey does your pred hate the most? (taste wise) If your char is prey, then tell us if they are afraid of any kind of pred.
Um... bugs?
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9: What is your pred's holding capacity? (how much can they eat?) If your char is prey, disregard or write something random. OR tell us how long you could last in acids.
Like I said before I can manipulate spatial relativity. I could eat you, your mate, your best friend, your best friend's mate, your mate's best friend, your best friend's mate's best friend, and the first artist you commissioned to draw your character.
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10: Now tag a few people!
Tag! genesistwilight 
ryutakai 
onyxdragon and 
hosaka are it!
Soft is my favorite. As for hard, what's the point of eating people someone if you crush them into a pile of meat and bones? CV is very murr. A soul can't fill your belly so I don't see the point of it. I haven't had any experience with unbirth but I like the idea of it. Anal vore is also quite nice. <3
And even though you didn't ask and it's not exactly vore, I wanna say I also like merging.
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2: Feet first or Tail first?
... neither, head! Though of those two I think either is good.
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3: Mammals, birds, reptiles, or other?
Most mammals smaller then a horse as long as they're cute or attractive. Could also do snakes, and maybe fish.
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4: Pred or Prey?
Curled up in anothers tummy, or feeling my own belly wriggling from my meal. Either's great! <3
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5: Unwilling or willing?
*nom* (meaning both/no preference)
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6: loving or nonloving (just eating to eat, or for the joy of it)
*nom* (see above)
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7: Digestion?
Not really into that, but if I had a prey that liked it then I could work with that.
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8: Fatal or nonfatal?
I do not like to kill things unless they are evil or non-sentient food. If the former, I simply won't eat it; if the latter, I will kill it before eating it.
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9: Dark or lighthearted?
Lighthearted. Eating someone alive but somehow not killing them is the stuff of fantasy, and fantasies should be happy!
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10: Same size, micro, or macro? (prey)
Being eaten isn't as much fun if I'm not snug and forced to curl into a ball. Like wise as a predator I want my prey to fill me full. Though micros are fun to play with in my mouth. And I'd also enjoy being the one played with. :3
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1: Can you reform your prey? If so, how do you do it? If you are a prey, only, write something
If I did choose to digest my prey I could imprint their form into a spatial abnormality and tie their consciousness into quantum particles. When reforming I would flood the abnormality with the neccesary elementary particles to rebuild their body and put the mind back in place... SCIENCE FICTION!
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2: Do you like pure preds? Are you one? If not, why?
Does "pure pred" mean "is never prey" or "never eats fruits/veggies"? I'm assuming you mean the former. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to be prey, but sometimes I do. So I'm okay with pure preds, I'm not one of them, and I like it.
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3: Does your pred/prey have powers? what are they if yes? (If no powers, then how do they fight/defend?)
I can manipulate spatial relativity. I can fit forty liters of anything into a space of less than one mililiter. The given distance between two objects or points is whatever I want it to be. And through manipulation of mass, gravity, and momentum, anything hitting me affects me as though it were a hundred times lighter and slower. The reverse is true for things I am hitting.
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4: What does your pred think of willing prey? If your char is prey, are they willing or nonwilling?
To answer both I'd say it depends on the situation.
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5: Your prey starts begging you not to eat them! How does the predator react? (If you are prey, disregard or write something random.)
Eat them anyway!
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6: What does your pred prefer to eat? (fave foods) If your char is prey, tell us if you have a predator preference (macro, macro mammal, dragon, ect.)
I'd eat most anything small and cute. As for being eaten, I think dragons fit that role most naturally, but I especially like being eaten by
genesistwilight <3---
7: Is your pred competitive with any other predator? If your char is prey, do they have contests of who can get eaten the most?
No.
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8: What sort of prey does your pred hate the most? (taste wise) If your char is prey, then tell us if they are afraid of any kind of pred.
Um... bugs?
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9: What is your pred's holding capacity? (how much can they eat?) If your char is prey, disregard or write something random. OR tell us how long you could last in acids.
Like I said before I can manipulate spatial relativity. I could eat you, your mate, your best friend, your best friend's mate, your mate's best friend, your best friend's mate's best friend, and the first artist you commissioned to draw your character.
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10: Now tag a few people!
Tag!
genesistwilight 
ryutakai 
onyxdragon and 
hosaka are it!Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
Posted 15 years agoBuffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Are you ready for this? That was actually a gramatically valid sentence! Buffalo is a city(proper noun) an animal(noun) and an act of bullying(verb). Let's paraphrase a little.
City bison whom city bison bully, bully city bison.
Don't believe me? Look it up! Type "buffalo" into google more then 3 times. It's true!
Are you ready for this? That was actually a gramatically valid sentence! Buffalo is a city(proper noun) an animal(noun) and an act of bullying(verb). Let's paraphrase a little.
City bison whom city bison bully, bully city bison.
Don't believe me? Look it up! Type "buffalo" into google more then 3 times. It's true!
Tablet tips
Posted 15 years agoAnybody know any good tutorials or stuff to assist one with drawing using a tablet?
Also any art programs that work well with a tablet? I'm using Jasc Paintshop Pro 8 right now.
Also any art programs that work well with a tablet? I'm using Jasc Paintshop Pro 8 right now.
Kittens falling down.
Posted 15 years agoI never thought something could be so cute and so sad at the same time.
It's called Myotonia Congenita, better known as 'fainting goat' syndrome. The slightest sound or movement, causes them to go rigid and unable to make complex movements for about a minute.
This absurdity is intolerable!
Posted 15 years ago<begin rant>
Look at this comic!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=299
And now tell me... IS THAT NOT THE MOST ABSURD THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD?!?! We've technologically peaked?! Oh then I guess every scientist in the world is wasting their time with the million dollar research grants. And so what if computers double in speed every few months. And yeah, we'll never see flying cars... Nevermind that they already exist!
I sincerely hope that Scott Ramsoomair doesn't really believe this because anyone who DOES believe that technology has stopped developing has an I.Q. of absolute 0!
<end rant>
Look at this comic!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=299
And now tell me... IS THAT NOT THE MOST ABSURD THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD?!?! We've technologically peaked?! Oh then I guess every scientist in the world is wasting their time with the million dollar research grants. And so what if computers double in speed every few months. And yeah, we'll never see flying cars... Nevermind that they already exist!
I sincerely hope that Scott Ramsoomair doesn't really believe this because anyone who DOES believe that technology has stopped developing has an I.Q. of absolute 0!
<end rant>
Another random statement of randomness
Posted 15 years agoOnce when I was a kid I took a power sander and sanded the callus at the heel of my foot. Don't worry, I didn't do it long enough that I was sanding live skin.
Random statement of randomness
Posted 15 years agoMy balls itch...
Being straight is so gay!
Posted 15 years agoNicaraguan invades Costa Rica. Blames Google.
Posted 15 years agoSo apparently this military commander in Nicaragua decided the official maps and treaties that show where the border of his country are to much work. So who goes on the internet, where anyone can say anything about anything, and checks the known to NOT be completely accurate google maps and dispatches soldiers accordingly.
After realizing he idiotically invaded Costa Rica by accident he tried to blame it on the thing that people use to plan road trips, or to find the nearest Arby's.
What an idiot! =P
The link to the news article is below.
http://www.ticotimes.net/News/Daily.....vember-12-2010
After realizing he idiotically invaded Costa Rica by accident he tried to blame it on the thing that people use to plan road trips, or to find the nearest Arby's.
What an idiot! =P
The link to the news article is below.
http://www.ticotimes.net/News/Daily.....vember-12-2010
Animation meme
Posted 15 years agoANIMATION MEME
- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished or saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Italize what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral
CLASSIC DISNEY
[X] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[X] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[X] Bambi (1942)
[X] Cinderella (1950)
[X] Dumbo (1941)
[X] Fantasia (1940)
[X] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[X] Mary Poppins (1964)
[X] Peter Pan (1953)
[X] Pinocchio (1940)
[X] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[] Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937)
[ ] Song of the South (1946)
DISNEY'S DARK AGE
[X] The Aristocats (1970)
[X] The Black Cauldron (1985)
[X] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[] The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
[O] The Jungle Book (1967)
[X] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[X] Oliver and Company (1986)
[X] Pete's Dragon (1977)
[X] The Rescuers (1977)
[X] Robin Hood (1973)
[X] The Sword In The Stone (1963)
THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
[X] Aladdin (1992)
[X] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[X] A Goofy Movie (1995)
[X] Hercules (1997)
[X] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
[X] The Lion King (1994)
[X] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[X] Mulan (1998)
[X] Pocahontas (1995)
[X] The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
[X] Tarzan (1999)
DISNEY'S MODERN AGE
[X] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
[X] Bolt (2008)
[] Brother Bear (2003)
[X] Chicken Little (2005)
[X] Dinosaur (2000)
[X] The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
[X] Fantasia 2000 (2000)
[X] Home on the Range (2004)
[X] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[X] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[X] Treasure Planet (2002)
PIXAR
[] A Bug's Life (1998)
[] Cars (2006)
[X] Finding Nemo (2003)
[X] The Incredibles (2004)
[X] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[X] Ratatouille (2007)
[X] Toy Story (1995)
[X] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[X] Wall-E (2008)
[X] Up (2009)
DON BLUTH
[] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
[X] An American Tail (1986)
[] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West (1991)
[X] Anastasia (1997)
[X] The Land Before Time (1988)
[X] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
[X] Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
[X] The Secret of NIMH (1982)
[X] Thumbelina (1994) Can't remember any of it though. Except Gilbert Godfried played a bug guy I think
[X] Titan AE (2000)
[X] A Troll in Central Park (1994)
CLAYMATION
[] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[] Chicken Run (2000)
[] Corpse Bride (2005)
[X] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[X] The Nightmare Before Christmas
[] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
[] Coraline (2009)
CGI GLUT
[] Antz (1998)
[X] Happy Feet (2006)
[X] Kung Fu Panda (2008)
[X] Madagascar (2005)
[] Monster House (2006)
[X] Over the Hedge (2006)
[] The Polar Express (2004)
[X] Shrek (2001)
[X] Shrek 2 (2004)
[X] Shrek The Third (2007)
[X] Monsters vs. Aliens
IMPORTS
[X] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)
[X] The Last Unicorn (1982)
[] Light Years (1988)
[] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
[] Persepolis (2007) (I read the book, it's amazing)
[] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[X] Watership Down (1978)
[] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[] Yellow Submarine (1968)
STUDIO GHIBLI/MIYAZAKI
[] Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
[X] Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
[X] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
[X] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
[] My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999)
[X] My Neighbor Totoro (1993)
[X] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[] Only Yesterday (1991)
[X] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) (1994)
[X] Porco Rosso (1992)
[X] Princess Mononoke (1999)
[X] Spirited Away (2002)
[ ] Whisper of the Heart (1995)
[X] Ponyo on a Cliff by the Sea (2009)
SATOSHI KON
[] Millennium Actress (2001)
[X] Paprika (2006)
[] Perfect Blue (1999)
[] Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
[] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" part (1995)
SHINKAI MAKOTO
[] She and Her Cat (1999)
[] Voices of a Distant Star (2001)
[] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)
OTHER ANIME FILMS
[X] Akira (1989)
[] Appleseed (2004)
[] Appleseed: Ex Machina (2007)
[] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) (1982)
[X] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003) IT'S CALLED "Knocking on Heaven's Door"
[] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) (1985)
[] Dirty Pair: Project Eden (1987)
[] End of Evangelion (1997)
[] Fist of the North Star (1986)
[] Galaxy Express 999 (1979)
[X] Ghost in the Shell (1996)
[] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
[] Lensman (1984)
[] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (1984)
[X] Metropolis (2001)
[] Neo-Tokyo (1986)
[] Ninja Scroll (1993)
[] Patlabor the Movie (1989)
[] The Professional: Golgo 13 (1983)
[] Project A-ko (1986)
[] Robot Carnival (1987)
[] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle (2006)
[] Silent Möbius (1991)
[] Space Adventure Cobra (1982)
[X] Steamboy (2004)
[] Sword of the Stranger (2007)
[] Unico and the Island of Magic (1983)
[] Urotsukidoji: The Movie (1987)
[X] Vampire Hunter D (1985)
[X] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000)
[] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force (1987)
CARTOONS FOR GROWN-UPS
[] American Pop (1981)
[X] The Animatrix (2003)
[] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[] Cool World (1992)
[X] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[X] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (2005)
[] Fire & Ice (1983)
[] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[] Heavy Metal (1981)
[] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[] Hey Good Lookin' (1982)
[] Lady Death (2004)
[] A Scanner Darkly (2006)
[] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[] Street Fight (Coonskin) (1975)
[] Waking Life (2001)
OTHER ANIMATED MOVIES
[] Animal Farm (1954)
[] Animalympics (1980)
[X] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)
[X] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[X] The Brave Little Toaster (1988)
[] Bravestarr: The Movie (1988)
[X] Cats Don't Dance (1997)
[] Care Bears: The Movie (1985)
[] Charlotte's Web (1973)
[X] Fern Gully (1992)
[] G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
[] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords (1986)
[] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
[x] The Hobbit (1977)
[X] The Iron Giant (1999)
[] Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
[] Lord of the Rings (1978)
[X] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992)
[X] My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)
[] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)
[X] The Prince of Egypt (1998)
[X] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie (2002) (Excellent movie)
[X] Quest For Camelot (1999)
[] Ringing Bell (1978)
[X] The Road to El Dorado (2000)
[O] Space Jam (1996)
[X] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985)
[] Superman: Doomsday (2007)
[X] The Swan Princess (1994)
[X] Transformers: The Movie (1986)
[] Wizards (1977)
[X] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[] Wonder Woman (2009)
[X] Balto (1995)
[X] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)
- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished or saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Italize what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral
CLASSIC DISNEY
[X] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[X] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[X] Bambi (1942)
[X] Cinderella (1950)
[X] Dumbo (1941)
[X] Fantasia (1940)
[X] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[X] Mary Poppins (1964)
[X] Peter Pan (1953)
[X] Pinocchio (1940)
[X] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[] Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937)
[ ] Song of the South (1946)
DISNEY'S DARK AGE
[X] The Aristocats (1970)
[X] The Black Cauldron (1985)
[X] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[] The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
[O] The Jungle Book (1967)
[X] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[X] Oliver and Company (1986)
[X] Pete's Dragon (1977)
[X] The Rescuers (1977)
[X] Robin Hood (1973)
[X] The Sword In The Stone (1963)
THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
[X] Aladdin (1992)
[X] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[X] A Goofy Movie (1995)
[X] Hercules (1997)
[X] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
[X] The Lion King (1994)
[X] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[X] Mulan (1998)
[X] Pocahontas (1995)
[X] The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
[X] Tarzan (1999)
DISNEY'S MODERN AGE
[X] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
[X] Bolt (2008)
[] Brother Bear (2003)
[X] Chicken Little (2005)
[X] Dinosaur (2000)
[X] The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
[X] Fantasia 2000 (2000)
[X] Home on the Range (2004)
[X] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[X] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[X] Treasure Planet (2002)
PIXAR
[] A Bug's Life (1998)
[] Cars (2006)
[X] Finding Nemo (2003)
[X] The Incredibles (2004)
[X] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[X] Ratatouille (2007)
[X] Toy Story (1995)
[X] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[X] Wall-E (2008)
[X] Up (2009)
DON BLUTH
[] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
[X] An American Tail (1986)
[] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West (1991)
[X] Anastasia (1997)
[X] The Land Before Time (1988)
[X] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
[X] Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
[X] The Secret of NIMH (1982)
[X] Thumbelina (1994) Can't remember any of it though. Except Gilbert Godfried played a bug guy I think
[X] Titan AE (2000)
[X] A Troll in Central Park (1994)
CLAYMATION
[] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[] Chicken Run (2000)
[] Corpse Bride (2005)
[X] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[X] The Nightmare Before Christmas
[] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
[] Coraline (2009)
CGI GLUT
[] Antz (1998)
[X] Happy Feet (2006)
[X] Kung Fu Panda (2008)
[X] Madagascar (2005)
[] Monster House (2006)
[X] Over the Hedge (2006)
[] The Polar Express (2004)
[X] Shrek (2001)
[X] Shrek 2 (2004)
[X] Shrek The Third (2007)
[X] Monsters vs. Aliens
IMPORTS
[X] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)
[X] The Last Unicorn (1982)
[] Light Years (1988)
[] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
[] Persepolis (2007) (I read the book, it's amazing)
[] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[X] Watership Down (1978)
[] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[] Yellow Submarine (1968)
STUDIO GHIBLI/MIYAZAKI
[] Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
[X] Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
[X] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
[X] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
[] My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999)
[X] My Neighbor Totoro (1993)
[X] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[] Only Yesterday (1991)
[X] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) (1994)
[X] Porco Rosso (1992)
[X] Princess Mononoke (1999)
[X] Spirited Away (2002)
[ ] Whisper of the Heart (1995)
[X] Ponyo on a Cliff by the Sea (2009)
SATOSHI KON
[] Millennium Actress (2001)
[X] Paprika (2006)
[] Perfect Blue (1999)
[] Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
[] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" part (1995)
SHINKAI MAKOTO
[] She and Her Cat (1999)
[] Voices of a Distant Star (2001)
[] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)
OTHER ANIME FILMS
[X] Akira (1989)
[] Appleseed (2004)
[] Appleseed: Ex Machina (2007)
[] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) (1982)
[X] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003) IT'S CALLED "Knocking on Heaven's Door"
[] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) (1985)
[] Dirty Pair: Project Eden (1987)
[] End of Evangelion (1997)
[] Fist of the North Star (1986)
[] Galaxy Express 999 (1979)
[X] Ghost in the Shell (1996)
[] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
[] Lensman (1984)
[] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (1984)
[X] Metropolis (2001)
[] Neo-Tokyo (1986)
[] Ninja Scroll (1993)
[] Patlabor the Movie (1989)
[] The Professional: Golgo 13 (1983)
[] Project A-ko (1986)
[] Robot Carnival (1987)
[] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle (2006)
[] Silent Möbius (1991)
[] Space Adventure Cobra (1982)
[X] Steamboy (2004)
[] Sword of the Stranger (2007)
[] Unico and the Island of Magic (1983)
[] Urotsukidoji: The Movie (1987)
[X] Vampire Hunter D (1985)
[X] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000)
[] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force (1987)
CARTOONS FOR GROWN-UPS
[] American Pop (1981)
[X] The Animatrix (2003)
[] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[] Cool World (1992)
[X] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[X] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (2005)
[] Fire & Ice (1983)
[] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[] Heavy Metal (1981)
[] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[] Hey Good Lookin' (1982)
[] Lady Death (2004)
[] A Scanner Darkly (2006)
[] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[] Street Fight (Coonskin) (1975)
[] Waking Life (2001)
OTHER ANIMATED MOVIES
[] Animal Farm (1954)
[] Animalympics (1980)
[X] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)
[X] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[X] The Brave Little Toaster (1988)
[] Bravestarr: The Movie (1988)
[X] Cats Don't Dance (1997)
[] Care Bears: The Movie (1985)
[] Charlotte's Web (1973)
[X] Fern Gully (1992)
[] G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
[] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords (1986)
[] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
[x] The Hobbit (1977)
[X] The Iron Giant (1999)
[] Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
[] Lord of the Rings (1978)
[X] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992)
[X] My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)
[] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)
[X] The Prince of Egypt (1998)
[X] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie (2002) (Excellent movie)
[X] Quest For Camelot (1999)
[] Ringing Bell (1978)
[X] The Road to El Dorado (2000)
[O] Space Jam (1996)
[X] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985)
[] Superman: Doomsday (2007)
[X] The Swan Princess (1994)
[X] Transformers: The Movie (1986)
[] Wizards (1977)
[X] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[] Wonder Woman (2009)
[X] Balto (1995)
[X] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)
Politics Explained
Posted 15 years agoSOURCE: http://www.sjgames.com/illuminati/politics.html
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Why can't I just keep my cows and trade my milk for my neighbors eggs?
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Why can't I just keep my cows and trade my milk for my neighbors eggs?
White hot rage.
Posted 15 years agoHere's a short description of what happened at work today.
Stupid bitch manager: I need you to stay late.
Stupid bitch coworker: But it's my birthday and I have dinner plans.
Stupid bitch manager: Well normally you'd have to talk with the first driver who is scheduled to be off today, and ask him if he's willing to stay late. but since it's your birthday, I'm going to ignore the rules and screw him over.
And a couple hours later I thought business had slowed down enough that I could leave so I asked. But no she wanted me to help prep toppings (I work at a Papa John's) and clean the backroom.
So I set about doing that,
. somewhat upset. I didn't argue, I didn't say another word to her. I just tried to do my work quick and efficient. And then she calls me and says...
#$%&ing stupid bitch manager: You need to lose the attitude. She came in to work on her birthday so it wouldn't screw up the schedule even though she didn't want to.
(I'm thinking: So she could've scheduled herself off so someone who wanted extra hours had the oppotunity?)
Goddamn mother #$%&ing stupid bitch manager: So don't be upset that I completely ignored the rules and screwed you over for no good reason at all.
(I WANT to say: Excuse me?! This was a non-emergency situation. She was supposed to ask me if I didn't mind switching shifts with her. and I might've just accepted if it was done that way. I'm upset because you didn't ask me! You just decided that her birthday plans couldn't wait another day and completely fucked up my day. SO IF YOU EVER TELL ME TO LOSE THE ATTITUDE AGAIN! I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN AND SHOVE YOU THROUGH THE OVEN!)
What I said: Okay, sorry.
Needless to say, I was quite upset with how my manager performed today.
Thank you very much for reading my rage venting journal. *huggles* <3
Stupid bitch manager: I need you to stay late.
Stupid bitch coworker: But it's my birthday and I have dinner plans.
Stupid bitch manager: Well normally you'd have to talk with the first driver who is scheduled to be off today, and ask him if he's willing to stay late. but since it's your birthday, I'm going to ignore the rules and screw him over.
And a couple hours later I thought business had slowed down enough that I could leave so I asked. But no she wanted me to help prep toppings (I work at a Papa John's) and clean the backroom.
So I set about doing that,
. somewhat upset. I didn't argue, I didn't say another word to her. I just tried to do my work quick and efficient. And then she calls me and says...
#$%&ing stupid bitch manager: You need to lose the attitude. She came in to work on her birthday so it wouldn't screw up the schedule even though she didn't want to.
(I'm thinking: So she could've scheduled herself off so someone who wanted extra hours had the oppotunity?)
Goddamn mother #$%&ing stupid bitch manager: So don't be upset that I completely ignored the rules and screwed you over for no good reason at all.
(I WANT to say: Excuse me?! This was a non-emergency situation. She was supposed to ask me if I didn't mind switching shifts with her. and I might've just accepted if it was done that way. I'm upset because you didn't ask me! You just decided that her birthday plans couldn't wait another day and completely fucked up my day. SO IF YOU EVER TELL ME TO LOSE THE ATTITUDE AGAIN! I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN AND SHOVE YOU THROUGH THE OVEN!)
What I said: Okay, sorry.
Needless to say, I was quite upset with how my manager performed today.
Thank you very much for reading my rage venting journal. *huggles* <3
Character meme!
Posted 15 years ago1. What do you think my character would have a job/career in?
2. What is unique about my character that you enjoy?
3. What are his flaws?
4. What are some changes you would like to see?
5. What would you like to see my character doing in future pictures?
6. How old does my character look?
7. On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is my character?
8. On a scale to 1-10, how sexually attractive is my character?
9. On a scale to 1-10, how well does my character fit me?
10. If you could, how would you personally change him to fit me better?
