going to try to draw stuff idk what my muse is terrible these days but I'M TRYING yes

http://livestream.com/eldestructo




might try to work on that doctor who screencap I was trying to paint that was supposed to be a speedpaint but has taken me like 4 hours already haha oops

thinking I might do a giveaway in honor of my making it to 50 watchers...what would you guys be interested in? like a raffle with just anyone who is watching me, or like one of those reposty journaly raffle things, or maybe adoptables only open to people watching me?? or should I just draw something for all of you who have character sheets up, like little headshot sketches or something idk

THOUGHTS?!

that was fun

except wait no

it was cold and I spent most of it being hungry

never been so happy to go to the nice warm workplace in my life haha

is it so fucking hard for people on the internet to mature shit that has tits showing

yeah I know it's just tits

but seriously like it's against the rules to have them showing without it being matured...and yet, even when I've reported some of the offending images, they remain untagged.

good job, staff.

commissioned an icon off of beatles so uh yeah refresh for that x)

yes I did just make that joke 8I

TONIGHT, I DO REQUESTS because I wanna fiddle with different techniques and poses and shit so I'll do sketches and headshots with different techniques and stuff idk. for two hours, give or take. so come on down and bring your refs with you 8)

http://livestream.com/eldestructo

in a couple minutes, anyways. c: just getting set up.

but http://livestream.com/eldestructo is the link, should be on for another hour or two at least. 8)

all taken! might open new slots when these are done idk

so I feel really kinda behind in art these days because I worried so much about schoolwork and so little about my art this past year. which is an issue. so I think to improve I'm going to take a few art trades (4 srs this time, I know I've tossed around the idea a few times in the past without actually doing anything). so uh, first come first serve, and please wait for me to do my half first because I'm lazy as fuck and terrible and things.


1. -kitcat- - any character
2. Kazeii on DA - ???
3. vonex - ???
4. SoulStainedBlue on DA - any character
5. gyna - http://akaytto.deviantart.com/art/A.....heet-360356530 Aky

yEAH THAT'S RIGHT, FIVE SLOTS, just to get me back into the groove of things so I no longer feel retarded with photoshop since I pretty much forget how to do a lot of things. 8D

my irl friend darkest-desire joined today so you should go check her out

she does a lot of photography and poetry n stuff

herp

can't sleep because dog tomorrow asdflkjjsdkfllkjfdslkjfdslkjds so I stole a couple of memes from  psychhe

1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?

Jaime or Azzy and I'm not bothering with anything beyond that lol

2. How tall are you?

5'2" sob

3. Natural hair color?

brown

4. What about eye color?

hazelly greeny yellowy idfk

5. What orientation are you?

asexual, unsure about romantic orientation? on days when I hate people more I'm decidedly aromantic and other days I'm like IDK I COULD DATE PEOPLE???!?!

6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?

single

7. What do you do in your spare time?

internet, drawing things, watching tv idk

8. What's your job?

walmart cashier

9. What's one thing you like about yourself?

I actually really dig my hair these days \o/

10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?

everything else \o/

11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?

I have no idea, I'm not my friends.

12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)

none

13. Do you drink?

uhh socially I guess. if other people are I do, never been drunk tho.

14. Do you smoke?

noooo

15. What are your fears?

presentations fuck fuck fuck basically anything social fdslkjsdf

16. What are your dreams/goals?

I have no idea

17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?

not really

18. Who's your best bud(s)?

Tayla, McKinley, Hunter, Becca, Lauren, Hadrian, Kitcat, Minnow, Laine, a fuckton of other people idk tHESE ARE JUST THE PEOPLE I TALK TO LOTS OK

19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?

NACHOS

20. Favorite drink?

root beer

21. Favorite color(s)?

green

22. If you had any super power, what would it be?

YOU KNOW WHAT I don't even fucking know anymore. Used to always assume shapeshifting into animals because yknow dogs and stuff but sometimes I wish I could be like Mystique from X-Men?? like just shapeshift into different people?? actually you know what fuck super powers I WANNA BE A WIZARD CAN I GO TO HOGWARTS PLEASE THANK

23. Favorite movie?

Uhhh Avengers, The Dark Knight trilogy, Repo! The Genetic Opera, How To Train Your Dragon, Fight Club...idk I have a lot of favourite movies haha.

24. Least favorite food?

Peas fUCK.

25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?

CAN IT BE HUGEMASSIVE CAN I STARVE MYSELF ALL DAY FIRST in that case a slice of hawaiian pizza, a mango, a couple of perogies with barbeque sauce, a big of steak, and a fuckton of bacon ok

26. What do you drive/wish you drove?

I want a porsche

27. Most disliked bug?

fUCKING JUNEBUGS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY'RE CALLED I KNOW THEY'RE HARMLESS BUT THEY'RE SO FUCKING NASTY LOOKING

28. Most hated pet peeves?

people interrupting me midsentence fuck

29. Dislike in life?

people

30. Most annoying?

people

31. Most disliked TV show?

I don't really watch anything I don't like.


MEME NUMBER TWO OK HERE WE GO relationship meme even though I am boring in that department hahaha

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
kind of

2. Are relationships ever worth it?
I guess?

3. Are you a virgin?
ye

4. Are you in a relationship?
noooo

5. Are you in love?
noooo

6. Are you single this year?
yeeee

7. Can you commit to one person?
yes

8. Describe your crush
don't have one

9. Describe your perfect mate
nerdy like me with a good sense of humor and able to put up with my ridiculous mood swings and self hatred and stuff.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no

11. Do you ever want to get married?
haha no

12. Do you forgive betrayal?
depends on the situation. I hold a pretty decent grudge, but I'm willing to forgive.

13. Do you get jealous easily?
yes lmfao I am terrible. I'm possessive over my friends. It's better that I'm asexual hahaha.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
not really no

15. Do you have any piercings?
yes, don't wear them anymore though.

16. Do you have any tattoos?
no

17. Do you like kissing in public?
not really?

20. Do you shower every day?
I usually shower every other day actually, unless my hair is really disgusting.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
HAHAHAHAno. Unless random girls on imvu trying to flirt with me count.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
well if they're reading this probably yeah \o/ but as I'm typing this, no.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
yes

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
HAHAno

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
not really?? wouldn't object, but I'd prefer to be out of high school because of reasons.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
no

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
no

28. Have you ever been cheated on?
no

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
never had anyone to cheat on

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
lol

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
no

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
no

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
no

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
ok do you remember the virgin question?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
no

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
kind of but not really

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
no

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
no

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
literally everyone i have liked

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
no

41. Have you had sex so far this year?
no

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
idk

43. How long was your longest relationship?
n/a

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
none

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
none

46. How many times did you have sex last year?
none

47. How old are you?
like four and a bit months into being a legal adult \o/

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
I don't like anyone

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
don't have one of those

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE??!?!?!

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
no

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on?
not really?? like no one particular person

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
no

54. Is there someone you will never forget?
yes, but not in a ~*~romantic~*~ way

55. Share a relationship story.
um

56. State 8 facts about your body
- somewhere around 150-160 pounds because I'm a fatass
- I'm 5'2"
- ...I have a bunch of freckles on my arm that can be connected to make a triangle
- I have an ingrown toenail
- I have two scars on my lip
- I have a lot of other scars too but idk how many uh
- my feet are really fucking chubby and wide
- in the past like year I've suddenly gotten cheekbones?!?! so I guess that counts? they're kind of prominent at certain angles I want to lose weight just so they will be more prominent is that wrong I just really like cheekbones

57. Things you want to say to an ex
hello person from future

58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- don't be a dick about my gender and sexuality like everyone who has ever expressed interest in me ever
- call me Jaime
- don't touch me excessively I don't like people touching me
- be super geeky with me I need people to fantard with
- idk just be open to stuff I guess??

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
no

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
n/a

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
um their face??

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
whispers watch game of thrones with me bb

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
...why is this a question wat

64. What is your definition of cheating?
uh

doing things

with people who aren't your partner

ye

65. What is your favorite foreplay routine?
no

66. What is your favorite roleplay?
do Elder Scrolls games count

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
staying in, maybe watching a movie and having dinner and uh stuff??

68. What is your sexual orientation?
asexual

69. What turns you off?
people

70. What turns you on?
I don't really have kinks??

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I had a dream last night I was being electrocuted. It wasn't kinky but man was I feeling fucked up when I woke up you don't even know.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
'let's never do this again because I am also asexual ok cool'

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
put up with all my crazy

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I'm not really looking at all...

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
idk

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
idk

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I don't know, it works fine for some people but for others...like my mom and her boyfriend are...like 15 or 16 years apart and the maturity difference is insane (he acts like he's 12). I think it's best to be only a few years apart, idk. But I own't judge you, just from what I've seen that generally works best.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
don't have one??

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
I don't know

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
mom when I went to bed dOES THAT COUNT

81. Who are five people you find attractive?
um just

people

I tend to find people attractive more based on who they are than what they look like?? and it's not even real attraction it's like...I don't know it's just different. I can't explain it.

82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my dog lol

83. Who was your first kiss with?
never had one \o/

84. Why did your last relationship fail?
um

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
probably the only way I will get to date anyone :'D


WOW YEP TIME PASSED

or just like

all the someones


but in other news I am getting a new dog this weekend so that's cool. very sad now that my camera was stolen, I'll have to get a new one at some point in the near future (but probably after I've had Abby for a while because I'm paying half of her costs and mom's paying the other half and dogs are expensive so ye).

also my fursona has been renamed, which you probably noticed. previously called Addison, they are now currently called Jay. might change back sometime idk.




p.s. I have a twitter now because my friend was all dude get on twitter and I made a new account because of reasons so ye https://twitter.com/thejooradar I tweet about hating everyone and my daily thoughts and stuff.

Once again, my PayPal commissions are open, I have two different types of sketches you can buy, and all the proceeds go to ~Envious-Hyena since he is getting kicked out and needs some money to get an apartment.

So, the two types are as follows:


http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2.....ct-d5txo5j.png


Weird Colours Sketches

These were originally 2$, but I will now be selling them for ONLY ONE DOLLAR! That's right, 1$ USD for a sketch like this. You can pick the colours (there are three), or I can pick them myself. They are full-body sketches, and may only contain one character.


http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE.....ct-d5vxddm.png


Stylized Sketches

These can be done in black and white for 3$, or in full colour for 5$. They are stylized rather than realistic, and also may only contain one character.

FIVE SLOTS OPEN for either commission.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

EDIT: I can also take ones without shading/markings for 2$.

taking five slots, four dollars each, for detailed headshot sketches like this one:

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2.....ct-d5sh0qk.png


might up the price next round, and I won't be able to start work on these until the weekend but might as well open the slots now. 8)

oh, and they're all greyscale, and animal characters only. I will note you my paypal when your sketch is finished.

1. TAKEN by grasped on dA
2.
3.
4.
5.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4182595/ he's got three slots open and his mom's boyfriend and his mom are being rude and kicking him out of the house because he doesn't do the dishes nearly enough.

anyway Von is a great artist and you should try to help him out if you can?? they're postponing kicking him out until march but that doesn't really make it any less shitty.

also once I'm done this semester I'm gonna open up sketch commissions and donate them to Von because I have more than enough money right now and my mom isn't kicking me out so uh yeah. I'm just kind of warning you guys, not opening slots until I have a couple of examples of what exactly you'd be getting.

anywho, tl;dr go commission my friend if you have money.

I need to cheer the fuck up my life feels so worthless these days.

if you want to see a picture of my dog looking stoned out of his mind you should refresh






yeah


I'm sorry but it's just such a great picture of him haha I couldn't resist. Someday I'll draw/commission an icon but FOR NOW enjoy a stoned-looking Finnigan.

WHY CAN I NOT HAVE ALL THIS INSPIRATION TO DRAW

WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE TIME TO DRAW

AND AM NOT BEING BOMBARDED WITH SCHOOL PROJECTS

FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK FUCK FUCKLSJKFDJSAFOIEWLJDSFLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJ



















dies

http://www.livestream.com/eldestructo going to maybe do some christmas gifts or something idk

since I'm on winter break tomorrow (granted, I work all weekend, but after that I'm FREE AS A BIRD for a while haha) I figured I might as well ask around about this? IDK WHAT WE WOULD DRAW but I kind of want to ~collab~ with people.

also I can do traditional collabs as well, if you want to do a sketch and scan it in I'll print it off and paint/colour/etc. it I guess? I need to upload more of my traditional, a good portion of my favourite work is traditional. Watercolours, man. They're beautiful things. 8| But I stole an extra sheet of watercolour paper by accident so if someone wants to sketch I could transfer it onto that and then watercolour all the things ahaha.

IDK I'M JUST RAMBLING NOW

goodbye school is ending now

because my latest submission seems to be fairly popular, I'm opening up two slots for commissions in that style, one full-body and one headshot.

would be like the 'Bacon Makes it Better' submission.

1. Headshot - 15$ - open
2. Fullbody - 25$ - open

haggling welcome, I know the prices are a little high but it takes me a few hours to draw in this style (I really like doing it though haha); the background alone on Von's took me about an hour and a half or so. SO I don't really want to be doing them for really cheap hahahaha.

Anyways that's all I guess. Going to crosspost this to DA so...yeeeaaahhh.

also PayPal only. :U

https://secure.join.me/581-356-061

idk what I'm going to draw so uh feel free to link me to refs or some shit if I'm looking for something to do

my computer only has 45 minutes battery left sob