Two weeks from today I'll be leaving with my mate on vacation ! *squeaks*

Of course, it will also be the day after a huge inspection at work, so there's also that. XP

First off, I want to apologize for the massive upload of dragon dick, unless you're like me and enjoy that kind of thing. XD

Second, I have not forgotten about my story! Whew, this is the first full day off I have had since I posted the last chapter almost TWO WEEKS AGO. I am sincerely sorry for the delay but I have been EXHAUSTED. I was actually discussing the new chapter with before lunch and she pointed out that my choices weren't the best, so I'm rethinking that. I want to come up with some better choices to carry the plot forward, while still making sense and not making anyone out to be a ravenous monster. I could just do a vore-snuff interactive and yes, that could be very fun, but I'm not 100% sure I would enjoy that, nor do I think I could keep the audience. So just a little more patience, I'll try to have things unraveled in my head by tonight or tomorrow morning.

Third, posting pictures is a little difficult for me. When it involves someone else's character as prey, it is about 95% easier. I'm not going to lie, the Shyvana/Naravir pic? Easy as pie to post. The three way pic? I've been thinking on posting that one for a few weeks. In the end, I do want the artist to get their appreciation, and none of my characters are on their way to becoming a steaming pile behind the rosebush, so I said why the hell not... I'm just overprotecitve to the extreme. Even with adoptables like my draggies, as soon as I get them, my mind starts composing elaborate back stories for them, relationships, all sorts of mental images (99.99999999% of which are XXX, no I'm not a pervert), and the such where yes, I do apologize, but I am literally paranoid about posting a lot of things. Hopefully I can get over this more in the future.

As such, if you have any interest in 'meeting' any of my dragons, feel free to shoot me a note and we can discuss a split commission, thoughts, whatnot. Especially Liladen. His stomach seems bottomless...

So the past... Week has been stressful. Pretty much any free time I have outside of long as heck shifts has been taken up by... Work! Ungrateful raids to the point where i don't enjoy playing the game anymore. Non-scheduled work stuff! Yay! I've been moody, I've been cranky, I've been unproductive as hell. I even snapped on my mate when I told him my performance review went great and the only answer I got was "Okay". So yeah, rough week

Tonight?

So today was BUSY. I was slammed, we did great, proud of everyone around me. Latter half was stressful as usual because I guess people are no longer required to know what 2 + 2 adds up to or the fact that water is wet. But then my relief didn't show up.... So what I'm looking at right now is 11a-4a. And then being back at 11a-8p tomorrow... Good lord, someone help me or I will commit a murder...


Bonus Round: so these high school punks came in today. One of them stole from me, I caught him and he got an attitude. When he left, he tried to do it again and I caught him again. He tries to stare me down and says "What you gonna do, cracker? You gonna fucking hit me?" His face turned white as a sheet when I told him "No, just wanted the police officer behind you to hear you say that".

Ok look, I'm a sensible dragon. I tend to take most small tiny things well. You put mustard on my sandwich, no big deal, I'll eat it anyway. You leave out a tiny dollar item, no biggy, I may mention it to you in a calm manner. What I don't understand is people who want to cuss and scream, blow the gasket, and make a jackass out of themselves over something that equates to less than $3. I won't go into details, but this just happened.

Now, not everyone is me, but if you jump up and down hollaring like an enraged gorilla, I'll fix your problem, apologize, and that's it. If you choose to keep being a jackass and roll your eyes like a cunt, fuck you. On the other hand, if you approach me like a calm sensible person, I'll fix it, apologize, and chances are high I'll sweeten the deal for you, even if it wasn't my fault.

Remember this, people.

So about a week ago, I got my hands on a design I've been wanting forever. Only problem, I have to change his name and backstory. Half of that is easy for me, half I need help with. Galewyn gave me a great idea for a name but I'm only about 60% on it. Dude is a master at cool and amazing names but I suck at spelling them. So I'm looking for suggestions.

So I'm gonna list some facts and I'd like suggestions. You never know, if I pick your name, you might get to be his first meal.

Facts:
Was previously named Klaus, would like to stick with a K name but not required
Young adult in dragon years (think 19-20 in human terms)
Apprentice to Edmand, a rather kind hearted vampire dragon posing as an exorcist and paranormal expert
Kind of goofy and clumsy, but skilled when he needs to be
Bisexual and very flirty, thinks highly of himself but still sporting his V-Card
50/50 pred and dom, not willing prey or sub



You know, I worry he is an anime hero.... XD

My buddy is doing another YCH. This one isn't vore but it will still be awesome so go support him.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16889957/

First off, I liked Masrani. For the eighth richest man in the world, he was a cool guy and his death was tragic. I liked him from the moment he asked "Are my animals enjoying life?" So yeah, I saw it coming, but still hated it

Second, I freaking fell in love with the Indominus Rex. I loved its design, I loved its intelligence, I love it's non physical strengths. Sadly, it had to die. In order for them to contain it, Rexxy had to die and that would cause riots. Honestly, I think if not for the Mosasaurus, it would have killed Rexxy and Blue both. If not for fighting those two, I think the Mosasaurus would have never had an opening. So yes, humans couldn't stop her and nothing on the island could stop her. It took quite a bit of teamwork and good circumstances.

Finally, the humans fucked EVERYTHING up. They were more the villains than the Indominus Rex!
Create an unstoppable Apex predator? Humans did it.
Not pay attention as it sets bait to escape? Wow, Fatty Guard sure did a great job
Create a panick and force thousands of people into a small(ish) area? Humans did it
Not follow protocol and return to base? Zach and Grey did it.
Run the I-Rex into the Aviary and then shatter a huge hole in it? Damn it, Masrani!
Let the raptors loose? Hoskins got what he deserved!

Maybe the I-Rex would have done this shit on its own. We don't know. Maybe a calm peaceful evacuation would result in her wandering around in the wilderness killing Dino's and staying away from humans for a few weeks. And for a vigilant security guard, why did Fatty not go "Uh, she's clawing at the walls and keeps looking over her shoulder at me with a grin, but she's definately still in her pen."

But hey, who pays to see a movie where nothing goes wrong?

So yeah, is a total sweetheart and just a great person. She's hit a rough spot and can't afford food. As a vore, I find this totally unacceptable... She did a great pic for me as a gift to SaratheBarricade and was wonderful to work with. Go help her out

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6814033/

So today I caught up on the MLP I missed and just had a few things to say

1) Discord you loveable bastard!

2) Nice to see Gilda again but god her face is ugly

3) "Slice of Life" was the single greatest episode I have EVER seen. Maybe I'm biased towards Derpy, Dr Hooves, Vinyl, Octavia, and the Royal Comedy Quartet, but between that and the fourth wall jabs, AMAZING.

There are a few tidbits presented in Jurassic World the Game that aren't in the movie. I thought I'd share them with anyone interested. I do not believe any of them are spoilers

The Indominus Rex was known as "Project Ares". Just a minor tidbit.

Hoskins and Grady are both military men. Not sure if this was mentioned. Grady was also a higher rank though different branch.

Owen Grady was in charge of a navy program to train sea creatures for use in removing mines, salvage, etc. The program encompassed a lot of species but he trained a pack of dolphins. One mission, things went wrong and the Navy disbanded the program. Due to his Dolphins having no experience as wild animals, Grady stuck with them. His commanding officer pulled some strings with Masrani Enterpises. They took care of Owen's dolphins, and he was given a 'discharge' so that Masrani Enterprises could hire him for other projects involving training wild animals.

The first dinosaur you have in both Jurassic Park Builder and Jurassic World the Game is a triceratops. Interestingly enough, the Dilophosaurus and Velociraptor received promotions from your first and second new dinosaurs (read as weak and worth little money) to Rare and Super Rare respectively.

What is Zootopia and why should I care?

Me: Hey, is something the matter?
Woman: That tea out there is nasty. It ain't sweet at all.
Me: Which one? I'll take care of it for you
Woman: The one on top.
Me: The little one with the green label that says 'Unsweetened'?
Woman: Yeah, it's nasty. I think you forgot to put sugar in it or something.




I hope everyone else is having a great evening

This is a question that has popped in my mind due to recent observations.

Were I to do a Vore tournament and you trusted your OCs to my care under promise of a fair and fun experience, how would you feel if I not only voted every match, but had an advisor who mirrored my vote? Now, to top it off, also assume that whoever my advisor and I voted for got eliminated via a short non-descriptive one sided battle every round for the first five rounds.

How would you feel?

Ok, so it wasn't frustrating enough to see all of my extra money for the month vanish because of a 15 second mistake that has never happened before and will never happen again. It wasn't frustrating enough to have to deal with the incompetence and unprofessionalism of Burke County's police. No no no....

I talked with my stepdad after paying off the fucking inflated as fuck ticket. I told him why I didn't tell mom and he agreed with me and said he wouldn't tell her. So I walk in today and what are the first words out of his mouth? "There's fifteen letters on your desk from lawyers." To which mom wants to know "Why are you getting letters from lawyers?" Good job, your short little fuck, you couldn't fucking put the letters in my room before mom got home? And to make things even more fun, she wrote a little note on the top one. "What's with all the letters from lawyers? Are you divorcing me? LOL." *slams head against desk repeatedly*

I've already paid off the bill. I paid it off as soon as it appeared. And every single one of these letters? "BEFORE PLEADING GUILTY, CALL ME AND I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU FOR A MARGINAL FEE!!" Vultures, leeches, scavengers clinging on the underbelly of society...

Ugh, at this rate, I may never go see my mate again... Once I get my own place, he can just come see me. _-_

Now this makes me happy. XD

Big Top - 7 votes
Sound of Silence - 6 votes
Den of Mortal Delights - 5 votes
Hall of Wayward Spirits - 3 votes


It also proves to me that Lucca can't count. : -P

So yesterday, I sent Lucca down to the police station and apparently that finally got results. That's right, three weeks of waiting, talking to the officer on the phone, and finally I had to send my Battle Roo after him. Go figure.

The fine? $50.
The total amount I had to pay? $244

Our justice system is so fucking messed up it's not even funny.

I'm not sure if this is going to jack up my insurance or not. Some tickets cause you to have to pay more for three fucking years. The course is $50 and, if this isn't going to affect my insurance, would be a total waste of money. If it would, it could be $50 well spent. *Sigh*

So on the weekend of Mother's Day, I decided to drive down and spend the weekend with my mate. It was a pretty fun weekend, but as I was leaving, my GPS took me down a road I was REALLY unfamiliar with and I may have ran a four way stop sign. Totally genius, right? But I don't do shit like that all the time, I'm generally the only one who IS following the law. I haven't gotten a ticket in EIGHT FUCKING YEARS. So naturally, I get pulled.

The officer was a bit of a dick to me. He pretty much called me stupid, said I could challenge it in court but it wouldn't really accomplish much. Then he says "Don't worry, I don't know how much you'll owe, but you have until June 11th to get it paid." Now, I don't know about you guys, but this is an unneeded expense that I want to just get over with and be done with it. So I go to the website on the back of the ticket, enter the ticket number... "Ticket not found"

Ok, maybe it will take a few days. Not a problem. So I check every single day and finally, five days later, I call the courthouse and they tell me to call the police station. Well, these dudes have the SAME ANSWERING MACHINE THAT I DO and it takes them two days to get back to me. "Don't worry," the exact same officer says, "we forgot to put it in and I'll have the night shift put it in tonight." Ok, so I've paid off the ticket now, right?

IT'S STILL NOT IN THE SYSTEM. It's almost the END OF MAY and they haven't even put the ticket in. At this point, it's nothing but a massive shit ton of unneeded stress! I'm kind of wondering if I have grounds for a freaking legal case against these people. It's a two hour drive both ways, you think I want to blow all that gas to go to a courthouse and even then, they may not have put the fucking ticket in. I don't want to get arrested for ONE TINY MISTAKE because these guys can't do their job! What the hell???

I'm just going to sum all of this up really quickly, but this is a conversation that JUST wrapped up.

1) I get asked to talk about my character Liladen. You know, sexy immortal demon dragon.
2) Liladen being immortal = Immortal characters are for disgusting little kids that can't stand to lose This was said to me by a person that refuses to let his mortal character lose EVER
3) I like digestion, therefore I'm disgusting This was said to me by a person who's character that never loses enjoys ripping his opponents into tiny shreds and eating the bloody chunks
4) Liladen is a pervert who likes to stick his dick in anyone regardless of gender = "I'm not stupid, I can put 2 + 2 together, you like AV and that's disgusting." *twitches lightly with blood running out of my nose*
5) "Oh great, dragons that have sex with other dragons. Disgusting." = ...WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER THEM HAVE SEX WITH???
6) "You have one character that I find disgusting, therefore you're disgusting and I never want to RP with you." = Then why did you ask all those times in the past and I told you no?


This was ONE conversation with ONE person.

Like seriously, I'm laughing my ass off here.

So I told you guys a few months ago about this chick on Deviantart who was making death threats to a 10 year old for not worshiping Waka from Okami. You know, I don't like someone making death threats to a friend's family, so we had it out.

A couple months later, she decides she has something against this artist that does RL Vore/Preg photo manipulations and she comments on EVERY single picture this chick has. Stuff like "I don't like this" and "*turns into my uneatable werecat queen form*" The artist was a friend of my friend Tyron and so we stepped in and got the nutcase to leave the artist alone.

Month or so after that, I'm browsing, I find this dude's picture. She does NOT watch this guy, she has NEVER shown any interest in Pokemon whatsoever. This dude had posted a "Top 10 Worst Pokemon" list and his reasons were rather dumb so you know me, I like to flop my big fat opinion the table and have a good ole debate. As Lucca, Silenrea, and Sara can testify, she shows up ON THIS GUY'S PAGE, and starts talking shit about me. That led to her getting yet another smackdown.

A month or so passes, bringing us to a couple weeks ago. I haven't even looked at her name in a while, almost forgotten she exists. Suddenly, I get a notification. She's posted a poem to a friend that blocked her back in February saying "Please come back to me! I'm your real friend! DiamondDragon is a liar and a jackass!" Again, Lucca and Sara can testify to this. I call her out and she posts this journal "OMG! DiamondDragon is reporting me again! I don't understand why this guy just won't leave me alone!!!!" REALLY? You don't understand why????

Finally, we come to today. A friend of mine on DA made a mistake of joining one of these vore tournaments and since he's a dragon and not a girl with giant tits who rubs her crotch on everything under the sun, they made him look like a total idiot and a piece of garbage before eliminating him second. He was upset and I decide to pop on to the tournament owner's group to show him some funny stuff about how he shouldn't be upset because this dude is just a total jerk. The owner is a guy I was having fun with last June because I offered writing advice and he decided that meant I was a horrible writer who knew nothing and hated vore. Again, I call to witness Lucca and Sara. Back in February, it turns out that the little crackhead girl who wants to threaten children over video game characters had posted a shout "Troll alert!!!" and linked to this guy that offered writing advice to all the vore tournament people. You know, good advice like how paragraphs and sentences are our friends. The group owner (remember, he tried to get me banned for giving advice) had declared that this guy needed to be kicked off Deviantart for daring to give them advice. I followed the link, laughed at the journal, and left the guy a comment "Hey, glad they didn't get you banned. AFB and his little goonies are real tools." Now, this is a journal that is SEVERAL MONTHS OLD. Not two hours later, crackhead is QUOTING MY COMMENT TO AFB. Either she is stalking him or me.

I don't even know how to continue proving to this girl what a moron she is. I'm pretty sure I'm speaking to her in a language she can understand. But jesus, pass the popcorn.

Can't wait to tell my mate that I got the super rare DNA last night on Jurassic Park Builder and, in 20 hours, I'll have my very own Procoptodon.... *super huge mega dork*

So a friend just walked up to me and goes "where were you last weekend?" I tell her "Well, I went out of town to go see my girlfriend and watch a movie. We went to see Age of Ultron and I really enjoyed it." She wrinkles her face at me and goes "That sounds like a stupid movie. You know what movie I want to see? Avengers 2, that looks awesome!"

First off, hey, spent the weekend with my mate, will post the next part of my interactive tonight, I feel really bad that work flipped me the middle finger and I didn't post sooner. Sorry. >.<


On to the main point

So I've noticed that it seems to have become a trend on Youtube now to post video after video after video of an artist's work. I search for Vore on youtube on a daily basis, so I pretty much get to see them all and they are actually REALLY annoying. Sorry, I've already seen all the art before so seeing it again is... boring. The latest of these videos is "Vore Latias and Latios." Now, I hang out with a few Eons so I was curious to see who all ended up in this video. There is a lot of stuff from Silenrea, SentinelWinder, Fimp, Marie the Latias, and my own mate, among a fair other bit. So my question is, do you guys all get asked for permission or are these videos just slapped together and thrown up on Youtube without any care to the artists who made the work?

So as some people know, I'm a huge fan of Weird Al. Man's a genius and I love his work. He has a song that I won't name, which is a parody of MacArthur Park. Now, MacArthur Park is a trumpet piece by the great Maynard Ferguson. Man was a god of trumpet and could just do phenomenal things. Seriously, YouTube is. So this morning, when I heard the familiar musical theme, I cranked the radio up. I love the original. I love Al's parody. So this should be great, right? Well, I'm honestly confused. I can take Weird Al's parody more seriously than this 'serious version'. I will let you decide which one is from a comedy genius and which one is an actual song....

Identical part from the chorus

Someone let T-Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid the things will harm me
Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend! Oh no!


Someone left the cake out in the rain
And I just cannot take it
Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again! Oh no!



So, which one is the parody?

113 views and only 7 votes? Come on, guys, is it boring? Is typing a few words too much to ask? @_@

I miss doing my interactive and I feel like I could do better if I gave it another go. However, I think doing Pokemon was probably a mistake as Pokemon can be complicated and also restrictive. But that leads in to my second problem.

Ever since a friend of mine posted this very awesome detective doggy (who belongs to me now. <3) I've kind of felt the urge to go in that direction. But what bugs me is that I know someone over on Eka's is doing a completely written detective-ish vore interactive. Therefore, I'd feel like a rip off... Sigh...

One idea I had was basically letting the player be Rasko and just exploring the world around him. I mean, he is a feral dragon with a bit of a punkish attitude. Would definitely lend to him not minding eating a fool and getting into conflict...

Just my thoughts.