BECAUSE I WANNA :D

Your man side:

[x] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans. (Jeans are anti love. :C
[ ] Dogs are better than cats
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture (bull! It's the most fun thing ever!)
[ ] Sad movies suck
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. (Fuck year, hot wheels)
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV. (Foot ball fuck year. :U)
[x] Gory movies are cool. (Mmm... Saw)
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear. (I like 'em for comfy. :<)
[x] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.

9 points. Wow, that's kinda weird.

Your woman side:

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink. (A shirt or two)
[x] Go to your mom for advice. (excuse me as I laugh my ass off!)
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport. (again - laughing my ass off! Exercise, yes - sport? Fuck no!)
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (necklace, I might get an earring)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Lies and slander)
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should. (I force it. Smile outside, cry inside.).
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (who didn't? Action figures are dolls, folks!)
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

15 points. This, however, does not surprise me at ALL. I'm too girly for my own good. :<

So, I caught some bug or other yesterday. Pretty much left me cooped up in my room and avoiding everyone because I don't wanna get them sick. No clue what brought it on, I haven't touched a sick person lately or put one of their icky fingers in my nose or whatever.

So I guess I'll take this time to see what you folks like to see. What's your favorite pairing, between old stuff and new, that you liked? Please vote by the letter that the pairing is next to.

a) DJ and Random T. Furry
b) Jerry and Mason
c) Fikri and Parker
d) Robin and Elizabeth
e) DJ and Calvin

That's all for now folks and remember: Don't eat yellow snow. It's probably just banana flavored. :<

Holy crap my room is clean! It's like... all shiny and junk, cause I really put my back into it. :B Umm... what else... oh, I found Pokemon Diamond again. Still has my Kingdra on it, along with my Blaziken, Rhydon, Gallade, Lucario, and Steelix. :3

Anyway, that's all for me for now, I'm still not ready to work on stories yet. :B

Shit sucks. :I

So, guess what? I have a story completed! Guess what else? It won't be shown in total before 11:59:30 PM on the 31st (tomorrow) in honor of New Year's Eve. :3

Oh, and so this isn't one of those little one shot journals, I'll use this time now for my plans for 2010:

I'll be finishing Life of a Stripper, starting up 2 new series (this one included) and then I'll try to get started on being more firm about my update schedule.

Anyway, hope you all like pseudo-lesbian relationships! Because that's the first story from me for 2010!

See you all after the bump!

Probably not. Here's all that I can remember happened

Stuff.
More Stuff.
WII
Michigan.
Me getting kinda popular (holy crap stop watching meeeee ;o;)
even more stuff.
various knick knacks were gathered (including mr. happy floppy thing. :>)
Got a job
Got fired from job
Started looking for a new one.

and met quite a lot of awesome people (Satosuke, Busterdrag, Cariyaga, Smokescale, you folk totally ROCK. I love you with mouth. |D~)

Never buy this. It is a game card shaped piece of feces. It is a terrible fucking game for just one reason: the Spirit Pipes. You know what would make this SO MUCH EASIER NINTENDO? BUTTON CONTROLS! JUST USE BUTTONS, RECEIVE NOTE. IT WORKED IN OCARINA OF TIME SO WELL WHY DID YOU QUIT WHY ARE YOU SUCKING SO GODDAMNED MUCH RECENTLY YOU SHOULD BE SODOMIZED WITH A THOR WITH SPIKES ON THE SIDE GODDAMNIT I WILL DESTROY YOU

Okay, now this is irritating me. I can understand that instruments are kinda effin' cool in your zelda games, but holy fucking hell when you make them hard to do the songs you're REQUIRED TO DO, we start having shit go all to hell.

Here I am, playing Spirit tracks, trying to get through the third sanctuary song. AND I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT. So now I'm left with no forward progress, no ability to move forward in the game, just because my lungs don't like functioning so well. :|

I know you don't have an account on FA, but I'm sure the various people who read this will know how to reach you. Now, as an avid gamer, I respect you guys' work, and understand that you can't cater to every whim ever from all of us fans. But I do have a few simple suggestions about how to make the experience better for us all.

1) Try reaching out to the fanbase once in a while. We all know how well test marketing can make or break a game, so maybe you should try to stick to one gun. I.e. make sure that you either choose the loyal fans, or the incoming fans of the younger generation.

2) STOP PUTTING FUCKING CRACK COCAINE IN YOUR GAMES. I'M SO GODDAMNED ADDICTED TO MARIO GALAXY AND SPIRIT TRACKS AND WHARPAJIOPJSDOPASIJPINOBINaOINBaOINAOIJ >8U

Wii, 3 Wiimotes, 1 nunchuck, 1 classic controller, Mario Galaxy, 4000 wii points, Twilight Princess, NSMB Wii, Mario Kart Wii, Paper Mario, Sonic 2, Sonic Spinball, Pac-man, Scribblenauts, Spirit Tracks, three stylii, and one freakin awesome trip to Michigan. This is a good year. |3

EDIT: OH YEAH, SPIRIT TRACKS IS LIKE GAME OF THE YEAR GUYS. GO GET IT NAO. >8U

Sledding, bowling, Nsmb wii and Mario Party 8 again, nothing really new about it at all. However, Pokemon Fire Red brought something new to the table: Entei! The legendary dog has been found and added to my collection accordingly, and I'm ecstatic about it. It took 3 days to get it, but it was sooooo worth it.

Onto day 4! slept in LATE today, played some price is right, so I had a lot of fun again today. just so many kinds of sick from getting ice cold yesterday and not warming up appropriately. immune system crashed and I was bed ridden. but I'm getting better and I'm feelin fine again, so don't worry. :)

we go back home tomorrow, so I suppose this wraps up the entire vacation log! so, hope you all have a merry christmas, a joyous new year, and have fun til I get back in MS!

All right, so I know I'm a little late on this one. Blame wii bowling and some golf in between rounds with one of my uncles. So, today was pretty awesome, to be honest. Woke up to an egg, bacon and cheese sammich (home made, too) along with some more bowling. Then it was off to Joe's Gizzard City, one of the most awesome restaurants with a disgusting sounding food in the title (spoiler: it's not half bad when deep-fried and dipped in some ranch dressing.) plus there was a basket of shrimp and fries, pool, and pinball that would make you weep tears of absolute joy. The evening was all topped off when I got a 91 pin strike on the Wii bowling challenge (no trick needed).

all in all, an awesomely fun day, and just proof that I really, really needed a freakin vacation. :>

Technically it's day two as I type this, but TIME ZONES 8D. Anyway, as stated on twitter, much fun was had with the making of a snowman, the playing of Wii Bowling, and ever popular: drinking so much soda I got a caffeine headache. :U But tylenol flowed forth, and I was put in prime gaming condition to get my butt handed to me by my nephew as we played free-for-all on NSMB Wii. And to wrap the day up, Mario Party 8 was played and Weegee (That's-a me!) got first prize!

Oh, right. Did I mention the glorious snow? We first caught sight of it in Indianapolis, and the sun hasn't come out ever since. It's been... dare I say... beautiful? <3

Anyway, stuff and stuff and more stuff and etc, and I wish you all could be having fun with me!

What time is it?

ADVENTURE TIME!

Our adventure is to go up north to the realm of the ice king and rescue Princess Bubblegum. we'll look out for Iceclops, Elementals and Abominable Snow Monsters. We'll eventually win and then help a man get back his diamonds from ninjas.


oh wait. I just watched Adventure Time again. Sorry. I mean it's vacation time! I'm going north to Michigan and visiting with my grandparents. I will be gone for like... 5 or 6 days. during such time, I'll be writing a LOT and doing various things that would make like 95% of you jealous. :3c

BYE FOR NOW FOLKS!

Character Bio Journal (Skip this if you don't give a care!)

Name: Robin "Robby" Lavenders
Species: Buzzy Beetle
Gender: Intersex (c-boi)
Dress: Casual menswear (nothing hidden under, either!), businesswear
Eye Color: Bright purple
Body Type: Lithe, flexible.
Age: 22
Height: 4'7"
Weight: 100 pounds
Orientation: Secret for now!
Occupation: Siman Techs Inc. Jameston Branch; Call Center floor manager.
General disposition: Airy, daydreams a lot, shy
Bio: Rather displeased with his genetic lot in life, Robin is in constant denial about his body's needs, wants, and feelings. When his heat cycle comes around, he's locked in his bedroom, crying his eyes out because it's not fair that he has to go through something he doesn't want to. And when his period rolls around, he's even worse, moody and snapping at anyone and everything. But normally, he's easy-going, but pushed around constantly by his bosses which has forced him to clam up, leaving him very few friends and no actual outlet for his frustrations after work. On the side, he practices Tai Chi and zen gardening, to keep his mind focused and his aggression in check.

And now for the bonus! It's another character bio!

Name: Elizabeth "Lizzy" Hartford
Species: Jack Rabbit
Gender: Female
Dress: Businesswear, Track wear, casual women's clothing
Eye color: Aqua
Body Type: Well-muscled, but lean.
Age: 25
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 135 pounds
Orientation: Secret for now!
Occupation: Siman Techs Inc Jameston Branch; Inventory Manager
General disposition: Adamant, a little bossy, sometimes a braggart
Bio: She works on the product side of Siman Techs rather large industry base, taking in the orders for parts and supplying the consumers with their parts and various odds and ends that they request from the company's rather large catalogue, ranging from household electronics to gardening supplies. She's Robin's best friend, which is a nice way of saying his only /real/ friend. She's rather bossy and tends to drag the buzzy beetle to the various social functions that the company puts together. She's always dressed sharply, and loves to put her hair into a bun. She absolutely abhors being called bunny. On the side, she likes to box and keep her body in shape with weekly workout sessions that leave her collapsed on her easy chair the next day.

Their existence will be given reason over my vacation. You guys /should/ see, come the New Year! ;3 Also, super special awesome bonus points if you can find a little joke that I put into the bios. |>

So, I tend to like music. A lot. And I have some favorite songs. Some people ultimately agree on as good. Some that people think are bad. But anyway, my own personal playlist, and where to listen to each:

1) Rawk Hawk, Paper Mario 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvoaVFLwOgs&feature=related
2) Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9PSliDG4M
3) Smooth Criminal, Michael Jackson (Alien Ant Farm has a version, but it's an abortion): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPy9Nqw4e-U
4) Iron Man, Black Sabbath: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LjbMVXj0F8
5) Rockin On, Mega Man ZX: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwKpE8eAFpI
6) Kanto Gym Battle, Heart Gold/Soul Silver: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efs8VKZJUU0
7) Trainer Red Battle, Heart Gold/Soul Silver: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhdj-nl4X9M&feature=related
8) Galacta Knight, Kirby Superstar Ultra: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDtR0dQTt3I
9) Paradise City, Guns 'n' Roses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc11shaHicA
and 10) Welcome to the Machine, Pink Floyd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvPL67FZN2A

Hope you enjoy this as much as I do. :3

Well, it turns out that my family and I are going to be going to Eaton Rapids, Michigan to visit my grandparents for the holidays. Good times will hopefully be had by all, and I won't go ballistic. But my grandparents are kinda cool folks. They're young, and they know how to keep up with trends of awesome things.

As for the holidays in general, don't expect to see me around much, what with all the gift giving and merry-making and just general Christmas New Years-ery.

And christmas cheer is always something that's fun to have, but I've seen decidedly less of it from my family and from a few people around here. Ah well, it's none of my business, but it makes you long for the good ol' days when you were happy through the holidays.

Anyway, have a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and don't forget: Don't eat the yellow snow!

Y'ever just need to express yourself, get that heaping pile of stuff off your chest and scream at the world for a good long while? Well, that's what happened to me. Details are being kept to myself (or not, if you were on a certain IRC channel when I exploded at a friend). Yay for going bonkers because you tend to keep bottling things up.

Anyway, that's enough out of this bird, and I'll see you guys in the morning.

 Smokescale
 Jeevestheroo
 Dispari

 DJgalven PFFT HAHAH DISREGARD THAT I DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYMORE ELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELL. 8U No seriously, why are you folks watching me, I'm not doing shit anymore.

Also, movies are good, best when viewed without ravens present cause we're annoying little fucks and we'll talk all through it like some little kid or some shit.


Anyway, hah, folks are still reading this and apparently watching me. Not like I'm a writer with anything worthwhile. At best, I'm just another commission whore like Twile or Charem.

Have fun listening to my failAIDS.

Yesterday was awesome, I got to have some awesome braised beef and tortelloni, salad, breadsticks, and black tie mousse cheesecake. All of it was very good, and very delicious.

As for the FA outage, I come back and BAM there are 50 journals going to the tune of 'YAY FA'S BACK HURP DURP DURP DURP 8U'. Folks, we know FA's back, the fact that we can check your journal is clue enough. SO DON'T FUCKING DO IT NEXT OUTAGE. Or there will be spiked dildos. >:< and not the 'unf unf murr' kind. I mean the butt bleedy kind.

And video games, well, I'm about halfway done with MGS3, half done filling the Platinum pokedex, and getting rather close to completing my three heart run of various Zelda games.

Now, have fun. :U

Ingredients:

3 chicken bouillon cubes (crushed, I recommend a pestle and mortar, though the bowl of a spoon can do just as well)
1/4 cup soy sauce (I'm gonna recommend kikkoman, but any other will do just as well)
1/8 cup yellow mustard (I got French's in my fridge, but again, anything under this category will do)
1 teaspoon each of Italian Seasoning, Black pepper, and Parsley. (Might need adjusting, I didn't accurately measure.)
1 small pot of boiling water
1 fistful of angel hair pasta.

Directions:

Combine the bouillon, seasonings, soy sauce and yellow mustard (in that order) in a small dish while the water is boiling. Mix the ingredients well, you should come out with a light brown mixture.
As soon as the water comes to a boil, add in the pasta and prepare it as directed, waiting until the noodles get soft, but still a little firm.

Once that point is reached, dump the mixture of seasonings in and prepare as you would ramen noodles. Keep as little or as much of the broth as you like.

When the noodles are finally done cooking (limp, but still a little chewy) pour into a bowl, and top with shredded parmesean cheese. Serve and enjoy. :3

For reference, I like to call this Soy Heaven, because of how heavy the soy factors into the final flavoring.

EDIT: As a final note, since my measurements might be wildly inaccurate, you're going to end up with a dark brown (almost soy sauce colored) broth. The biggest factor in getting this is to add a dash of soy sauce until the appropriate coloration is reached.

GBA Micro. It didn't appeal to me back then, but now it kinda does, and I'm actually building my GBA collection back up. So, anyone know of a good place to buy used/new GBA micros for little to no money? Or even better, do you have one that you'd like to give up for some extra scratch? Please comment. :o

So, on thursday I'm gonna cannibalize the ever loving heck out of some turkey, then probably be offline for the entire day. I might not log in tomorrow because I'm totally lazy like that, and I'm kinda not going to sleep until either early morning or late afternoon, because I have to pick up my dad from the airport.

Anyway, have fun eating food, and putting on the Holiday 5!

So, anyone up for a level 50 battle against my brand new team? They're all highly trained in their own right (not a one under level 90! o.o) and I'm looking to test if I need to make them any better, like give 'em different movesets or such. If so, feel free to post friend codes and a good time to catch you online.

My own friend code is:

Deej
4855 6118 1441

Hope to see ya folks soon. Oh, and I suppose I'm up for trades or whatever. :3

New icon, it's just a cropped part of the new pic by  Sigil so if you already saw the new art, well there ya go.

And, as a special treat I'll be reading a selection from a new story. You might even call it... a work of fiction, maybe of the fan variety. You might even go so far as To... To... call it... hmm. Well, either way, fans of crocoDiles should probably check it out. Though it'd be hard to Poke you into it if you don't want to, Mon, I just hope my Fans like my Fiction writing for a change. |3

Super special awesome hint: The story's premise is hidden in the words. |D