Ok, due to a rather amusing conversation on Deviantart with someone, I'd like to clarify a few things that I've been accused of.


Cancer:
Mom is once again in and out of the hospital with cancer. She has been going for testing, blood transfusions, and all that fun stuff for the past week or so. We don't think it's going to be TOO serious yet, but it's still rather frustrating and stressful. Combined with work, my mind is stretched very thin.


Art Thief:
I don't take credit for anything I post in my gallery except my stories. Most of the art I post is either commissions or gifts from friends. I put credit to them on every picture, as well as a link back to their page. I didn't scam or scab anyone, I paid for everything.


Pets:
I used to have a cat named Patches. I raised her from birth to death, she was my best friend during one of the toughest times of my life. She gave me constant love and companionship and I miss her greatly. Her life was taken after 9 years by liver cancer. I kept her alive as long as possible before the pain started to hurt her too much. I held her as they gave her the lethal injection and it is the first time I have ever been drunk in my entire life.



This is just some clarification due to accusations being made towards me by an artist I won't name. Like I said, I'm not upset. Countering ridiculous arguments is fun and amusing for me. Thank you.

I'm tired, I'm exhausted, I am unbelievably frustrated. I spend most of my days feeling pretty damn worthless with the exception of a few people.

I have been going non-stop since Friday. I have had little to no downtime to relax and cool down. I'm tired, I'm on my wit's end, I THOUGHT I'd get a day off today after 14 hours non-stop yesterday. But no, I wake up, sit down at the computer, and I'm getting called. That's step one of my frustration.

Step two is people that claim to love me who just completely ignore me. There's no plethora of excuses to NOT talk to me. Everything has to become a little competition because they don't understand how I am feeling. I really need people and some of them just want to kick me in the face despite caring. And god forbid you tell them that they're not doing something right, they instantly get hostile. I'm already depressed and hating myself, and I get "Lawl, you can dish it out but you can't take it." Fine, you want to be that way, be that way. No one is making you stay.

I'm tired of bending over backwards for everyone around me and struggling to get the only thing I want in return, friends and understanding. You want to wave it in my face that you have hundreds of friends? You want to get pissed off that I didn't comment on an adoptable that *I BOUGHT FOR YOU* that got 60 comments while shit I post rarely gets 20? Fine. There's the door. Use it.

So this is a true story of a truly classy and sophisticated person.

Woman comes through, going to guess from appearances she is either mid-30s or a smoker in her mid-20s. She orders A, she is asked did you want A or A with B? She says she only wants A. Woman comes to pick up her food, person in the window is in high school. Woman looks at her A and says "Where's my B? I ordered motherfucking B, I want my fucking B." So we giver her B, free of charge, she thinks she is missing C even though C is in the first bag. "I want my god damn C! What the fuck is your god damn problem?" She is told C is in the first bag, she rips everything out of second bag, shakes it at the high schooler. "No god damn C! Are you fucking stupid, bitch?" So here I am trying to deal with this while getting her C. "Fucking learn to do your job, you piece of shit!"and peels out of the parking lot at unsafe speeds....

Classy people!

So yeah, Michael Bay...

The Good:
This was a pretty enjoyable flick. It stuck close to the original, and had a good balance of action and story. At the beginning, more story. At the end, more action. The CGI grew on me.

The Bad:
Shakey camera does not mean omg heart pounding action! Despite a good balance, the story felt rushed. After we establish that there a crime fighting mutant turtles (OMG SPOILERS I'M SO SORRY I REVEALED THAT TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WAS ABOUT MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!) , there was little to no time to stop and catch your breath. And the turtles' personalities are clarified by their 'bling' in a glaringly stereotype laden fashion.

The Ugly:
Damn Whoopi, you got fat.

The Awesome:
Splinter = Kick ass
Shredder = Kick ass
Fights involving these two were awesome.



Look guys, its Michael Bay. Go in expecting action and thrills, plus a laugh here and there. Worth themoney and nostalgia trip.

Not gonna lie. I would strip Rocket, tie him up, watch him squirm, peg him in his furry little rump, cuddle the hell out of him, and then gulp him down. Guilty as charged.



Also, it was a great movie. 10/10. Go see it if you haven't, >.>;

So I do like to help people, I really really do. If I could help everyone myself I would, but I can't so I guess I need help helping. XP

So I know an artist name . She is a really awesome person with some great skills. She has YCHs, adoptables (including a wtfmazing dragon that needs a loving home), will try anything once, and is holding an art slave auction soon. Go pay her a visit, you will not regret it.

So I'm questing in the Spires of Arak on the Warlords of Draenor beta and I came across an interesting sight.


Seated around a burning bonfire were three Ogron, giant fat cyclops. They were roasting a bird and one had a huge leg of meat. Their names were Wullim, Toom, and Bort. Upon defeating them, I opened the chest next to them and looted Dwarf Beard Ring x12, and a Burglar's Vest.


*facepalm*

So someone told me just now that I 'got rid' of my Giratina form. I have explained this to some people and it still seems to be an issue. So let me just say:

I DID NOT GET RID OF MY GIRATINA FORM. IT IS STILL AND WILL ALWAYS BE PART OF ME.


Sorry, was just kind of annoying to still have this issue.

I want to take a moment to apologize to you guys. I'm really sorry at the lack of updates on my story. I know some people were really enjoying it. Real life just started mulching my ass, and I was having issues with motivation. For that, I sincerely apologize.

I'm going to attempt to start things back up. I have a really good story arc in mind. I hope people will enjoy it and get involved, though if everyone ditches because of my absence, I will understand. >.<

If you assumed I was going to jump on the bandwagon and do an assumption meme, you assumed wrong. I already know what most of you assume about me and it is all offensive! So :- P on you!!!

If I were to put myself up for auction in terms of a picture and the winner got to 'pick my fate', who would be interested?

So one of my co-workers said something to me today. It was nothing special, but more the way they said it. Kind of made me feel like I was watching a movie trailer for a really bad movie...

My mind scares me...



In a land where breakfast is more than just a meal...
*insert random car chases and explosions cuz that shit is cool and attracts people*
Two police officers are about to get more than a balanced breakfast... of danger
*insert kick ass action movie music*
Starring Tommy Lee Jones as Officer Sausage
Tommy Lee Jones: Alright. *cocks a shotgun* Who's ready to get piggy with it?
Will Smith as his partner, Officer Eggs
Will Smith: You think you're a challenge? *strikes a pose* This will be over, easy.
And Keanu Reeves as their transgender prostitute mascot, Cheese
Keanu Reeves: I am Neo, and I will defeat you, Agent Smith!
Director: *kzzzzt* This isn't the Matrix, you're a prostitute named Cheese
Keanu Reeves: Cheese? There's nothing cheesy about me! I demand my lawyer!
And they're about to go head to head with the greatest criminal mind the breakfast table has ever seen.
???: Foolish officers, I am king under the table!
Nominated five years running for the sexiest man alive
???: My crust is golden brown, my flavor is potatoes, I am fire, I am....
No one is safe from:
Benedict Cumberbatch: Hashbrown!
Director: *kzzzzzt* Why is he flying around the room and flapping imaginary wings?
Coming this summer to theaters everywhere!
Will Smith: You're not getting enough pain in your diet! *punches the camera*
Sausage Egg and Cheese Biscuit: The Movie!




I scare myself. So badly.

So many people sit and bang on their computer going:

"OMG! FREEDOM OF SPEECH! OMG! FUCK YOU, FUCK WHAT YOU LIKE, FUCK THAT CARTOON, OMG!!!!! YOU ARE NASTY!!! OMG!!!


How many people actually understand what Freedom of Speech and the First Amendment mean?

I am hopped up on 64oz of orange coke and bored as hell, ask me shit before I crash! No question is too personal!... well, we'll see... >.>;;;

So due to some... unpleasantness at work, I have been cut down on my hours. From my estimation, this will result in around... $160 less per paycheck pre-taxes. As such, I need to cut down on expenses and shave off the non-necessities. That being said, there is still one thing I would like to obtain before having to go into penny-pinch mode.

It may come as a surprise to most of you, but there was a new HTTYD movie recently. I'm sure you've heard... one or two things about it. For those one or two of you that have seen it, I suppose you remember the scene where Ruffnut drools over Jon Snow... er, Eret, Son of Eret. You know, the whole slow motion watching his muscles shake and quiver as she goes "Oooooooh, me likee..." with her mouth wide open. Well, I'm afraid that would be me as well. Over Toothless, no doubt, right?

Wrong! Toothless, step aside. Cloudjumper is far sexier than you could ever hope to be!

I would like a nice quality, yet affordable picture of myself and Cloudjumper. I would accept either myself mounting him, eating him, or eating him. But this sexy dragon needs to be added to my collection... Any offers?

I knew this. I wake up every day knowing this. No one is perfect, we all eff up somewhere. *shrug* I didn't eff up this time. I know you can't get along with everyone, but hey, I'll try.

So basically, few weeks ago, I ran in to this person with a lovely little character. Ya know, sometimes ya just meet that character that ya fall head over heels with and wanna do stuff to. I did something I normally don't do and talked to the owner. Real nice person, real nice, super glad I met her, even had she not give me permission to do the om nom on her character. So I stuck around and was friendly, and made a playful comment on something that character was in. I immediately got verbally harassed by someone who WAS NOT THAT CHARACTER'S OWNER on my useage of that character. The owner helped me out, the offender hid his comments and apologized. Issue done, right?

I posted another friendly comment involving that character thinking all was well in the world. Nope, guy attacks me again. Once more, I clear things up, he hides his comments, and apologizes.

Within an hour, I post a gift comic involving this character on my page. The guy makes the effort to come to MY PAGE and harass me some more. Once agaim, when he sees he is in the wrong, he hides his comments. That fixes everything, am I right?

Well, something he said irked me so I sent him a private note pointing out he might should avoid those kinds of comments, I won't lie, still frustrated over all the earlier harassment, but hey, I was gonna finish supporting the character I liked and leave in peace.

THREE DAYS LATER, he blocks me. Three. Whole. Days. Later. In retaliation for how rude I was. A buddy of mine takes offense and, well, I can't control people. Sorry. Honestly, he didn't say anything but the truth, and it got him blocked.

So now, the dude posts a journal saying how upset he is over me repeatedly attacking him, I've been nothing but rude, he posts a youtube video over his apparent reaction and that he immediately blocked me FOR GREAT JUSTICE! *strikes a pose* Never mentions that I was only being friendly and he repeatedly harassed me. Never mentioned that he came to my page and harassed me. How convinient, leave out the parts where you were wrong.. And people are eating this mess up, telling him how awesome he is and how horrible I am.

Now, I'm not hurt, I don't want pats on the back, I don't want 'justice'. I just want to pass on a message.

I'm not perfect, you're not perfect. Don't omit the truth because you know you are wrong. Don't paint me to be the villain when I have proof that everything I just said is the truth and you're lying. Rest comfortably for now, I'm not lifting a finger against you. But a house made of lies will collapse on itself. Remember these words.

So I came across a lovely journal today. Basically, the guy was ranting and raving, cussing and screaming that everyone who likes vore eats children and contributes to the real world cannibalization of children. Totally makes sense, right? Naturally, someone disagrees with him and everyone reading this dude's journal dogpile the the evil dissenter. Rawr!

Naturally, I couldn't keep my mouth shut, so I posted a nice comment. Now, I didn't cuss, I was nice and polite, I offered a lesson on how to make a more convincing argument (OMG FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS PIECE OF SHIT! vs Hey, this is my point of view, here is evidence why), and I cautioned against generalizing an entire group based on the actions of a few individuals (you know, racism, sexism, classism, ageism, all that good stuff). I also pointed out that posting an angry rant journal was detrimental and essentially painting a giant bulls-eye on your gut.

In response, I am treated as though I launched a massive hate-filled assault, and told that a journal that didn't change in the least has been changed. And then a white knight hops in and tells me I'm being rude and upsetting people. How... what the.... dafuq?

@_@ Man, I give up. There is no intelligence to be found in a majority of Deviantart

Borrowed from

Comment on this journal and I will. . .

1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 10 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your own journal.

Just stopped by the tank on my way out the door to say goodbye to my betta and had to say a different form of goodbye.

Some people may think "Oh, it's just a fish" but hey, you get attached when you raise something from a fry.

I remember, almost three years ago, my betta had died. I opened and there's not much you can do at 3am. It was a Wednesday, so getting off at 11:30 meant a couppe hours to burn. I visited PetSmart and they'd just got in a shipment of baby bettas. I picked up two, went back to work for a meeting. Some of the others made fun of me, offered to go get tartar sauce, but I didn't mind. Finally, I took them home, buried the other, and let them loose in their new home. I'd put the divider in upside down and one hid while the other kept sneaking over.

Over the years, I watched them grow, both larger than my entire thumb, one red one blue, one aggressive one chill.

The red died first, sudden and without warning. It hurt, but I still had the calm blue one.

The blue one gave me a scare not long ago, but thanks to Aemi, we saved him. Less than a week ago, it happened again. We saved him and he looked healthy for a day. Then it hit again.

Part of me is happy he is dead. I don't like to see suffering. But the other part of me knows they're both gone now.

RIP...

I will no longer be using Skype due to issues. If you have any need to contact me, please send a note and I will try to respond as soon as possible.

I went to the theaters with certain expectations. I was expecting a so-so movie with some good monster battles and minimal story. After reading some journals, I was worried I was walking in to a steaming crapfest.

Personally, I enjoyed it. One of the complaints I had read was Godzilla's screentime. Honestly, you can't expect Godzilla to come out and give a rousing speech, all he does is roar. And, well.. if he had an internal monologuing voice by James Earl Jones, I'm not sure that would be a positive thing. What Godzilla can do is roar, stomp, destroy things, and look badass. He succeeded at these things.

There was enough of a story for us to know the human cast and why we should care about them. Sure, the hero was in all the right places when he needed to be and in all the wrong places when he needed to be, but how exciting would the story of "Earl, that one guy that saw Godzilla off in the distance" be?

The designs were great. Godzilla looked like Classic Zilla updated so that it is not a tiny Japanese guy stomping around in a rubber suit. The Muto (Mutos? I don't know) were a bit like Cloverfield in design but were still enjoyable. Personally, I thought Clover's mom and FF7's Diamond Weapon did the 'monster tango' after a night of heavy drinking. The Mutos' power was a little godmod through. If you're 30 stories tall, do you really need to be able to kill all electronics in a 50 mile radius?

As for the fight... well, shit got smashed in a glorious manner.

Give the movie a chance. I thought it was $8 well spent.

Hey guys, a really talented artist needs help making her bill payments. Go check her out!


https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ambedo

So I had a bad morning at work. You know, co-workers being as useful as a space heater in the middle of an active volcano, customers acting as though I am to balance treats on my nose and roll over for them, and the entire group of both having 'that time of the month'. But finally, I had enough time to use the restroom. As I sat there, I was able to have a good laugh.
Two gents came in and began to piss and discuss lunch. They wanted chicken snack wraps with ranch.

Ok, so you're standing there with your buddy.
Dicks in hand.
Craving a tortilla rolled in a phallic shape
Filled with hot juicy cock
And creamy white sauce....

Yum!

I kind of want to get a commission from , spend $10 on it, and have X amount of people join in for $10 as well. I just don't have any good ideas... maybe something omnomy?

So it occurs to me that the most feedback I ever got on my story was when tried to rig things against and none of those people have returned. I ask for feedback and barely get any. So, I'd like to ask.

1) What would you like to see in terms of plot?
2) Any allies you'd like to see?
3) Any enemies?

Help me out guys, I'm always listening.