My top three are Spun, Candy, and Requiem for a dream.....i feel like there is more but i cant for the life of me remember shit. Anymore suggestions would be nice O:


also im not really talking pothead movies like pineapple express, half baked, how high, etc.

my brother enlightened me about the existance of tonsil stones a few weeks ago. I was just standin in the kitchen makin food, and all of a sudden theres a lump in my throat. checked it out, turned out to be a tonsil stone dislodging itself.....they look like lil yellow blocks of cheese, and they smell.

then i remembered he sent me this video to watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uELOO4wskto

:I i love watching this kind of shit. tonsil stone removal, cyst popping, giant zit popping, bot fly removal....

heres a pretty neat Abcess draining http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDURbUPGWWo
i think i like this one better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mry8FaKq68


ohhhhhh i just felt the need to share that. if you know of anything really disgusting like these u shud send em to me :]

im feeling kinda sorta generous. like....request worthy generous. If you have a well thought out, high detail character id like to see it. I DONT want to see any sparkle shit tho, like those goddamn sparkle dogs.....The grungeyer the better! I just really fucking adore these kinds of characters, rather than the majority of "furries" who just have like....OH SHIT IM A WOLF....with like NO defining characteristics.

As far as what i consider elaborate, it would be one of the following :
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7634351/ [Ian x Roadkill]
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6802923/ [Sarvitier Murdock x Squeege, belonging to  squeegadelic ]
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6802982/ [ Adel, belonging to  fleabeast ]
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5704656/ [Vorel, belonging to  lolitaofthevoid ]
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5288272/ [Sarv again]

these are just a few examples, detail can be in the character itself, or their clothing/accessories/piercings. If you list a char, im more likely to do the grungier ones. It would also be cool if you would like to make a trade of it [i mean if you draw me something, i will do something in return to show my thanks] I would also like to stress the fact that this doesnt have to be a timely thing, i can be pretty slow at times but for the most part if im in the mindset in currently in i get through shit pretty fast.I also happen to be pretty patient. I may not reply to any comments directly in this journal, reguarding whether or not i am for sure gonna get around to drawing your char. people always jump on free art, so idk how crazy this could possibly get....I'd for sure contact you when i got something started.

I WANNA KNOW PEOPLE!

ah ha ha this is kind of how i like to meet people, and make friends and shit. i really suck at the whole conversation thing for the most part [ at least when im just getting to know someone]. but shit if you get me in a good talk, i love it and i can rant sometimes. I even just like to listen to ppl, anything at all. could be real life stuff, could just babble some mindless bullshit, like what the world would be like if there was a zombie apocalypse, and you just so happen to live in the pokemon world when it goes down. Hearing about peoples lives, and views and shit, or just things they see happening in life around them fascinates me to no end and its the kind of shit that gives me ideas for making new characters etc. I feel like im a hermit, im not really close to anyone online in the way i used to be.

So, if you think you would like to talk ever O: i can be found here, facebook [www.facebook.com/MasoMarchHare] [Sarv has a facebook too! www.facebook.com/SarvitierMurdock] n wouldnt mind txting either :I i have unlimited on that, but kind of a wierd sched. im awake on and off throughout the day at all diff wierd times. i work third shift so im up during those hours the most, but even then i get up in the day alot. i never really sleep at any certain time, even when i do its more like random naps throughout the day :[

so im back :D. Ive been working on a reff sheet for my fursona Murdock while the comp was down. hopefuly get something up soon.

ugh to fix the comp i had to find a way to go to factory default through something in the comp without discs....happy to have it back, but now i have to install my shit again. least i didnt lose anything <3



also i want to upload something of my Pirate outfit soon. some things ive been working on to get ready for pirate fest thats 2 months away exactly. and my crew irl is slowly but surely coming along. i dont have a whole lot of reliable people i hang with on a constant enough basis so its a little slow coming together. Im happy with what i have, because we are all rather close, and i want all my crew to be good on terms with everyone else [for the most part].

is as follows:
I am Captain of course
My amazing cuppycake is my first mate [ and my wench<3]
my best friend Justin is our Carpenter/surgeon
and my bro is the Cook.

im hoping all of us will be able to go out and enjoy the festival together once it comes around.

i am contemplating having an Online crew, but i would be picky as to who is on it. you def need to be loyal and all that jazz and i need to feel i should be able to trust ya. but i am rather bad at the whole even making friends thing because i am dreadfully shy and assume most people would rather just not know me on that level :C

I have it and idk what to do :C. Can only get on my comp in safemodes( im on my ipod right now). Tried system restore, but it cant complete cos soon as its restarting the BSOD pops up er sumthin....

I dont recall installing anything new lately... Or any kind of updates... Anyone kno how to fix this? Or just completely wipe out my comp, i dont have anything important on it really. I keep just about everything on my EHD.

If ya help me through this and it works ill draw you something :I

WELL THIS IS PROBALLY GONNA BE ALL OVER THE PLACE...BUT HERE WE GO....So, since i was a very wee child ive always been fascinated with pirates. Forever claiming to be one as well, i fucking love adventure and all that good shit <3 ....

Not too far from where i live they hold a "pirate fest" every year. its coming up, june 1-3 i think :I im really fucking excited. ive always wanted to put together an extensive outfit and whutnot. I started gathering some things last summer, random whutnots from the pirate fest, then the reniassance faire. Im far from where i want to be though. Ill post a pic later of what i all have atm.

I plan to make my own little trinkets and shit. im also wanting to get into leatherworking, but i have no fucking idea where to begin with this. Today i went out and got a bunch of scrap shit, and some tools to play around with.

I have lots of animal bones, small specimens perserved, sculpey, the leather shit, hemp stuffs.....fffff im just really fucking excited

Is anyone aware of places online that i could get good looking stuff and not tooo terribly priced? Right now the main things im thinkin about are Leather Boots, a sash belty thing, and some sort of vest/overcoat so that my top half isnt so plain....

Also think it would be really neat if i could find artists to commission/trade for made-goods/trinkets etc to work into my outfit. any input or possible ideas is appreciated :]

one of the biggest reasons is ive long outgrown this username, but things are so messy on this account too. i need something more clean and whutnot e_e

ive made another account, i will only be uploading fully completed works there. This account will be used to show wips, doodles, random photos, etc. I doubt ill submit my completed works here anymore, and just leave them soley to the new account.

 sarvitier sarvitier sarvitier sarvitier sarvitier sarvitier sarvitier sarvitier

i have what i think is a pretty extensive pokemon collection. not as much as i would like to have tho, its never enough lol.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7339495/


I have all the BK toys except 3. I need Diglett and Golem revtops, and a graveler keychain. I have some doubles of the bk toys i might b able to offer for trade if anyones interested.

If anyone has anything pokemon they dont want anymore you should hit me up. im willing to offer commissions in exchange for pokemon goods, or ill straight up buy it from ya if your selling for a reasonable price. donations are cool too <3 i will still give you art in return to show my thanks.

i will take anything pokemon, but i do have favorable items im always looking for. Figures, plushes, board games, vid games i might not have. favorable pokemon would be anything from gen 1 and 2, but specifically scyther, pikachu, any eevees, any of the starters/evolutions but i am severly lacking in charmeleon, kangaskhan, mew.


also might be interested in trading pokemon based art specifically. i love drawing them of course, and i make kute little figures from time to time out of boredom. but i love when other people have extensive characters thought out, like body type, accessories, battle style, personality, all taht good shit. so if you wanna do pokemon art trades with me let me kno!

So just minding my own business when my gf calls me over to the tank thats housing our 4 Garter snakes and she goes " that snake wasnt in there before ".....and im looking and it takes me about a minute to grasp that our snakes had babies <3 i think ive gotten all the lil ones out, theres about 20 that are quite lively already plus one that still seems to be in its sac. i dont think the one in the sac is going to make it, he moves ocassionaly but the others are all far past that.

im currently doing as much research as i can on how to care for the little ones. Has anyone ever dealt with baby snakes before? ill have pics up of them soon.

ill be going in the morning to get a few different food items from the petstore [pinhead crickets, wingless fruitflies, and frozen pinkies to be cut up]






Now i just feel like talking about reptiles in general.
Currently ive got the following.
4 leopard geckos, 3 females and 1 male, one female is kept seperate because she prefers solitude the others are all very attached to eachother.

1 female ball python named Calypso, less than a year old im guessing and ive had her for about 2 months. she is the biggest sweet-heart <3 hands down she is my absolute favorite. ive started taking her out on adventures more,just to various stores since shes still small to the point where i can easily conceal her. or we'll just bring her for a walk around the neighborhood/park.

4 garter snakes [and 20 or so of their offspring]

3 american toads

2 painted turtles, 2 softshell turtles, 4 snappers.

then i have other various frogs/fish living with 6 of the turtles in a 55 gal tank.

in the near future i plan on getting some more snakes. i want another ball python and 1 or 2 redtail boas. my gf will be getting a snake as well but shes so undecided as to which one. she just doesnt want a ball, corn or any other typical snake.




feel free to tell me about the reptiles/amphibians you have :3 i love hearing about them and learning as much as i can.

Today i finally made it up to the area pirate festival. it was pretty fucking amazing, and it was even more so that i got to enjoy the whole thing with my girlfriend <3...basically every year for the past like...decade, ive been wanting to go to this event and always forget about it until a week or so after its happend lol. i acquired some fucking amazing artifacts/pirate garb, and now im even more fueled to get my pirate outfit together. next year is gonna be even better <3..but over the course of the year ill be working on my outfit :D and my gfs of course ^^. seeing all the different vendors crafts im in a artsy mood to make some things with my hands. hmmmm thats bout it, probly post some pics soon of the nifty things i picked up aaaaand try getting some piratey art done....

So, my gf wants me to teach her to draw....Shes already an artist and very talented at drawing from life, portraits, painting etc. buuut she would like to be able to draw things with a little more personality to them, aaand im not quite sure where to begin with this so if anyones got some pointers i would really fucking love to hear them.

Possibly the best day of my life, all thanks to amelia <3 good god the things i am going to be drawing.

Neways i had work super early (6-2) cos my friend had to request off fer all her 420 shenanigans. It was kinda lame cos i hate being up so early and having to function as well. Went home, ate and spent time with my cuppycake <3. checked out a tropical fish store. Then back home to properly celebrate 420 ;] .... the events which followed are probly not something i should go into detail with lol, but in the middle if things i got really inspired to draw our fursonas in the same situation. So yea porn to come :I.…… after that my friend came over, went to subway blown out of my skull. Then to target. And back home to drink and just chill the fuck out with them and my bro.

Anyone else have good 420 tales? Past or present.

Got the keys to our apartment friday, been running around moving shit ever since. So happy to be in my own place with sooo much privacy <3 ive got most of my things moved, just working on unpacking and then ill be getting right back to my commissions. We dnt have internet yet but i can occassionaly leach off one of the neighbors. Hmmmm i think thats it for now....

current commission queue looks like this

1.  lolitaofthevoid [paying in bones]
fullcolor of her char vorel
-sketch finished, currently working on lineart

2.  punkbawkchicken
chibi

3.  punkbawkchicken
amputation bust

*currently there isnt a limit to slots, if interested in a commission send me a note*
Commissions could be paid for by other means than money. I also accept animal bones or pokemon merchandise.



so as far as life im semi content. In exactly one week i will be moving into my apartment with my girlfriend <3. i cannot fucking wait, i cant keep living at my dads. My biggest irritation right now are from taxes, basically i was gonna be getting a pretty good amount back....then they were like REJECTED...went back and realized my fucking dad claimed me on his taxes....this is bullshit. He does NOT support me. He barely buys food for the house, or other household items...also hes got me and my brother paying the utility bill [which is in his name]....so yea im getting about $800 less than i should be. at first i was so excited about my taxes, i was gonna get my kitty fixed and some things for the apartment and put the rest away in my savings in case i needed it later for watever reason.

another thing that really fucking sucks is job related. Im just a bakery clerk for pick n save [a grocery chain in the midwest] its fucking grunt work, and i bust my ass for shit money. my boss overworks me because shes a fucking idiot. shes constantly leaving because of family problems or shes all of a sudden feeling ill or wants to save her hours for later in the week. i was hoping to get the fuck out of here and go to the company my girlfriend works for. i could easily get fulltime ther with benefits and all kinds of good shit. at first their previous job requirement was one year, but just before i was able to apply it got upped to 2 years which i dont have. i was getting trained for a promotion at my job from clerk to donut fryer. 3rd shift premium plus a raise and guaranteed 4 days of work a week or more....but no they cut bakery hours and they dont have enuff hrs to train me so i have to wait until they request and magically get aproved.


whatever. fuck that shit, im gonna go enjoy the night with my lady. going out to eat to celebrate our 8month aniversary and whutnot, then coming home getting drunk and all other sorts of fun stuff <3

So a few months ago me and my girlfriend started lookin fer an apartment. Im finally able to relax because yesterday she told me we got accepted. Im sooo fucking excited, its my first time moving out into my OWN place. Its a 2 bedroom, extra room is strictly for our art studio.

In other news.... I am fucking loving the nice weather, my winter cabin fever is getting ridiculous -_-. Ive been playing with some roadkills i collected last fall and a few other animals ive obtained since then. My newest prized posession is a medical jar with 3 fully developed squirrel fetuses. They are so fucking adorable <3

Im still offering artwork in exchange for animal bones etc. If you have anything to offer note me :]

So ive been missing my intuos3 tablet pen for like a month er more.....found it today and it's fucking fried.....goddamnit....goodbye to digital art for a while ;_;


Some good news tho...Yesterday Me n my gf went to check out the apartment complex we hope to be moving into. Im so excited <3

lately ive been really wanting to get some dead animals to play with, i wanna expand on my bone collection. alot of what i used to have has dissapeared :/
If you have any skulls or bones , watever laying around im willing to buy [reasonably priced] or trade for my artwork. If you know of anyone thats got bones they dont want er are selling please let me know.

ah ha im gonna start picking up roadkill again. ive got a bin and supplies in my trunk in case i come across anything interesting on the road. and just as im all prepared i havent been seeing shit ;_;

i wanna try something....leave a link to reffs here of your female characters only if you wouldnt mind seeing pronz sort of things from them....

idk i might not even get around to doing what i want but meh....


males actually work too if you dont have ne girls, their just preferrred......