not doing anything im just pleased

the question is what theyre gonna do with all our money. id rather my con fee didnt get donated - call me an asshole, but im not the sort to give hundreds to charity. id much rather get refunded - im not exactly rich - or if it rolled over to next year. either would work for me

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/hyperthermia/
have fun ya filthy animals

back from cfz 2019, and damn it was a real blast, one of the most fun ive ever had! im not entirely sure what i can say about it, since im sure my experiences were similar to other peoples, so ill condense it into bullets

-roomed with  zineko whos a proper lad
-was personally responsible for 70% of the number of consumed sausages
-avoided hilton arse entirely
-got through an entire bottle of rum, but thankfully spread over the course of a few days and not all at once, so i didnt projectile vomit everywhere
-was a sponsor despite not remembering signing up as a sponsor
-sweated a lot because it was fucking hot
-muscles are still sore from all the dances i went to
-have 750ish points on my vortex card
-ran into friends in compromising situations
-spent WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH in the dealers den
-lots and lots of hugs
-embraced my inner ric flair and became a proper nature boy in the woods
-observed The Door

thanks to all my furry friends, new and old, that i connected and reconnected with. looking forward to seeing you all again next year

ive been a doomer for years now, and ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
im sick of it! i dont want to deal with it anymore!
so im going to chase my dream. my real dream. i have a plan, and im sticking to it.
my dream is to become an astronaut and go to space. most astronauts used to be pilots, and i like the idea of flying a plane, so i intend to get flying lessons. however, i think i probably need to be able to drive a car first. so, im finally finishing my driving lessons and getting my licence. done a few lessons already and sorting out my next.
i think this year will be stellar for me. 2017 and 2018 were grim but this is my year. i wont be in space anytime soon, but i can take some of the steps needed to get there, as well as sort out other things that will help me in this journey (getting my own place, getting HENCH, finding the right girl for me)

got denied a great opportunity so im still stuck in my usual rut
fuck my entire life

1. What is your name?
darky, darku, darkles, danky, dabby, crocodile cunt

2. What is your gender?
male

3. How old are you?
23, as far as i know

4. How tall are you?
six foot so i barely qualify as not a manlet

5. Where are you staying?
the overflow hotel

6. What day are you getting there?
the day after the early day

7. Who will you be with?
a few people. short northerners, flowery-haired musicians, awe-inspiring birds, gay scotsmen, blue-hatted londoners, mixologist lions, tall girls, men with swords, and a smelly monkey

8. Do you have art in the art show?
i should, but i dont

9. What suit(s) will you have?
my meatsuit

10. Can I dance with you?
if you dont mind getting a faceful of hair

11. Can I touch you?
if you are an attractive female who wishes to engage in sexual intercourse, yes

12. Can I talk to you?
i think so?

13. Can I hug you?
despite my cold demeanour, i am a hugger!

14. Can I take photos of you/with you?
i dunno

15. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
i insist on it

16. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
yes and yes

17. Can I give you lots of money?
absolutely!

18. Can I hang out with you?
yeah but im not much of a talker

19. How will I recognize you?
look for my hair, failing that, look for a large bird, failing that, just say you like your steak well done and i will materialise in front of you and murder you

20. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
in sables room

21. Who are you rooming with?
the aforementioned smelly monkey

22. Attending any events?
a few, i imagine

23. How can I find you at the con?
the bit about well done steak is likely the best way

24. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
i might bring my ps2, but i doubt it

26. How are you getting to the con?
violently

been a while innit
my furry activities have massively tapered off thanks to work so i guess i may as well do an update on whats going on with me on here

-not been to any meets in months. i never have saturdays off so i cant ever go and even on the rare occasions i do get saturday off, im too wiped out from work to even leave the house. i doubt ill be at any londonfurs meets any time soon. sorry lads
-trying to escape my current job and go into something more engaging. probably teaching. been trying to get some classroom observation experience but my weird rotas make this a pain in the ass to do
-got into a number of multiplayer games. if you enjoy payday 2, killing floor 2, team fortress 2, rainbow six siege, or heroes of the storm, hmu
-my hair is even longer now. its nearly thigh-length. i really, really need a trim
-frustration with life has given me an unusually short temper which im trying to sort out
-i went to amsterdam in august, was a great time. didnt smoke as much weed as i wanted, but i DID eat stroopwafels and kibbeling. its a wonderful city and i would definitely recommend going sometime if you havent!
-still intending to move up north but this has become more of a 'later this year' thing so its on hold atm while i sort out my other shit
-been seeing a cute girl. shes really sweet! ill be seeing her again in june and im really looking forward to it...
-...because were going to dreamhack! its going to be LIT AF FAM :100:
-started biting my nails again because of all the stress in my life. fucking kill me

not much else to say. go away now

well i turned 23 on the 28th but i forgot to make a journal
i feel old!!!

my palerino  ironwood is is holding an art raffle
blokes a proper good artist, like really good, so you should take a gander if you fancy a chance at winning a lovely digital painting
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8207350/

1. What is your name?
darky, but if you have a nickname for me, id like to hear it uwu

2. What is your gender?
man

3. How old are you?
22

4. How tall are you?
six foot, which is the limit for 90% of girls on tinder

5. Where are you staying?
at the overflow hotel, which i dont know the name or the location of

6. What day are you getting there?
the 25th

7. Who will you be with?
ill be with my friend group

8. Do you have art in the art show?
narp, i should enter something though

9. What suit(s) will you have?
none

10. Can I dance with you?
drunk dancing is great, go right ahead (especially if ur a cute girl ;)))))))))) )

11. Can I touch you?
if were mutuals then go for it

12. Can I talk to you?
im a little cold at first unless ive been drinking but persevere and ill bore you to death with dumb shit about quake

13. Can I hug you?
yeah go on

14. Can I take photos of you/with you?
i want dozens of photos at cfz so yeah

15. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
fucking do this. do this right now. DO IT.


16. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
yes and only socially and even then im probably gonna stop

17. Can I give you lots of money?
well ill say no a lot but secretly ill want it so yeah

18. Can I hang out with you?
go for it fam

19. How will I recognize you?
not only do i have a lot of hair, but  awzee tends to stand out so just look out for him

20. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
bar

21. Who are you rooming with?
 lazylizard

22. Attending any events?
yeah most likely

23. How can I find you at the con?
ill be at the bar necking crap cider

24. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
i doubt it.

26. How are you getting to the con?
probably train, possibly megabus

i hope you all die in a car fire
<3

i got a new job and i start on the 14th
will probably ask if i can go in sooner than that because im bored
however point is ill finally have some money to spend on furry porn
get excited for robot ass and bird tits

people are getting anally ravaged on both sides of the argument
over a guy taking his giant animal costume head off in public
fucking hell guys
why is this even drama
why is anyone even talking about this
why is this a thing that is presently occurring
i thought furries might stop being such drama queens but here we are

as for what i think, yes i think fursuiters should keep their heads on in public, but if theyre overheating or dying or need a quick breather and they cant get to a lounge in time, then let them take their head off briefly, goddamn

RULES~~
1. Post ALL the rules!
2. Each person has to share 13 things about themselves!
3. Choose 13 peeps and questions [how about you just answer these if you want?]
4. Can't say you don't do tags [I can and I will~]
5. Tag-backs are allowed!
6. You must do a Journal entry! No questions! Unless it's about the entry!
7. You must finish this within a week.
8. Answer all the questions, don't leave any blank space.

Those COOL 13 things about me that I personally will share with you

1. my first fursona was a fairly basic blue dragon

2. my favourite console is the ps2, but i mostly use it to play ps1 games

3. i like vaporwave as well, but not as much as those two CLOWNS. im more of a synthwave guy

4. i carry a lighter but i dont smoke. lighters are useful and besides its good for offering

5. my old fixations as a kid were dinosaurs, outer space, and cars. i still like all 3 of those, although i dont care much for cars these days

6. i love girls with dangerhair. my love of dangerhair will get me in trouble. itll be worth it

7. i have a fear of syringes and im kind of weird with heights. i can stand near heights, and i can look down heights, but they make my legs feel a bit funny

8. i once won a trip to disneyland paris for winning a competition in disney comic. i had to design a cartoon character. i designed 'cuthbert the clumsy alligator' who in hindsight is probably a precursor to my fursona

9. i work night shifts and sleep all day

10. i want to travel through all 50 states of america in a shitty RV van like the mystery machine and eat a lot of meat

11. i have very vibrant, complex dreams that i never remember

12. i eat very few vegetables and i think thats causing problems

13. im very bad at coming up with interesting facts about myself


ok laze:

1. Vaping? Your opinions: makes you look like a pretentious arsehole with a sonic screwdriver in your mouth when you do it in public. heard its a very smooth way to enjoy Marra Jew Annas in private so would be interested

2. If you weren't your current Fursona, what would you be? probably a dinosaur

3. What was the worst meal you ever had? some tendies that gave me food poisoning when i was a kid

4. I'm getting a round in, what're you havin'? rum and coke, my guy

5. Chose one article of clothing to remove from history, what is it? adult diapers

6. If you could live inside one movie's universe, what would it be? harry potter, post-voldemort

7. If handed £1,000, what would be the first thing you'd buy? pizza

8. I've opened up your "special drawer" and currently checking out it's contents, how intimidated should I be? youd laugh hysterically at the old drawings, cards, and other knick-knacks i keep in there, including a home-made beano i drew when i was about 6

9. Boot up MS Paint, draw a picture of a cat with your eyes closed and post results: http://i.imgur.com/0nNxCot.png best cat i could do

10. Who is the spiciest of spicy bara daddies? kangdae the dokkaebi

11. It's a rainy day, you're currently staring out the window and just watching it - what's going through your mind? probably how i love the rain sounds

12. Mario Kart, Diddy Kong Racing, Sonic and SEGA All Stars Racing or Crash Team Racing? crash team racing

13. Been arrested? What for? If not, what crime would you imagine yourself being arrested for in the future? no, and probably drug possession or music piracy

now someone answer these
1) have you ever won a competition?
2) best video game song?
3) for those into girls: tiddy or booty. for those into guys: beard or no beard
4) did you suffer through the application of vicks vaporub as a sprog?
5) what would you do if you won the lottery, other than celebrate?
6) fire, water, or grass starter pokémon? if you dont like pokémon, then which do you think youd choose?
7) whats your favourite kind of dessert?
8) allergies?
9) are you religious and/or spiritual?
10) melee weapon, ranged weapon, or magic?
11) if the high ground is unbeatable, then how did obi-wan defeat darth maul when darth maul had the high ground in the phantom menace?
12) how would you overpower a crocodile?
13) whats it like to be a gigantic tool?

ill be getting my first paycheque soon
may be interested in getting a fat stack of commissions, because im a budding art whore, and i have 3 characters who need more art of them
keep your eyes open

cfz is over but my train doesnt leave until 2pm so im stuck here for ages
still it was a good con
pcd will hit pretty hard :<

https://beta.furrynetwork.com/darky/
not that im using it for much

\o/

1. What is your name?
darky. if you feel concerned about using this name when melanin-enriched gentlemen are around, use 'death' or 'deathy'. its getting surprising how many people call me 'death' and not 'darky'

2. What is your gender?
male

3. How old are you?
21

4. How tall are you?
about six foot

5. Are you in a relationship?
i am not good at relationships!!!!!

6. Where are you staying?
in the hotel

7. What day are you getting there?
errrrr the day before the actual event starts

8. Who will you be with?
the lounge lads, laze, ozzy, sneeze, grump, kirbs, solar, as well as most everyone else i know from londonfurs and shit

9. Do you have art in the art show?
i only started using COLOUR this year. i am not getting in the art show fam

10. What suit(s) will you have?
none. not yet. i bet you cant wait to see my hevisaurus reject suit. itll happen eventually

11. Can I dance with you?
if im not wheezing from tonsilitis or ebola or bubonic plague, sure you can

12. Can I touch you?
sure. if youre a cute girl yeeeeeee boi rub dat spicy meat ehehhhhhhhhhhh

13. Can I talk to you?
hey its a free country fam knock yourself out

14. Can I hug you?
hugs are fun! i like hugs!

15. Can I take photos of you/with you?
id actually like to take more photos this year

16. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
you should really do this if i get sick again, until im too drunk to remember im sick. do it.

17. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
i do like a drink, and ive been known to smoke occasionally (wouldnt call myself a smoker though)

18. Can I give you lots of money?
go ahead but i dunno what im gonna do with it

19. Can I hang out with you?
sounds like a good time fam

20. How will I recognize you?
look out for a cascading waterfall of thick golden locks. thats laze. ill be the bullet bonce sitting next to him

21. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
in bed, sleeping

22. Who are you rooming with?
my boy  lazylizard

23. Attending any events?
anything that involves convention ceos and the security teams telling stories of the worst things that happened at their con. i hope they get the rainfurrest guys in!!!!!!!!

24. How can I find you at the con?
knock on my room door and tell me to get the fuck out of bed

25. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
whoop whoop my ninjas its all like miracles in this bitch yknow im all about?
mother
fuckin
miracles

went back and added a giant stack of notes for the pinchy and scissors reference sheets, which you can find links to at the top of my page. will do the same for rippy if and when i make a reference sheet for her

crocodiles are not designed to walk around for extended periods
ive been hitting the streets, applying for jobs, handing in my cv, all that shit
i made the mistake of wearing new shoes though
my heels have had about ten layers of skin rubbed off them
plus most of the places i wanted to work in arent even hiring, so ill have to start applying to places i dont especially want to go to
just end my suffering and all that

i used my alternate email address to sign up for cfz, because im stupid, and so i forgot to pay completely, so my reg was cancelled
no problems there, i just reregistered, and hopefully this time i wont forgot because its with my proper email
im gonna get a member number over 1000 now ;_;

now that i have a fair few characters, i thought maybe i should explain their personalities and where they came from and all that shite
darky/mr bitey
darky is a saltwater crocodile, which is probably my favourite animal ever, and has been pretty much all my life. darky represents me most of the time. hes tall and skinny, with a massive wad of hair that extends down to his arse, which is rarely tied back. he has fairly heavy green scutes on most of his body, with thinner cream scales on his stomach and inner arms/legs. hes sedentary and relaxed, non-judgemental and good-natured, and is generally quite stoic and non-emotional. he spends most of his time lazing around, taking it easy, not getting riled up by anything. hes also the only character who id prefer be referred to by name, rather than his nickname. not that mr bitey is a bad nickname, but this guy represents me more than the others. hes my main guy.
his associated colour is blue, and his associated music genre is classic/alternative rock. his favourite food is pork chops. he usually wears a band shirt and comfy jeans - the height of fashion.
aculeus/mr pinchy
pinchy is a deathstalker scorpion. unlike darky, he usually has his hair tied back. hes probably my most well-built character, although thats only because he has a heavy exoskeleton that bulks him up. as is typical with scorpion species that subdue their prey with their stingers, his claws arent especially strong. however, his stinger is full of potent venom (or aphrodisiac if youre so inclined), so be careful! ive always liked scorpions and other arachnids, although not as much as most reptiles. pinchy is more like my emotional side. while his default state is usually 'angry', im making him more like all emotions in ridiculous amounts. hes like kratos from god of war. he just feels too many emotions at once and its all so overwhelming and it makes him mad. of course im very rarely emotional - most of my anger pops out when i play online games, particularly tf2. im almost never filled with emotion, positive or negative - im rarely ecstatic or furious or anything. as a result, if i drew my characters according to how i felt most of the time, pinchy would probably show up the least. thats not to say i NEVER get emotional, though, as the people ive ranted to about stuff will attest
his associated colour is yellow, and his associated music genre is heavy/thrash metal. his favourite food is blue steak. he usually wears a vest and ripped jeans - because hes too mad to keep his clothes in good shape.
barbute/mr scissors
scissors is a dunkleosteus, an extinct placoderm from the devonian period. his head and shoulders are covered in natural armour, and he has no teeth - those are extensions of the jawbone and are more like blades. he has no hair, but he has extra armour reminiscent of hair sticking out of his head. hes my 'evil' side i guess. hes not really evil, hes just kind of horrible. hes cruel and sadistic and takes pleasure in the suffering of others. my friends will attest that i have a truly disgraceful sense of humour and apparently i give the impression that i have nothing but utter disinterest in the lives and welfare of people i dont know. i got the idea of a character like this when ozzy assigned the lounge lads birdsonas and gave me a tiny white bird that doesnt give a shit about its own kids, much to my amusement. if this side of me is so prominent, then i guess i should make it into a character. however, scissors also has a softer side. through all my nasty jokes about dead babies and bantering of my mates, i really do care about people i know. when sneeze smashed up his nose, i ensured he was alright before taking the piss out of him. scissors would be that sort of guy. despite how unpleasant he is, hes also very loyal to friends.
his associated colour is green, and his associated music genre is synthwave/dreamwave. his favourite food is cod. he usually wears a leather jacket and slim jeans - just like his 80s neon heroes!
kel/ms rippy
every page needs a hot chick, and i guess rippy is mine. rippy is a kestrel, which is a kind of small falcon. she has dangerhair, sharp claws, and a hooked beak, perfect for eviscerating prey, although she mostly uses it to peck people playfully. she has probably the most vibrant colour scheme amongst my characters, although she is still somewhat subdued compared to some characters ive seen. rippy is my extraverted side that pops out when ive been drinking, usually. when i drink, my ability to talk about shit increases about a hundredfold. like i cannot shut up when ive been drinking. constant stream of consciousness. its pretty terrible, honestly, and shes exactly the same. sit with rippy and prepare to spend an hour listening to her lecture you about the finer points of fried rat. shes pretty chatty when shes with people she knows without booze, too. around strangers she keeps to herself a bit more.
her associated colour is red, and her associated music genre is hip hop/rap. her favourite food is rat meat. she usually wears a massively oversized t-shirt and skinny jeans - big t-shirts breathe better!
character-wide traits
they all really like eating meat, although perhaps to varying amounts, with darky eating it most often, and pinchy eating it least often (hes not a big eater).
theyre all into music, but darky and rippy are more into it than pinchy or scissors. the former would consider it a main interest, while the latter would consider it a secondary interest.

IF IT HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS FOR YOU TO BE NICE
YOURE AN ARSEHOLE
but really its been a pretty nice crimbo so far
been drinking since breakfast, i got rum AND vodka and i am not letting the opportunity to be tipsy enough to be able to ignore my racist grandparent pass me by
got a nice haul of PREZZIES this year as well
christmas dinner soon, dont like roast dinner but whatever its once a year innit
have a good one lads