Ey, all! Damien Wolfe here ta ask a quick question:

Should I start doing commissions, and if so, what do you think my guidelines should be?

Ey, what's up everyfur? And how are we doing on this Fantastic Friday?

...Or so i'd hope! My fellow furs, as an amateur artist aspiring to become more concrete, I long for progress. Not knowing just how to progress has been a major struggle I need to overcome, and thus we end here with a request.

What can I do to increase the quality of my work? What would you suggest I keep and what should I forget? Creating pieces the same way over and over without change and expecting a different outcome is idiocy, and i'd appreciate the feedback!

-Signed, Wolfy

-I realize that it has been quite some time since there were ANY activity from yours truly, and there really is no excuse nor rhyme or reason as to why that happened. Life had been hectic, financial troubles, change of locations etcetera etcetera etcetera.

- I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR MY ABSENCE AND TO ANY ONE OF YOU WHO HAD REQUESTED ART FROM ME!!

- I may have gotten a bit over my head with it, swimming in promises I had trouble committing to and I've not the hardware nor software to create art in the manner that I had done before my absence.

HOWEVER!!

- I wish to make this right and lay all that to rest!


A Wolfe can start fresh, can he not?

A Lumine Lunae Per Ego Servio. Pro Vostra Lumine Perluceo Verus. Meus Mi Lunaris Divae Mi Animum Cor Tu Deditio."

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-"Wolfy Will Be Gone For Two Weeks For 'Annual Training' And Henceforth, Will Be Unable To Reply To Any Comments, Shouts, Notes Or Watches. That Is All."

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By The Light Of The Moon, I Serve, For Your Light Shines True. My Heart, My Soul, My Lunar Goddess, I Surrender To You.

-"Wolfy Does Not Normally Do This, However I Am VERY Desperate As Of Late!!! I NEED FOLLOWERS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS!!! Head On Over Ta My Tumblr Blog And Help A Wolf Out? ( questionthecorps.tumblr.com )
I Must Practice On Building A Better Blog, But How Am I Supposed To Without Followers??"

aged by ash-pup ash-pup

If you want for me to do the following seven things to you... comment below! :3

Comment here and I will...

1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 10 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your own journal!

-"Dared By  QBTeazerKitt "

-"Hey Y'all, Just A Quick Update Before Bed. Wolfy's Made Himself An 'Ask Me' Blog On Tumblr! This Is Gonna Be A Lil' Strange Ta Start Off, My Goal Is Ta Have A Whole Cast Of Characters That Individuals Would Be Able Ta Ask All On ONE Blog! Sadly, I Only Have One Character And Not Even That, I Only JUST Set It Up Now Ehe. So If I Could Ask For Some Support And Give It A Look-See?? Critiques ARE WELCOME And Are, In Fact, Wanted!! Thank You Fur Your Time!!

-"The Tumblr Is: ( questionthecorps.tumblr.com )

-"What Do you Think About Wolfy Starting Up An 'Ask Me' Tumblr? Not Necessarily My Fursona But More Of A General Question If Anything."

-"Hey Y'all, Wolfe Here With Some Well Needed Explanations. With Military Work, My Civilian Job And Preparations For My Aunty's Baby Shower The Requests Had To Be Postponed In Order To Make Deadline. Though Due To The Shower Being A Massive Success, I Am Now Able To Complete The Requests I Had Taken Orders From. Though Like I Had Stated Above, It Will Be Slow Completing These Due To Lack Of Sufficient Time. Any Questions, Do Feel Free To Note Me Here On FA Or Email Me At Deserted_Wolf_09[at]Yahoo.com "

-"Requesters List Is As Follows:"
-  shadow-anubis -"Success-Anu", Draft Complete, Lining In Progress
-  shrouded_ninetails -"NSFW 'Sona", Drafting Process To Be Continued, Pose-Work Needed
-  scorpio-55 -"Anthro 'Sona", Concept-Sketching-Required
-  EclipticFang -"SteamPunk 'Sona", Concept-Sketching-Required
-  Balto151 -"Slaving Away", Concept-Sketching-Required

-"I...Well, First Off: Forgive Me And My Lack Of Activity And Results On Your Artwork... Wolfy's Been Sucked Into A 'Rut' These Past Few Days And Has Not Had The Creative Impulse Required Ta Complete The Respective Requests... But Not Anymore! I Will Try My Best Ta Bounce MahSelf Back From The Cave In Which I Managed Ta Crawl Into, And Finish What I Promised Ta Start! And Will Also Post Mah Progress In Certain 'BreakPoints' Here In Mah Journals XD"

-"Requesters List Is As Follows:"
-  Shadow-Anubis -"Success-Anu", Draft Complete
-  Shrouded_ninetails -"NSFW 'Sona", Still-In-Drafting
-  Scorpio-55 -"Anthro 'Sona", Concept-Sketching-Required

-"Once Again, I Apologize For The Inconvenience... Wolfy's Gonna Make This Work, I Promise!!"

1. Are you single or taken? -"This Wolf Is Single..."

2. Chocolate or flowers? -"What 'bout A Chocolate Rose?? Actually, No... Chocolate Allergies."

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day? -"Unlikely..."

4. Do you LIKE like anyone? -"Very Much So! However, It Is Terribly Complicated..."

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines? -"Our Relationship Ended The Week Of. Ironic Huh?"

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with? -"HER. 'Nuff Said"

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines? -"Not At All. Though I Help Those I Know Try Ta Do Just That."

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer? -"Not That I Knew Of, Though I Can Say That I Doubt It."

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter? -"I A
ways Do. Call Me A Sappy Romantic"
10. Do you believe in Cupid? -"If I Did, I Would Just LOVE Ta Just Claw Out His Insides!!"

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines? -"Words Count, Right?"

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards? -"To A Select Few. I Would Write A Valentines Poem And Fold It Into An Origami Heart."

13. Do you like candy hearts? -"I Like Ta Crush Them Into Little Bitty Pieces... Yeeyup"

14. What is something you got last Valentines? -"A 'Happy Valentines'"

15. Is Valentines depressing? -"It Used Ta Be, Now I Just Laugh At The Love-Struck Teenagers Nowadays That Believe That They've Just Found 'The One'"

16. How is your love life? -"They Do Not Call Me The 'Deserted Wolf' Fer Nothin' Y'Know?"

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines? -"Never Made It Ta Valentines Day"

18. How many roses would you want to receive? -"One Black Rose"

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day? -"Unlikely... But We Would Never Know."

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day? -"Maybe...?"

21. Who was your last Valentine from? -"I Do Not Remember"

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year? -"No One"

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from? -"I Really Do Not Want One"

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year? -"To Be Determined"

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine? -"Countless Times! 'Tis Why I Do Not Mind So Much"

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day? -"One"

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine? -"I Do Not Think So"

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine? -"Not That I Remember"

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year? -"No Reason To"

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received? -"I Really Regret Starting This Meme..."

31. What was the worst? -"None That I Remember"

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day? -"No I Have Not"

How old do I act?



[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x]You can cook for yourself.
[ ]You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x]You've never gotten a detention.
[x]You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x]You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have fore-hoof washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 20

[x] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[?] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 26

[ ] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[ ] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[ ] You still have and use a VCR

Total: 28

Real Age: 18

-"Only Ten Years Older?"

-"Merry / Happy Christmas! / Happy Hanukkah / Season's Greetings And Everything Else! From The 'Staff' Here At Deserted_Wolf Corps! The Holidays Are For Sharing, Giving And Spending Time With Loved ones, So It Seemed Fitting For Me Ta Want Ta Wish My FA-mily Some Holiday Cheer!"

-"Whether Snow, Sleet, Rain, Or Sun
Is Howling At Your Door.
-Or If A Winter Pine, Or A Plastic Tree
Is Sitting On Your Floor.
-Whether If Gifts and food Or Festive Drink
Is Enjoyed Throughout The Night.
-If Your Spending It Round The Table,
Or By The Firelight.
-Whatever The Holidays Mean To You,
We Hope You'll Spend It True.
-And Hope That You Will Be With Those
Most Close And Dear Ta You.
-So Will Smiles On Our Faces, And Our Hearts Full Of Cheer,
Season's Greetings To All And A Happy New Year!"

-"I Simply Do Not Know What Has Come Over Me... I Require Some Assistance On My Next Art Piece Of Miss Rarity. The Piece Is, Of Course, Holiday Themed And I Already Have The Sketches Done. However! I Need Some Help Deciding Which I Should Use: A More 'Average' Post. Or A 'Naughtier' Post?"

-"Those who Were Wondering Where I've Been Hidin For The Past Few Weeks, I Must Apologise For My Absence For One. I've Been At Fort Sill Oklahoma For Basic Combat Training And Will Be Graduating On The Nineteenth Of This Month. Once Again I Apologize If It Seemed As If I Were Avoiding Or Ignoring Anyone, I Hope This Journal Clears Up Anything."
-Damien

1.) If your fursona had to be a primate it'd be: Lemur, Like ZABUMAFOO!
2.) If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be: White Tiger
3.) If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be: I'm Already A Wolf But If I Had Ta Choose Another Breed It Definitely Be A Husk-EE!!
4.) If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be: Stallion! No Doubt About It!
5.) If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be: Are Ferrets Considered Rodents???
6.) If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be: Tortoise... Just Because Tortoise Lol
7.) If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be: Roo, From Winnie The Pooh!
8.) If your fursona had to be a fish, it'd be: A Shark, My Aumakua (Ow-Muh-Koo-Uh) Or My Hawaiian Family Guardian Is A Shark. Just A Lil' Morsel Of Info For Ya ;)
9.) If your fursona had to be an amphibian, it'd be: Something Poisonous Lol
10.) If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be a: OWL, Once Again, Aumakua
11.) If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be: Bug?? A Squashed Centipede.
12.) If your fursona had to be a hybrid, it'd be: Discord!
13.) If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be: Anubis
14.) If your fursona had to be a Pokemon, it'd be: Umbreon Or Larvatar, Can't Really Say Why Though...
15.) If your fursona had to be a plant, it'd be: Can It Be Made Up?? "Siren's Song" Orchid!!! Check It Up In My Gallery If You're Curious ;)

-"Hey Y'all, Just Letting Y' Know That I'll Be Gone For Drill This Weekend And Thus Any Request Is Kinda Postponed Until At LEAST Sunday Night. Feel Free Ta Drop Me A Note Or Anything For When I Get Back Though" ;) "Take Care And See You Later My Dear Friends!"

[X] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[X] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 6

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[X] you like when people pet your head
[X] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[X] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 6

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite ponies if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 3

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 2

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what somepony is talking about
[X] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 5


[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hands
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[X] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 4

[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 6

[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[X] you like to say hi to strangers
[X] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[X] people think you act like a pet
[X] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[X] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 7

Final total: 39

Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"

-"And Have Fun Wherever You May Be." ;)

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3585515/

-"If Y' Love Your Internet Privacy, Read This!"

-"Hey There EveryPony! I Must Apologize For The Lack Of A Notice But I Was Out On A Military Job That I Was Called Ta Do (Last Minute I Might Add...) I Must Thank EveryPony Who Favorited Any Of My Art Pieces As Well And With That, Back Ta My Submissions I'm LATE For!!"

-"Here's The Link,

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> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3545904/ Good Luck EveryPony!"

-" http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3531638 <--- All I Can Say Is Follow This Link And See If You Can Help This Mare!"

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun



01) SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?


--When Will You Come Home By DJ Avalon


02) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?


--Cold By CrossFade (Niiice!


03) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?


--Never Gonna Give You Up By Rick Astley (AWW, YEEYAHH!!)



04) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?


--99.9 Organ Donors



05) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?


--Come On, Get Higher By Matt Nathanson (Isn't This About Sex?)



06) WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?


--Stayin' Alive By N-Trance (Aha! I Can Agree With That!)


07) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?


--Beyond her Tomb (MicTheMicrophone, WoodenToaster, iBringDaLulz, TheLivingTombstone, TwentyTen)
(Youtube It If You're Curious) ;)


08) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?


--How You Remind Me By Nickleback (Of WHO I Wonder?)


9) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?


--Lift By Poets Of The Fall (You Lift Me Higher, Take My Spirit Make It Fly. Where All New Wonders Will Appear!!)


10) WHAT IS 2 + 2?


--UltraNumb By Blue Stahli (Now Hang On! I Know I'm Not The Best At Math But, Darn!!!)


11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?


--Harder To Breathe (Huar??)


12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?


--Why Can't This Night Go On Forever By Journey (Ain't That The Truth?...)


13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?


--RainbowDashStep By Unknown (20% Cooler In Ten Seconds FLAT)


14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?


--Hot Sauce Cupcakes By InfinityDash (Haha, Oops)


15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?


--Scarburough Fair By Rachel And Ryan O'Donnel (Beautiful!)


16) WHAT SONG WILL PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?


--Own The Night By Showtek (Put Yer Fingers Up 'Cause WE OWN THE NIGHT!)


17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?


--Equestria In Grey By OmniPony (Youtube If You're Curious) /)*(\


18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?


--Anthem Of The Angels By Breaking Benjamin (Yeeyup, I'm Going Ta He-O...)


19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?


--I'll Be Alright Without You By Journey (Haha)


20) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?


--Let The Bodies Hit The Floor By Dope (A Soldier Has Only Two Settings- Protect And KILL!!)


21) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?


--Click-Click Pull By Saliva (I'm SO SORRY For This!!)


22) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?


--Love Hurts By Incubus (Doesn't It Just?)