Don't forget people, set your clocks tonight.

Spring forward, fall back. ;- )

So as you may know, in my Pokemon universe, Giratina and Yveltal for a Yin and Yang of perfection. While I own every Giratina card in print (except the Dragons Exalted full art Pre-Release card), my Yveltal collection is lacking. I have pulled a full art Xerneas Ex and a Mega Venusar Ex, but no YveltalEx... online, it and Xerneas go for $25-30. If I'm gonna spend that much, its going to Ed for drawing Yveltal and Giratina/myself (maybe a trio?) getting naughty. So, if anyone is looking to trade, hit me up and ask away, I may have something you want.

So there's a new trend that seems to be running its course over on Deviantart, and it's kind of saddening me.

So basically, the general formula is "Take 10-15 anime girls that people would fap to, stick them into a Survivor style situation, and turn them all lesbian." A'yup, you heard me right... I originally started reading these things because I was kind of curious as to how they would all turn out, but they all follow the same structure.


1) Girls doing random lesbian things with one another. Even if the girl is in a very famous movie or cartoon series where she ends up with Prince Charming or she never does anything romantic in the first place, she will be doing something lesbian. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with lesbians, but I highly doubt that 99.999999% of every fictional female character wants to munch tacos or smush another girl's head between her tits.

2) Host announces who will be fighting.

3) Epic battle takes place between the two girls fighting.
a. Girl A throws a punch
b. Girl B kicks
c. Girl A rips Girl B's clothes off
d. Girl B loses all faith, gets worked over lesbian style, and becomes dinner.

4) Girls doing random lesbian things again, often on top of the dying girl's stomach bulge.


Super breathtaking, right? To make things even more exciting, the cast is often close to identical.

a) Maybe a third of the girls get a fairly decent amount of lines and end up lesboing it all over the place.

b) 2 girls are shittastic evil, and start plotting every single episode ( Evil A: *drums fingers* Yes, we must destroy nasty lesbian A. Evil B: Indeed, I agree. *drums fingers* Let's do it! Evil A: Yes, we will show those lesbians how disgusting they are! *goes off with Evil B to do lesbian things*)

c) The rest of the girls get maybe one or two lines an episode. Yeah, I have NO IDEA who will be eliminated. Surely it will be the girl that the author has named his account after who gets half a page of dialogue every episode and scissors like a champ, and not the one line "I'll get you!" wonder.

d) Sometimes, there's one girl that gets forgotten completely and shows up after four episodes of being absent, claiming she was taking a nap and is promptly eaten.

e) The author himself, who is the host and the only penis within a 500 mile radius.


Occasionally, one of the girls will be from the Pokemon universe. When they are picked to do battle, their Pokemon battles shake the very foundation of existence!

Girl A: Go, semi-popular Pokemon!
Girl B: Go different typed semi-popular Pokemon!
Girl A: Semi-popular Pokemon! Use one move!
Girl A's Pokemon: Rawr! *uses one move, knocks out and eats opponent*
Girl B: Oh no, I'm in trouble! Go similarly typed Pokemon!
Girl B's new Pokemon: Rawr! *uses one move, knocks out Girl A's Pokemon and eats it*
Girl A: Wow, you're a skilled trainer!

Rinse and repeat, often with the winning girl pulling out a legendary or something.


So yeah, I just an completely intimidated by the skill level of these things. To top it off, they get these wonderful comments "OH MY GOD! YOU MADE MY DAY YOU ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I NEVER EXPECTED <name> TO GET ELIMINATED!! OMG!!!!"

I just get this mental image in my head of these people and I start to wonder... Is cheap low quality smut the way to go?

For reference of said mental image: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbY5ZMQXN0M

I just want to say, if I could crawl up under a rock and vanish, I would do so.

The first accident occured on the way to our other store for orientation. I was driving 15 mph, good distance between me and the other cars. There was a red truck in front of me that slammed on the brakes because they missed their turn. I stopped and fishtailed a bit, the car behind me fishtailed and hit me. Put a nasty dent in her passenger side rear door, shattered the driver side rear headlight on mine. When I posted that journal, I'd already filled out all the information from the police and was waiting for them to give me the go ahead to go.

After that, I went to the store I was heading to in the first place, sat down and gathered myself while drinking some hot chocolate and then decided to head home.

Heading home, I was going even slower, good distance between me and all the cars. There was a gold car in front of me that went to turn into their apartment complex and slid past the turn. I braked gently and almost slide off the road. A little further down the road, they decided to use a gas station to turn around and I stopped. Slid a bit, fishtailed a little, but I was fine... until the car behind me hit me.

I'm just glad to be home but I am so frustrated and so shaken right now that it's all just kind of crazy and blurry for me. Lucca, hun, I'm so sorry I screamed at you after the second accident. I was trying so hard to hold everything together and it all just kind of broke when you called and asked me how I was doing. It was just nice to have someone who I could be honest with and everything just kind of broke. I'm sorry, I love you so much.

*curls up in his bed* I'll be around later tonight for anyone who wants to talk...

What is this? I've been hearing a lot about it but I just haven't seen anything...

I know that since Deri started his vore tournament, others have been popping up like third world produced Rolex watches at a flea market, but there is something I wanna see.

I wanna see a tournament of ponies. Doesn't have to end in vore or bondage (not that I'd mind), but I've seen some smexy pony OCs and I'd love to see 'em battle it out. And no, I don't mean "Here's my sona as a pony!" (Not that there is anything wrong with that!), but new unique pony OCs.

Eh, just a pipe dream, but I've been fantasizing about Jivi kicking ass and taking manes.

There's all these YCHs to be eaten or fucked by Smaug... I don't want to be the subby one.

I want to bend that big scaley piece over a table and fuck him senseless.
I want to gulp him down head first and feel him squirm in my gut as he realizes he's experiencing his last moments.
I want to feel that giant bulge grow smaller and smaller as I add him to my body.

I mean, he's evil. He dies in the book and the film, why can't I put him to better use? XP

Is there a place out there for safe predators?

I will admit, sometimes I wonder if vore is the thing for me. I love it, but I see all these predators strutting around arrogant and cocky, devouring everything in sight... I see them claim that everything that moves is their prey.

A lot of things make me uncomfortable. That's one of them. Losing control of my characters is another. Having someone take what makes me special and makes me unique is another. Someone disrespecting me as they attempt or are the predator is a biggie too.

I'm a safe predator. I don't know, some may call me a pussy, but I'm pretty flexible. If you want to be unwilling, I'm cool with that. If you want to be willing, I'm cool with that. If you want to be hardvored kicking and screaming, heck, I'll do it. I've tried most every type of vore imaginable at the request of people I care for. I want to strong, fierce, and dominant! But at the same time, I want people to feel safe around me, like they know their experience won't upset or frustrate them...

There's groups for everything on FA. "OMG! I'm a Vorefur!" group. "Christian group!" "Hey, I'm on FA but I'm not a furry group!" Is there one for 'safe predators'?

So my birthday is tomorrow. Yay. There's that.

I recently bought Bravely Default and am looking for people to chill with. Here is my friend code again:

0516-7715-1053

Ok, I've kind of been lying and covering something up for a bit. For the most part, just kind of pretending everything is normal and bottling things up because I didn't really want to involve anyone else. But after the talk mom and I had this morning, I kind of feel like I should come clean. And yeah, it's really hard to say. I literally haven't told anyone, not even Lucca (Sorry hun. >.<)

Pretty much, mom's been having some issues lately. She has practically had no energy, is barely able to stay active for long periods of time, all that good stuff. The doctor says her blood iron content is really low and just keeps dropping. They're not sure what it is. It could be any number of diseases or cancer or something completely different.

So, with the snow coming in heavy, they had to cancel one of her tests tomorrow. My stepdad just took her to the emergency room. It's not... you know... she's dying. But she's getting a blood transfusion because they're worried she'll have heart failure and be trapped in the house due to the weather. So at the moment, I'm kind of in a position where I don't know if she'll come home tonight... or tomorrow... or the day after....

I can't really act normal anymore. So, you know... just a fair warning... Sorry.

Less than a week to go now...


(Dragon's hatchday coming up, Feb 17)

How do people on FA make friends and family lists? I was going over an idea in my head for having me and a few friends as a five man WoW dungeon party and I ended up going "I can't leave out him. Or her. Or him." Next thing I know, my 5 man party is a 25 man raid. @_@ This is why I don't really have a friend lost in my profile. XD

But curious now... where would you . fit into my raid?

I have Shade tanking, Laina DPS, Venetia DPs, Sil healing, Ed DPS, Dace healing or tanking, Garron DPSing....


Tank - Protector, draws attention, takes beating
Healer- heals
DPS- delivers a beating

So yesterday, I saw a pic on the front page of Cynder and a dead dragon. Used to Cynder being the dead one, I had to check it out. Apparently, some person got upset that this dude kept posting their dragon oc in a relationship with Cynder and depicting Spyro as weak and stupid. So, to combat this gross misue of Activision's character, they took the person's oc without his consent, ripped his cock off, and brutally murdered him while Cynder gave a speech about not appreciating this dude 'abusing' her. Sooooo... the solution to someone expressing their love for a character by pairing their oc with her is to post hate art that is explicitely against FA's Terms of Service while ranting about using someone's character without their approval. This amuses me, so I point this fact out.

But wait, it gets better!

The next comment is someone saying this is against FA's terms of service, it says so here here and here. Good post, not hateful and supported by proof. That person is responded to by a person calling reporting an opinion stupid, followed by a defamatory rant about the character being murdered. This person later comments on the stupidity of people getting offended and how they like to step in and stop arguments. Riiiiiiiight.

The next comment is a person calling out me and everyone else who pointed out the hypocrisy of this picture as angry five year olds who don't know how to not look. You mean... like the person that made this picture? They then proceed to hold up Freedom of Speech andtalk about how Freedom of Speech gives you the right to say whatever you want. I LOVE people that hide behind FREEDOM OF SPEECH without knowing what it truly means. sorry, its not a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card that gives you a right to be an asshole.

God, I am laughing so hard....

Edit: Ah, wonderful. The person in question has decided to go on a delete and block spree of everyone who pointed out that her victim had done nothing wrong while she herself was violating a lot of policies.

Edit 2: I find it just amazing that people who know that they are in the wrong have to paint others as villains when they lose and act snooty. Such a shame, that's like cutting a fart and leaving the room.

Ok, generally, I'm a fairly tolerant person. Certain issues relating to work, taxes, and parents are making that tolerance shrink considerably.

AKA, my tolerance for stupidity is gone. If you're going to be stupid or retarded or have your head inserted so far up your ass that you're licking the back of your teeth, please, get off my planet.

Let me be blunt.

Any time you ask people to pick between two choices with no reason for them to pick other than "This is option A, this is option B, pick the one you like more", you are running a popularity contest. There is no name for it other than this.

Fine, you want to do something stupid, cool, I don't need to get involved.

The time I get involved is when you start talking shit about other people attempting to do similar but putting MORE EFFORT INTO IT THAN YOU ARE, and claiming you are superior to them. At that point, I get pissed. If you're talking down about friends of mine, I don't just get pissed, I get "Lock and load, bitches!"

If your solution to this is to make people choose A or B without them knowing what A or B is, and then, after knowing whether A or B is more popular, deciding which stack of votes correlates to which option, you are creating a massive opportunity for yourself to remove all fairness.

That's all. Sorry if I offended anyone. Wait, no I'm not.

Next weeks episode will star Pinkie Pie... and Weird Al.

I made a Weasyl account. DiamondDragon


Make no mistake, I have no intent of ditching FA. I'm just stalking Natsuki. >.>;

So last night, I went to bed around 12:15. I was exhausted and already frustrated. No sooner had I laid down than there was a really loud boom outside my bedroom. I looked out the window, didn't see anything, and laid back down. About two minutes later, sirens everywhere, and a ton of red lights outside my window. Now, I've told Sil how much I envy her ability to fall asleep in the middle of a voice chat with me. Any noise and I can't sleep. So you can imagine my grumpiness

Mom and my stepdad knew nothing, they slept through the hole thing. But mom, when she went on lunch, emailed me an article about a severe car accident. I read the article, looked at the picture.... my dang bedroom window is visible in the upper right corner just above the smashed car!

Man, I feel like a douche for not checking it out now.

I have a new addiction. They are long and fuzzy and sexy and start with a Z and is not allowed to comment because that would be cheating.

Venting isn't going to solve anything. I should know better than that by now.

I have a huge pet peeve. It happens at work. It happened in school. It happens on WoW. It happens on FA.

Everyone has a name. 90% of the time, that name is provided for you. Especially on FA, WoW, and Skype. You know how lazy and rude it is to call someone "that guy" or "hey tank" or "Paladin, do this". Fuck, you'd hate it if I walked up to you and went "Yo, person, do this". "Hey, human, yeah , you. The one with the name tag on."

People have names, show some respect. -_- It is just demeaning.


Also equally irritating, people who only want to RP and then neglect me and forget who I am because I don't RP.

Seriously, it's almost midnight and I'm tired as hell. See everyone in the morning.

This has bugged the hell out of me for a few months.

Would I be treated or viewed differently if I had kept any of my female characters secret and created a second account pretending to be an RL female who loved vore, furries, and porn?

Yay! Someone who harassed a super awesome web comic artist that I admire is attempting to harass me! I'm so flattered!!!! ^/////^ I can't believe he took time from his raging and hating to come visit me! *squees*


I think what he's really trying to tell you is to go to www.pholph.com and check out Jack, one of the best web comics I've ever read!

Thanks again, Lou500!

Who looks at a screwdriver and goes "Oooh, this could be a little more sonic"?

If anyone else plays Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, drop me a line.