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Posted 5 years agoThree days ago I caught a bad chest cold. Dunno how exactly though, it might be the fact that nobody in my house can cover their mouth when coughing or not put their big greasy fish lips on the juice bottle. I'm looking at you big bro. I don't even give a crap you bought the juice, use a cup you lazy cunt.
This sucks cause I had some really great comic pages lined up but now I can't work on them cause my head feels like scrambled eggs and my eyes are really sensitive to bright lights. Sorry for rambling but I'm peeved about being sick, I don't wanna be one those artist that vanish for months without saying anything. Happy Halloween
Posted 5 years agoSince ibs has been acting up and making me vomit up my lungs, let's run a spooky poll while I try not to die.
If you could date any monster from a movie, book, media, etc. Who would you pick and why?
I call dibs on mothman, guy seems pretty chill.
We could hang around on bridges, or chill under street lamps eating nutter butters.
Guy's probably super into lämps.Friendly Reminder To Clean Under Your Nails
Posted 5 years agoMum got a nasty infection after scratching a bug bite with dirty finger talons.
Got to play nurse with gauze and latex gloves cause there's no way in hell I'm touching that mess.
A good way to describe it without making it really gross.. It kinda looked like salami?
So yeah, if you don't leg salami, wash and clip your nails kids.A really cool thing!
Posted 5 years agoJimmy blessed me with this sweet ufg banner commission.
https://www.deviantart.com/eeveesan.....nner-853776831
If only I could use it here. ;~;I'll probably regret this in the morning.
Posted 5 years agoBut let's play a game.
Leave a random comment on this journal and I'll give you a really dumb nickname.I'm curious
Posted 5 years agoWhy are they called 'cheat codes' exactly?
The content is already programmed into the game, so it's meant to be there.
And games don't have rules against using them. Unless they do something like dock your score or something.
I dunno, I was just wondering about that. Not fun times.
Posted 5 years agoApparently stretching in the morning is not a good idea, cause I managed to tear a muscle in my leg.
After that I spent the next twenty minutes laying on my bed in silent pain.
That was four days ago, can now walk with minor discomfort at least.
Hopefully I can get back to chores soon, then work back up to comics.This needs to happen.
Posted 5 years agoIf we call paws 'toe beans', can we call gecko feet 'foot lasagna'? Why Are They Still Making Dragon Heart Movies?
Posted 5 years agoLike I watched one that came out this year.
I did like the sassy girl dragon, and it didn't take itself too seriously.
But I don't get why it had to be a Dragon Heart movie?
C'mon I'd totally take a medieval themed rom-com with a sassy neighbor dragon.
Fucking gimme that shit man.And I Don't Even like Them
Posted 5 years agoAccording to Google:
A hotdog is a sandwich.
But it's also a taco?
...
W h a t ?Keep hoping for things to get better.
Posted 5 years agoBeen holding out on hope for this year to improve but so far things aren't so good. I'm not even talking about all the craziness out in the world right now. I'm talking about these four walls I call home.
Four days ago my Mom was rushed to the ER showing signs of stroke. I stayed up past midnight calling her constantly to make sure she was safe. She's home now with medications and making a slow recovery.
But just going through something like that, thinking you're going to lose someone who matters most to you forever.
It's scary. Really, really scary.
I'm working on trying to return things to normal, but it's tough. I don't like talking about this kinda serious stuff. But I just really wanted it all out of my head. Not Dead.. Sorta.
Posted 5 years agoIt's been what, three weeks? I dunno.. this month's been real crap.
Long story shorten, I now own a Long Furby.
His name is Bumble, and he's the most cursed object I've ever seen.
Still love em tho, he's surprisingly well-behaved.
Maybe we'll do a photoshoot when my hands stop hurting.
Back to your semi-regularly scheduled program after my hands stop bleeding.Some Blessed Content
Posted 5 years agoGoogle 'turtles in sweaters'.
You won't be disappointed.A Very Good Friend Needs Help ASAP!
Posted 6 years ago
https://www.deviantart.com/klownych.....hare-809977899
I usually don't share journals but I'm worried about her and her family.I forgot something.
Posted 6 years agoI needed to sort the finished pages in the folder to make room for new ones in the future.
notices a finished page from weeks ago, that never got posted.
S C R E E C H.Let's post random UFG Facts in between updates.
Posted 6 years agoUFG Fact of the Day.
Tek once got an entire apple wedged in his jaws.
Now he has a hatred of all red or hard fruits.Things you don't wanna google.
Posted 6 years agoThere's a community that makes terrifying sculptures out of taxidermy deer asses..Tomorrow is my birthday. (27th)
Posted 7 years agoHaven't been feeling well the past month, sorry again for the delay.
As soon as I'm feeling better I'll get back to my schedule.Three things that TERRIFY me.
Posted 7 years agoSyringes.
Deep or dark bodies of water.
Those biscuits cans that pop open.Can you guys suggest a plushie?
Posted 7 years agoCan't decide between red gey and soft boi.
Gonna build a pokemon body pillow for.. reasons, but I need another boi to add to my collection.Barfed in public today.
Posted 7 years agoTo the people would ran out of the bathroom in fear and that once clean toilet.
Press f to pay respects. Oh noes, come save me.
Posted 7 years agoNeeded some light purple fabric for a certain thicc boye plush.
But Walmart didn't have the right shade I needed.
So I bought some tye-dye stuff, but it stained my hands dark purple.
You guys know how to remove dye? I been scrubbing for an hour now, but it's only half gone.
Any of you guys play that online Pokemon Trading Card Game?
Posted 7 years agoCause I got about twenty of those code card thingies from a ton of different packs.
I was just gonna throw them away but if you guys are interested I can temporarily post the code cards.Let's get spooky!
Posted 7 years agoI super glued a ton of plastic spiders to the underside of the lamp shade.
Mom's gotta get it. >:3cWould You Rather..?
Posted 7 years agoStep on a big roach barefoot OR a rat snap trap barefoot?
