https://youtu.be/l6ntAJnoxdg

I'm working on an album; trying to make something that I can replicate live.

I just came on to tell you people that I 'm as fucking tires ad yfur!

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I hate that feeling when you feel like you can accomplish something, so you stay up late trying to do it, but in the end you only delete everything you did because you hate it...

And then you vent about it to people on the internet for attention.

And then old people come on and say "Back in my day, the only people we could complain to was the foxes out back. And I don't mean the animals, if you know what I'm sayin'!"

So I got good news and bad news.

Bad news is: I lost my cheap stand-up mic.

Good news is: I got a used IBM thinkpad.

Um... I just came back from 3 weeks of staying at my girlfriend's house in northern Michigan. I'm really tired, and I don't have much to say, so here's the reason for the title.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8723748/

>>>I just looked up what that plant is, and yes, it's goldenrod. A big clique of them stands at the back of the weedbed. They huddle together and move with the chilly lake wind, trying to stay protected while pressed up against the wall of a wooded area. The wind blows over the flat earth, and the square lineage of this world is slanted into sharp diagonals and wandering horizontals. Pretty soon, it will all tople over, right?
>>>Probably. The world's not stable enough; not through my eyes anyway. When you don't know something, you don't know stability. And I don't know something in this world. No. Not something. Some thing.... I don't know.
>>>There's this plant. It's like the goldenrod, it huddles in cliques of thousands, maybe millions. Maybe. Everywhere I go, it grows. It's in every park, every untended house, and on every lawn not severely kept. It's one of the most expansive weeds I know of; OF; KNOW OF. But not know.
>>>[Reduction. Reduction. Reduce it. The way to learn something is not to reduce the subject, but to reduce yourself. I will elaborate on this in my next session with you, Mr. Peters...]
>>>To be honest, I don't even know how it starts. Until it comes time for replanting, I never see the weed without its flowers fully bloomed. It almost looks like a bouquet of miniature daisys. Maybe... Maybe the weed just wants to be a flower...
>>>Of course, the greater good would believe that the weed is evil, and just trying to trick us into thinking that it's benevolent by imitating the fragile flower. This is an equally valid point to mine, and only you can decide. (fuck, i did it again)
>>>But the weed seems to be born like that. It seems to come out of the ground, young, happy, sprouting into the new air with its flowers ready to put smiles on the faces of passerbys.
>>>But... it's just a weed...
>>>The time when the plant needs to die and repopulate itself is the saddest display in any weed's life. It curls its flowers back into itself, looking upon them with lonely eyes, hiding them from the upturned noses and weed eaters. From there, a transformation happens. The flowers turn sour and brown. They wither into dead seeds for the next generation.
>>>The time comes, and the weed dies.
>>>I just... I don't understand it! What is this weed that holds bouquets of daisys to a world that doesn't care? I've never heard of allergies caused by such a frail weed, much unlike the bastard with blonde hair, goldenrod. I just don't get it...
>>>A thistle plant rests among the unknown weeds, its premature purple flower poking out amonst the wilting bouquets of daisys. Thistles are easy, they are known. This weed isn't.
>>>The wind flattens the weedbed, and the goldenrod spew their crappy allergenic shit everywhere.

>>>Knowledge

Some day, one of two things is going to happen:

1. The staff is going to see the Noise that people upload on here, and finally allow "aggressively loud" and "high pitched" music on FA, on the condition that such things be tagged and labelled as to not be a surprise to the other users. Then, finally, that Noise Furs group will be back up and running!

But that's not very likely...

2. Some furry complains to the staff about a harsh song they heard, and how all of that user's audio submissions is harsh noise, and how most of their favourites are harsh noise as well. They'll rally up a bunch of their super supportive friends, and get them all to start trouble tickets against this. Then, the staff will go on a temp-ban spree for everyone who uploaded harsh noise, and totally wipe their galleries clean. A bunch of other shit'll happen, and then everybody'd be perma-banned.

And then we all fucked.

The end.

I had a dream this morning, and my sister was a furry artist of sorts (a lot better than I am), and she was showing me this picture she made of two furries making out. It looked great. :c

Also, she had these cut-out-esque words floating above the girl, saying, "It feels like there's a Dolphin inside me!"

I swear, my dreams are messed...



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Damn This Aligned sun

You know beginner's luck? Well that's pretty much my life. I can do something absolutely AWESOME the first time, but after that, I have to WORK at it like a motherfucker to get back to that point where my first one was.

I just made a song using audacity and my casio. Hand made with original drums. Now, if I try that again, it'll suck MAJOR ass.

As for the title, http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8341292/

I want to favourite this because it brings me so many laughs.

Audacity has the audacity to corrupt everything I now export. So, pretty much, I can't record shit anymore.

Sucker pricks.

My culminating assignment for Writer's Craft is due Monday, and because I'm doing a rather experimental novella, I'd like a bit of constructive criticism.

Really... I don't need hanky panky "Oh, this is swell, I really liked Onsey, he's a great character!" bullshit. I need a freakin' carnivorous motherfucker to do this shit, because I want this novella to be god-damn awesome!

We get a collective of writers to anonymously write a shocking, arty MLP fanfic. Ongoing, never stopping, chapter after chapter, word after word. I'll make a group, and publish it on dA. Then we set up ghost accounts on MLP forums and websites to advertise the fanfic, and blow it up to be this extremely well known fanfic that nobody hasn't read.

Then, when the hype has finally reached its peak (we will know this because Equestria Daily will have posted a link to it), the program gets terminated, and every name is erased from the fics. And they'll just be empty shells, devoid of life, but with great words. I'll take down the group icon, and post a journal that will read:

"Concerning your well-being:

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you were never shells, but you are now."


And the grass will grow brown on my front lawn, and my body will be found smiling in a hospital bed.




On a semi-related note:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8171488/

https://youtu.be/oMnVwCKNbhs

(Pretty much what I do live.)

{ Cheapio CTK-(Random numbers) | Realistic DX-100 Shortwave | Studebaker Hard Rock Radio | TASCAM mixer | Crappy amp | Lamp | Shittonnes of cords }

I'm playing a little fest in someone's front lawn, and this is pretty much how my live set's gonna go.

"Kim sees dreams as a vital link to our biologic and spiritual destiny in space. Deprived of this air line we die. The way to kill a man or a nation is to cut off his dreams, the way the whites are taking care of the Indians: killing their dreams, their magic, their familiar spirits."

Fuck, I love Burroughs!

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I'm going to start a band, and it's going to be called "Hex Intercepts".

It's going to be Witch House fused with Math Rock.

We will be ultimate /mu/core.

I just need some time, members, and a $50,000.00 sponsorship.

I had a lot of fun doing that little comic panel last night. ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7797514/ ) I was wondering if anyone'd like to request something of me in that form?

Just tell me what character(s) you want, what setting, and what you want them to be saying (if anything) and doing.

Only four slots because of my Wibbly Wobbly schedule. Only one request per person, please, I want to make it fair.

Nudity's okay, pinup's okay, but the two together is a no. No smut either, I ain't no smut artist.

Any species is okay, and pretty much any setting is okay.

No ponies! Fucking no ponies! I don't have anything against them or people who draw them. I just don't want to be a brony/brony artist any-fucking-more... And while I'm at it, no commercial characters like Inu Yasha or Catdog... I prefer your own characters.

Swearing is perfectly fine, and there is no restrictions on the level of swearing that a character may exhibit.

Any blanks will be filled in by myself.

I did a musique concrete piece for a film festival a while back. I've been wanting to show it to you folks, but I'm a lazy slackinator.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bog8AaX6Jrc

For some idiotic reason, Google Chrome won't recognize FA's images as safe https links.

Anyone know how to fix this?

I spent a lot of time working on this bitchin' song with ballin' lyrics. (This is noise, mind you, so it wasn't all that hardcore) I get it converted to MP3, and for the first time in a long ass time, I don't listen to it before I close Audacity.

I upload it to FA, thinking it's all good, then it turns out that it's reduced to just a random bunch of clicks... Joy.

I have two new pieces of equipment to fool around with. I have an old hand-me-down Yamaha PSR-275 keyboard. And, of course, I have the beloved Korg Monotron! Boy, can that baby scream! Thank you to my girlfriend's mother for those two sweet gifts!

Next line of action: Get money. Buy more stuff.

I just made a contact mic last night. Today, I hooked it up in a CD rack, and stuffed a blocked off toilet paper roll into it, and made a mic with a natural ring.

I don't have too much time on my hands... I just can't manage my time efficiently...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsDXrVIISJA

It's so happy, that it features cats and a little kid helping me sing it. :U

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