It's been a while everyone! You get so used to using Discord that you forget your other social platforms lol🤐
Sorry I haven't been more chatty but I'm glad to still be kicking about. Missing you all for those I haven't talked to properly in a while.

How's everyone been though? I'm excited to know how every is and if you all are doing good so far this year. 😎
Good, bad, funny, ugly, tell me how you are doing or if you just wanna stop in and say hi to your favorite internet creeper lol 🦎💚

Yo is my b-day, come share in the cake. :D

Man, it's been a crazy decade for me. Can't even believe I made it this far to be honest. (shit, I even got to see FA finally leave the Internet 1.0 format it's had since I started!)

For ten years yall have been with me; some still here, others sadly aren't anymore for one reason or another. Regardless, you are all beautiful and wonderful for tolerating me for as long as you have. I'd send out medals but I figure the last thing you want is for an internet creeper to know where you live. hah

Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be making anymore stick figure shitpost comics. Sorta ran out of inspiration a long time ago if that wasn't already noticeable. I'll drop in every so often with a doodle I drew up when bored or a piece of gift art friends give me every now and then, just to give you guys something in return for being absolute units.

I'll cut my boomer monologue short and just say: thanks again for the 600 watches and 50,000+ views everyone. You managed to make a weirdo with too much time on his hands feel special for an entire decade, and I hope to keep it going for as long as I'm able. :)

Hope everyone is having a great holiday evening <3 Sorry I've been so quiet on my end as usual BUT HEY I ENJOY TALKING WITH YALL TOO MUCH TO STAY QUIET FOREVER.

SO EAT WELL AND ENJOY YOUR LOVE ONE'S COMPANY! I'LL SEE YALL GOIN INTO THE NEXT YEAR

No homo... you baka hentais...

~<3


Happy Valentine's Day

Yoooooooooooo been a while, just telling you guys Im okay. Just currently cold and frozen in place due to the, like, 4th polar vortex we've had this decade.

Its finally warm enough to go out and junk, but its only temporary. So if Im gone for a while its probably due to being frozen in my home and turned into an icicle.

But I hope everyone else doing fine! Keep warm errybody.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU DEGENERATES!

I don't have a silly thing I drew during another one of my amphetamine highs this year but that doesn't mean I can't wish you all a happy holidays going into 2019 and beyond. <3

Love ya'll lots, yer beautiful people.

Heeeeeeeey guys, still alive! Sorry I've seemed like I was dead for a while, as usual I've some stuff going on in life that keeps me from being my usual shitposty self. Mostly stuff to do with my health but its nothing.

More to the point, just wanted to wish everybody a Happy Thanksgiving :D Even those who don't celebrate it for personal reasons. I'm thankful for knowing each and every one of you, even those who aren't with me anymore for one reason of another. Ya'll are beautiful people.

<3

(also Merry Christmas since we seem to be celebrating it early this year haha)

Happy Halloween boyos. I'd celebrate but Im currently sick with the flu, been sick actually for a couple weeks.

BUT IM STILL GUNNA EAT CANDY SO I'LL BE WITH YOU ALL THIS SPOOKY NIGHT IN SPIRIT.

So for those of you who are thankfully far away from the East Coast/Gulf of Mexico, a hurricane is bullying its way past us.

And unfortunately its passing through my state.

So in the event of losing power/internet/life/etc., I just wanted to tell you guys in advance just in case you're wondering what the hell happened to me.

Will update more as the storm passes if I can. SO yeah, thanks for reading and stay safe if you're in the same boat as me!

As the the title says, Im moving places right now and will be on and off again.

But Ill try to keep in contact as much as I can! Sorry for the inconveniences!

Plz understandu~<3

Will be mostly gone for the day but will be around if you guys wanna chat.

But dont let the internet get in the way of BBQ and fireworks! ;)

First off: sorry for the year long absence in art n junk. Wont go into details but it has something to do with tests, my birthday this month, work, etc.

Secondly, just wanted to tell you all that I do have SOME art, tho most of it is done by other artists. I was thinking of releasing it all on my page with credit to the respective artists, so definitely look forward to that fun.

Lastly, thanks again to everyone who's stuck by me up to this point. Ive been pretty bad at keeping promises but I'll try to be more active in this place. You guys keep the lights on in my head of chronic and sustained imagination <3 Bless~

Other than that, hope everyone's having a great month!

As the title suggests and since Ive been gone for a good minute, thought I'd make it up by asking all you folks out there what I should doodle up for your viewing pleasure?

Think of this as the second coming of "Shitpost of the Week" n junk. So throw me yer ideas!

I hope you all get your significant other something special! I'll be slowly making my way back (nickle for every time I've said that) and be posting stuffs. But for now enjoy the lovey dovey stuff and potential lewds afterwards~

<3

Just wanted to write up a journal wishing everybody out there a happy New Years. 2017 was pretty rocky for a lot of us but here's 2018 for a fresh start to our lives. I myself, with new computer n everything, will be trying to get back into drawing random stuff and posting for your viewing pleasure.

So cheers to 2018 and all the new opportunities it'll bring with it~! <3

Just writing a journal to show that Im not dead (just recooperating) and to wish all of you who watch me a Merry Christmas Holiday!

i luv u all <3

[DO NOT PRESS IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNIKKF7Q5wA

OKAY SO I'VE BEEN QUIET FOR A WHILE AND THERE'S A REASON TO THAT.

A freak lightning storm struck my apartment a few weeks ago and shorted out my desktop's network card. So I've been juggling that plus my job and other stuff.

So if you were worried that I may have dropped of the face of the earth then don't worry, Im still here for you all. <3

Just putting this out there since it probably won't be secret soon, but ye my big day is in a few days.

Not too big an announcement or anything like that, idk maybe I'll doodle up something for the occasion.

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around as much n shitposting on a regular basis. Been busy with paperwork and living situations so I haven't had much time to get 'inspired' or interact with you all.

I think by the time May is half way over with I'll be back to regular schedule n stuff. Thanks for listening. <3

Haha okay so apparently there was a shooting right outside my apartment building (like right outside my window) and the cops where out there all night and now Im tired as fuck

Other than that how was your Saturday night? :^)

MERRY DAY OF THE FOOL EVERYONE! :D

I'll be sure to get a drawing out for the occasion so staaaaaaaay tuned!

Just coming here to say that I'll be taking a trip to North Carolina for this spring break. Gunna get as much fun in the sun as I can before I have to come back to boring monotony.

I may be in and out here and there but I should be able to maintain contact on here and Skype if anyone wants to chit-chat.

With that said, I'll be around to tell ya'll how the trip is going!

SO I TURNED IN THAT PAPER I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE LAST JOURNAL AND I JUST GOT WORD THAT THE AVERAGE ON IT WAS IN THE "C" RANGE

I NEED HELP CALMING MY TITS BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS GOING NUCLEAR RIGHT NOW