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General | Posted 10 years agolondonfurs was a proper laugh
cheers to everyone i met, ill probably be gradually adding names i bloody remember one by one
but i drank a lot so dont feel bad if i forget you somehow
i was PLASTERED
also i have to say
my FA page is benign as fuck compared to some of you lot
goddamn furries EleGiggle
cheers to everyone i met, ill probably be gradually adding names i bloody remember one by one
but i drank a lot so dont feel bad if i forget you somehow
i was PLASTERED
also i have to say
my FA page is benign as fuck compared to some of you lot
goddamn furries EleGiggle
meme stealy croc
General | Posted 10 years agoTHREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. darky
2. death (only because people who dont know me seem to pay more attention to the 'death' part of 'deathdarky' than the 'darky' part)
3. my real name which i dont feel like sharing
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. darky
2. deathdarky
3. dark_dragon01
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. played payday 2
2. scratched my head
3. baneposted
THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my flowing warrior locks
2. my inability to get angry at things that arent video games
3. my ability to aim virtual guns
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. bad skin
2. getting angry at video games
3. nonexistent motivation for anything
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. english
2. disgustingly, french
3. more english
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. awkward silences
2. hanging high fives
3. someone cutting my hair off when i have it tied back
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. black sabbath shirt which is far too big
2. jim jam bottoms
3. underoos
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. food
2. water
3. internet
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. computer
2. computer chair
3. the cushion on my computer chair
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. iron maiden
2. faith no more
3. perturbator
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. seeing more stars than usual in the night sky
2. having my hair played with
3. making fun of sneeze
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. simon viklund - evil eye
2. simon viklund - crime wave 2015
3. simon viklund - backstab
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. visiting sneeze and grumps fucking flat
2. going to cfz without tonsillitis
3. actually putting my weiner inside a girl
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. pretty much everything
2. like trying to do alesso heist solo stealth on death wish
3. and not drinking enough rum
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. the burning desire to never have children and (probably) not get married. fuck you youre not brendan frasering me
2. keeping it sort of relaxed, you know. keeping it super chill. the dude-tier chill. although i would appreciate someone that would occasionally get my arse in gear. and thats not a euphemism for pegging. im not into that ok
3. a whole lotta love... cheesy romcom love... fuck off i want to feed someone with a fork and wash someones back in the shower and be the big spoon so they dont choke on my hair. fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK. YOU.
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. my radiant presence
2. my sparkling personality
3. my illustrious existence
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. there are only two ways to piss me off: faff around when its time to leave, and be better at me at video games.
2. that one backsteet boys song is kick fucking arse
3. george lucas improves everything he digs his greasy fingers into
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX PARTNER:
1. petite build
2. dark hair, pale skin
3. legs that look good in thigh highs
THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX PARTNER:
1. dark sense of humour
2. relaxed demeanour
3. being caring but firm. im a lazy piece of shit. i sometimes need external motivation and no it doesnt have to be sexual
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. eat mushrooms
2. grow a beard
3. resist plain chocolate digestives and bourbons
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST
1. not having scary adult things looming over me
2. robot wars being on telly
3. not knowing Certain People
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. art of my fursona
2. dragon dildos
3. rum
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. university helped me be more social
2. lounge lads, my bffs for life
3. for all its faults, school did toughen me up considerably and now im comically difficult to offend or insult
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. video games
2. talking about video games
3. shitposting about video games
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. have a decent sleeping schedule
2. consume some fibre
3. call sneeze a massive fucking poof
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. dead-end job in hmv or cex
2. pilot
3. artist for hire. if i get a tablet i can start drawing properly and take commissions
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. bed
THREE ANIME CHARACTERS:
1. kamina
2. maelstrom
3. marik was pretty cool i guess
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. die
1. darky
2. death (only because people who dont know me seem to pay more attention to the 'death' part of 'deathdarky' than the 'darky' part)
3. my real name which i dont feel like sharing
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. darky
2. deathdarky
3. dark_dragon01
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. played payday 2
2. scratched my head
3. baneposted
THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my flowing warrior locks
2. my inability to get angry at things that arent video games
3. my ability to aim virtual guns
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. bad skin
2. getting angry at video games
3. nonexistent motivation for anything
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. english
2. disgustingly, french
3. more english
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. awkward silences
2. hanging high fives
3. someone cutting my hair off when i have it tied back
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. black sabbath shirt which is far too big
2. jim jam bottoms
3. underoos
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. food
2. water
3. internet
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. computer
2. computer chair
3. the cushion on my computer chair
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. iron maiden
2. faith no more
3. perturbator
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. seeing more stars than usual in the night sky
2. having my hair played with
3. making fun of sneeze
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. simon viklund - evil eye
2. simon viklund - crime wave 2015
3. simon viklund - backstab
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. visiting sneeze and grumps fucking flat
2. going to cfz without tonsillitis
3. actually putting my weiner inside a girl
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. pretty much everything
2. like trying to do alesso heist solo stealth on death wish
3. and not drinking enough rum
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. the burning desire to never have children and (probably) not get married. fuck you youre not brendan frasering me
2. keeping it sort of relaxed, you know. keeping it super chill. the dude-tier chill. although i would appreciate someone that would occasionally get my arse in gear. and thats not a euphemism for pegging. im not into that ok
3. a whole lotta love... cheesy romcom love... fuck off i want to feed someone with a fork and wash someones back in the shower and be the big spoon so they dont choke on my hair. fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK. YOU.
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. my radiant presence
2. my sparkling personality
3. my illustrious existence
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. there are only two ways to piss me off: faff around when its time to leave, and be better at me at video games.
2. that one backsteet boys song is kick fucking arse
3. george lucas improves everything he digs his greasy fingers into
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX PARTNER:
1. petite build
2. dark hair, pale skin
3. legs that look good in thigh highs
THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX PARTNER:
1. dark sense of humour
2. relaxed demeanour
3. being caring but firm. im a lazy piece of shit. i sometimes need external motivation and no it doesnt have to be sexual
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. eat mushrooms
2. grow a beard
3. resist plain chocolate digestives and bourbons
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST
1. not having scary adult things looming over me
2. robot wars being on telly
3. not knowing Certain People
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. art of my fursona
2. dragon dildos
3. rum
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. university helped me be more social
2. lounge lads, my bffs for life
3. for all its faults, school did toughen me up considerably and now im comically difficult to offend or insult
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. video games
2. talking about video games
3. shitposting about video games
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. have a decent sleeping schedule
2. consume some fibre
3. call sneeze a massive fucking poof
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. dead-end job in hmv or cex
2. pilot
3. artist for hire. if i get a tablet i can start drawing properly and take commissions
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. bed
THREE ANIME CHARACTERS:
1. kamina
2. maelstrom
3. marik was pretty cool i guess
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. die
marginally less chilly croc
General | Posted 10 years agoheating is fixed but its still cold
still, i dont feel like im about to hibernate anymore so thats good
practically did hibernate today because i was asleep for ages but THATS NOT RELEVANT
still, i dont feel like im about to hibernate anymore so thats good
practically did hibernate today because i was asleep for ages but THATS NOT RELEVANT
chilly croc
General | Posted 10 years agoholy FUCK it's cold
the heating in my house is broken and holy shit my house has plummeted in temperature
im sitting here wearing about ten layers, i can see my breath, and whenever i stick my tongue out, the damn thing is steaming
bloody hell
im going to hibernate at this rate
the heating in my house is broken and holy shit my house has plummeted in temperature
im sitting here wearing about ten layers, i can see my breath, and whenever i stick my tongue out, the damn thing is steaming
bloody hell
im going to hibernate at this rate
CODE RED
General | Posted 10 years agoso my dad did a bit of tidying up in my room so he could put in some new shelves
guess what i found on my bedside table
all my furry convention stuff, my badges, the conbooks, everything in a neat little pile
so my dad knows im a furry
and he knows i know he knows
but i dont know if he gets the significance
if he does then hes probably secretly disowning me as i type this
if not then whatever
hes not said anything but as far as im concerned my life is over
guess what i found on my bedside table
all my furry convention stuff, my badges, the conbooks, everything in a neat little pile
so my dad knows im a furry
and he knows i know he knows
but i dont know if he gets the significance
if he does then hes probably secretly disowning me as i type this
if not then whatever
hes not said anything but as far as im concerned my life is over
meet the artist
General | Posted 10 years agoBasics
Name: i dont like my name
Nickname: darky
Location: england
Age: 21
Height: 6'
Zodiac sign: cancer
Pets: sneeze
Worst habit: nail biting, getting into strops
Fun fact: im actually quite kind-hearted despite my callous sense of humour and apparent disregard for human life
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: cis male
Sexual preference: heterosexual
Romantic preference: er... monogamous? is that what this means?
"Kinsey Scale" score: 1
Relationship status: complicated but looking good
Myers/Briggs type: isfj
Hogwarts house: gryffindor
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": night owl
First thought in the morning: "urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh"
Last thought before falling asleep at night: "bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh"
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: neither lmao
What do you do well: tf2
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: unemployed and living with my parents, playing tf2
Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: yes
Smoke: only socially
Do Drugs: yeah, not as often as id like truth be told
Exercise: soon itll be swimming, appropriately enough
Have a go-to comfort food: plain chocolate digestives
Have a nervous habit: nail biting
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): my thick flowing locks
In Others: their eyes and hair. and yeah, their titties, sue me, i like titties
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): the ability to not get involved in drama
Food: tuna sandwiches
Drink: monster original
Animal: all reptiles, particularly crocodilians (especially crocodiles, not so into gators or caimans. gharials are nice)
Colors: dark blue
Artist/Band/Group: iron maiden, although its difficult choosing one favourite
Author/Poet: aldous huxley
Actor/Actress: arnold schwarzenegger
Blogger: quite frankly no blog on the internet is more relevant to my interests than my own
Name: i dont like my name
Nickname: darky
Location: england
Age: 21
Height: 6'
Zodiac sign: cancer
Pets: sneeze
Worst habit: nail biting, getting into strops
Fun fact: im actually quite kind-hearted despite my callous sense of humour and apparent disregard for human life
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: cis male
Sexual preference: heterosexual
Romantic preference: er... monogamous? is that what this means?
"Kinsey Scale" score: 1
Relationship status: complicated but looking good
Myers/Briggs type: isfj
Hogwarts house: gryffindor
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": night owl
First thought in the morning: "urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh"
Last thought before falling asleep at night: "bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh"
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: neither lmao
What do you do well: tf2
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: unemployed and living with my parents, playing tf2
Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: yes
Smoke: only socially
Do Drugs: yeah, not as often as id like truth be told
Exercise: soon itll be swimming, appropriately enough
Have a go-to comfort food: plain chocolate digestives
Have a nervous habit: nail biting
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): my thick flowing locks
In Others: their eyes and hair. and yeah, their titties, sue me, i like titties
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): the ability to not get involved in drama
Food: tuna sandwiches
Drink: monster original
Animal: all reptiles, particularly crocodilians (especially crocodiles, not so into gators or caimans. gharials are nice)
Colors: dark blue
Artist/Band/Group: iron maiden, although its difficult choosing one favourite
Author/Poet: aldous huxley
Actor/Actress: arnold schwarzenegger
Blogger: quite frankly no blog on the internet is more relevant to my interests than my own
baring my scaly soul
General | Posted 10 years agopowerlevelling on the internet is generally not a good idea, but i dont talk about my problems outside of vague moaning over skype, and since i lost the person i shared most of my diddly feelerinos with, i thought i may as well do a burd and have a talk about me, the man behind the luxurious head of hair
well errrr
right now im pretty content, ive been on a few different meds, mostly medical stuff (tonsillitis meds lmao), but right now im on nothing
i spent most of my uni time pretty unhappily, despite the fact i consider it a mostly positive experience
first year was monotonous, second year was hectic, and i spent most of my third year being borderline suicidal and drinking (amongst other things) excessively
i dont regret going and i miss my friends a lot but thank fuck its over
ill still be heading down to the uni town every now and then to go to the rock nights, i might move down there permanently, i might move somewhere else (been considering moving in with one of the lounge peeps in the not-near but not-far future. ive joked about living with ozzy or something but i genuinely would quite enjoy that i think)
im pretty content at my parents house though. its a pretty stress-free environment to be honest. ive really needed a stress-free environment after university.
er, thats about it really
i dont know what this will accomplish but i feel like ill feel better after posting it
well errrr
right now im pretty content, ive been on a few different meds, mostly medical stuff (tonsillitis meds lmao), but right now im on nothing
i spent most of my uni time pretty unhappily, despite the fact i consider it a mostly positive experience
first year was monotonous, second year was hectic, and i spent most of my third year being borderline suicidal and drinking (amongst other things) excessively
i dont regret going and i miss my friends a lot but thank fuck its over
ill still be heading down to the uni town every now and then to go to the rock nights, i might move down there permanently, i might move somewhere else (been considering moving in with one of the lounge peeps in the not-near but not-far future. ive joked about living with ozzy or something but i genuinely would quite enjoy that i think)
im pretty content at my parents house though. its a pretty stress-free environment to be honest. ive really needed a stress-free environment after university.
er, thats about it really
i dont know what this will accomplish but i feel like ill feel better after posting it
wiped teh fuck out from cfz
General | Posted 10 years agospent the first half of it sick, and i got into it during the second half and now im absolutely shattered
could sleep for a week
also hello everyone i met
could sleep for a week
also hello everyone i met
dissertation is handed in
General | Posted 10 years agotime to celebrate with a long, hard sleep
MORE MEMES
General | Posted 10 years agoedit: its come to my attention that i sound angry in this and i am not actually remotely angry it just came out that way lol
dank memes at that
nicked from
awzee and 
lillyth
1. What is your name?
darky. my irl name is harry but thats neither interesting nor casually racist
2. Where are you from? What is it like where you live?
london. not a fan of london, no
3. How old are you?
20
4. Are you a boy or a girl?
all man, babe
5. Do you like boys, girls, or both?
girls
6. Describe yourself in four words.
fuck i dunno man
7. What do you think people first think when they meet you online?
i dont think anyone really gives that much of a shit
8. What do you think people first think when they meet you in real life?
GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT
9. What makes you happy?
food, particularly meats. also making fun of sneeze, lol
10. What really grinds your gears?
people who only listen to video game music
11. What is a big deal to most people but not a big deal to you?
sleep. i hate sleeping, such a waste of time
12. What is a big deal to you but not a big deal to most people?
DRIPPY FUCKING TAPS
13. What confuses you?
maths
14. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
massively introverted unless im with people i can be myself with. then i cant fucking shut up
15. Do you draw? (Post 3 of your favorite drawings!)
sorta i guess. check out the room signs i drew last year. ill upload this years ones at some point
16. What do you like to do in your spare time?
watch twitch streams
17. What is your specialty?
films, i know a lot about films. full of stupid quotes and references
18. Do you have any fears?
needles, drowning
19. Do you have a fursona?
yeah. saltie croc and emperor scorpion. im only the latter when im angry though
20. What is your spirit animal?
sloth, probably. crocodile is probably the second closest
21. Where is your favorite place to be?
in your mum lol
but really probably in my computer chair
22. What is your favorite type of weather?
overcast
23. What is your favorite song?
loving you sunday morning by scorpions
24. What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet?
probably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbegNeiurvs or anything with jontron in it
25. What is your favorite website?
twitch
26. Pick up the nearest book you can reach and flip to a random page. What is the first sentence in the second paragraph?
i literally dont have a single book in this room
27. Do you like PC or Mac (or Linux)?
PC
28. Do you like Android or iOS (or Windows Phone OS)?
windows phone
29. What's your favorite possession?
lol, my hair as well
30. What is your favorite type of cookie?
presumably this refers to biscuits in general. in which case dark chocolate digestives
31. What is your favorite beverage?
monster original
32. What is your favorite game?
okami, tf2
33. Tell us a funny childhood story.
me and my brother ruined every family holiday we ever had with our surprisingly violent fights, lmao
35. Who is your favorite artist?
pride-kun
36. Have you ever stolen anything?
yeah i was a fucking kleptomaniac when i was a little kid. cant stand theft now though
37. Has anyone ever stolen something from you?
my brother nicked a bunch of my yu-gi-oh cards, the cunt
38. What is your favorite cartoon/video game character?
tarantulas from beast wars transformers
39. What inspires you?
the plight of yugi mutou
40. Are you in a relationship?
no
41. Do you have any crushes?
yes
42. Do you have an ex?
yes
43. Are you a virgin?
yes, fuck off
44. What attracts you?
dark and/or short hair
45. Do you move fast in relationships, or slow?
can do either
46. Do you think you are on the right path in life?
lol, no
47. What is the meaning of life?
42
48. What is stressing you out right now?
my dissertation
49. What calms you down?
making ten year olds cry in online video games
50. A train leaves the station heading west at 34 MPH, and another train leaves a station heading east at 25 MPH. a car heads north towards the train tracks at 65 MPH, and a man is walking southeast at 1 MPH while holding a glass of chocolate milk, which is spoiling at a rate of 10,000 bacteria reproductions per minute. A bird flies by going southeast at 25 MPH and poops at a 15 degree angle with a force of 5 MPH. A gust of wind approaches from the west blowing at 286 MPH and a giant watermelon explodes from the northeast with the force of 15 tons of TNT, casting large sections of delicious fruity goodness several thousand feet. Given all of this information, calculate the probability that pigs will mutate and gain not only wings but the ability to think intelligently and the chance that they will plot to hunt me down and eat my sandwich.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD PANCAKES!!! LOL
51. What are you wearing right now?
a metallica t-shirt and... thats it
52. What is your favorite thing to wear?
band shirt, jeans, comfy shoes
53. On a scale of 1-10, how creepy are you?
i dunno thats awfully subjective m8
54. Are you a pervert?
if you want me to :J
but really i dont think so
55. Have you traveled? Where is the nicest place you have gone?
ive been to france. the nicest place is anywhere there isnt french people
56. Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
shut the actual fuck up
57. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
my dissertation, probably
58. How often are you on the computer?
permanently
59. How often are you on *AHEM* Furaffinity!
a few minutes a day
60. What's something you just naturally know how to do?
be a sarcastic cunt
61. What superpower would you want to have?
invisibility
62. If you got 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?
id live off it
63. What is your favorite emote?
:3/:>/:<
64. What are you addicted to?
compliments from people i like
65. What is something you can't wait for?
confuzzled
66. What is your favorite quote?
"a man with his hands in his pockets feels cocky all day"
67. How do you wish you were different?
no spots
68. Do you believe in aliens?
yes
69. .....Lol Ooh baby
fucking stop
70. Do you want to get married?
yes
71. Do you want to have children?
fuck no
72. What is the best thing?
tits
73. What is the worst thing?
budweiser
74. Tell us a fun fact about anything.
In the Newsreel opening, it says the Warners were created in 1930, but to have a 65th Anniversary show in 1994 means they were created in 1929! And in "Yakko's World", Tibet is not technically a country. In "Cookies for Einstein", E=mc2 is not the relativity formula, it is the mass-energy conversion formula. And Slappy's driving a Dodge Viper but races the Road-Runner which was the name of Dodge Charger RT-variant in the '60s! And the numbers in that "Yakko's Universe" song are so wrong, it's hardly enjoyable.
And in the theme song, it's pay-or-play contracts, not pay-for-play. Some people think it's "for", but it's "or". The close-captioning was wrong when it said "for". And in the "Pinky and the Brain" title, the Tokyo Movie Shinsha version, which is on ones, it has BH 90201, which is supposed to be BH — Beverly Hills — 90210 — how could they get that wrong?
75. What would be the best day ever for you?
a day out with solar, grump, guru, kirbs, laze, nofy, ozzy, shads, sneeze, and spong
76. Do you like roller coasters?
yep
77. Are you religious?
not in the slightest
78. Are you in college? (What are you studying?)
yes, im studying films
79. Do you have a job? (What do you do?)
no
80. What do you wish you had?
a gf lol
81. What is one thing you wish everyone in the world could agree on?
that beast wars and beast machines are FUCKING AWESOME
82. If you turned into an animal, what animal do you think it would be?
probably a slug
83. What kind of phone do you have?
a windows phone
84. What is your favorite thing to look at?
excellent cinematography
85. What is your favorite thing to smell?
petrol
86. What is your favorite thing to hear?
'your hair is amazing'
87. What is your favorite thing to taste?
rare steak
88. What is your favorite thing to feel?
tits
89. Do you believe in ghosts?
no
90. Do you like hugs, or are you no-touch?
i like hugs
91. What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
my fucking confuzzled and hotel tickets this year lmao
92. What do you miss?
the point, a lot
93. What do you wish you were better at?
bass
94. What do you think about a lot?
girls lol
95. Do you have any allergies?
penicillin
96. What is your favorite flash based game? (Link?)
any of the xiao xiao games. or motherload yes
97. What is your favorite little kid show?
excuse me beast wars is NOT just a little kids show
98. What is the best joke you know?
sneeze
99. What makes you different than everyone else?
nothing
100. Was this quiz worth it?
those lulsorandumb questions killed it lol
dank memes at that
nicked from
awzee and 
lillyth1. What is your name?
darky. my irl name is harry but thats neither interesting nor casually racist
2. Where are you from? What is it like where you live?
london. not a fan of london, no
3. How old are you?
20
4. Are you a boy or a girl?
all man, babe
5. Do you like boys, girls, or both?
girls
6. Describe yourself in four words.
fuck i dunno man
7. What do you think people first think when they meet you online?
i dont think anyone really gives that much of a shit
8. What do you think people first think when they meet you in real life?
GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT
9. What makes you happy?
food, particularly meats. also making fun of sneeze, lol
10. What really grinds your gears?
people who only listen to video game music
11. What is a big deal to most people but not a big deal to you?
sleep. i hate sleeping, such a waste of time
12. What is a big deal to you but not a big deal to most people?
DRIPPY FUCKING TAPS
13. What confuses you?
maths
14. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
massively introverted unless im with people i can be myself with. then i cant fucking shut up
15. Do you draw? (Post 3 of your favorite drawings!)
sorta i guess. check out the room signs i drew last year. ill upload this years ones at some point
16. What do you like to do in your spare time?
watch twitch streams
17. What is your specialty?
films, i know a lot about films. full of stupid quotes and references
18. Do you have any fears?
needles, drowning
19. Do you have a fursona?
yeah. saltie croc and emperor scorpion. im only the latter when im angry though
20. What is your spirit animal?
sloth, probably. crocodile is probably the second closest
21. Where is your favorite place to be?
in your mum lol
but really probably in my computer chair
22. What is your favorite type of weather?
overcast
23. What is your favorite song?
loving you sunday morning by scorpions
24. What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet?
probably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbegNeiurvs or anything with jontron in it
25. What is your favorite website?
twitch
26. Pick up the nearest book you can reach and flip to a random page. What is the first sentence in the second paragraph?
i literally dont have a single book in this room
27. Do you like PC or Mac (or Linux)?
PC
28. Do you like Android or iOS (or Windows Phone OS)?
windows phone
29. What's your favorite possession?
lol, my hair as well
30. What is your favorite type of cookie?
presumably this refers to biscuits in general. in which case dark chocolate digestives
31. What is your favorite beverage?
monster original
32. What is your favorite game?
okami, tf2
33. Tell us a funny childhood story.
me and my brother ruined every family holiday we ever had with our surprisingly violent fights, lmao
35. Who is your favorite artist?
pride-kun
36. Have you ever stolen anything?
yeah i was a fucking kleptomaniac when i was a little kid. cant stand theft now though
37. Has anyone ever stolen something from you?
my brother nicked a bunch of my yu-gi-oh cards, the cunt
38. What is your favorite cartoon/video game character?
tarantulas from beast wars transformers
39. What inspires you?
the plight of yugi mutou
40. Are you in a relationship?
no
41. Do you have any crushes?
yes
42. Do you have an ex?
yes
43. Are you a virgin?
yes, fuck off
44. What attracts you?
dark and/or short hair
45. Do you move fast in relationships, or slow?
can do either
46. Do you think you are on the right path in life?
lol, no
47. What is the meaning of life?
42
48. What is stressing you out right now?
my dissertation
49. What calms you down?
making ten year olds cry in online video games
50. A train leaves the station heading west at 34 MPH, and another train leaves a station heading east at 25 MPH. a car heads north towards the train tracks at 65 MPH, and a man is walking southeast at 1 MPH while holding a glass of chocolate milk, which is spoiling at a rate of 10,000 bacteria reproductions per minute. A bird flies by going southeast at 25 MPH and poops at a 15 degree angle with a force of 5 MPH. A gust of wind approaches from the west blowing at 286 MPH and a giant watermelon explodes from the northeast with the force of 15 tons of TNT, casting large sections of delicious fruity goodness several thousand feet. Given all of this information, calculate the probability that pigs will mutate and gain not only wings but the ability to think intelligently and the chance that they will plot to hunt me down and eat my sandwich.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD PANCAKES!!! LOL
51. What are you wearing right now?
a metallica t-shirt and... thats it
52. What is your favorite thing to wear?
band shirt, jeans, comfy shoes
53. On a scale of 1-10, how creepy are you?
i dunno thats awfully subjective m8
54. Are you a pervert?
if you want me to :J
but really i dont think so
55. Have you traveled? Where is the nicest place you have gone?
ive been to france. the nicest place is anywhere there isnt french people
56. Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
shut the actual fuck up
57. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
my dissertation, probably
58. How often are you on the computer?
permanently
59. How often are you on *AHEM* Furaffinity!
a few minutes a day
60. What's something you just naturally know how to do?
be a sarcastic cunt
61. What superpower would you want to have?
invisibility
62. If you got 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?
id live off it
63. What is your favorite emote?
:3/:>/:<
64. What are you addicted to?
compliments from people i like
65. What is something you can't wait for?
confuzzled
66. What is your favorite quote?
"a man with his hands in his pockets feels cocky all day"
67. How do you wish you were different?
no spots
68. Do you believe in aliens?
yes
69. .....Lol Ooh baby
fucking stop
70. Do you want to get married?
yes
71. Do you want to have children?
fuck no
72. What is the best thing?
tits
73. What is the worst thing?
budweiser
74. Tell us a fun fact about anything.
In the Newsreel opening, it says the Warners were created in 1930, but to have a 65th Anniversary show in 1994 means they were created in 1929! And in "Yakko's World", Tibet is not technically a country. In "Cookies for Einstein", E=mc2 is not the relativity formula, it is the mass-energy conversion formula. And Slappy's driving a Dodge Viper but races the Road-Runner which was the name of Dodge Charger RT-variant in the '60s! And the numbers in that "Yakko's Universe" song are so wrong, it's hardly enjoyable.
And in the theme song, it's pay-or-play contracts, not pay-for-play. Some people think it's "for", but it's "or". The close-captioning was wrong when it said "for". And in the "Pinky and the Brain" title, the Tokyo Movie Shinsha version, which is on ones, it has BH 90201, which is supposed to be BH — Beverly Hills — 90210 — how could they get that wrong?
75. What would be the best day ever for you?
a day out with solar, grump, guru, kirbs, laze, nofy, ozzy, shads, sneeze, and spong
76. Do you like roller coasters?
yep
77. Are you religious?
not in the slightest
78. Are you in college? (What are you studying?)
yes, im studying films
79. Do you have a job? (What do you do?)
no
80. What do you wish you had?
a gf lol
81. What is one thing you wish everyone in the world could agree on?
that beast wars and beast machines are FUCKING AWESOME
82. If you turned into an animal, what animal do you think it would be?
probably a slug
83. What kind of phone do you have?
a windows phone
84. What is your favorite thing to look at?
excellent cinematography
85. What is your favorite thing to smell?
petrol
86. What is your favorite thing to hear?
'your hair is amazing'
87. What is your favorite thing to taste?
rare steak
88. What is your favorite thing to feel?
tits
89. Do you believe in ghosts?
no
90. Do you like hugs, or are you no-touch?
i like hugs
91. What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
my fucking confuzzled and hotel tickets this year lmao
92. What do you miss?
the point, a lot
93. What do you wish you were better at?
bass
94. What do you think about a lot?
girls lol
95. Do you have any allergies?
penicillin
96. What is your favorite flash based game? (Link?)
any of the xiao xiao games. or motherload yes
97. What is your favorite little kid show?
excuse me beast wars is NOT just a little kids show
98. What is the best joke you know?
sneeze
99. What makes you different than everyone else?
nothing
100. Was this quiz worth it?
those lulsorandumb questions killed it lol
is it cfz yet :<
General | Posted 10 years agoi absolutely cannot wait for cfz
ill have MONEY
so much MONEY to spend on BOOZE and i can buy booze for other people
ill be able to hang out with all my m8s, particularly my main man ozzy in his gay feathersuit which he will inevitably wear while having sex with another man
i can buy more shit from the dealers den and this time make sure i dont fucking leave anything behind because i forgot some of my merchandise last year
and if time permits i might snort coke off a furry girls tail or something (that wont happen because they dont allow drugs but a man can dream huh)
all in all im hoping cfz 2015 is even better than 2014 and until then ill be lurking in the river, probably complaining about the hot weather to any other croc i see
ill have MONEY
so much MONEY to spend on BOOZE and i can buy booze for other people
ill be able to hang out with all my m8s, particularly my main man ozzy in his gay feathersuit which he will inevitably wear while having sex with another man
i can buy more shit from the dealers den and this time make sure i dont fucking leave anything behind because i forgot some of my merchandise last year
and if time permits i might snort coke off a furry girls tail or something (that wont happen because they dont allow drugs but a man can dream huh)
all in all im hoping cfz 2015 is even better than 2014 and until then ill be lurking in the river, probably complaining about the hot weather to any other croc i see
i too will fill out the cfz 2015 meme
General | Posted 11 years ago1. What is your name?
Darky
2. What is your gender?
Male
3. How old are you?
20
4. How tall are you?
About six foot
5. Are you in a relationship?
I'm just gonna formally announce that I'm probably not anymore
6. Where are you staying?
In thenavy hotel
7. What day are you getting there?
Thursday
8. Who will you be with?
My m8s, we will be inseparable all weekend
9. Do you have art in the art show?
Nah, should make some though
10. What suit(s) will you have?
No suit
11. Can I dance with you?
Yeah
12. Can I touch you?
Yes
13. Can I talk to you?
Yes
14. Can I hug you?
Yes
15. Can I take photos of you/with you?
Yes
16. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
You most assuredly can
17. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I do both, you can give me lots of cigarettes too
18. Can I give you lots of money?
Yes you can
19. Can I hang out with you?
Yes you can
20. How will I recognize you?
I have arse-length hair and lots of band shirts
21. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
In bed, probably
22. Who are you rooming with?
NOBODY.
23. Attending any events?
Most likely, yeah. I'll be at the raves
24. How can I find you at the con?
Look for a gigantic fucking bird and I'll be with him 24/7, probably sitting on a sofa making dick jokes and proceeding to chuckle gormlessly about them
25. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Not really
Darky
2. What is your gender?
Male
3. How old are you?
20
4. How tall are you?
About six foot
5. Are you in a relationship?
I'm just gonna formally announce that I'm probably not anymore
6. Where are you staying?
In the
7. What day are you getting there?
Thursday
8. Who will you be with?
My m8s, we will be inseparable all weekend
9. Do you have art in the art show?
Nah, should make some though
10. What suit(s) will you have?
No suit
11. Can I dance with you?
Yeah
12. Can I touch you?
Yes
13. Can I talk to you?
Yes
14. Can I hug you?
Yes
15. Can I take photos of you/with you?
Yes
16. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
You most assuredly can
17. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I do both, you can give me lots of cigarettes too
18. Can I give you lots of money?
Yes you can
19. Can I hang out with you?
Yes you can
20. How will I recognize you?
I have arse-length hair and lots of band shirts
21. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
In bed, probably
22. Who are you rooming with?
NOBODY.
23. Attending any events?
Most likely, yeah. I'll be at the raves
24. How can I find you at the con?
Look for a gigantic fucking bird and I'll be with him 24/7, probably sitting on a sofa making dick jokes and proceeding to chuckle gormlessly about them
25. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Not really
darky has a headache in his whole body
General | Posted 11 years agoon the plus side, uni work is going fine and i shouldnt have any troubles getting my dissertation in on time
help a mate out
General | Posted 11 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6486235
lupeyroo is taking discounted commissions because they gotta get some dosh together
consider taking them up on this offer if, unlike me, you arent completely skint
lupeyroo is taking discounted commissions because they gotta get some dosh togetherconsider taking them up on this offer if, unlike me, you arent completely skint
alone!
General | Posted 11 years agonever mind! i'm riding solo this year!
looks like i'm on my own
General | Posted 11 years agoi'll see you guys at cfz then
I don't suppose anyone wants to split a room at CFZ 2015
General | Posted 11 years agoI don't want to room on my own if I can help it
If they open up more double rooms, I'd like to go with someone if possible
I'll draw us a room sign and everything :3
If they open up more double rooms, I'd like to go with someone if possible
I'll draw us a room sign and everything :3
POKÉMON?
General | Posted 11 years agoPOKÉMON! POKÉMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Mary Mary (journal meme thing)
General | Posted 11 years agoRULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
How would you describe yourself?:
It Ends
What do you like in a person?:
Girl in the Fire (redheads i guess? prefer dark hair :U)
How do you feel today?:
Colonial (Battle) (well i am british...)
What is life's purpose?:
Wrathchild
What is your motto?:
Sag My Pants (NO)
What do your friends think of you?:
Betus Blues
What do you think of your parents?:
Hi Hi Hi
What do you think about very often?:
I Just Had Sex (if only)
what is 2 + 2?:
Cheetahmen 2
What do you think of your best friend?:
Don't Look Back in Anger (i dont even like oasis)
What do you think of the person you like?:
Hot Damned (damn right)
What is your life story?:
Faron Woods
What do you want to be when you grow up?:
Space Pirates (YE)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?:
The Loved One (based inxs)
What will you dance to at your wedding?:
Battle Against a Weird Opponent (odd choice)
What will they play at your funeral?:
Havoc (oh fuck no...)
What is your hobby/interest?:
The Shocker (LOL)
What is your biggest fear?:
Super Mario 64 (AAAAAAAAAAA)
What is your biggest secret?:
The Same Thrill
What do you think of your friends?:
The Real Thing (damn straight)
What will you post this as?:
Mary Mary
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
How would you describe yourself?:
It Ends
What do you like in a person?:
Girl in the Fire (redheads i guess? prefer dark hair :U)
How do you feel today?:
Colonial (Battle) (well i am british...)
What is life's purpose?:
Wrathchild
What is your motto?:
Sag My Pants (NO)
What do your friends think of you?:
Betus Blues
What do you think of your parents?:
Hi Hi Hi
What do you think about very often?:
I Just Had Sex (if only)
what is 2 + 2?:
Cheetahmen 2
What do you think of your best friend?:
Don't Look Back in Anger (i dont even like oasis)
What do you think of the person you like?:
Hot Damned (damn right)
What is your life story?:
Faron Woods
What do you want to be when you grow up?:
Space Pirates (YE)
What do you think of when you see the person you like?:
The Loved One (based inxs)
What will you dance to at your wedding?:
Battle Against a Weird Opponent (odd choice)
What will they play at your funeral?:
Havoc (oh fuck no...)
What is your hobby/interest?:
The Shocker (LOL)
What is your biggest fear?:
Super Mario 64 (AAAAAAAAAAA)
What is your biggest secret?:
The Same Thrill
What do you think of your friends?:
The Real Thing (damn straight)
What will you post this as?:
Mary Mary
scream fortress 2014
General | Posted 11 years agowith items like the scaly scrapers and the cranial conspiracy, my dreams of a scalie sniper have been realised
basically the cranial conspiracy gives him a Reptilian head while the scrapers give him Reptilian arms
there's also the vampyro but it looks nothing like a vampire, it just makes him look like a lizard monster
i need all 3 of these
basically the cranial conspiracy gives him a Reptilian head while the scrapers give him Reptilian arms
there's also the vampyro but it looks nothing like a vampire, it just makes him look like a lizard monster
i need all 3 of these
thanks for the watches!
General | Posted 11 years agoyeah!!!
goddamnit ozzy
General | Posted 11 years agoozzy i don't have any OCs i just have fursonas and they're just me except they're furry fucks with differing temperaments
RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs. or how many you want
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
1. What is your name?
it's harry but just call me darky. even when im being pinchy call me darky
2. Do you know why you were named that?
after harry cripps the millwall player. darky came from a long line of internet names. mr pinchy came from that simpsons episode with the lobster
3. Single or taken?
as of a couple of days ago, single
4. Have any abilities or powers?
no. i cant even swim well which makes me a useless croc. i can throw a decent punch though which isnt quite like pinching but itll do m8
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
fahk off m8
6. What's your eye color?
hazel. croc has yellow eyes. pinchy has red eyes
7. How about hair color?
dull gold, sometimes it goes orangey or yellowy
8. Have you any family members?
dad, mum, brother, sister. croc and pinchy are alone
9. Oh? How about pets?
no
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
i dont like children. croc doesnt like putting effort into things. pinchy hates everything
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
videya. croc likes to do nothing. pinchy likes to fight people
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
yeah, physically and emotionally, but i havent hurt anyone for a really long time, i was just a real bastard of a kid. croc only hurts his prey. pinchy hurts all he comes across
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
no. croc, yeah. pinchy, yeah
14. What kind of animal are you?
crocodile. sometimes im a scorpion
15. Name your worst habits.
nail biting. croc, lack of responsibility. pinchy, being angry all the time
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
i used to look up to steve irwin before he croaked. croc likes gustave. pinchy likes staff sergeant max fightmaster
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
all 3 are straight
18. Do you go to school?
uni. croc doesnt. pinchy doesnt
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
marry yeah, kids no. croc is the same. pinchy doesnt want either
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
a few on tumblr. im sure a bunch of furries at cfz want to pet crocs snoot. nobody likes pinchy
21. What are you most afraid of?
needles. croc fears drowning (even though he drowns his prey good job). pinchy is too angry to be afraid
22. What do you usually wear?
band shirts, jeans, trainers. croc doesnt wear shoes. pinchy doesnt wear shoes and generally wears sleeveless shirts
23. What's one food that tempts you?
meat for all 3
24. Am I annoying you?
not really
25. Well, it's still not over!
ok
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
lower-middle class
27. How many friends do you have?
a lot. croc doesnt have many. pinchy doesnt have any
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
meat pie is good
30. Favorite drink?
monster original
31. What's your favorite place?
my bedroom. croc, the river. pinchy, his bedroom
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
not right now. wont turn down a shag mind you im desperate for one
33. That was a stupid question.
m8
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
ocean. croc, lake. pinchy doesnt like to swim
35. What's your type?
girls with dark hair
36. Any fetishes?
uniforms, shouts out to maid dresses and nurse outfits. croc likes biting (so do i hehehehe). pinchy probably likes bondage or something i dont really care
37. Seme or uke?
seme
38. Camping or indoors?
indoors
i tag nobody because im not a shitfucker
RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs. or how many you want
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
1. What is your name?
it's harry but just call me darky. even when im being pinchy call me darky
2. Do you know why you were named that?
after harry cripps the millwall player. darky came from a long line of internet names. mr pinchy came from that simpsons episode with the lobster
3. Single or taken?
as of a couple of days ago, single
4. Have any abilities or powers?
no. i cant even swim well which makes me a useless croc. i can throw a decent punch though which isnt quite like pinching but itll do m8
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
fahk off m8
6. What's your eye color?
hazel. croc has yellow eyes. pinchy has red eyes
7. How about hair color?
dull gold, sometimes it goes orangey or yellowy
8. Have you any family members?
dad, mum, brother, sister. croc and pinchy are alone
9. Oh? How about pets?
no
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
i dont like children. croc doesnt like putting effort into things. pinchy hates everything
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
videya. croc likes to do nothing. pinchy likes to fight people
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
yeah, physically and emotionally, but i havent hurt anyone for a really long time, i was just a real bastard of a kid. croc only hurts his prey. pinchy hurts all he comes across
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
no. croc, yeah. pinchy, yeah
14. What kind of animal are you?
crocodile. sometimes im a scorpion
15. Name your worst habits.
nail biting. croc, lack of responsibility. pinchy, being angry all the time
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
i used to look up to steve irwin before he croaked. croc likes gustave. pinchy likes staff sergeant max fightmaster
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
all 3 are straight
18. Do you go to school?
uni. croc doesnt. pinchy doesnt
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
marry yeah, kids no. croc is the same. pinchy doesnt want either
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
a few on tumblr. im sure a bunch of furries at cfz want to pet crocs snoot. nobody likes pinchy
21. What are you most afraid of?
needles. croc fears drowning (even though he drowns his prey good job). pinchy is too angry to be afraid
22. What do you usually wear?
band shirts, jeans, trainers. croc doesnt wear shoes. pinchy doesnt wear shoes and generally wears sleeveless shirts
23. What's one food that tempts you?
meat for all 3
24. Am I annoying you?
not really
25. Well, it's still not over!
ok
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
lower-middle class
27. How many friends do you have?
a lot. croc doesnt have many. pinchy doesnt have any
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
meat pie is good
30. Favorite drink?
monster original
31. What's your favorite place?
my bedroom. croc, the river. pinchy, his bedroom
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
not right now. wont turn down a shag mind you im desperate for one
33. That was a stupid question.
m8
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
ocean. croc, lake. pinchy doesnt like to swim
35. What's your type?
girls with dark hair
36. Any fetishes?
uniforms, shouts out to maid dresses and nurse outfits. croc likes biting (so do i hehehehe). pinchy probably likes bondage or something i dont really care
37. Seme or uke?
seme
38. Camping or indoors?
indoors
i tag nobody because im not a shitfucker
what a shit day
General | Posted 11 years agoi am SO glad it's over
if you want to know what happened, then let me put it this way: fucked over by estate agents
if you want to know what happened, then let me put it this way: fucked over by estate agents
hmu if you know any good scalie artists
General | Posted 11 years agoi'll roll over and prod you with my snout to say thanks
so nice of ozzy to keep posting these
General | Posted 11 years agoWhere are you staying?
parent's house right now
Means of transportation?
on foot most of the time, train to cons
Sharing a room with:
my beloved childhood soft toy dinosaur
What is your gender?
male
Relationship Status:
taken but open (for now)
How old are you?
20
How tall are you?
six foot
Which languages do you speak?
english, can read french
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
bed
Who will you be with?
aforementioned dinosaur
Do you do free art?
yes
Do you do trades?
nobody's offered, would if someone offered
Do you do commissions?
no, but if you want to pay for art i ain't gonna say no
Do you have prints/ CDs?
probably have some CDs somewhere
What suit(s) will you have?
my old school suit
Can I dance with you?
yes
Can I touch you?
yes
Can I talk to you?
yes
Can I hug you?
yes, preferably after a conversation where we find out we share many interests
Can I take photos of you/with you?
yes
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
yes you motherfucking can i INSIST
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
yes/not tobacco :J
Can I give you lots of money?
i'll say no at first, just to seem polite, but then i'll take it
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
yes
Can we hang out?
yes
Are you nice?
yes, unless i'm in one of my moods
Other cons you may go to?
confuzzled is pretty much it, sometimes go to mcm
Attending any events?
i'll be trying to break the world masturbation record probably, don't have anything else to do
How can I find you at the con?
call me on skype
Can we go out for a dinner?
yes
Are you buying art?
i paid for a commission last night
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
i might get in one of my moods where i get grumpy and give everyone funny looks, if this happens remind me that turtles exist and they eat raspberries sometimes
What is the best way to contact you?
tumblr, skype, facebook void
May I kidnap you to my room?
yes, bonus points if you're a girl who wants it
You look pretty tired, are you ok?
yes i just look tired all the time
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
if i was going to this convention, i would
I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
yes
parent's house right now
Means of transportation?
on foot most of the time, train to cons
Sharing a room with:
my beloved childhood soft toy dinosaur
What is your gender?
male
Relationship Status:
taken but open (for now)
How old are you?
20
How tall are you?
six foot
Which languages do you speak?
english, can read french
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
bed
Who will you be with?
aforementioned dinosaur
Do you do free art?
yes
Do you do trades?
nobody's offered, would if someone offered
Do you do commissions?
no, but if you want to pay for art i ain't gonna say no
Do you have prints/ CDs?
probably have some CDs somewhere
What suit(s) will you have?
my old school suit
Can I dance with you?
yes
Can I touch you?
yes
Can I talk to you?
yes
Can I hug you?
yes, preferably after a conversation where we find out we share many interests
Can I take photos of you/with you?
yes
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
yes you motherfucking can i INSIST
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
yes/not tobacco :J
Can I give you lots of money?
i'll say no at first, just to seem polite, but then i'll take it
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
yes
Can we hang out?
yes
Are you nice?
yes, unless i'm in one of my moods
Other cons you may go to?
confuzzled is pretty much it, sometimes go to mcm
Attending any events?
i'll be trying to break the world masturbation record probably, don't have anything else to do
How can I find you at the con?
call me on skype
Can we go out for a dinner?
yes
Are you buying art?
i paid for a commission last night
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
i might get in one of my moods where i get grumpy and give everyone funny looks, if this happens remind me that turtles exist and they eat raspberries sometimes
What is the best way to contact you?
tumblr, skype, facebook void
May I kidnap you to my room?
yes, bonus points if you're a girl who wants it
You look pretty tired, are you ok?
yes i just look tired all the time
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
if i was going to this convention, i would
I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
yes
