So someone just prankcalled the restaurant. They were hard to understand (probably all the dick in their mouth) but eventually, they declared that I was a motherfucker and they wanted to order my mom's pussy.

Normally, I wouldn't care about this, but....

They forgot to block their phone number and I get oh so bored at 3am in the morning.... Does anyone else get bored at 3am in the morning?

My computer had issues shutting down last night and had to run through a disk check this morning when I turned it on. First thing I did was try to log on to Skype. Well, somehow, my entire contact list on Skype is gone. Just woosh, gone. So I turn on my phone Skype and all my contacts are still there. Apparently, my computer has somehow deleted my Skype list? Is there a way to fix this? O_o

1) An employee overheard me talking about Family Guy this morning and goes "Oh, I love that show! My favorite character is that one guy that does the funny stuff." I asked her which one. "You know, the guy in the white shirt that does the stupid things. I also like that girl, she reminds me of myself." I ask her what the girl looks like. "I don't remember."

2) Someone calls and asks if we're hiring. I tell her we are. "Which shifts are you hiring for?" I tell her morning and lunch. "What hours are the morning shift?" I tell her 6 to 11. "Oh, you guys are open in the morning?"


Enjoy, people. This is my daily life.

Does anyone have any tips to help with motivation? I can't even write private stuff for myself without closing the program in frustration.

Bought this game because it was only $8 and I love Puzzle & Dragons; the games seem similar. This game is a hell of a lot harder than Puzzle & Dragons and for all the wrong reasons. It's just frustrating that the rules are never really explained clearly, the stylus is obscenely uncomfortable, and anything stylus based is a pain for a left-hand like me. Play at your own risk, prepare to get frustrated as hell if you don't want to just herp-a-derp your way through the game...

Hey guys, if you're looking for a good quality commission, go check out my buddy He's a great artist, a great person, and could use the money for important stuff... like electricity. Some of you may remember his work from the really huge, really awesome tournament he held not long ago.

Just a thought I've been having thanks to 's newest picture. Call it inspiration, or something.

I'd like to see a member of the most dominant predatory species compete in a win or be eaten contest to determine what species truly is King of the Predators. What do you guys think? What species would be included?

Warning, the following is Puzzle & Dragons stuff

I am making a new team. I'll still have the mono-dark but it can only take me so far...

Leader: Awoken Hera-Ur
Partner Leader: Exaltant Dragon Caller, Sonia
Team: Archdemon Belial, King Baddie, Queen of Condemnation Persephone, Dark Leige Vampire Duke
Ok, so here's the hat trick that I'm nerding over

Sonia turns field to all Fire and Dark
Hera-Ur boosts all fire and dark orbs 6%, 30 orbs total
King Baddie pops his skill to give all devils 3x attack
The ENTIRE team is dark and/or Fire Devils

3X attack off Hera's leader skill
Another 2.5x from Sonia
Another 3x from King Baddie
Every orb +6% from Hera's actiavated
Huge combo from entire field being erased
Decent fire boost from Belial's skill



Mmmm, so delicious... just need to boost 'em all levelwise, but I have the entire team.

It absolutely sickens me that I have to say this, especially considering that the words came from someone I have bent over backwards to be a friend to and make happy, but this is something that needs to be said about me.


A) I'm not going to go out of my way to hurt someone. If we parted on bad terms, that's it. I'm not going to pick a Pokemon you love and hurt it, I'm not going to start killing your sona. That's it.


B) Just because you want to be in a request or a commission that I get, please don't get angry and force the artist to take it down because you're not in it. That's just selfish.


Glad my night has been completely ruined by a selfish git who wanted to have issues that I wasn't kissing someone else's ass. Hope you're proud of yourself, I was having a wonderful night up until that point.

My buddy is still doing his amazing D&D ref sheets. They're only $15 and you really get one heck of a bang for your buck! Go give him a peek, he really loves doing them.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11791610/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11828040/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11850068/


You won't be dissatisfied.

So about three weeks ago, I reported this guy on DA for spamming. In under an hour, he posted SEVENTY FOUR JOURNALS begging for RP and they all appeared in DA's search engine under vore. Annoying, right?


DA's answer:
While annoying, this does not constitute spamming under our rules. We are taking no actions. Thanks.



What defines spamming? maybe my definition is wrong? Someone clear me up please.

So I recently started watching Digimon Fusion and I have to say, Dorulumon and Sparrowmon are just smexier than hell. Admittingly, Sparrowmon looks like Latias in a Battlecast skin and I can't help but want to see her and Latias go head to head in a vore off. But I cannot find any art I enjoy of these two (vore, bondage, hypnosis, normal pin-up) of these two! If anyone can help, please let me know! It would be appreciated.

My god... you know why I prefer FA? Everytime I search for vore on DA, another shitty tournament has popped up. And these people... you point out to them that their battles are flawed logically, stale, predictable, and written on the level of a three year old, and they start crying, hide your comments, and get all their buddies to block you! What kind of artist rejects all criticism?

I keep sitting down to write the next part of my interactive story and I've kind of written myself into a hole. Everyone I ask for suggestions can offer me no ideas at all.

I need some idea to help make the boss fight exciting and winnable but not boring and "You throw a punch, he throws a punch, you win. Yay." Thoughts?

I'll start with the good. I like to think that thanks to Aemi's advice, my fish made it through the night. His color is back but his left eye is still popped out. He may still pass, or he may just lose that eye. Regardless, I gave his tank a thorough cleaning and hooked the heater up. I was relying on his light for warmth but signs indicate a power outage that left him cold for several hours. I've done all I can, his fate is in Neptune's fins now, but he looks better.


On to the bad. When using other people's characters in art or writing, certain standards must be adhired to. If I use someone else, I will speak to them, get to know them, and try to accurately portray them. When you take my character, inaccurately portray him, and then godmod dominate him to make yourself into a 'glorious hero', I have a problem with that. You know who you are, you have seriously pissed me off, and you have made an enemy. I don't care who's pet you are, what friends we share, you have made an enemy of me.

Came home, the second of the two bettas I've raised from a fry was looking really sick. Done everything I can to make him as comfortable as possible, but I'm struggling to stay awake. Got to cross my fingers and hope he makes it to the morning. God, I feel freaking worthless...

*clears his throat*


Ooooooooh
My lunch meat has a first name
It's M o b i u s
My lunch meat has a second name
It's W h i t e t a l o on
Cause raptors taste more than okay
With bread and cheese and mayonaise

Are faeries any good atm? I have a playset of Slurpuff, Wigglytuff, aromatisse, two Xerneas, two Xerneas EX and a promo Sylveon

I apologize greatly for my mentality over the past few weeks. Life has been particularly stressful.

First off, there's the matter of the car accident. The expensive came in the first place because of a woman rear ending me. The police report places her 100% to blame, at the scene of the accident, she placed herself at blame, and originally her insurance placed her at blame. Now that the truth is inconvinent, she's changing her story faster than a woman changes shoes. How surprising. The rental car was a bit of a slip up. It's funny how more fees can pop up when you least expect them. On top of that, I end up paying more due to a lack of speed on the repair shop's part. However, the car is back in my possession and in very fine shape, although I'm scraping pennies to put gas into it until the next paycheck...

Mother had her surgery today. She'll be away for five days while she heals from the tumor removal. However, at the moment, she seems just fine. That's been a very large source of stress on me.

Finally, work is placing a lot of pressure on me as my days off seem to be spent more at work than at home relaxing...

My people skills are not as topnotch as I would hope. Occasionally, even my best friends arouse my ire and I end up having issues with their behaviors, attentiveness, lack thereof, etc. As some of you know, all of this bubbled up Friday and resulted in a bit of a meltdown on my part. I apologize, I do occasionally just go nuts. While I appreciate the comments, only one person actually read and understood, while most everyone else seems to lack the ability to understand what is actually said, rather than just skimming, not understanding, and offering a casual pat on the back. I was actually quite offended that someone who sees women as little more than dick sheaths, cusses out anyone who doesn't see and/or acknowledge his obvious glory, and thinks one is justified as a member of a religion due to their love of a single athlete, actually forgave ME for being a horrible person. No offense, dear, but you may want to look in the mirror and reflect upon your own behaviors...

That being said, I'm not dead, not by a long shot. I will be updating my interactive within the next two days; I've been rather distracted. Reading over some of my older stories, I am quite fond of writing. I do give it my all, and I'm not satisfied with slapping a few fart jokes and a sloppy sex scene on the page and calling it a work of art. I may not be the best, but there are standards that I do hold myself to...

As of tonight, I am thankful that I post on FurAffinity rather than Deviantart. It is very discouraging to see someone on Deviantart receive praise for hastily written, undetailed, and overly gratuitous lesbian sex scenes and instantaneous vore, while I share something I poured my heart and soul into and get a three word response of "Wow, good story." So thank you, FA, thank you for your support and actually possessing a brain with more than three brain cells firing.

So this happened this afternoon on Diablo 3

General Chat:
[Random Guy A]: So, considering buying the xpac, anyone love or hate it yet?
[Random Guy B]: Most of the new content is Lv70 and only the hardcore losers have had time to get that high and play it.
[Friend of Mine] has obtained the achievement: [Above and Beyond!]! (Reach Level 70)

Me: *facepalm*

I'm looking at the toys starting in a week and I am equal parts excited and confused....

1) Luna
2) Raunbow Dash
3) Celestia
4) Alicorn Twilight
5) Fluttershy
6) Vinyl Scratch
7) Pinkie Pie
8) Rarity

I know, I know. People are probably sick of me by now. Heck, even Josh the Meowth told me that he wished I'd shut the hell up and stop using FA as Facebook, but I'm really trying to reach out and get some help from someone. When I had my car accident on March 3rd, I spoke with the woman to make sure she was okay and she said that she fishtailed and hit me. The police report says that she hit me. I called her insurance today to try and find what is going on with the reimbursement and they said that she's denying everything and saying I hit her. I was traveling forward, she was traveling forward. My rear end is torn up, she's got a dent in her passenger side rear door. HOW DID I HIT HER? I've called my insurance and filed a claim, apparently the police have no authority to say who is at fault, but I'm just really kind of wanting to murder things right now. Digital things, but still, frustration venting... That and I kind of just want to curl up in a corner and cry.

So I was sitting over at my dad's house today and Enterprise called. They're the people I'm renting the car from while mine is in the shop getting fixed from someone else rear-ending me. They were saying I either needed to return the car today or pay $54 additional for each extra day I'm keeping the car.

WHAT THE FUCK? When I rented the car, the woman said I was renting it for TEN days. I rented it on 3/12/14 and today is... 3/19/14. You know, maybe I'm wrong, but that is NOT ten days. So fine, I agreed to pay the extra after some serious chewing out. I come home, sitting here looking at the receipt.


I will return car by: 03/21/2014
Deposited amount: $365.06


Again, math is NOT my strong suite, but... today's the 19th, I paid for the car through the 21st.... they want extra money from me WHY?

Ok, things are still stressful, but hey, friends help you with the toughest of times, right?


Work is still stressful as heck, and getting even moreso.

Not impressed with GEICO, not impressed with the other insurance company. Having to pay $365 out of pocket to get the rental car and soon, $500 out of pocket to pick my car up is not fun at all, while the other company is dragging their feet reimbursing me. @_@

But yay, I'm back

I'm thinking of leaving FA for a couple weeks. Real life has become particularly stressful and I'm just really hurting because of a few people. I'll be back when I'm back. I'm sorry.