So anyone who knows me knows I've been crushing on Primal Rage's Talon for 20 years. Raptors are just so lithe and sexy, so predatory, gawd!!!

Well, if he is a 10, Killer Instinct's new Riptor is a 9.5. Omg, they changed the design so much and she, YES SHE, is so freaking beautiful!!!! I no longer want a vorish rivalry between the two, I want romance and bondage and sexings! Gaaaaaaaah.....

*Hides in his corner muttering to himself*

So tonight when I get home, I'm posting some art I've acwuired from over the past few months. He's a phenominal artist and deserves recognition, especially after the last one. But I just wanted to say something first.


I get a lot of private art. I am insanely uncomfortable posting art of my characters but I'm trying to work on it. If I own a character, if a friend owns a character, I HATE the idea of a random stranger or a ton of people fapping to them or treating them like "Sexual Object Jizz Magnet #13564".

So please, respect the characters. All of the characters except one belong to me. The other one is a gift I purchased for a close friend of mine and she decided to repay me by using the character and one of mine in a vore picture. So yes, all six characters are near and dear to my heart. I will post, please respect. Thanks!

So I just got done catching my Latias on Omega Ruby this morning and I noticed something thanks to a friend pointing it out.

Everyone knows Latios is all serious face and Latias is all cute and shit. Well, whenever Latias pops out of the Pokeball from a failed capture attempt, it scrolls up juuuuuuust enough to see that smile of her's...

That creepy... trollface... smile...

LATIAS IS EVIL!!!

....shoulda just smeared the ball with Pecha Berries... *grumbles*

So I haven't told anyone this. A few people know some of the story, but only my step-dad, the doctors, and myself know the full story. But I'm going to share it now, if no reason other than to make myself feel a little better.

Most people know my mom went to the hospital a few months ago to have cancer removed. It didn't really close up nice and clean like it should and was a thorn in the side (literally) for a while. We thought it was taken care of.

Not long ago, she developed a couple hernias because of the surgery. We knew she had to go back and get another surgery to deal with them. Friday, she went to the hospital. I called her Saturday morning, and she was so disoriented that she didn't even know she'd been operated on. Monday, on my way home from work, I called my step-dad to see what was going on. It turns out that on Sunday, she almost died. They managed to get things stabilized and taken care of without much effort, but it turns out I probably wouldn't have been told at all unless had actually happened. Talk about discouraging. And to make matters worse, we're not even sure she's going to be home for Thanksgiving. But hey, I'm thankful that they got things taken care of and she didn't die.

Anyway, that's the lowdown. Between that, work, and another issue that I seem to keep having, I'm just really exhausted and not exactly feeling my jollies. My apologies in advance for generally moodiness and depression.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/15031174


Vore, bondage, few other things, give it a peek.

New cpu? Check!

Instantly boots up.
Skype works.
Music so much clearer.


GOD SO HAPPY!!! I'm a fucking dork right now. @_@

Looking for a Lv1 Shroomish with Technician and Jolly Nature, preferably female. Lemme know. =3

So I've been looking around and I've found a decent deal on a new CPU for $850. My monitor, keyboard, and mouse are good for now, so there's no need to get anything further. I should be able to gather the money in about a month, maybe soon. I just need to stop being me and spending on shit. Easier said than done... XP


Second, I've got a bit of a fetish that I don't really admit to a lot of people. Call it bondage of sorts, but I'm into petrification. Now, World of Warcraft, as you all know, has a bunch of smexy dragons and, as Silenrea knows, a few items that let you petrify a defeated enemy. I've been collecting screenshots of enemies I found attractive petrified for a while (Last night's Blackwing Descent run was VERY lucrative...) and they mostly just sit on my hard drive. I would enjoy posting them for other people that enjoy this kind of thing, but I don't want to spam FA. I notice a lot of people using this Sta.sh thingy, how does that work? Would anyone be interested in some draconic petrification? XP

I tried this morning and I just can't... Scooby ain't an awesome kitsune.

I'm wanting a good meal for Estheiim. You know, this sexy bitch here. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14833628/

I had three thoughts.
1) Talon & Vertigo from Primal Rage
2) Onyxia from Warcraft
3) Niv-Mizzet from Magic.

Thoughts? Opinions? Suggestions?

I don't like to talk to people when I'm depressed about why I'm depressed. And here's why.

I don't understand why someone is like "Hey, talk to me, I'll help you feel better!" and then their response is "Well I've got it so much worse, you should be happy." HOW DOES THAT HELP? HOW DO YOU EVEN REMOTELY THINK THAT IS HELPFUL ADVICE?

Great, now I'm depressed AND pissed.

Hey, I want to be happy and have a good laugh about something. Gimme a break.

I love Deviantart, really, I do. I feel like half the people over there don't even realize how half of the site works. It never fails, they post stamp they made in 5 minutes that is "I HATE THIS! IT IS SICK!" and a long winded argument with more holes than a cheese grater, never realizing that their stamp is going to pop up for everyone who is SEARCHING FOR WHAT THEY HATE. And inevitably... bam, troll city.

Vore is a common topic of hate and seriously, it just makes me laugh. I've seen a ton of great arguments in several months.

1) All murderers were vore fans.
How do you even prove this one? Did someone run up to Jack the Ripper and go "Yo, dude, do you fap to the thought of a bear eating someone?" Was Adolf Hitler secretly touching himself to pictures of dogs eating cats? When Cain killed Abel, was it because Abel walked in on him staring at a stone tablet of a snake eating a bird?

2) All voreaphiles eat babies!
I'm... pretty sure I've never eaten a baby. I mean... the thought has just never crossed my mind. And I'm sure most of you guys haven't either...

3) VORE IS MURDER! EVERYONE DIES IN VORE!
Show of hands, how many of you like non-fatal vore? I believe several artists on this site actually founded a group for fatal vore to find those rare few with this shared interest.

4) VORE IS SICK AND WRONG AND DISGUSTING!!
Really? I'm pretty sure I vored part of a cow last night. And the night before I vored a chicken. Do you eat? Or are you a vegan? I mean... vore is required for survival, dude... Enjoy starving to death.


A lot of people seem to hide behind this "Freedom of Speech" nonsense, declaring that they are an American citizen and have the right to say whatever they want. First off, lawl American citizens can say whatever they want whenever they want. Good luck with that one, bud. Second, Freedom of Speech was created a long time ago to help prevent persecution (lotta good that did). It was established to keep someone from being imprisoned for speaking out against their leader or the King of England or whatnot. Now, there are laws against it to prevent people from abusing it. You know, slander, defamatory comments, just generally making a jackass out of yourself. There's also a little thing called common sense. Just because a thought is bubbling in that little grey blob you call a brain doesn't necessarily mean you need to share it with everyone that can listen, regardless of whether they want to or not.

Another thing, everyone who posts their hateful opinion seems to think that everyone who opposes them is going to type in internet speak.

"LOL U FUKIN N00b!!!1!!1!!11 GO FUKIN DIE IN FIRE!"

I love proving this one wrong, I really really do. If you're expecting THAT kind of opposition, I'm going to eat your tiny little argument for lunch and ask for a second helping. Why? Well, why not? You've already stated everyone has the freedom to post whatever they want so if I want to spin a few words, I'm going to spin a few words.

Finally, these people are actually really smart! They end every argument with "YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T LOOK AT IT! CLICK THE BACK BUTTON!" Well, why can't you do the same? I mean, based on your exhibited brain power, this poorly written argument and cheaply crafted stamp declaring your hatred took you like five minutes to created... Take your own advice, don't look, click the back button. Takes five seconds. Five seconds vs five minutes, damn, you are either one heck of an overachiever or just stupid. On top of that, if you give good advice and fail to take it, aren't you kind of making your good advice look like more meaningless dribble from that hole in your head you call a mouth?

So my stepdad finally got in touch with the computer guy. It would be $75 for him to fix my problem, $50 to get my computer back in the next two-three days, and I think he said $200 if it's the hard drive? Might as well get a new computer...

So I got this computer in the mail the same day as Wrath of the Lich King. So, November 13, 2008. XP Pretty old computer. It's served me well, though I had to get a new video card and then Borderlands became a lot easier. Imagine that, you shoot through a sniper scope where the enemy is and it actually hits them! But I guess it's time to move on.

So how do I even start the process of getting a new computer... this one was an early Christmas present. ^^;;;

First off, I understand someone out there is going to cop a pissy attitude and go "OMG, that stupid fucker Shade is using FA as Facebook again! When is he going to learn that no one gives two shits?" I don't care, I feel like venting, I view FA as a community of like minded individuals, I'm gonna vent and maybe someone somewhere will offer some kind of helpful advice....

My computer gets progressively worse with each day. I don't know why, I really don't. All the programs that promise to 'fix any problem!' want money and, no offense, I'm not going to spend money on a program that may or may not work. You tell me "Yes, this will fix your issue, I guarantee or your money back!" and I'll pay you. Skype still doesn't work and now, Avaste likes to pop up every minute for the first 30 minutes and go "Hey! Blocked this malware for ya!" That's not the least bit suspicious...

I spent 20 minutes writing everything down on a piece of paper for my stepdad and asked him to call the guy that built my computer. He's friends with my stepdad, they know each other, I don't have the guy's number. Did he get called? No. Next day, I reminded my stepdad. "Hey, call him and tell him what's on this paper,ask him if he can fix it." Well, my stepdad called. Did he tell him what was on the paper? No. In his words, he told the guy I was having computer issues, please call back. That's... helpful... I get in, he says "Hey, he'll call you at 8pm, I told him you wanted to talk to him." It was 8:05 at the time, but whatever. Still waiting on that call, 14 hours later... Tomorrow's my first day off in seven days, do I make this long ass out of the way drive after completely unhooking my computer and hope he can fix it? I dunno...

I went to the doctor a few weeks ago for bronchitis (again). Literally, I walked in and said "I have bronchitis." and they proceeded to run tests to see if I knew what I was talking about. Surprise, I did. Took all the medicine, still have this stupid fucking cough, my throat is sore, everything kind of tastes like blood. Yay....

My mood is getting bitchier by the day. Maybe I'm unreasonable, maybe I really am just that depressed. I don't fucking know. It irks me that people who are "Oh my god! I miss talking to you so much! It really sucks not having you around!" don't want to make the extra tiny effort to contact me. It really irks me that I tell someone "Man, I'm upset, had a bad day at work, I'm really lonely and depressed, thank god you're here, you're the only person I can get in contact with right now" and they AFK without warning for 15 minutes and then when they come back, they get busy with a game and can't spare 15 seconds for me unless they want something.

It feels like almost everything I've done in my free time lately has been for other people. Help this person with this, do that for that person, hey who wants to come do this thing that benefits me a tiny bit and benefits you a whole heck of a lot more? Why do I have to bribe people to get help when I bend over backwards for EVERYONE? "Hey Shade, I need your help with this!" Here I come to save the day! _-_;;;

A lot of people can tell you, I hate what I consider 'mindless grinding'. Recently, in order to help our guild, we've been killing the final boss over and over for people that don't have the opportunity and to provide money to help us in the future. Do I enjoy it? No. Am I helping the group that's helped me so much? Yes. That and the ooooohs and awwwwwwwws of random people as they go "Omg, you're so awesome!!!!" makes me feel happy for a few minutes. It irks the hell out of me that someone who essentially represents me would go "Well, there's really not anything in it for me, I don't want to help unless there's something in it for me." Great, I introduce you to these people, they help you out a ton, they like you, they want you to spend time with them.... you decline because there's not enough shiny in it for you. YAY.

Bah... could ramble longer but it's time to head to the sweat mill... Any help regarding my computer would be appreciated, thanks for reading.

So right now, I'm at work and I'm shaking like no one's business.

A few minutes ago, I was on phone skype with and . I had to hop off because it is rough on the battery and my phone was dying. As I'm logging off, the employee in the back booth walks up to me and goes "I don't know if you're going to care or not, but this customer said there is a guy on the roof." As he is talking to me, the other employee who was working in the grill has bagged this man's food and they're talking. The employee beckons me over and the customer, an older looking gentleman with a young kid in the car, starts to tell me that tyehe kid saw a dude on the roof. I assure him that the only easy access to the roof is a hatch in the back and it is kept locked at all times. No one has been up to the roof. He thanks me for my time and leaves.

I'm discussing tbis with the two employees and we're just laughing and having a good time. Guy was obviously nuts. I checked the cameras and pop my phone on the charger, then the three of us go outside to check. One of the employees stays at the door while the other one comes with me to walk around the building. Its really dark, so at first we didn't see anything. But then, I'll be damned if we didn't see a figure rise up in the roof! I couldn't make out many details except for it being really skinny and tall. We both bolted inside and locked the door, latched all the windows.

Man, no idea what it was, sure as hell not going up there. We're just sitting here now, trying to pretend we didn't see that. Hearing some odd thuds from the roof every now and then, really unnerving.

So I've spent the past 48 hours trying to repair Skype and failing. On Wednesday night, my computer froze as it was shutting down and I had to power it off. I don't know if that caused the problem or not.

Opening Skype on Thrusday morning provided a Disk I/O error and the message "Skype.exe, C: corrupted or unreadable". I have been trying to solve the issue for the past 48 hours, constantly running ChkDsk, uninstalling and reinstalling, deleting this folder that the forums told me to delete, deleting that forum that the Skype site told me to delete, and nothing works.

I can't get on Skype at all, and no one I talk to will get on YIM, so I've kind of just been alone the past two days. And the bullshit with FA prevents me from talking to people here. So yeah, extremely frustrated and depressed. >.<

My buddy needs some help paying bills. He's taking rough sketches for $5 and clean sketches for $10.

For example, http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14395795/ would be $10


He's pretty skilled and able to draw anyone and almost everything. Pop over and get in on this great offer! In the eight years I've known him, I've never been disappointed with what he's drawn me.

So, huge fan of Primal Rage here, with some very sexy scalie characters. Recently, someone posted a picture of a hypothetical verses screen between Godzilla and Diablo. Is cool, either outcome is fine to me though I'm not all that interested in Godzilla. It's one of the comments that bugs me.

Some guy posts his opinion.

"I'm a Godzilla Fanboy and I know Godzilla would win.

Godzilla is practically a god, he's survived this this this this this this this this this this this, and he can do this this this this this this this this this this this this. His opponent on the other hand, yeah normal weapons can kill him (What proof do you have? In the game, novel, and comics, he was only killable by his peers and they were equally killable by him...), all he can do is breath normal fire, and he can only kill opponents between 25 and 30 feet tall. If they're any taller than 30 feet, he loses automatically! (How... do you even prove this? I mean... dafuq?)"

So anyway, Godzilla fanboys, riddle me this.

1) How tall is Godzilla?
2) Has Godzilla really survived every conceivable weapon Science Fiction could come up with?
3) Has Godzilla really beaten every single opponent he's ever face?
4) Has Godzilla ever died outside of America-zilla?

Because I'm getting asked this more and more, I thought I would make it clear.

I don't really RP a whole lot. I'm flattered if that is what you want, but it is not really my thing. If the first words out of your mouth are "Hi, wanna RP?" I won't cuss you out, but the answer is no, unless your character is just absofucking perfection to me and strikes every single like I have.

I know there are other people like me who care about Nate and his well being. Despite being told by someone that I am cruel and I am responsible for Nate's death, I will share this information.

The last I heard, Nate was under the protection of local law enforcement to prevent him from killing himself. A mutual friend of ours called the police department of his hometown and told them that Nate was trying to kill himself due to verbal abuse. They called him back later to tell him that Nate was fine and they were going to make sure he did not hurt himself.

That's all I know for now. His cellphone is going straight to voicemail. Please keep him in your prayers and show him support. Mocking him for this is NOT productive or helpful, we all have moments of weakness.

Despite a dear friend trying to kill himself and a random person telling me I am a cruel cruel dragon because someone attacked people who said I wasn't an evil monster, I do have good news to report.


Mom was having issues with the incision to from the cancer removal surgery growing infected, but she visited the doctor today, he made a few more cuts and she seems to be back on track to a good recovery. Thank God. @_@

At the risk of being accused again of 'begging for sympathy' or 'using FA as my private facebook', I just want to say...

It's really frustrating to see a family member that is so close to you battling with cancer, constant blood transfusions, and a hernia. >.< I'm used to remembering mom as being opinionated, strong, and yes, a bit bitchy at times, but seeing her constantly tired and in pain is just a real downer.

So the other day, I bought the Mega Charizard X collection (for the figure). The promo was not a promo but a Charizard foil from an earlier set (one I already had), I got no foils, and from the two packs of the new stuff, I got the same rare (Golurk).

Today, my Japanese Movie 17 promo pack came in. Six packs and a promo Yveltal exclusive to the movie.

Pack 1 - Foil Rhyperior
Pack 2 - Foil Rhyperior (Yeah, ironic considering I'm bitching about the Golurk)
Pack 3 - Foil Toxicroak Ex
Pack 4 - Foil Full art Magnezone Ex
Pack 5 - Foil Hawlucha
Pack 6 - Foil Slaking

Ok, maybe every rare is foil, I don't know, but regardless, despite only getting a total of 30 cards as opposed to the 60 I would have gotten from six American packs, it just feels better to get a foil rare every pack. Not to mention the cards are made of a higher quality material and just look better overall.

Oh, and Yveltal. <3

So I was browsing today and came across a pretty well drawn pic of Amaterasu, Rocket, and Bugs. One of the comments was "Hey, Bugs makes no sense, but Amaterasu and Rocket were both in MvC3!" Naturally, this got the gears in my mind turning and, being how I usually am, I can't settle on exactly what the best outcome would be. So, just a chance for you guys to share your opinions. =3


Assumptions:
Either can win (IE, no "Amaterasu is a goddess, she wins no doubt!")
No outside interference, 1v1 fight



Questions:

1) First off, Amaterasu vs Rocket Raccoon. Who wins?
[ ] Amaterasu
[ ] Rocket

2) If Amaterasu were to win, what would she do to her foe?
[ ] Nothing
[ ] Fatality
[ ] Oral Vore
[ ] Unbirth
[ ] Seal away

3) If Rocket were to win, what would he do to his foe?
[ ] Nothing
[ ] Fatality
[ ] Oral Same Size vore
[ ] Oral Micro vore
[ ] Capture and sell to the highest bidder

4) Would weapons be allowed? (IE Amaterasu's glaive, discs, etc and Rocket's guns)
[ ] Yes
[ ] No



Feel free to answer in a comment, and leave any other thoughts you have regarding the subject matter. =3

So hungry right now. I think for my appetizer I want a nice robust imp. Then for the main course, a smooth savory sergal with a side of rich meat krauk... and then for dessert, a nice wolf and eel pudding, oh so sweet and succulent... Can anybody help poor little old me?