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green.hunter.kelly is doing commissions! Help an artist in need out and get some great art for yourself all at the same time! Two birds with one stone, amirite?But seriously, check them out. Amazing art, amazing person, everything. What more could you ask for?
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Posted 15 years ago*wave*
meeeeeeemez
Posted 15 years agoStolen from 
Five Things I Wish I Could Say To People:
1. "I wish you would have just told me no years and years ago."
2. "Someday you won't be able to run away from your problems anymore. They'll catch up to you someday."
3. "I can't imagine how I lived life without you, these last few months were so lonely and empty. Please don't ever go away."
4. "Thank you for being there no matter what."
5. "Even though you act like a douche sometimes, I still love your face off."
Nine Things About Myself:
1. I'm 5'4".
2. I fucking love sushi omomhomohmohmomohmomomofdlksdjnflsj2
3. I'm a really lazy person. I try not to be, but uuhhnnhgnn.
4. I throw up in my mouth a little upon smelling Popov vodka. Also, Jack Daniels.
5. I'm a very emotional person.
6. I have a hopeless addiction to Final Fantasy XI.
7. I also have a hopeless addiction to pickle flavored sunflower seeds.
8. I have a pretty ridiculous sex drive, and I am a pretty sexual person.
9. I am a hopeless fucking romantic, and despite the fact I'm like OMGSEX all the time, 99% of the time, I'd just be okay with cuddling. ;_;
Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. Listen to Eurobeat. :O
2. Be silly! If you can make me laugh, you already have your foot in the door.
3. Make fun of me, but in a nice way. XD
4. Listen to Drum and Bass/IDM/Glitch. :3
5. Be affectionate! I am a really touchy person, and get kind of sad if I don't get that same affection in return.
6. Play awesome vidya games.
7. Open up to me emotionally.
8. Be willing to listen to my random stories.
Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot:
1. Work.
2. Love.
3. Friends.
4. Music.
5. Vidya games!
6. Butts.
7. Food?
Six Things I Do Before I Sleep:
1. Brush my teef!
2. Wash my face.
3. Make sure my phone alarm and regular alarm clock are set.
4. Think about the day I had.
5. Check the internets.
6. Snuggle up under the blanket.
Five Places I Want To Visit:
1. Japan, like the weeaboofaggot I am.
2. Germany.
3. New York.
4. Australia.
5. Seattle.
Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now:
1. Big T-Shirt.
2. Rock Band pajama pants.
3. Underwears!
4. Body jewelry.
Three Bands I Often Listen To:
1. Akira Yamaoka.
2. Hiroshi Watanabe.
3. Say Anything.
Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1. Speak German.
2. Have a meaningful and lasting relationship. ;-;
One Confession:
1. I am horrendously awkward, and have a very hard time making friends.
Five Things I Wish I Could Say To People:
1. "I wish you would have just told me no years and years ago."
2. "Someday you won't be able to run away from your problems anymore. They'll catch up to you someday."
3. "I can't imagine how I lived life without you, these last few months were so lonely and empty. Please don't ever go away."
4. "Thank you for being there no matter what."
5. "Even though you act like a douche sometimes, I still love your face off."
Nine Things About Myself:
1. I'm 5'4".
2. I fucking love sushi omomhomohmohmomohmomomofdlksdjnflsj2
3. I'm a really lazy person. I try not to be, but uuhhnnhgnn.
4. I throw up in my mouth a little upon smelling Popov vodka. Also, Jack Daniels.
5. I'm a very emotional person.
6. I have a hopeless addiction to Final Fantasy XI.
7. I also have a hopeless addiction to pickle flavored sunflower seeds.
8. I have a pretty ridiculous sex drive, and I am a pretty sexual person.
9. I am a hopeless fucking romantic, and despite the fact I'm like OMGSEX all the time, 99% of the time, I'd just be okay with cuddling. ;_;
Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. Listen to Eurobeat. :O
2. Be silly! If you can make me laugh, you already have your foot in the door.
3. Make fun of me, but in a nice way. XD
4. Listen to Drum and Bass/IDM/Glitch. :3
5. Be affectionate! I am a really touchy person, and get kind of sad if I don't get that same affection in return.
6. Play awesome vidya games.
7. Open up to me emotionally.
8. Be willing to listen to my random stories.
Seven Things That Cross My Mind A Lot:
1. Work.
2. Love.
3. Friends.
4. Music.
5. Vidya games!
6. Butts.
7. Food?
Six Things I Do Before I Sleep:
1. Brush my teef!
2. Wash my face.
3. Make sure my phone alarm and regular alarm clock are set.
4. Think about the day I had.
5. Check the internets.
6. Snuggle up under the blanket.
Five Places I Want To Visit:
1. Japan, like the weeaboofaggot I am.
2. Germany.
3. New York.
4. Australia.
5. Seattle.
Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now:
1. Big T-Shirt.
2. Rock Band pajama pants.
3. Underwears!
4. Body jewelry.
Three Bands I Often Listen To:
1. Akira Yamaoka.
2. Hiroshi Watanabe.
3. Say Anything.
Two Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1. Speak German.
2. Have a meaningful and lasting relationship. ;-;
One Confession:
1. I am horrendously awkward, and have a very hard time making friends.
hay
Posted 15 years agohow you doin'?
A meme about the that fag I call my boyfriend
Posted 15 years agoSUP 
-slyfox-
1. Who eats more?
You know, I'm not really sure. He seems to be hungry more often.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
He did, surprisingly. Usually I'm the first to say it.
3. Who is the morning person?
He is far more of a morning person than me.
4. Who sings better?
I'm sure he does.
5. Who’s older?
Me! I'm like two years older. :B
6. Who’s smarter?
I'd like to say we're pretty even.
7. Whose temper is worse?
I'm not sure. I'd like to say we're pretty even, we both can have a temper if someone really gets to us.
8. Who does the laundry?
I probably will. lol
9. Who does the dishes?
He can fucking do the dishes. D:<
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
I'm usually on the outside, so left. He's on the right.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
His. :B
12. Whose hair is longer?
Me now. Before he got his hair cut, we were kind of rivaling one another.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
This is a competition here.
14. Do you have pets?
Just me.
15. Who pays the bills?
I'm the one with the job, so me right now. XD
16. Who cooks dinner?
I'm sure we both will switch on and off.
17. Who drives when you are together?
I drive, but that's only because I'm borrowing my family car. :B
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
We switch on and off.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
I bet it's me, lol.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Me usually.
21. Whose family do you see more?
Mine, ahaha.
22. Who named your pet?
I named my cat. I've had her longer than I've known my Foxyfaggot.
23. Who kissed who first?
I think I actually kissed him first.
24. Who asked who out?
He asked me out.
25. What did you do on your first date?
I guess technically Hookavah sorta? lol
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Me ;-;
27. Who’s taller?
Him for sure. I AM SO SHORT.
28. Who has more friends?
Me. ;-; NOT TRYING TO BRAG
29. Who has more siblings?
Meee~
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Both of us, bahahaha.
-slyfox-1. Who eats more?
You know, I'm not really sure. He seems to be hungry more often.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
He did, surprisingly. Usually I'm the first to say it.
3. Who is the morning person?
He is far more of a morning person than me.
4. Who sings better?
I'm sure he does.
5. Who’s older?
Me! I'm like two years older. :B
6. Who’s smarter?
I'd like to say we're pretty even.
7. Whose temper is worse?
I'm not sure. I'd like to say we're pretty even, we both can have a temper if someone really gets to us.
8. Who does the laundry?
I probably will. lol
9. Who does the dishes?
He can fucking do the dishes. D:<
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
I'm usually on the outside, so left. He's on the right.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
His. :B
12. Whose hair is longer?
Me now. Before he got his hair cut, we were kind of rivaling one another.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
This is a competition here.
14. Do you have pets?
Just me.
15. Who pays the bills?
I'm the one with the job, so me right now. XD
16. Who cooks dinner?
I'm sure we both will switch on and off.
17. Who drives when you are together?
I drive, but that's only because I'm borrowing my family car. :B
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
We switch on and off.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
I bet it's me, lol.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Me usually.
21. Whose family do you see more?
Mine, ahaha.
22. Who named your pet?
I named my cat. I've had her longer than I've known my Foxyfaggot.
23. Who kissed who first?
I think I actually kissed him first.
24. Who asked who out?
He asked me out.
25. What did you do on your first date?
I guess technically Hookavah sorta? lol
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Me ;-;
27. Who’s taller?
Him for sure. I AM SO SHORT.
28. Who has more friends?
Me. ;-; NOT TRYING TO BRAG
29. Who has more siblings?
Meee~
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Both of us, bahahaha.
weeaboofaggotmeme9000
Posted 15 years agoTsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[ ] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[ ] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 2
Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[ ] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, *swordplay*, or otherwise
[x] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[ ] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Schizophrenic?
Total: 1
Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[ ] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes always be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[ ] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something
Total: 2
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[ ] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 1
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 3
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 0
Sexy Character
[x] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[x] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[x] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 3
Loli/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[x] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[x] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 4
WOO LOLI LOL
[ ] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[ ] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 2
Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[ ] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, *swordplay*, or otherwise
[x] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[ ] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Schizophrenic?
Total: 1
Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[ ] You have glasses.
[x] You can sometimes always be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[ ] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something
Total: 2
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[ ] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 1
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 3
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 0
Sexy Character
[x] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[x] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[x] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 3
Loli/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[x] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc...
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[x] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 4
WOO LOLI LOL
FURSONA MEME
Posted 15 years agoStolen from 
~
1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be...
I guess a lemur?
2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be...
I AM ALREADY A FELINE. But I guess if I had to choose another, she would be a bengal kitty. OR A CARACAL. :3
3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be...
Arctic fox. SO FUCKING CUTE.
4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be...
A horsie! :D
5. Cetacean?
KILLAR WHALE. :3
6. If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be...
A gerbil or a kangaroo maus! :D :D :D
7. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be...
OH GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY AWESOME ONES. I guess a komodo dragon? >:3
8. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be...
SUGAR FUCKING GLIDER.
9. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
FFFFFFF. I don't even know. Dolphin? :3
10. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be...
A fucking TREE FROG. WAIT NO, A FIRE SALAMANDER.
11. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be...
A peacock. FUCK YEAR.
12. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be...
WASP. OH YEAH. D:<
13. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be...
A batcat? Or a foxcat...OR...oh man I don't even know. OOOH! RED PANDA/KITTY. OH MAN YES
14. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be...
A Japanese demon of some sort. ;3
15. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon , it'd be...
Raichu! Oooooooor Vaporeon.
16. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be...
Lancer Evolution VII. FUCK YOUR SHIT.
~1. If your fursona had to be a primate, it'd be...
I guess a lemur?
2. If your fursona had to be a feline, it'd be...
I AM ALREADY A FELINE. But I guess if I had to choose another, she would be a bengal kitty. OR A CARACAL. :3
3. If your fursona had to be a canine, it'd be...
Arctic fox. SO FUCKING CUTE.
4. If your fursona had to be a hoofed animal, it'd be...
A horsie! :D
5. Cetacean?
KILLAR WHALE. :3
6. If your fursona had to be a rodent, it'd be...
A gerbil or a kangaroo maus! :D :D :D
7. If your fursona had to be reptile, it'd be...
OH GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY AWESOME ONES. I guess a komodo dragon? >:3
8. If your fursona had to be a marsupial, it'd be...
SUGAR FUCKING GLIDER.
9. If your fursona had to be a fully aquatic animal, it'd be...
FFFFFFF. I don't even know. Dolphin? :3
10. If your fursona had to be an amphibian animal it'd be...
A fucking TREE FROG. WAIT NO, A FIRE SALAMANDER.
11. If your fursona had to be an avian/bird, it'd be...
A peacock. FUCK YEAR.
12. If your fursona had to be a creepy crawly, it'd be...
WASP. OH YEAH. D:<
13. If your fursona had to be a real or unreal hybrid, it'd be...
A batcat? Or a foxcat...OR...oh man I don't even know. OOOH! RED PANDA/KITTY. OH MAN YES
14. If your fursona had to be a mythical creature, it'd be...
A Japanese demon of some sort. ;3
15. If your fursona had to be a Pokemon/Digimon , it'd be...
Raichu! Oooooooor Vaporeon.
16. If your fursona had to be a vehicle, it'd be...
Lancer Evolution VII. FUCK YOUR SHIT.
LOL FEARS
Posted 15 years ago[x] public speaking
[ ] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth (i want to but i wouldn't survive...)
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy... (huh?)
[x] being touched (kind of...)
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk (wut)
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed
[x] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love (i could never be afraid of this, its the best thing that ever happened to me)
[x] Not Listed: Abandonment :<
[ ] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth (i want to but i wouldn't survive...)
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy... (huh?)
[x] being touched (kind of...)
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk (wut)
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed
[x] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love (i could never be afraid of this, its the best thing that ever happened to me)
[x] Not Listed: Abandonment :<
