I AM NOT HERE ANYMORE. GO TO  PONYPONYPONY

I AM NOT HERE ANYMORE. GO TO  PONYPONYPONY

I AM NOT HERE ANYMORE. GO TO  PONYPONYPONY

I AM NOT HERE ANYMORE. GO TO  PONYPONYPONY

I AM NOT HERE ANYMORE. GO TO  PONYPONYPONY

I AM NOT HERE ANYMORE. GO TO  PONYPONYPONY

I AM NOT HERE ANYMORE. GO TO  PONYPONYPONY

Sup. Reg is open. I will slowly be porting all my shit off this username to

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ponyponypony

 ponyponypony

Please adjust your reality as necessary. I'll post another journal when I'm done and plan on abandoning this username. Thanx.

Ten things I wish I could say to people:
1. Shut the fuck up and go away.
2. I really don't fucking care.
3. Oh my fucking god, nobody cares.
4. If you tailgate me again, I'm going to hit the brakes and put the bed of my truck through your fucking skull.
5. Learn English or get the fuck out of my country.
6. Stop fucking around and tell me what I want to know.
7. You do not loose your mind, and if you say that one more time you're going to LOSE your tongue.
8. This is fucking retarded and I wish I could just walk away.
9. I wish you were a bush so I could piss on you.
10. The sooner you stop arguing with me, the sooner we can actually get shit done.

Nine things about myself (In no particular order):
1. I am combat veteran (Baghdad 05-06)
2. Amy is my other half.
3. I hate having to wear clothes to take out the trash and check the mail.
4. I cannot NOT put my seatbelt on, but I am ridiculously more comfortable without it.
5. I love cigarettes, but have essentially quit.
6. I love getting drunk, but haven't had a drop since February.
7. If it's not about me, I don't care, unless it's about Amy.
8. I am a HUGE Doctor Who fan <3.
9. I love my friends, they're more valuable to me than material wealth.

Eight ways to win my heart:
1. Pretend to like me.
2. Seem interested in my stories.
3. Laugh at my jokes.
4. Understand that I'm not perfect.
5. Remember that I can't remember.
6. Give me at least five chances to change something. The first four are so that I can remember that I'm supposed to change it.
7. Let me do things my own way, even if it drives you crazy.
8. Go on wild tangents of discussion about completely improbable things with me.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1. What was it that I was supposed to be doing now?
2. That wasn't what I meant to say
3. "I wish she knew how hot her ass looks right now."
4. "Why is she feeling horrible?"
5. "Did I say what I was just thinking already? I better say it again just to be sure."
6. Fucking illegal aliens.
7. "Did I just tell her I love her? I better say it again just to be sure."

Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1. Tell Amy I love her.
2. Give her a goodnight kiss.
3. Get nekkid.
4. Smoke my e-cigarette while Amy does whatever it is she does.
5. Spend just enough time as Big Spoon to justify rolling over so I can finally be Little Spoon and go to sleep.
6. Fuck (Sometimes, not all the time).

Five places I want to visit:
1. Branson, Missouri
2. All 48 continental states (Fuck you alaska and hawaii)
3. Finland
4. Amsterdam (I'm totally interested in windmills and the Dutch culture.... <.< >.>)
5. The Tardis

Four things I'm wearing right now:
1. Glasses
2. Boxers
3. Jeans
4. A smug sense of satisfaction

Three musical artists that I listen to often:
1. Pink Floyd
2. Bush
3. MCR
3a. (Special mention: Lady Gaga. I do not have a say in this)

Two things I want to do before I die:
1. Have no debt and few monthly expenses
2. Fuck in space (What?)

One confession:
1. Sometimes I wonder if I'm really as fucked up as I and the VA and everyone else thinks I am. Sometimes I have absolutely no trouble at all with anything. Other times I feel like I'm balancing everything in my life on twenty different knives and that at any moment I'm going to fuck up and everything's going to come crashing down around me.

She loves me despite all of my shortcomings and everything that I fuck up on. I'm amazed at how stuff that I have sometimes obsessed over and thought were big things that I do, she doesn't even bat an eye at and just goes on like it's nothing. I'm sure this is probably cryptic to you, Amy, but the point isn't what those little tiny things are, it's that you don't care about them. I'm glad that I have you and I'm sad that I've let you down at times, but like you said in your note to me on Valentine's -- I'm excited for our future and what's to come. :)

She wrote me a note that is probably the most wonderful thing I've ever received. I keep it next to my computer after our last fight, and when I get upset or angry or something I only have to look over at it to remind myself that she loves me more than I can imagine, and that whatever we're fighting about is retarded and petty and when compared to how much we love eachother. ^^

Love you sooo much, little pony. :)

Well, that was dumb of me. Now I'm fat with a tiny head. Whoops.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3811333/

Debating on if I should create a different one, since this was originally just somewhere to post the shitty crap I did a couple years ago. Thoughts?

#1 - Please don't message me with your sexual fetishes if I don't know you.

#B - Especially if you find my IMs on a yahoo group.

Here's a log of a chat I had with a mouthbreathing waste of life a few minutes ago. Should be required reading for all mouthbreathing wastes of life.

(07:50:06 AM) tf.fan: hi
(09:03:51 AM) lawrence25r: Hi, who is this?
(09:04:30 AM) tf.fan: hi sorry to ask so out of the blue its just I had seen you on a yahoo transformation group...was wondering what type of TF you liked
(09:05:12 AM) lawrence25r: Why does it matter?
(09:05:41 AM) tf.fan: oh sorry was just wondering if we might have similair tastes....
(09:06:42 AM) tf.fan: i like the idea of plain woman who has a sexy secret...she transforms into a hot model or sexy celeb babe body type...but she changes back and forth between her 2 forms
(09:06:59 AM) lawrence25r: that's very interesting.
(09:07:18 AM) lawrence25r: Have you heard of the four basic levels of human communication?
(09:07:39 AM) tf.fan: no whats that?
(09:08:27 AM) lawrence25r: The first one is casual stranger, which is where you talk about boring shit like the weather and share funny anecdotes that don't pertain to anything that really matters.
(09:09:22 AM) lawrence25r: The second one is someone you've met before, and is where you begin to learn more about the person, (IE if they're married, things like that). This is the "acquaintance" level.
(09:10:05 AM) tf.fan: why are you telling me all of this? again im sorry if I spoke so out of the blue....
(09:10:23 AM) lawrence25r: The third one is "good friend," and encompasses the majority of human interaction. It's where you talk about basic problems and things that are going on in your life, and know a bit about the other person.
(09:11:58 AM) lawrence25r: The fourth one is "intimate" (not to be confused with sexual), and is reserved for close family members, spouses, and very good friends. This is the one where you share things like the details of a horrible surgery or that you want to kill yourself, and, y'know, stuff like sexual fetishes.
(09:12:12 AM) lawrence25r: I don't even know your name, and you've already jumped to #4.
(09:12:33 AM) tf.fan: my apologies was only asking.......all you had to do is say not interested
(09:12:53 AM) lawrence25r: Just trying to educate you on behavioral etiquette.
(09:13:02 AM) tf.fan: well thanks for that
(09:13:04 AM) tf.fan: and
(09:13:05 AM) tf.fan: bye
(09:13:21 AM) lawrence25r: K. Enjoy not loving people for who they are!!! :)
(09:13:36 AM) tf.fan: lol weird...sure

If there was a way to do it, I would create a group called

"I wish Amy had played Penny in Doctor Horrible instead of Felicia Day."

That's all.

http://www.formspring.me/ponyponypony

had it for a while. w/e.

Question:

You are in a hermitically sealed room with a pirate, a ninja, a dalek, and a velociraptor in a fight to the death.

The pirate is Johnny Depp, the ninja is invisible, the raptor is on a hoverboard, and the dalek just killed the Doctor.

What do you do?

Please stop adding me as a friend on facebook.

1) I don't know who you are.
2) I don't know who you are.
3) You're fucking creepy.
4) I only have four furries on my facebook. One of them is my girlfriend. The other three are not you. Unless you're Flinch, Comter, or Bubby. Then it is you. But there's a 5,999,999,997:1 chance that you are not Flinch or Bubby or Comter.

So yeah. Out of the Army a year, and I finally got a job today at the range Kali works at (just a one time deal). Yes, at a gun range. I like to call this "Irony." Civilian ranges suck just as much as military ones, especially if you're not shooting. But despite that, I had a measurable degree of fun, learned some things about gunsmithing, and got paid more than I was expecting. Summary of experience: Fair.

So one year ago today I was released from Active Duty. Since then, my life has changed dramatically.

I have still not received my disability from the VA.
I have an awesome, loving girlfriend.
I am in college furthering my education.
I have learned how to manage my money.
I have made awesome new friends and rekindled old friendships.
I am still learning to deal with PTSD, but my awesome loving girlfriend (see above) has made the burden much easier to bear.
I have a cat.
I have called 911 for the first time in my life.
I read a book that I was not required to read.
I made my own fursuit (minus the head).
I cut back majorly on drinking, and have quit smoking cigarettes in favor of a healthier alternative.

It doesn't feel like a year.

Let's hope for many more zombies this time around, getting real sick of the status quo. Because the status is...well...the status is NOT quo.

A list of all of the major game systems that me & Amy now own, and the ones we're missing:
[] Atari 2600
[X] NES
[] SNES
[X] N64
[] Gamecube
[X] Wii
[X] Sega Genesis
[X] Sega CD
[] Sega Saturn
[] Sega Dreamcast
[X] Playstation
[X] PS2
[] PS3
[X] XBOX
[X] XBOX 360

We almost have a full list. We're not getting the Gamecube (don't need it with having a Wii). The next on the list is the Dreamcast, then the SNES, and maybe in a year or so the PS3. I have an Atari at my parents house if I can ever wrestle it away from my little brother.

Anyone happen to have all of these systems? :D

So I was concerned for a while that our neighbors were dealing drugs or something. I went online to google for indications this may be so, when Google autocompleted with "How can I tell if my neighbors are velociraptors"

WHAT THE FUCK.

Not only could my neighbors be dealing drugs, they could in fact be FUCKING VELOCIRAPTORS. What the fuck am I supposed to do about /that/?



Also, wtf is this meme and where did it come from?

So, turns out there's a REALLY good chance that I'll be getting my VA disability money before FCN. I had promised Bloodhound that we would go if I got it. There was an infintesimal-but-non-zero-chance that we would be able to go.


Funny story.



I have a jury summons.




April 9th.



Sad face.

In the last year, you've taken a number of people that have meant something to me, people that I've known personally and had good, strong relationships with.

And you've been an asshole in doing it. You let Trevor, probably one of the biggest badasses with weapons, get gunned down in his garage by a couple of fucking gangbanging niggers. That hurt, that hurt a lot, especially since you left Ducky pregnant. Fuck you.

Now, today, you take Mike in probably the most senseless and retarded way I can think of. You're a fucking asshole for letting that happen. He was a better human being than 90% of the people I walk by everyday, and you give him an aneurysm? Fuck you.

I hope this sunday, when millions of people are praising you and telling you how fuckin' great you are and how much they love your kid that you feel really happy with what you've done. You're a fucking asshole and I'd rather spend eternity in hell than spend five minutes in heaven with your hypocritical, passive-aggressive ass.

Fuck you very much,
Nate.

So I've been talking a lot about buying a house and everything, thinking that since I qualify for a VA loan that I'll be able to get one. Well, wouldn't you know it, all those credit cards that I got when I was in the Army have come back to bite me in the ass. 4 bad debt/collection accounts (because I never paid them when I got out and was on unemployment), bringing me down to a dismal 513 FICO score.

No one'll touch me. I'm getting my VA disability here soon, and it looks like I'll be using it to pay off ~$6500 in bad debts. With any luck, this will bring me up closer to a 600 FICO and I can fight to get a loan. My BIGGEST fear is that I'll pay off these debts and my FICO won't change, or won't change enough, and I'll be out $6k. I really don't want to give these fuckers my money, since 70-80% of what I owe them is fucking interest anyways. I only need the credit for the house, otherwise I've got my financial life in line now. Kinda pissed about all this. But I want that fucking house.

Thoughts, FA?

Unemployment benefits were magically extended for 3.5 months.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO22Z0T3qPE


This.

1. Who eats more?
Me.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
Amy, after the second time I drove up to KY
3. Who is the morning person?
Me.
4. Who sings better?
Amy, but I was asked to tour with Bon Jovi.
5. Who's older?
Amy (by five months)
6. Who's smarter?
We're equally smart in our own ways.
7. Whose temper is worse?
Mine. Hands down.
8. Who does the laundry?
Both of us, together. What a crazy random happenstance!
9. Who does the dishes?
Whoever isn't cleaning something else
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
Traditionally, I'm on the wall side, but we haven't staked any claims yet.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Amy's
13. Whose better with the computer?
ME. MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME.
14. Do you have pets?
I don't, but Amy does! One pretty little kitty and one dumb fluffy fat one
15. Who pays the bills?
It comes out of both of our money, but I physically make the payments.
16. Who cooks dinner?
Uhhhhhh.........Amy cooks.......I hunt Burger Kings and Sonics and Chickfilas and other assorted wild game.
17. Who drives when you are together?
Me, almost exclusively
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Me, unless I'm broke.
19. Who's the most stubborn?
We're both hardheaded.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
I'm never wrong. She's always right. Do the math.
21. Whose family do you see more?
Mine, but only because we're living down here. We try to make it equal.
22. Who named your pet?
Amy
23. Who kissed who first?
It was mutual. Saturday of Anthrocon 2009.
24. Who asked who out?
Asking people out is for high school faggots and fairy queens. We realized our attraction to eachother mutually. TECHNICALLY, Amy asked me to come to Anthrocon.
25. What did you do on your first date?
I drove 18 hours through 2 dead-stop traffic jams to see her for about 30 minutes before "sleeping" to drive the next day to anthrocon. By "sleep" I meant "toss and turn on the couch because her and lauren wouldn't STFU."
26. Whose more sensitive?
Me. I guess.
27. Who's taller?
Me.
28. Who has more friends?
I think I do. IDK. I meet more people and know more people so I guess so.
29. Who has more siblings?
Me.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Amy. Straight up. No doubt.

Amy won't let me cosplay Captain Hammer for AC because she doesn't want me to shave. I need your help convincing her to let me do it! Topher, I'm looking at you!

That is all.

Hey y'all. Just uploaded pictures of mine and amy's hooves -- I want to start taking commissions on these, because I enjoy making them and I want to do more.  sgtredfield has one slot right now. Probably open for about 5 to 10 commissions - I can have them ready and mailed before FWA, or ready and mailed or DELIVERED at AC. Just let me know what's up. I will need information from you, the purchaser, but we can talk about that later. I am asking $80 or $100 for them, depending on the elements that are wanted (Again, this will be based off of what we discuss). Shipping may be included depending on your location!


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3512183/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3512203