monkeycarlo

That is all. :V

All right folks, it's time for something fun and exciting: Ask the characters in my NanoWriMo project anything you want, anything at all. Sci-fi themed story, for fair warning.

Character 1: Perry Vales, chief of engineering. rabbit, male

Character 2: Argot, chief medical officer, robot, ambiguous

Character 3: Luke Kestrel, captain, deer, male

Character 4: Malcolm Summers, security, lion, male

Character 5: Valerie Mitchell, communications, komodo dragon, female


Ask about anything you want, go nuts with it! Just specify who you're asking and what you're asking.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9116336/ https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9116724/ They are here and Phantomapfel is a totally amazing artist.

It's worth your time to spend like a gajillion dollars so that she doesn't have to worry about rent ever again!

Hello! My name is Deej Runner, masterwork creation of and proud chubby coney. I'm currently a waiter, though that's not to say I don't use the uniform for a few dirty things every now and again for some extra bedroom fun! Also, being close to so much food... well, it's no surprise that I got a little pudgy around the middle, is it?

I do have a few embarrassing stories about my current employment, mostly just me being known as the person you ask to take care of all those mistakes that chefs are wont to make in the kitchen. Broiled the pot roast a little too long, the steak came out a little over done or that carrot cake didn't have enough icing on it, I'll eat it for ya on my lunch break.

That said, I am doing all I can to purport the agenda around as much as I can, with modelling and letting people snuggle up to me so they can get a feel for what a soft middle is like to hug. My boyfriend especially loves it! At least, I'll assume he does, considering how many times he's fallen asleep against me.

Now, as for what sets me apart from all the other fat bunnies... well, have you seen the top of my head? Those don't just happen overnight, yanno! And I'd like to hope I can spread the agenda as much as I can, though my carrot cake stores always seem to go towards a winter that never happens *laughs*.

Anyway, thanks for listening to my resume, here's hoping that I get an interview with you guys!

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This is for Fat Bunny Agenda's character highlight. :3 But go ahead and ask me anything in this journal!

I suppose after this long I need to at least tell folks what's up. I'm unemployed and as of this month my savings have run out. I'll have to be moving back in with my family here in the next month unless I can somehow move in with my boyfriend and I don't want to put that stress on him for no reason.

So, it looks like I need to try to get my life together, right? Well... that's the thing. I've had numerous applications with a variety of companies out for a while now, ranging from banks and hotels all the way down the line to fast food. Granted, I'm only in this situation because I quit working for Walmart, but it was getting ridiculous there. Like 'you'll have to stay 4 hours over' ridiculous, not to mention the various hassles with getting a ride to work on a consistent basis.

And it's just turned into a downhill slide ever since June... you'd have thought that I'd be happy after quitting a terrible job, but I'm not. I wish I was back there working, because then I might be able to finish these up and get going with them.

As for commissions... I don't know. I know I've been sparse with updates and that's because I can barely think to work on them, let alone doing anything for my own gratification. My account's been dead except for favorites and the occassional posting of a commission that slipped under my radar months ago or gifts that friends have given me for the past... two months now? Probably more, story wise, I think the last one I did was All About the Timing, which according to FA's vague feature was about 5 months ago.

I admit, I'm floundering dead in the water at this point, struggling to put something together with my life. My nights have been restless and weary, to the point that I sleep during the day and it's usually just me passing out because I've been insomniac for the past day and a half. My days... eh, I do what I can, I try to eat, get in a little work on something, anything, put out a new mess of applications, browse craigslist, look at my meager possessions and wondering which one I can sell first... basically, life hasn't been good of late and I'm trying not to let myself think of more permanent options to my problems.

I know, first world problems and stuff like that, right? Well, anyway, glad you've been sitting through this for as long as you have now, if you've sat through it. I'm sorry to and you guys have been /endlessly/ patient with me and I've just gone through and disappointed you. I promise that whenever I can I'll go ahead and get something to you guys, free of charge, and hopefully you won't be too disappointed with me.

I'm sorry folks and I appreciate everyone that watches me, and I like the few messages I get.

Thanks
DJ

Ugh. After a nasty bout of the flu and an ear infection, I'm proud to say that progress has been made on these story commissions.

[///// ]> 85% done, halfway point sent
[// ]> 2 pages done
[/// ]> 3 pages done

If you don't wish me to continue your story or otherwise, please let me know and I can have you off the list.

 ssj3mewtwo [// ] > First two pages done

 hutchyy [ ] > beginning phases

 taiko [ ] > beginning phases

Slot 4: Currently untaken

There will be no more slots after slot 4 is taken, to give myself ample time to work on this. Stories will be delivered at half completion for review and editing, or expanded ideas. Half payment. At full completion, the second half will be submitted for review, upon which I will take full payment.

The half payment system is so I'm not out any money should anyone attempt to cut and run, and the halfway point will allow me to give an idea of just where I might end up with the story or a test run to see how it flows.

Stories will not be posted by me unless requested.

For further rules, check the previous journal. :D

So, do you have a picture that you wanted to put a story to, but never found the time to do it? Do you just want a full backstory to what lead up to the picture, or the events after, or do you want to show what happened during? Well, ladies and gentlemen, have I got a deal for you!

For just a dollar for every full, 10 point Lucida Console page of written word, I can grant your wildest fantasies and dreams! Bulk discounts are also in place! Want 5 pages? Pay $4. Want 10? Pay $8. Want 20? Well hot damn, son, pay just $16!

Keep in mind that if I go over by only a half a page or so, I won't charge for the extra length.

So come one, come all, bring me your pictures and I'll give you writing for it. :D

PRICE LIST

Flat rate, $1 per page.

Discounts: For every 5 pages, 20% discount. Ex: 5 pages = $4, 10 pages = $8

Will NOT do: Gore, scat, heavy infantilist themes.

Will GLADLY do: Vore, footplay, oral sex, fantasy settings, human x furry

Will do: Just about anything. If you feel the need to ask, then ask!

These commissions will help me stay afloat, so please do all you can to support me while I look for a new job. :D

HEY. Do you like good art? Do you like the erions that've been showing up a lot lately? Do you think you want one? Well, have I got a great deal for you!

 maskedpuppy is going to make adoptables! Just go on over to her, tell her you're interested in adopting one and she'll give you a price!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7520655 here are the examples and happy adopting!

No, not from getting art, talking to folks, favoriting art or doing anything in particular that involves interaction.

I'm just taking a hiatus from writing. Why? It seems like I've lost my muse, or at least my will to write. Whenever I do sit down I feel like I'm sometimes forcing the words out and then it ends up looking worse than I imagined and that just doesn't make me feel any better about my writing.

Not to mention that there's a general all around lack of interest for anything that I do except for getting porn. Because hey, furries like seeing cock, right? Just don't wanna imagine a scene for it or anything beyond getting their jollies.

So, take this as you will. A hiatus, a vacation, or just a rage quit from doing anything story wise. For those who have commented on my stories with more than a 'cool story bro' and a lewd comment about how you're going to jerk it later... thanks. No really, thanks. You were great, but the maybe... 8? 10? of you were just a distinguished minority.

Buh bye, and thanks for all the fish.

So, I'm writing this just a few short hours away from my flight to Corpus Christi, Texas, where I'll be moving in with my friend  Synapse-Einherjar . It's... going to be fun, that's for sure. I'm nervous, excited, fearful, panicky, eager... my brain's flipping back and forth so damned fast I dunno what's up. xD

That's where I'm gonna be, so yay! Moving day. :D

Yes, I'm going to be making a full series out of this (as if I haven't ever said that one before.) So, here's just a little taste of what you can expect in this... well, for lack of a better term, full blown story of mine, so I have something to set myself to.

-Tentatively, I'm going for 15 parts. The length of those parts is going to be (hopefully) 15-20 pages, depending on the content I want to include or what level of detail I wanna use.

-Content. Holy bajeebus is there going to be some content. What I put above translates to about 255+ pages of sorcery, teaching, plot twists and character development. This is a HUGE project, one that I'm going to buckle down and work on on my days off and for a little when I get home.


What can you expect to be in this little novella? Why, a whole lot my friend!

-Romance, of course!

-Several characters, some important, some interesting, some awesome.

-Intrigue! Nothing too major, just the standard dilemmas of balancing teaching and romance.

-Fun! Just your standard level of fun and enjoyment, with a hopefully fully built world that draws you in.


Now kick my ass if I don't start following through on these promises. D:<

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2839975/ Go here and all that fantastic stuff to get all hypno slaved and auctioned off. Only 5 slots, but as far as I'm aware it's free. :3

To prepare for my move, I'm selling some of my stuff. I'm selling simple chain necklaces with charms added for 10 bucks each, 12 to add a charm. Also, I'm selling my DSi for 80 bucks, 110 to add two games, 140 to add 4 games. The four games (or choice of two) are Super Scribblenauts, Dragon Quest 9, Okamiden, and Izuna 2: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja.

I will also be selling various books, please message if you're interested, and I'll even be selling a few Xbox 360 games, to include Mortal Kombat, Mass Effect and Blue Dragon.

Thanks very much, you're all too kind if you think of ordering something from me and you'll make my move in January so much easier.


If you can't buy anything or don't want to, please spread the word! I'm eager to move with as small of a hitch as possible and with work cutting my hours, it's either get a second job or start selling my stuff.

Are there any furry only Terraria servers? I'm interested to know! :D

Well, it was fun while it lasted! <3 Thanks for all the well wishes and the various happy birthdays. :D

Yep. 21 today. Please forward all well wishes and birthday gifts directly to my comments boxes. |D

So, after making some necklaces for family, I've decided that it's really not all that time consuming of a process to the point that I could theoretically make a few in an hour. So... I guess the question is, who'd want to be a guinea pig? I have several different kinds of beads and some cords plus I'mma pick up some more styles of beadage tomorrow after I get offa work.

Right now I have mostly metal and plastic beads, with a few charms and only leather or hemp cord. The leather comes in shades between toasted white to deep chocolate while the hemp comes in deep red, purple, brown and a yellow-y one.

Oh, and I'd be looking at like a buck for shipping, maybe two for expedited shipping, while the materials + labor would make it about $11 a necklace.

I'll be taking a picture of my own personal one for an idea of what you'll be getting in a few moments, so check my scraps soon.

These will be made on a 'when I can get to it' basis... so basically Monday through Wednesday of next week, I'm gonna be sitting down and making a few demo pieces or actual pieces for customers if I get some.

No, I'm not gonna be anywhere /near/ Rukis's quality, but I hope to at least make enough for L.A. Noire. c:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5742302/ This is the kinda necklace to be expected. o:

It was a bad HDD ladies and gentlemen... but it's all good! Everything's covered under my Geek Squad protection plan and I'll be getting the lad back around May 5th. :D

So for all of you wondering where the hell I am? That's where I be until further notice. If you /do/ need to contact me, the email's still djgalven[at]yahoo.com or you can just keep prodding me here until I snap and go all Reptile on you. :3c

(Yes, today I'll be getting Mortal Kombat for the 360. Yes I will use Reptile or Johnny Cage or Liu Kang. |3)

All right folks, here's the deal. My computer keeps freezing on the Windows start up screen. I've tried system restore and letting the start up repair do its thing with no such luck. I'll be taking it in to Best Buy as soon as I can and having their tech people look over it and hopefully bring me an assessment of why it's being a crappy thing about working.

So, for the record, all IRC and otherwise appearances will be... well. Pretty much null and void for a few days, so I hope you don't get /too/ sore with me for being gone!

Now, if anyone does need to get in touch with me, my email is djgalven[at]yahoo.com and I'll be more than happy to answer people there. Until then, ta ta!

UPDATE: Taking my computer in on Monday, just for the fact that I have two days off for it. So... we'll see. We'll see. :T

Please no 'lol I'm leaving FA' jokes this year. Please, for the sake of baby jesus. Or bajeebus as I call him. Just don't do it. You may think clicking the button is worth it, but just don't.

I need help finding a good video, audio and voice capturing program, so that I can start doing Let's Plays. :3 If anyone feels like helping me out, that'd be very awesome of you!

F5 for it, yo! Else you'll get whacked with a premier ball!

This is a really good, solid fighting game. So far I've found that I like characters that can just rush in and mix it up, with one distance attacker in my group. So far my team has been Wolverine, Amaterasu and Deadpool, though Deadpool's mostly just dead weight since I've found that I pretty well suck with him, except with a pretty full hyper combo gauge.

It's a good game and I've had fun with it, but I hope I can play online with some folks at some point!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1999165 Go check this out. Want your stories in e-book format? Want to eventually get a little coin for each download? Well go check this out! Smokescale Aquatos (Author of a good number of stories) is opening up his own little publication thing! Now, go check it out. :3