What Percent of a Virgin Are You?
Posted 15 years agoStart with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (X) Once, and now I literally puke at the thought of doing it again.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend (x) Many times.
15. Been to prom. (x)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (x)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ( )
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (X) it was only 4 a night
34. Broken a bone. (x)
35. Eaten sushi. (x)
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. (x)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x) That's natural for me.
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x)
45. Stabbed yourself. ( )
46. Shot a gun. (x)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ( )
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
51. Watched a person die. (x)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. ( )
60. Been to a motocross race.( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%
61. Avoided somebody. (x)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (x)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. ( )
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (x)
70. Been to a wild party. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45%
71. Got caught stealing something. ()
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend (x)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (x)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (x)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 31%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (x) Coming home from school with a friend.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(x)
100. Been raped. (x)
Final score is a resoundingly pathetic, 26%
...Holy high Hell in a porta potty... ._.
1. Smoked. (X)
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (X) Once, and now I literally puke at the thought of doing it again.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend (x) Many times.
15. Been to prom. (x)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (x)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ( )
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (X) it was only 4 a night
34. Broken a bone. (x)
35. Eaten sushi. (x)
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. (x)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x) That's natural for me.
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x)
45. Stabbed yourself. ( )
46. Shot a gun. (x)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ( )
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
51. Watched a person die. (x)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. ( )
60. Been to a motocross race.( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%
61. Avoided somebody. (x)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (x)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. ( )
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (x)
70. Been to a wild party. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45%
71. Got caught stealing something. ()
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend (x)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (x)
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (x)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 31%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (x) Coming home from school with a friend.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(x)
100. Been raped. (x)
Final score is a resoundingly pathetic, 26%
...Holy high Hell in a porta potty... ._.
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