It was Croc: Legend of the Gobbos

so it's stupidly hot and humid and I never got on with the heat, seeing as I burn very easily and I'm just unused to hot temperatures in general
life would be easier if I had a river (or pool) to cool off in
nice cool water while birds clean my teeth for me
would be nice

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
hair

2. What colour is your favourite hoodie?
dark blue

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
i doubt it

4. Do you plan you're outfits?
not really

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
starving, hungry, and a tad peckish

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
a christmas hat

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
fuck if i remember m8

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
no

9. What are you craving right now?
does sex count

10. Do you floss?
no, i'm a bad croc with bad dental hygiene

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
shits nasty

12. Are you emotional?
no

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
bite

15. Do you like your hair?
yes, i love my luxurious mane

16. Do you like yourself?
i'm alright

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
yeah

18. What are you listening to right now?
faith no more - be aggressive

19. Are your parents strict?
hell no, they're supportive of everything i do

20. Would you go sky diving?
no, i'm a land- and water-based creature and i'll stay that way

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
no

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
a few

23. Do you rent movies often?
i have a big-ass dvd collection, i don't need to rent diddly dick

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
no

25. How many countries have you visited?
not many

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
no

27. Ever been on a train?
yes, frequently

28. Brown or white eggs?
i don't eat eggs very often

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
yeah, don't use it much though

30. Do you use chap stick?
i keep losing it when it's only half-used

31. Do you own a gun?
a water pistol

32. Can you use chop sticks?
yes

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
nobody

34. Are you too forgiving?
no

35. Ever been in love?
yes

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
fuck if i know

37. Ever have cream puffs?
haha what

38. Last time you cried?
i haven't cried for over a decade, m8

39. What was the last question you asked?
"the fuck do you want"

40. Favorite time of the year?
autumn

41. Do you have any tattoos?
no, i want a sleeve

42. Are you sarcastic?
oh NO i'm NEVER sarcastic

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes

44. Ever walked into a wall?
yes

45. Favourite colour?
dark blue

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes

47. Is your hair curly?
no

48. What was the last CD you bought?
something by hopsin

49. Do looks matter?
yes

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
fuck no

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
no

52. Do you like your life right now?
mehhhhhhhhhhhh

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
i CAN fall asleep with a TV on, but i don't do it regularly or anything

54. Can you handle the truth?
yes

55. Do you have good vision?
i have exceptional vision

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
yes

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
not very often

58. The last person you held hands with?
can't remember

59. What are you wearing?
dota 2 t-shirt, jeans, socks, boxers

60.What is your favorite animal?
crocodiles

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
at my computer, it was a particularly good selfie

62. Can you hula hoop?
fuck yes i can, i can beastmode that shit

63. Do you have a job?
lel no

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
a burger

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes

I like Dota, and I'm watching the games very closely. I'm rooting for Fnatic. Anyone else watching the tournament?

great I feel old

A whole new decade
I'm not even an adult, I don't check my bank account because I want to pretend everything is okay
maaaaaaaaaaan

Or Battle.net. I get a lot of random friend requests from people looking to trade with me, which I generally ignore because I know full well they want my strange Degreaser or Shotgun.
Steam is Deathdarky, Battle.net is Deathdarky#2342.
I'm more active on Steam. Hit us up if you want to play TF2 or Dota 2 whenever!

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 1

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 5

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 8

[ ]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 9

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 13


[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 13

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal (only with other furries)
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 16

[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water

Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry" END~~

Add me on Steam (deathdarky) and Battle.net (Deathdarky#2342).

Seeing as my profile description is just a minor factoid, I thought I'd talk more about myself.
Hi, I'm Darky, and I'm not into vore.
My main interests are spending too much time playing TF2 and Dota 2, eating shitty frozen pizza, and listening to a single song on repeat for hours.
I also like pretty much all 80s music, all reptiles and insects/arachnids/crustaceans/creepy-crawlies (also quite partial to fish and birds), videya and some animu, but my one passion in life are films. I study them at uni, so if you ever want to shoot the shit about films, I'll always be down.

Everyone ask  awzee about the German foxes.

I said I'd make an FA after Confuzzled, so here I am. I'm Darky the crocodile. I've already watched a few people from Cfz and I'm looking forward to hanging out with the lot of you.
Some information, my main fursona is the aforementioned crocodile, but I also have a side fursona which is a scorpion.