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General | Posted 15 years agogo figure.
I CAME HERE TO SHOW OFF HOW AWESOME I AM.
no, more like all the stuff i submitted is at least a year old and we need some updates.
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I CAME HERE TO SHOW OFF HOW AWESOME I AM.
no, more like all the stuff i submitted is at least a year old and we need some updates.
x]
oh my josh
General | Posted 17 years agostealed from dude 
1. Where is your cell phone?
on the table. it's dead.
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
... DON'T JUDGE ME.
3. Your hair color?
brown and blond and purple. like pb&j.
4. Work?
there are no available street corners.
5. Your father's name?
billiam.
6. Your favorite thing?
umm... my laptop.
7. Your dream last night?
fuck if i know.
8. Your favorite drink?
sprite.
9. Your dream car?
one that runs and isn't shaped like a box.
10. The room you’re in
living room.
11. Your pet?
luna, my kitteh. she's insane.
12. Your fears?
everything. including mustard and public speaking.
13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
not poor.
14. Where did you hang out last night?
here.
15. What you’re not good at?
science classes.
16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex?
why not?
17. One of your wish list items?
new pastels and a job where i dun hafta talk to people.
18. Where you grew up?
carlstadt/east rutherford, nj.
19. The last thing you did?
poured meself some sooda.
20. What are you wearing?
black shirt says 'don't make me get my flying monkeys', jeans, socks, undies.
21. What aren’t you wearing?
...a thong. oh and shoes.
23. Your computer?
says dell...
24. Your life?
what about it?
25. Your mood?
kinda hungry. but okay.
26. Missing?
the leftover chinese food i just finished.
27. Who are you thinking about right now?
my mom cuz she just talked to me.
28. Your car?
ha. that's funny.
29. Your work?
not so funny. kinda depressing.
30. Your summer?
flip-flops.
32. Your favorite color?
purple.
33. When is the last time you laughed?
a few minutes ago.
34. Last time you cried?
um... when my parents' car was repossessed.
35. School?
high school senior.
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MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice?
russian.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
SONIC (BOOM)
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
i... do not know. prolly cracker barrel.
What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it?
potatoes.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
cheese and mushrooms bitch.
What do you like to put on your toast?
peanut/ butter.
What is your favorite type of gum?
green.
************************
TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
conor's got some naruto pic up.
How many televisions are in your house?
at least three.
Do you use a laptop or desktop?
i go both ways.
************************
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right.
Do you like your smile?
i dun hate it.
What’s your best feature?
my hair. and my fucking eyebrows.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
my penis.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
sight prolly.
When was the last time you had a cavity?
now.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
this cup of sooda.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
i think not.
************************
BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die?
hellno.
Is love for real?
i hope so.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
i love my first name. fuck you.
What color do you think looks best on you?
black.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
yes. i swallowed some foil off a klondike bar once.
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
i think not.
Has someone ever saved yours?
i think not.
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DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000?
only if everyone averted their eyes.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
yes.
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000?
if it is my left hand and i am properly sedated.
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
fuckyes.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
no.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
no.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
i would try but i would fail epicly.
************************
DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket?
your mother's vagina.
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
define 'good.'
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
what kinda weirdo sits in the shower?
Could you live with roommates?
prolly.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
one... i think.
Where were you born?
secaucus, nj.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
rich.
Who is number 1 on your top friends?
i guess i must say kristen. =P
Have you ever got drunk/high with this person?
nope but i can vividly imagine.
Who is number 2 on your top friends?
conor.
Do you like them?
sometimes.
When did you meet them?
um... birth?
Who is your number 3 on your top friends?
all the guys i eat lunch with.
Have you slept in the same bed with this person?
nope.
Would you ever live with this person?
maybe.
Who is your number 4 in your top friends?
megan. seems unfair that she gets fourth...
Have you ever kissed/hugged them?
i hug on occasion. i guess.
When was the last time you talked to them in person?
all of them, friday.
************************
LASTOLOGY
Friend you talked to?
conor.
Last person you called?
my mom.
Person you kissed?
a kitten. they're people too.
When?
this morning.
Would you kiss that person again?
ha.
************************
FAVORITOLOGY
Number?
49.
Seasons?
winter and fall.
************************
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?
no...
Mood?
meh. i'm just floating.
Listening to?
saw on tv.
************************
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
hallway.
What can you not wait to do?
fucking graduate.
What’s the last movie you saw?
WATCHMEN.
Do you smile often?
whenever it's appropriate. and sometimes when it's not.
Are you a friendly person?
ask my friends.
zomg my attention span lasted that long.
1. Where is your cell phone?
on the table. it's dead.
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
... DON'T JUDGE ME.
3. Your hair color?
brown and blond and purple. like pb&j.
4. Work?
there are no available street corners.
5. Your father's name?
billiam.
6. Your favorite thing?
umm... my laptop.
7. Your dream last night?
fuck if i know.
8. Your favorite drink?
sprite.
9. Your dream car?
one that runs and isn't shaped like a box.
10. The room you’re in
living room.
11. Your pet?
luna, my kitteh. she's insane.
12. Your fears?
everything. including mustard and public speaking.
13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
not poor.
14. Where did you hang out last night?
here.
15. What you’re not good at?
science classes.
16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex?
why not?
17. One of your wish list items?
new pastels and a job where i dun hafta talk to people.
18. Where you grew up?
carlstadt/east rutherford, nj.
19. The last thing you did?
poured meself some sooda.
20. What are you wearing?
black shirt says 'don't make me get my flying monkeys', jeans, socks, undies.
21. What aren’t you wearing?
...a thong. oh and shoes.
23. Your computer?
says dell...
24. Your life?
what about it?
25. Your mood?
kinda hungry. but okay.
26. Missing?
the leftover chinese food i just finished.
27. Who are you thinking about right now?
my mom cuz she just talked to me.
28. Your car?
ha. that's funny.
29. Your work?
not so funny. kinda depressing.
30. Your summer?
flip-flops.
32. Your favorite color?
purple.
33. When is the last time you laughed?
a few minutes ago.
34. Last time you cried?
um... when my parents' car was repossessed.
35. School?
high school senior.
************************
MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice?
russian.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
SONIC (BOOM)
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
i... do not know. prolly cracker barrel.
What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it?
potatoes.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
cheese and mushrooms bitch.
What do you like to put on your toast?
peanut/ butter.
What is your favorite type of gum?
green.
************************
TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
conor's got some naruto pic up.
How many televisions are in your house?
at least three.
Do you use a laptop or desktop?
i go both ways.
************************
BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right.
Do you like your smile?
i dun hate it.
What’s your best feature?
my hair. and my fucking eyebrows.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
my penis.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
sight prolly.
When was the last time you had a cavity?
now.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
this cup of sooda.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
i think not.
************************
BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die?
hellno.
Is love for real?
i hope so.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
i love my first name. fuck you.
What color do you think looks best on you?
black.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
yes. i swallowed some foil off a klondike bar once.
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
i think not.
Has someone ever saved yours?
i think not.
************************
DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000?
only if everyone averted their eyes.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
yes.
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000?
if it is my left hand and i am properly sedated.
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
fuckyes.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
no.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
no.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
i would try but i would fail epicly.
************************
DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket?
your mother's vagina.
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
define 'good.'
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
what kinda weirdo sits in the shower?
Could you live with roommates?
prolly.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
one... i think.
Where were you born?
secaucus, nj.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
rich.
Who is number 1 on your top friends?
i guess i must say kristen. =P
Have you ever got drunk/high with this person?
nope but i can vividly imagine.
Who is number 2 on your top friends?
conor.
Do you like them?
sometimes.
When did you meet them?
um... birth?
Who is your number 3 on your top friends?
all the guys i eat lunch with.
Have you slept in the same bed with this person?
nope.
Would you ever live with this person?
maybe.
Who is your number 4 in your top friends?
megan. seems unfair that she gets fourth...
Have you ever kissed/hugged them?
i hug on occasion. i guess.
When was the last time you talked to them in person?
all of them, friday.
************************
LASTOLOGY
Friend you talked to?
conor.
Last person you called?
my mom.
Person you kissed?
a kitten. they're people too.
When?
this morning.
Would you kiss that person again?
ha.
************************
FAVORITOLOGY
Number?
49.
Seasons?
winter and fall.
************************
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?
no...
Mood?
meh. i'm just floating.
Listening to?
saw on tv.
************************
RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
hallway.
What can you not wait to do?
fucking graduate.
What’s the last movie you saw?
WATCHMEN.
Do you smile often?
whenever it's appropriate. and sometimes when it's not.
Are you a friendly person?
ask my friends.
zomg my attention span lasted that long.
people will look up and shout 'SAVE US'
General | Posted 17 years agoand i'll whisper 'no...'
in case you could not tell, i am ridiculously excited about going to see the watchmen tonight at midnight. plus i'm gonna go see it again on saturday cuz i'm that much of a movie buff.
go see it, it's gonna kick major ass.
in case you could not tell, i am ridiculously excited about going to see the watchmen tonight at midnight. plus i'm gonna go see it again on saturday cuz i'm that much of a movie buff.
go see it, it's gonna kick major ass.
i don't belong here people!
General | Posted 17 years agoi want you all to say FUCK with me!
so... my governement class has proved to be just a class where i can spend ridiculous amounts of time doodling and listening to music. i love it.
except for the fact that i sit right next to the window and it's fucking cold.
otherwise i'm good. gewd.
so... i realized that i have no drawings of furry half-people animal things and i feel left out. perhaps i will draw one just to fit in.
i'm preparing to jump onto the metaphorical bandwagon.
so... my governement class has proved to be just a class where i can spend ridiculous amounts of time doodling and listening to music. i love it.
except for the fact that i sit right next to the window and it's fucking cold.
otherwise i'm good. gewd.
so... i realized that i have no drawings of furry half-people animal things and i feel left out. perhaps i will draw one just to fit in.
i'm preparing to jump onto the metaphorical bandwagon.
i'ma dehydrating maniac!
General | Posted 17 years agoi'ma spend the next... let's say half-hour putting up all of my favorite stuff from approximately the last year.
enjoy.
cuz i might get lazy and neglect my brandy-new scanner.
a definite possibility.
enjoy.
cuz i might get lazy and neglect my brandy-new scanner.
a definite possibility.
