[] Bought condoms.
[] Gotten pregnant.
[x] Failed a class.
[] Kissed a boy.
[] Kissed a girl.
[x] Used a little paper bag for lunch.
[x] Had a job.
[] Slipped on ice.
[x] Missed the bus.
[x] Left the house without money.
[] Had sex.
[] Sexted.
[] Had sex in public.
[x] Played on a sports team.
[] Smoked/tried weed.
[] Smoked/tried cigarettes.
[] Smoked/tried a cigar.
[] Drank alcohol.
[] Watched “The Breakfast Club”.
[x] Been to a wedding.
[] Made fun of someone for being fat.
[x] Been on the computer for 5 hours straight
[] Watched tv for 5 hours straight
[] Been late for work.
[] Been late for school.
[] Kissed in the rain.
[] Showered with someone else.
[] Failed my drivers test.
[x] Ran a mile in less than 10 minutes.
[] Been outside my home country.
[] Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours
[] Gotten my heart broken.
[x] Had a bank card.
[] Been to a professional sports game.
[x] Broken a bone.
[x] Won a trophy.
[x] Cut myself.
[] Had an STD.
[] Got engaged.
[x] Been on a diet.
[] Been on TV.
[x] Rode in a taxi.
[] Been to prom.
[] Played a drinking game.
[x] Stayed up for 24 hours or more.
[] Been to a concert.
[] Had a three-some.
[x] Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x] Been in a car accident
[] Had braces.
[] Learned another language
[x] Killed an animal
[] Been at a yard sale.
[] Been to a Japanese steakhouse.
[] Wore make up.
[x] Talked to someone via webcam
[x] Had my wisdom teeth taken out.
[] Kissed someone a different race than myself.
[] Snuck out of the house.
[] Bought porn.
[x] Had a virus on my computer.
[] Dyed my hair.
[] Gone skinny dipping.
[] Graduated from college.
[x] Wore someone else’s clothes.
[] Rode in an ambulance.
[] Rode in a helicopter.
[] Caught the stove on fire.
[x] Got in a verbal fight.
[] Met someone famous
[] Been on vacation.
[] Been on an airplane.
[] Been on a boat.
[x] Broken something expensive.
[x] Had surgery.
[] Kissed someone before I was 14.
[x] Beat a video game.
[x] Found something valuable on the ground.
[] Stalked someone on facebook
[] Prank called someone

Yeah.... Sooo.................

I turned 18 .................................about a week ago... totally forgot....



..............I can watch porn now..............




yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Luke, I am your father

I'm looking for an artist that can draw me some type of full-body / Reference Sheet for Under 20$

I know that sounds crazy, but I dont have a lot of money.

I'm also looking for someone that can probably draw otters/meerkats well.

Sorry this was a lil' late!
But, I thought I would wish everybody good fortune and well being over the holidays!
I myself will be going to visit my mother's grave for the first time (she died Christmas Morning)
Anyways! enough with the sad stuff! What is everybody's plans? c:

Beep Boop Bop c:
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Beep c:

I'm a failure and I want to commit suicide.
In my life I have done nothing but to disappoint and aggravate people,
either it being my Teachers, Father, or Family members.
I'm 17 years of age and have no skills, abilities, or talents.
I've never done anything that would make my life as a "Success"
but only have made situations worse for myself.
I simply am an Incompetent piece of shit with no self-esteem or care in the world.

I have fucked up my entire life; starting at the beginning of middle school.
I've dug myself so far into this hole that I feel trapped into the imprisonment that I have embodied myself into.
Reflecting on my social interactions and academic studies I've came to a conclusion that I'm a useless piece-of-shit
In which I contribute nothing to society worthwhile.

In Reflection, I've noticed that I do have it pretty well off and have family members that could baby my worthless piece of shit self
for the rest of my pathetic life; or theirs.
I'm pathetic, and I'm overwhelmed by how unbelievably stupid I am.

I've been pretending to be optimistic about things ever since 5th grade.
Pretending to be high-spirited and jolly around friends and family members.
and even to this day I do.
But, Deep down I know that I'm just destined to die alone in misery.

In short I'm a failure and I wish I where dead.

~Digitalized

Depressed Digit is Depressed. . . ;w ;

Today, some guy knocked on my door and gave me some expensive choclate and what appears to be a love letter!
Best day ever! :D <3 *beep*

Hi my name is Digitalized Dreamer and I eat Goldfish...


I came to this website and joined fur affinit because one of the goldfish I was eating was named Terrance, or at least I named him Terrance but that doesn't matter now because he's dead. (I ate him)
He said if I where to join the Forums here I would be granted the ability to finally 360-no-scope.
But, I'm guessing that was a lie.

Why does everyone tend to lie to me?
Can't they see I just want to be as good as SNIPARS?

I just want to be like the typical quickskoper you know the ones that have:
-Lens-Flares
-Dubstep
-Sample Text
-Dorritos & Mountain Dew Sponsors

My dog is licking my feet right now; it tickles a lot.
I kicked him in return, and he whimpered and went off into my room to go hang himself.
Stupid dog making me look like an idiot on the internet.

I collect rocks in my spare time.
I named one rock Snipars and another Bob.
Snipars Rekts Bob all day long with his no-scopes and pu**y dropping quickscopez.
One day he's going to be in faze clan.

Well, I'm bored now I'm going to go take my dog off the rope and take him for a walk.
Hopefully this Introduction has fore-warned you to stay away from drugs.

Love you always,
Dreamer

P.S. Hopefully one day I'll be as famous as XxXxxxXX Falcon Lover XX

Well this is my first Journal on the Fur Affinity Forums.
Anyways if you would like to say a 'welcome' or a 'hi', please free to do so.