Yeah I'm still gonna be kinda here and kinda not so if ya wanna talk just drop me a note or shout or something idfk whatever floats your boat xD

Replies may be slow because I'm not 100% back yet but yeah hi guys I'm not dead yet

i think.

Hey, not having the best of time life-wise so if you need to get a hold of me, ive got a skype you can hit me up with a request there.
Username: crystalneon13

notes'll be slow if unresponsive and the same goes for comments.

idfk how long I'll be gone but it'll be for sure after valentines day because fuck that shit, i dont wanna be around for that on top of everything else.

Well now that all that is said...
Deuces.

I just realized that I'm about 99% sure I fucked up every important document I've had to sign and date since new year.

...

fuck

so, I'm like paying for my own internet now so I'm back and crud

idfk what else to say

im really tired

how was your day or something? idfk

Family hit hard times and the internet is being turned off. Dunno when but odds are, it'll be soon. Sorry if I randomly disappear.
For those of you I talk to on this, it's been real. Dunno when I'll be back.
Everyone else:
Be safe. Stay cool.

Peace out.

So I've been off this site for god knows how long because senior year and personal shit, on top of being the most flawless first chair violist ever, I've discovered one extreme fact everyone should know:

Going.
Through.
1526.
Submissions.
Fucking.
Sucks.

Srsly tho, everyone's art is fucking great and mad props to any artist that sees this.


That's pretty much it. Time to afk like a mofo again.

Stolen from  wolf-mutt

What's your real name?
Caleb. You're not gonna get my last name.

How tall are you?
5'11"

What's your natural hair color?
idfk light brown? I think. Every time I say something someone says otherwise.

What's your eye color?
idfk I'm colorblind. I'm told it's ice blue though.

What's your orientation?
Straight

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Happily taken

What do you do in your spare time?
Abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

What's your job or occupation?
Sitting on my ass bitching about how nothing near me hires minors.

What do you like about yourself?
My friends (if that counts)

What do you dislike about yourself?
Myself

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I don't know. Me? This is an odd question.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I don't really care to know. I'll find out when I die.

Do you drink?
You betcha

Do you smoke?
Cigs? Lolno. I'm too much of a prissy bastard to stand the smell.

What are your major fears?
Being alone, drowning, public speaking, clowns, yer mum. The usual fears.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to figure everything out.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Too many.

Who's your best buddy?
Assuming my girlfriend doesn't count, hands down, it's  snapback.

What's your favorite dish?
I've got this one Star Wars plate that I've had since I was little. Has Anakin and Sebulba podracing on it. I always used to eat mac and cheese on it when I was little and yeah. Guess that's the favorite dish I have. idfk why you'd want to know that but...

What's your favorite drink?
DR. MUTHAFUCKING PEPPER

What's your favorite color?
Hi am colorblind. So, grey? Nah, I like slightly darker shade of gray better.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Ability to have all superpowers gg

What's your favorite movie?
Hm. Never really thought about it. Probably Jim Henson's Labrynth or something.

What's your least favorite food?
FUCKING TOMATOES MAN. LIKE GODDAMN SLIMY AND SHIT. NO THANKS.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
The blood of thine enemies.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive everyone insane. Does that count?

What is your most disliked bug?
The Volkswagen ones that make people punch you when they see them.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Being ignored, playing dumb, little dogs, not being allowed to listen to music.

What do you dislike in life?
Looking back on the past and other people.

Stole from

A. AVAILA:BLE-
Nope

B- BIRTHDAY-
June 28th

C- CRUSHING ON-
hah I have platinic crushes on everyone

D- DRINK YOU LAST HAD-
Dr. Pepper

E- EASIEST PERSON/People TO TALK TO-
Uh, pretty much anyone that holds a conversation with me lol

F- FAVOURITE SONG-
Aw man, shit changes on my mood. But I guess right now it's this.

G- GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS
FUCKING GUMMY WORMS ARE ORGASMIC GODDAMN

H- HOMETOWN-
Massillon, Ohio

I- IN LOVE WITH-
My reflection in the mirror :X

J- JOB
Bitching about not having a job and playing TCG at cons

K- KILLED SOMEONE
No, but I hold myself responsible for letting it happen.

L- LONGEST CAR RIDE
Dude I don't even know I was probably sleeping.

M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR-
The one in the yard.

N- NUMBER OF SIBLINGS
Two. A little brother and a twin sister.

O- ONE WISH
If I tell it won't come true

P- PERSON YOU CALLED LAST
Mi padre

Q- QUIET EVENING OR PARTY NIGHT
Depends on how I'm feeling. Right now, I'd like a party. I need to wipe some things from my mind.

R- REASON TO SMILE
Being able to not wake up feeling useless.

S- SONG YOU LAST SANG
Take on me by A-Ha

T- TIME YOU WOKE UP
Just now lol

U- UNDERWEAR COLOUR
idk I'm fucking colorblind

V- VEGETABLE
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE POINT OF THIS. I DON'T PLAY FAVORITES WITH NUTRITION.

W- WORST HABIT
Biting my nails and putting everything off

X- X-RAY YOU'VE HAD
My teeth when I had to get braces a couple years ago

Y- YOUR OPINION OF THIS MEME
It keeps me from being bored, I guess

Z- ZODIAC SIGN
I AM THE CANCER

Dear artists,

If you're making NSFW Christmas-themed YCH auctions, don't do that damn candy cane in the woo-hah idea.
Seriously.
It's not practical. I mean, have you ever sucked on a candy cane until it turned into a point that you could stab your friends with?

Food for thought.


Yours truly,
Dax

Okay. I know I've been on this site for, like, half of a year now and I know pretty much all the slang and hip happenings and bullshit, but there's one thing that keeps being brought to my attention and I can't figure out what it is or for.

So I ask whomever is reading this journal this:

What in the everloving fuck is an Iron Artist and what in hell is it for?

Because somebody had to get on my computer and make a journal xD

Taken from

1. Why did you join FurAffinity?
Oh god. Uh, I'm pretty sure it was because I made a deal with my girlfriend to make one when she makes one because we were intimidated by all the porn. xD
...
And to make friends. Lots for friends.

2. What does your username have to do with you?
Devoid = lack or absense of
Dreamer = a person who dreams habitually
I'm an insomniac, so it just kinda fits.

3. What is your current avatar of?
My sona. What else?

4. How many watchers do you have, and how many do you watch?
I have 30 watchers THAT I LOVE SO MUCH FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY NO SUBMISSIONS AND WHINY JOURNALS <3
I promise I'll put up music soon. Whenever I stop being so perfectionistic and stuff.

5. Do you have more than one account?
Lolnope. Don't need a second one.

6. Name 3 of your favorite artists on FA.
Oh boy, all 3 are biased because of friendships. But if I had to pick without bias:
, , and
ijustcan'tstoplookingattheirartohgodhelpmeihaveaproblem

7. What artist do you admire because of their personality?
Oh sh--
Basically every person I'm currently friends with that does any form of art ever. I'm not narrowing it down.

8. Do you comment, fave, or both?
I totally do both. I comment more though, because I've heard people complain about fave spams. :x

9. What do you typically post on FA?
Bitchy journals and comments on other journals.

10.What's your favorite submission in your gallery?
Lol what gallery?

11. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
The stuff I imagine. so, basically anything that isn't a stick figure.

12. How many hours a day do you spend on FA?
I don't even want to know. I tend to leave the tab open and browse the fuck out of other websites.

13. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
I have no fucking clue. Why would anyone want to know that about me?

14. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
"Can you watch me back?"

15. What is the most annoying/offending comment you've received?
"Are you a fast, medium, or slow typer?"

16. What/who inspires you?
People that I listen to on my iPod. Mainly, and I hate to be an uncreative bastard on this, Joel Zimmerman (Deadmau5).
Hear me out on this, he's the artist that brought me into listening to electronic music and back in the darker times of my life, I'd listen to a library copy of "For Lack of a Better Name." I don't think I can count how many times I checked that thing out and renewed it.

17. Everyone has considered leaving FA once or twice. Have you? Why?
Kinda. Way back when I started out on this site. The only people I tried to talk to were small artists because the bigger ones only saw me as a potential commissioner. Guess what? 99% still treated me like a potential commissioner. I honestly didn't think about sticking to this site until after I started talking to someone that saw me as person.
You know who you are.

I finally got a joint icon! Holy crap it's so adorable.

Drawn by my beautiful girlfriend,  kerothestrange

Dear god. So many submissions and journals to go through.


And by "go through," I mean "skim."

Haven't updated my journal in a while.
I'm just gonna leave some trance here.
https://youtu.be/EBdU2M4kR6E

So, I missed school yesterday and that's when we found out what our chairs were in the school orchestra.

Apparently, I got 2nd chair.

So fucking surprised.

I thought I bombed the chair testing.

Sweet.

First day of Senior Year tomorrow.

So pumped.
Like, I'm going to own this school. This is my year.

Downside is that I still have to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn.
Bummer.

Yeah. I'm sure you guys know what to do.

If not, fear not. I'll give you the run-down:
You ask any question, and I have to answer truthfully. Simple.

_{Not like anyone reads my journals except for 2 people anyway}

I have a friend that's going to be giving me some plugins that I've been searching for sometime this week. Might throw together some random shit while messing with them.

So yeah.

I might be posting music soon. Probably some shitty previews but whatever.

So yeah. I missed Tuesday, sue me.
Yeah. So, you know what to do. If you don't, just ask a question and I'll answer it.
Simple.

So, I feel that I should mention this, too.
Since my dad was too much of a dickhead to not let me go to AC even though I had the money, I blew it all on a katana that I ordered as an impulse buy 3 nights ago.

...

The UPS should bring it by any day now.

I'll link pictures or possibly post them on this site when it arrives.

...

What?
I like swords.
Don't judge me.

Yeah. So I think it's all died down for the most part. I don't feel like mentioning it.

But yeah. 3 day break.

Hi again.

Yeah, so, everyone's coming back from AC and I'm going to take a break from this site.
Not like I do anything on it anyways, lawl.
Nothing against anyone, but I just don't want to read a ton of stories about a con I could have attended if my dad wouldn't have been such a moronic jackass about it.

Whatever tho

Peace out.

So, a friend gave me a NES copy of Ninja Gaiden II as a belated birthday (pleasenohappybirthdays) present yesterday.
I'm gonna pull an all nighter until I beat it.

IM PROBABLY GOING TO BE UP FOREVER BECAUSE DEAR GOD
I MEAN
I THOUGHT THE REMAKE WAS HARD
BUT HOLY TITS

This game over screen in going to be the death of me.