I will never top this
General | Posted 13 years agohttps://youtu.be/tnmDNrPxg64
there are some things in life that you just know you will never surpass
and this is one of them
there are some things in life that you just know you will never surpass
and this is one of them
Makes me swell.
General | Posted 13 years agoI've been trying to find the full song of this online for a while now...
In all seriousness, though, I fucking can't get enough of this song.
https://youtu.be/_fEeLZ-BEdk
In all seriousness, though, I fucking can't get enough of this song.
https://youtu.be/_fEeLZ-BEdk
Congratulations, dude.
General | Posted 13 years agoYour art-a-day tumblr has been running for only 7 days, and you've already slipped far enough into the questionable zone where you had to put the NSFW tag on your work...
Bravo, Jake. Bravo.
Bravo, Jake. Bravo.
I don't know what life means anymore...
General | Posted 13 years agowhat is happening
the world's slowly melting
smells bad
the statues are calling me
fuck
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6877926/
the world's slowly melting
smells bad
the statues are calling me
fuck
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6877926/
Paws
General | Posted 13 years ago000
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Paws.
000
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Paws everywhere.
000..000..000..000..000..000
(_)....(_)...(_)...(_)...(_)....(_)
hot damn
000..000..000..000..000..000
(_)....(_)...(_)...(_)...(_)....(_)
i love paws
000..000..000..000..000..000
(_)....(_)...(_)...(_)...(_)....(_)
000 this 000 is 000 my 000 fetish 000
(_).........(_).....(_)........(_)...........(_) .jpg
>*OwO*<
And tickling too.
(_)
Paws.
000
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Paws everywhere.
000..000
(_)....(_)
Motherfucking paws.
000..000
(_)....(_)000..000..000..000..000..000
(_)....(_)...(_)...(_)...(_)....(_)
hot damn
000..000..000..000..000..000
(_)....(_)...(_)...(_)...(_)....(_)
i love paws
000..000..000..000..000..000
(_)....(_)...(_)...(_)...(_)....(_)
000 this 000 is 000 my 000 fetish 000
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A haiku
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About paws ....(_)
I really like paws.
They are cuddly and hot.
I massage them now.>*OwO*<
And tickling too.
My name is "Jake",
General | Posted 13 years agoBut my desktop's name is "Slug Midwinter" because it's fleaping slow and makes me miss deadlines.
Dude, Someone.
General | Posted 13 years agoI want to do Remie's Double Meme ( http://renny08.deviantart.com/art/R.....Meme-127549078 ) with someone, but not in a conventional "let's draw our characters doing this shit" kinda way, just complete corruption of the meme like what I did with Nyu's Art Meme, but maybe with more glitch, who's with me?
My Resolution:
General | Posted 13 years agohttp://to-memories.tumblr.com/
I'm going to draw one picture/comic every day for 2013. It's going to be hard, especially to upload them, but fuck, I'm going to do this. I'm fucking doing this. I need it.
I'm going to draw one picture/comic every day for 2013. It's going to be hard, especially to upload them, but fuck, I'm going to do this. I'm fucking doing this. I need it.
tfw
General | Posted 13 years agoyou realize that you're obsessed with pictures of fursuits...
This shouldn't be on FA...
General | Posted 13 years agoThere are some people and things that really just shouldn't be on Fur Affinity...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5852568/ This is one of those things.
Really, some people are just WAY too good for this site.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5852568/ This is one of those things.
Really, some people are just WAY too good for this site.
My life:
General | Posted 13 years agoSpent the last hour checking out Megg Mogg and Owl when I should've been doing homework...
Life could be better.
Life could be better.
PHOTOMORPHS!
General | Posted 13 years agoAUGH!
Search up "@keywords photomorph" on FA in the Mature/Adult section...
DO IT! I DARE YOU!
Search up "@keywords photomorph" on FA in the Mature/Adult section...
DO IT! I DARE YOU!
Human Condition in response to Health.
General | Posted 13 years agoTalked to Tim today.
Talked about his condition.
I don't know if he's okay.
He lifted his head up and exposed the skin underneath his jaw.
It looked like a yellow sponge,
with acrid spit drooling out,
a couple needles hanging about.
I asked him if it hurt...
"Not much," he said,
"only if I start thinking about it too much,
then it itches."
Tim sighed.
The drool waggled as the recycled breath seeped through the porous skin,
and the metallic smell of death filled the chem-stained air.
Looked away from the disease and into Tim's dying eyes.
His pupils were not his,
they had gone yellow, and the iris' had gone black.
His eyes were shaped like a cat's,
but the sanguine eyebrows did not deceive,
for received was the frightened existentialist that Tim always was.
"How's your bad breath?" Tim asked.
Told him, "it's alright. Hasn't been acting up."
I didn't go to the doctor's to get it checked out last week. I did that just for you, Tim.
"Is the medication working?" Tim asked.
"Yeah," replied, "It neutralizes the smell good when someone eats onions. Can't smell a thing."
Tim coughs out a laugh, and a needle falls out.
He takes his bony fingers
and fumbles around with the pin.
The sharp edge sticks into his thumb,
and his eyes twitch.
It's stuck there for the moment,
and he uses this advantage
to pull it to his neck,
and quietly stick it in.
Some of the sponge falls away,
and lands in Tim's lap.
I feel my stomach churning.
my cell phone beeps
and i look at the text message
it's the doctor
he wants me
because i missed my bad-breath mint appointment.
"A year from now, I go back for my next check up," Tim says,
fuck
"April, they said that if I don't stabilize in a month, then they'll have to pull the plug."
stop talking about this
"I'll be alright, though."
just stop
"I just want to know if you'll be able to tell everyone?"
shit
"You know I'm weak, J-"
I get up and leave.
"J-"
Weekly check ins for bad breath.
Yearly check ins for the deterioration of the human body.
I don't remember the last time I went to therapy,
but I know that it's been about a decade, maybe more.
"I wanted to talk to you about your condition!
You never let me talk about it nowadays!
I don't think you're okay!"
(Shit, this is terrible)
Talked about his condition.
I don't know if he's okay.
He lifted his head up and exposed the skin underneath his jaw.
It looked like a yellow sponge,
with acrid spit drooling out,
a couple needles hanging about.
I asked him if it hurt...
"Not much," he said,
"only if I start thinking about it too much,
then it itches."
Tim sighed.
The drool waggled as the recycled breath seeped through the porous skin,
and the metallic smell of death filled the chem-stained air.
Looked away from the disease and into Tim's dying eyes.
His pupils were not his,
they had gone yellow, and the iris' had gone black.
His eyes were shaped like a cat's,
but the sanguine eyebrows did not deceive,
for received was the frightened existentialist that Tim always was.
"How's your bad breath?" Tim asked.
Told him, "it's alright. Hasn't been acting up."
I didn't go to the doctor's to get it checked out last week. I did that just for you, Tim.
"Is the medication working?" Tim asked.
"Yeah," replied, "It neutralizes the smell good when someone eats onions. Can't smell a thing."
Tim coughs out a laugh, and a needle falls out.
He takes his bony fingers
and fumbles around with the pin.
The sharp edge sticks into his thumb,
and his eyes twitch.
It's stuck there for the moment,
and he uses this advantage
to pull it to his neck,
and quietly stick it in.
Some of the sponge falls away,
and lands in Tim's lap.
I feel my stomach churning.
my cell phone beeps
and i look at the text message
it's the doctor
he wants me
because i missed my bad-breath mint appointment.
"A year from now, I go back for my next check up," Tim says,
fuck
"April, they said that if I don't stabilize in a month, then they'll have to pull the plug."
stop talking about this
"I'll be alright, though."
just stop
"I just want to know if you'll be able to tell everyone?"
shit
"You know I'm weak, J-"
I get up and leave.
"J-"
Weekly check ins for bad breath.
Yearly check ins for the deterioration of the human body.
I don't remember the last time I went to therapy,
but I know that it's been about a decade, maybe more.
"I wanted to talk to you about your condition!
You never let me talk about it nowadays!
I don't think you're okay!"
(Shit, this is terrible)
Art Blog
General | Posted 13 years agoJust in Case anyone's interested I made a tumblr for my art. This's been around for a bit.
http://gqo2.tumblr.com/
http://gqo2.tumblr.com/
I swear
General | Posted 13 years agoThis November 1st is going to be good! I'm going to write a story, and get that shit fucking done! Fuck yeah!
/never going to get anything done
/never going to get anything done
I have returned!
General | Posted 13 years agoBut I have failed to kill animal so am sad and not Canada but Canada for try.
#Hash #Tag
#Hash #Tag
Peace, friends.
General | Posted 13 years agoI'm going once again to kill animals like a real Canada.
#PetaInstigation #Fursecution #TheySeeMeTrollin' #TheyHatin
#PetaInstigation #Fursecution #TheySeeMeTrollin' #TheyHatin
I don't get the furry fandom.
General | Posted 13 years agoRepeat
General | Posted 13 years ago(Freewrite)
Upon velvet black feathers, the crows descend from the grey sky and steal their perch atop the top of telephone poles. White glints shine on their smooth bodies underneath the looming sky.
A bird sits up in its perch and flaps its wings. Feathers flutter above the black earth, fall down and blow back up from a warm breeze.
The bird caws.
The feather drifts coolly down onto a leather shoulder. The shoulder shrugs it off, and a warm breeze blows it away.
Distance brings travel. A car gallops down the road with one hundred, twenty five horses locked in a claustrophobe's nightmare. The little yellow thing races past into the future, and sends dust flying into the leather shoulder.
The leather shoulder shrugs, and the rest of the body gets up. It turns its head to the endless fields of wasted time and effort (a manufacturing plant) and lowers its eyebrows.
With a big breath of air, it lets out a cool gust, "Can't anybody die on the side of the road in peace anymore!?"
The factory repeats the cool gust, mocking the body and tormenting the brain.
The body looks through the crow feathers on the ground, and growls.
"What? Can't give me anything sharp enough to stab my throat with? Fucking nature!"
The body lays back on the ground.
"Gotta do this the hard way... Fuck..."
The body puts its small hands around its neck, and squeezes.
"Fuck... this... life..."
A crow flaps its wings, and a feather flutters down.
This is the repetition of a daily life, the day-to-day drama of waking up and hating yourself, only to be covered and surrounded by crow's feathers that are beautiful and perfect, but fragile so when you try to touch them they will break, be imperfect, and not sharp enough to aid in your escape from this hell.
This is the repetition of the human race as western societal norms view it.
Another crow descends from the grey sky on the wings of black velvet, stealing a perch atop the top of a telephone pole; opens its wings, and lets its feathers fall.
Upon velvet black feathers, the crows descend from the grey sky and steal their perch atop the top of telephone poles. White glints shine on their smooth bodies underneath the looming sky.
A bird sits up in its perch and flaps its wings. Feathers flutter above the black earth, fall down and blow back up from a warm breeze.
The bird caws.
The feather drifts coolly down onto a leather shoulder. The shoulder shrugs it off, and a warm breeze blows it away.
Distance brings travel. A car gallops down the road with one hundred, twenty five horses locked in a claustrophobe's nightmare. The little yellow thing races past into the future, and sends dust flying into the leather shoulder.
The leather shoulder shrugs, and the rest of the body gets up. It turns its head to the endless fields of wasted time and effort (a manufacturing plant) and lowers its eyebrows.
With a big breath of air, it lets out a cool gust, "Can't anybody die on the side of the road in peace anymore!?"
The factory repeats the cool gust, mocking the body and tormenting the brain.
The body looks through the crow feathers on the ground, and growls.
"What? Can't give me anything sharp enough to stab my throat with? Fucking nature!"
The body lays back on the ground.
"Gotta do this the hard way... Fuck..."
The body puts its small hands around its neck, and squeezes.
"Fuck... this... life..."
A crow flaps its wings, and a feather flutters down.
This is the repetition of a daily life, the day-to-day drama of waking up and hating yourself, only to be covered and surrounded by crow's feathers that are beautiful and perfect, but fragile so when you try to touch them they will break, be imperfect, and not sharp enough to aid in your escape from this hell.
This is the repetition of the human race as western societal norms view it.
Another crow descends from the grey sky on the wings of black velvet, stealing a perch atop the top of a telephone pole; opens its wings, and lets its feathers fall.
No Subject
General | Posted 13 years agoThe death of Task, take one:
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"I don't want it anymore..."
A drop of rain escaped inside, shattered as it passed through the window. The cool mist landed and beaded in tiny droplets on the back of Task's neck.
Thunder rolled in the distance like sweet diminuendos played on a double bass. Annie looked up and rubbed her neck, and Task considered doing the same. Wind blew through the window which made the cold mist colder, and he considered closing the window. Task weighed the options, and just decided to rub his neck.
Annie got up, and pushed her chair back against the wall. She walked around the room, and picked up her things, and threw her corny native "inspired" bag over her shoulder.
"Well good luck with that." She nodded, and her straight blonde hair dodged in front of and behind her face.
Annie walked away and pulled her hair back behind her little round ear. When she opened the metal door, its creaks echoed through the little empty room, and it slammed close behind her.
I'll finish this later.
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"I don't want it anymore..."
A drop of rain escaped inside, shattered as it passed through the window. The cool mist landed and beaded in tiny droplets on the back of Task's neck.
Thunder rolled in the distance like sweet diminuendos played on a double bass. Annie looked up and rubbed her neck, and Task considered doing the same. Wind blew through the window which made the cold mist colder, and he considered closing the window. Task weighed the options, and just decided to rub his neck.
Annie got up, and pushed her chair back against the wall. She walked around the room, and picked up her things, and threw her corny native "inspired" bag over her shoulder.
"Well good luck with that." She nodded, and her straight blonde hair dodged in front of and behind her face.
Annie walked away and pulled her hair back behind her little round ear. When she opened the metal door, its creaks echoed through the little empty room, and it slammed close behind her.
I'll finish this later.
RANDOM WORD FIC
General | Posted 13 years agoSo here's what I'm going to do:
I'm going to search A RANDOM WORD on deviantURT, and I'm going to write an erotic (possibly) flashfic based off of that picture!
Ready?
GO!
I'm going to search A RANDOM WORD on deviantURT, and I'm going to write an erotic (possibly) flashfic based off of that picture!
Ready?
GO!
You know who REALLY gets around?
General | Posted 13 years agoTHE MEME OF MUSIC.
General | Posted 13 years agoI did a shitload of these back in the day, so why not?
RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
1. How are you feeling today?
Blindfold the leaves - Settlefish (I actually haven't listened to this song, so, I can't say. But it's a good song and the kind that I want to listen to, so okay!)
2. Will you get far in life?
Untitled 5 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (Sounds probable... I think...)
3. How do your friends see you?
My Journey to the Weed Den - Merchant Ships (They either think I'm a stoner, or someone who thinks a lot about life.)
4. Will you get married?
Danske - -:JFTH:- (Um... ... ... Someone please listen to this song in my gallery, and try to figure out if this is positive or negative, please... Please.)
5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Untitled 7 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (That is so smooth... I'm jealous, whoever my best friend is!)
6. What is the story of your life?
Syria's Lament - -:JFTH:- (Yes.)
7. What was high school like?
Monsters - William Bonney (Highschool wasn't actually too bad for me... Much better than grade school. Probably because I don't have a girlfriend from the highschools I went to.)
8. How can you get ahead in life?
Receiver - Lumber Lung (Path A: become a telemarketer. Path B: Be a strong independent (punk) woman and don't take no shit from any man! Also, don't get raped.)
9. What is the best thing about your friends?
You've Gone Away Enough - Comadre (... I must have terrible friends...)
10. What is in store for this weekend?
Replication is the Highest Form - Burns Out Bright (Being a part of a revolution that's selling exploitation? Or the opposite?)
11. To describe your grandparents?
Treebark, Cricket and Stone; Attornies at Law - Men As Trees (... wat?)
12. How is your life going?
Fürchtet Unsere Sanftmut - Dying In Motion (Um... Yes?)
13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Come materia infinitia - Raein (That would be pretty nice, actually...)
14. How does the world see you?
It Doesn't take That Many Pills to Sleep Forever - Cross My Heart (I swear, people definitely think that I'm some crazy murder-suicidist.)
15. Will you have a happy life?
Head in the Sand - Pop Unknown (Maybe? Or maybe I have to make someone else happy to make myself happy?)
16. What do your friends really think of you?
Best to Keep Moving - Lumber Lung ("If we do nothing, we start falling apart, so when my body starts falling apart, I'll start screaming.")
17. Do people secretly lust after you?
All of Our Weed - Marrow (... wat?)
18. How can I make myself happy?
Inglend, part 3 - Last lungs
19. What should you do with your life?
Untitled 4 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (... Okey...)
20. Will you ever have children?
The Barnacle Beach - Settlefish (I dunno, but if I do, we'll have awesome adventures and games and shit, like "hopscotch around the yard")
21. What song would you strip to?
B-Rock - Pretty Lights (Knowing Pretty Lights and me...)
22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
See You on the Other Side - Athletics (OH GOD, THAT'S GENUINE!)
23. What does your mom think of you?
Stuck in the God Damn Limbo - Salvage My Dream (... seems very right...)
24. What is your deep dark secret?
So Cold - Core3 (venom2034) (... ... ... ugh, why is it getting so personal now...)
25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Reborn in the Storm - End of April (Seems very fitting, seeing as how I can't stand a good 99% of metalcore.)
26. What's your personality like?
Textbook - Merlin the Friend (FUCK YES OH GOD SWEET JESUS THANK YOU I LOVE YOU MERLIN THE FRIEND IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST EVER OH GOD YES YES YES YES!!! "This textbook, TURN THE PAGE! If it's plastic, KILL YOUR SAGE!")
27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Coffee, Hot Showers, and Hangovers - Merchant Ships (... I was thinking quite different, to be honest...)
28. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
Untitled 5 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (... Yes?)
29. What are your aspirations???
You Give Me Heartattacks - Sounds Like Violence (... wat?)
30. What goes through your head when you wake up?
Hubble - -:JFTH:- (A track I haven't uploaded for whatever reason, but either way, it's pretty spacey and weird, and I guess that's pretty accurate.)
RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
1. How are you feeling today?
Blindfold the leaves - Settlefish (I actually haven't listened to this song, so, I can't say. But it's a good song and the kind that I want to listen to, so okay!)
2. Will you get far in life?
Untitled 5 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (Sounds probable... I think...)
3. How do your friends see you?
My Journey to the Weed Den - Merchant Ships (They either think I'm a stoner, or someone who thinks a lot about life.)
4. Will you get married?
Danske - -:JFTH:- (Um... ... ... Someone please listen to this song in my gallery, and try to figure out if this is positive or negative, please... Please.)
5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Untitled 7 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (That is so smooth... I'm jealous, whoever my best friend is!)
6. What is the story of your life?
Syria's Lament - -:JFTH:- (Yes.)
7. What was high school like?
Monsters - William Bonney (Highschool wasn't actually too bad for me... Much better than grade school. Probably because I don't have a girlfriend from the highschools I went to.)
8. How can you get ahead in life?
Receiver - Lumber Lung (Path A: become a telemarketer. Path B: Be a strong independent (punk) woman and don't take no shit from any man! Also, don't get raped.)
9. What is the best thing about your friends?
You've Gone Away Enough - Comadre (... I must have terrible friends...)
10. What is in store for this weekend?
Replication is the Highest Form - Burns Out Bright (Being a part of a revolution that's selling exploitation? Or the opposite?)
11. To describe your grandparents?
Treebark, Cricket and Stone; Attornies at Law - Men As Trees (... wat?)
12. How is your life going?
Fürchtet Unsere Sanftmut - Dying In Motion (Um... Yes?)
13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Come materia infinitia - Raein (That would be pretty nice, actually...)
14. How does the world see you?
It Doesn't take That Many Pills to Sleep Forever - Cross My Heart (I swear, people definitely think that I'm some crazy murder-suicidist.)
15. Will you have a happy life?
Head in the Sand - Pop Unknown (Maybe? Or maybe I have to make someone else happy to make myself happy?)
16. What do your friends really think of you?
Best to Keep Moving - Lumber Lung ("If we do nothing, we start falling apart, so when my body starts falling apart, I'll start screaming.")
17. Do people secretly lust after you?
All of Our Weed - Marrow (... wat?)
18. How can I make myself happy?
Inglend, part 3 - Last lungs
19. What should you do with your life?
Untitled 4 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (... Okey...)
20. Will you ever have children?
The Barnacle Beach - Settlefish (I dunno, but if I do, we'll have awesome adventures and games and shit, like "hopscotch around the yard")
21. What song would you strip to?
B-Rock - Pretty Lights (Knowing Pretty Lights and me...)
22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
See You on the Other Side - Athletics (OH GOD, THAT'S GENUINE!)
23. What does your mom think of you?
Stuck in the God Damn Limbo - Salvage My Dream (... seems very right...)
24. What is your deep dark secret?
So Cold - Core3 (venom2034) (... ... ... ugh, why is it getting so personal now...)
25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Reborn in the Storm - End of April (Seems very fitting, seeing as how I can't stand a good 99% of metalcore.)
26. What's your personality like?
Textbook - Merlin the Friend (FUCK YES OH GOD SWEET JESUS THANK YOU I LOVE YOU MERLIN THE FRIEND IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST EVER OH GOD YES YES YES YES!!! "This textbook, TURN THE PAGE! If it's plastic, KILL YOUR SAGE!")
27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Coffee, Hot Showers, and Hangovers - Merchant Ships (... I was thinking quite different, to be honest...)
28. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
Untitled 5 - Flowers in Gun Barrels (... Yes?)
29. What are your aspirations???
You Give Me Heartattacks - Sounds Like Violence (... wat?)
30. What goes through your head when you wake up?
Hubble - -:JFTH:- (A track I haven't uploaded for whatever reason, but either way, it's pretty spacey and weird, and I guess that's pretty accurate.)
---Q--- in 3D!
General | Posted 13 years agoIN WHICH WAYS WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK ME?
General | Posted 13 years agoINGLE OR NOT put this as your journal & see what you get
♥ = I want a relationship with you
C: = I'm falling for you
:3 = I miss you
;] = i really like you
:* = I want to kiss you
:< = I hate you
: X = I like you
O: = I like you but I'm in a relationship
:] = You're cute
</3 = I regret leaving you
:b = We should get to know each other
;^) = We should hang out
<3 = I love you.. \o/
<:^ = i want to know you
@FT@=*stalk*
eue= You're hot
<:3 = You're a great friend
^_^ = We're friends
^.^ = We're best friends
>;3 = I want you on top
>:3 = I want on top
♥ = I want a relationship with you
C: = I'm falling for you
:3 = I miss you
;] = i really like you
:* = I want to kiss you
:< = I hate you
: X = I like you
O: = I like you but I'm in a relationship
:] = You're cute
</3 = I regret leaving you
:b = We should get to know each other
;^) = We should hang out
<3 = I love you.. \o/
<:^ = i want to know you
@FT@=*stalk*
eue= You're hot
<:3 = You're a great friend
^_^ = We're friends
^.^ = We're best friends
>;3 = I want you on top
>:3 = I want on top
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