Talk is cheap - Send money ::: https://www.paypal.me/dlostarts/1
(Mostly kidding - but a goblin does love gold.)

First and foremost, I want to say thank you to all of you for all of your support of my artwork - be it by watching, faving, credited sharing, and commissioning. The past 2 years have been rather rough and I wouldn’t have made it without you lovely folk.

To my commissioners, subscribers, sponsors, and Patreon party-bus - thank you for your patience, even in the face of my reoccurring illness, technical difficulties, and almost destructive perfectionism. In the year to come, I’ll keep trying my best to give you my best … just better tempered with the fiddling.

To the people who visit my streams and take the time to chat (even if not buying anything) - THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY HOME. Hydrate.

To the artists I’ve come to know and beep at in awkward, flailing, cheerleading and friends old & new - thank you for your support, encouragement, and welcome into your circles . Let’s keep learning from each other!

To /my/ fellow “monsters”, “monster-fuckers”, and otherwise-”misfits” - I treasure more than you may ever know. I can't even begin to put it all into words what a difference you've made in my life. You are my family, even if only in spirit. If I've ever cried on your shoulder... yeah.... ♥

To those affectionately called pisslords and shitscummers in my circles, exposed or still unrevealed in full - I love you like one respects something deadly. Thank you for teaching me what you have - I will continue to wish you only what you deserve without ill will. Please grow well for yourself and your loved ones. I’ll do the same for mine.

To my lifemate-partner - *fart noises* ♥ (Translation : Let’s keep being awesome together and helping each other be more awesome. Also smoosh.)

To our cat - you are a stinky crybaby butthead and we love you. Please clean your butt better and stop tracking litter into my lap when I try to draw. You can’t read this but I’m sure you understand.

… But yeah… THANK YOU EVERYONE. XD Let’s make this year amazing. I’ll try to chat with you all more and stop lurking so much on your pages. (yes… I HAVE been watching even when I’m not “watching”.)

Until next time - take care of yourselves.
Drink more water!!!

When's your birthday?
(12.4)

Putting out a call to you lovely folk. I'm in search of "backup dancers" for a club/rave type picture.
If interested, please comment with /A/ ref. If selected, I'll contact you for further details.

(Theoretically free - though tips are a nice gesture)

<3

(Also - 2 hours left on  Uniprae 's prepaid single slot. :::: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6927813/ )

I had a minor artistic growth spurt... I think...
So I'm starting the catalogue anew!

Same promo code as before (PROMOCODE : CATA15) Still "Far too many options...

What do you get?
Head/bust or halfbody commissions up to 75% off my regular pricing when summed

This promo does not apply to "Artist Choice", "Warmup Slot" and "Sponsored Day" commissions.

Want one? Apply here -http://tinyurl.com/DlostIsStreaming with promo code CATA15 (choose promotional)

NSFW accepted as long as it can be easily censored for general viewing.

I'll be taking 1-3 samples per linestyle and you will get a copy of the image in line, and varied color/shade styles at 55 USD

(Let's call that about 10 slots to start)

Thanks for looking!

Greetings all.
Running in tandem with my current fund raiser is the development of the
"Fun With Eri" crowd-funded M-X rated foilo.

All contributors during the fundraiser period will receive a copy of the 300 dpi 10 page (to start) inked folio. (Rather, a password to open the folio as it will be linked to a dropbox file). For every 100 dollars raised by the folio - an additional page will be added (limit 30 - but it could be an alphabet book at that point)

The overrunning theme will include BDSM and FemDom with some subsets of such play.
Eri is a cis-female "equal-opportunity" lover/dom/top . As such, co-stars will be picked from among cis and non-binary 'sonas by way auctioned/bin pages.

(In other words - if you want to play with Eri -you must pay for a slot)

While everybody getting the folio will receive inked copies of the collection - all page buyers/winners will receive a full res version of their page according to the following ladder :
025 - /Lovingly/ Inked only version
050 - Mono or screen shaded version
075 - Flat colored version
100 - Flat with 1 layer shadow + Highlight
150 - Flat with 3 layer shadow + Highlight
250 - Full shading/rendering and Background

The initial list of possible pages include the following :
- Chastity
- Face Sitting
- Foot Worship
- CBT
- Genital Pumping
- Violet Wand play
- "Electrosex"
- Decorative Bondage
- Suspension Bondage
- "Living Furniture"
- Choking
- Pet play
- Milking and Lactation
- "Pegging"
- Heavy-Duty Toys (Eg Sybian)
- Cigar play
- Tubing
- Watersports
- Distension by enema
- Massive + Multi-insertion
- Fisting
AND MORE .... maybe...

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BUYING A SPOT RIGHT NOW BEFORE THE AUCTIONS OPEN , please email me at squick@dlostarts(dotcom) - Subject : FUN WITH ERI with your fa name, your references, what level you'd like to purchase at, references, and which theme(s) you're interested in taking part in.

When the final list is developed - I will contact you to see if you still would like to prebuy the position before the page is auctioned off.

If you have any questions - please don't hesitate to let me know.

Thank you for your interest!

FULL UP TO DATE INFORMATION AND RUNNING QUEUE CAN BE FOUND HERE -> http://goo.gl/TK7jDJ

I'm running a fundraiser for the month of September with the goal of making it to one con this year - MFF. Why? It's my birthday weekend and I haven't had a vacation or traveled in what feels like years...

Actually, it has been years...

But before I can even think of buying plane tickets or registering - there are some factors I need to take care of first, like building a tax cushion, paying my bills, and getting new glasses because I'm about 6 years overdue for a new Rx and the tension migraines are increasing in frequency.

All contributors will receive a copy of an upcoming mini folio I'm working on.

Fundraiser will be running from September 1 to October 15 with the following goals/landmarks.
100 - Phone/Internet for month paid for month
500 - Expenses for month paid
700 - Happy birthday to me! Glasses and a small tax buffer
1500 - See you at MFF (Lack of chaos withstanding)
2000 - Second folio for everybody OR All images in existing folio get shading
5000 - The other option from above OR All images in folio get color
7500 - All of the above and a “create your own adventure” type dynamic comic
10000 - ???? I don’t know. This is a dream. After you pick me off the floor for making this much in a month - we’ll think of something.


Full and up to date information on the drive can be found here - http://goo.gl/TK7jDJ . Perks and ways to contribute are there as well. (And a semi-dynamic queue)

THANKS FOR LOOKING!

I'm currently trying to find ways to expand my base and help myself better be able to live off my commissions - and so I'm polling you lovely folk.

If you can see this - PLEASE fill out this form.

It shouldn't take more than a few minutes of your time and I'd be incredibly grateful.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ne.....7qM3BCvHCK7fI/

<3

Happy day.
THANKS
- KD

Patreon - Monthly giveaways - Discouts - EVENTUALLY MORE STUFF!
http://www.patreon.com/Squick

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In honor of remaking my Patreon (and taking a break from trying to auction off things) - I'm giving stuff away~ I OBVIOUSLY LIKE GIVING THINGS AWAY

(My Patreon now has a 1 dollar raffle tier that carries through to all other contributions (save the highest level) and discounts on commissions. BTW...)

How does the 8 work? Well, I'll TELL YOU~

1) RT to enter - (https://twitter.com/MmeSquick/statu.....15721006903298) . I'll keep track of all retweets until 8/8 and the winner gets a 1-2 character "flats" commission for ~Free~

2) THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME - Have you faved something in my gallery? Entry for 1 "inked" sketch (The account is all that matters - not how many you click between now and 8/8)

3) Feels like someone's watching me - plucking a shaded sketch winner from amongst my watchers (If they don't respond - I'll go next down the line)

4) Double or ... well not NOTHING - Largest contributor on a single commission between now and 8/8 gets a second picture of equal value.

5) Crossing Streams - I'll be taking attendance of my streams. All registered users who stop by and participate in the conversations get entered for a 30 minute timed speedpaint/sketch

6) New Pledges - New Patreon member pledges (even the dollar tier) enter for the chance of a bonus free ink (separate from the actual patron raffle - Please don't be a poopydickbutt and back out after the drawing)

7) Food Porn Me - Supply a recipe, a picture of the finished product after you've made it (little paper flag with your username on it too), and why this is a good food. = entry for 1 monochrome "flat" picture

8) NOTICE ME, SEMPAI~ - Er... not that I'm anybody's sempai... >.> If you've been paying attention and actually KNOW who my OC's are - Giftart of the Crab in wacky hijinks. = 1 60 minute speedpaint entry

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Typical content rules apply for winners.
If you win one of the 8, you can't cash in for any of the others, but you have the choice of which prize to redeem.

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT!
<3

It's that time of the month~
At long last, the lunacy is back! (Did anybody actually miss it? *laughs*)

For this full moon the offering is as follows :

Watercolor and ballpoint (with possible color pencil and marker) , single character - 10 USD
+6 USD per additional character

At the time of this writing - there are 6 slots available and this sale will be open until Sunday, 7/13/14 @ 23:45 EST

What will I draw? Try me.
What would I prefer? Pinups and "cheesecake"
What won't I draw? Rule 34 of characters you don't have rights to, characters you don't have the rights to in general, and sexified children/ferals

Interested?

Comment below with your references and a concept

Happy Full Moon~

aka - the adoptable policy.

From time to time I have a burst of creation and come up with a few new character designs that simply do not fit into my universes... or I simply have no time to do things with them. Rather than letting them sit, I would much rather them go to good homes.

There are 3 ways to adopt

Spontaneous Birth
Characters used as one offs - unnamed- or doodled characters may be purchased in stream are available in stream before going onto the auction block at the following rates (or best offer) at the listed stages
:: Sketch stage - 5 USD
:: Ink stage - 10 USD
:: Flats stage - 15 USD
:: Render stage - 20 USD
:: With simple 2 view character sheet - 55 USD

All one has to do is ask while they're being created. Tis all!

Adoption Stream
Single view concept sheets of various characters will be available throughout stream in anatomical nudes. May include accessories.
Minimum adoption fee is 5 USD. BIN is 50 USD and includes a secondary view to be included at the end of stream. BIN of 70 USD includes a full color w/out background commission.
If more than on person is interested in the design - the adoption goes to auction.

The Orphanage
Listing of characters available for adoption with options for further minor modification.

Further embellishment/development that were originally intended will result in additional handling fees.

However, I reserve the right to visit "my babies". If you've taken good care of them and I see you've helped give them a life of their own, you might have some surprise art coming your way. (So, if you ever decide to rehome them, I'd appreciate it if you let me know where to forward their mail... rather, who is to become the new owner.)

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Graduates :::::

Cindy Lou Mauler - To uniprae

Greetings all. Taking on Iron Artist style commissions with a minor twist.

I will be doing limited pallette digital commissions in two styles and my goal is to complete the hundred by July 30.

Style 1 : "Flats"- Cell shading inspired
15 USD + 5 USD per additional color - Limit 10 colors

Style 2 : "Blended"- Real media/painting inspired
20 USD + 8 USD per additional color - Limit 10 colors

Interested? Comment below with the following:
* Concept + References
* Preferred style
* Number of colors
* Favorite sandwich

Additional character - +70% price for style/shading
"Complex" characters - +25% price for style/shading at artist discretion

I'll respond via fa note with payment details.
BOOKMARKABLE MASTER QUEUE : https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....5ZIsEghd6o/pub
Can't buy now? TELL A FRIEND!

Thanks!

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::: What will I draw :::
Girls of all shapes, sizes, species, and biological sex
Pets and portraiture
Fine Art/Still Life
“Try Me”

::: What won't I draw :::
“Sexy time” Ferals
“Sexy time” Youth
Violence/Hate
Hard vore
Animations
/Obviously/ copy-written characters
[in] Other artist styles

::: What makes me HAPPY :::
Cute things

It's tax time realize I need to pay the government their requested due... This directly conflicts with my living expenses. As such – I'm opening up an “artslave” type auction.
Terms apply as below.

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Minimum Bid Increment – 5 USD
Please respond to top bidder
Auction ends – 3-31-14 : 23:45 EST


::: What will I draw :::
Girls of all shapes, sizes, species, and biological sex
Pets and portraiture
Fine Art/Still Life
Ask in comments below

::: Things I need work on :::
Masculine males
Machinery
Environments

::: What won't I draw :::
“Sexy time” Feral
“Sexy time” Youth
“Sexy time” “Kabikat”
Violence/Hate
Extreme hyper/pregnancy/m-preg
Hard vore
Animations
/Obviously/ copy-written characters
[in] Other artist styles

Tiers :
3 Hours – 30 USD
6 Hours - 100 USD
12 Hours – 250 USD (min bid increases to 10 USD)
18 Hours - 450 USD (First “buy now” option will be removed) (min bid increases to 25 USD)
24 Hours - 500 USD (Or Buy Me Now)(weekly installments are allowed)
48 Hours – Top bidder (weekly installments are allowed)

Anything (drawn) you want for a year whenever* you want it - 6000 USD
(monthly installments are allowed)

Notes:
Rendered digital paintings at 2000 * 2000 at 150 DPI typically are completed in 6 hours without background.

All pieces are artists choice of detail by default unless otherwise mentioned/requested.

Any bids added in the last 15 minutes of the auction will extend the

Auction payments are due on completion. If you bid and lack the funds to pay – you will be barred from all future auctions/special sales. (exceptions being for installment options)

You will be purchasing the artwork – not the reproduction rights.

Invoices will be issued for installment payments. If not met by due date – art slave contract will be considered void.

Should year contract be met – delivery will include all work done under contract delivered via mail on a 8-16 GB flash drive. Secondary contract with full terms of service will be drafted for commissioner and artist records.

* Within reason. Requests limited to 2 per day because a broken artist is no good to anybody.

IT'S MARKER SEASON!

In honor of being able to once again open the windows and enjoy some airflow, I'm opening marker commissions. Sure, they're currently available from my regular commission form, but this is a celebration.

What do you get?

By default, these are small scale single character pictures done on 4*5.75 110lb cardstock. Rendering will be done with ink and a blend of ink, water based, and alcohol based markers. The pieces will take one of two forms. Pricing is as follows.

Option A : $15 - No background or simple shading.
Option B : $20 - Digital background and highlights.

Up to two additional characters can be added for $5 each.

If you apply for a slot by 23:30 EST TONIGHT (4/9) - it's buy one - get one free.
(You heard me. Limit 3 on the bogo, though)

These will not be shipped by default.

How does it work?
Read my TOS - http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4178062/

Fill out my “Special Sales” form here - http://goo.gl/lnBEa
(There's little to lose from letting me run wild - but references don't hurt. Email is FAR preferred to FA notes, but if there’s anything that doesn’t fit in the form , feel free to email me.)

I'll reply within 24 hours or one business day with payment details and clarify the desired commission. It will come from a dlostarts[dot]com domain.

Payment is due on receipt of that email. Your spot will not be reserved until you make your payment.

Due to the nature of these commissions, there will be no check in between stages. I may ask questions for clarification, however.

It is my goal to have all of these finished by 4/30/13. They may be finished far before that.

What will I draw? Try me! I don't promise greatness but I do promise near self-destructive effort. (But, I am enacting the "Shame tax". You're on your honor for that. If you flinch before or while presenting me the subject matter - add the "Shame tax" of 5-10 USD to your payment. ;3)

What won't I draw? POOP!!! Sexified kids/cubs or fanart of big company trademarked characters. /Please/ no MLP:FIM/Sonic derivatives. (unless you can make it REALLY interesting for me...)

What do I default to? Cute girls and femmes. Endowed breasts. CUTE THINGS!

Don't want to buy? Signal boosts and breadcrumbs are appreciated. Just let me know where you linked back and you /might/ get a present (via random drawing on 4/30 - given at least 3 people do this.)

(I also accept tips for jobs well done @ tipjar{at}dlostarts.com)

Thanks a bunch!

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Who is in? : <limit 30>

Making this post as a way of asking for honest feedback from the community regarding my business practices and also as a way of hopefully showing potential commissioners what they can expect from me in terms of production. It’s also a way of showing me how I can improve.

Positive and negative criticism are accepted and welcomed – as long as it is constructive. If given a low score in some area – (5 and below) please let me know why this was given or how I can improve.
If you haven’t commissioned me, please do not fill out this form/comment this post. Kiribans and gift art do not fall under the scope of “commission”.

Thank you for your input.

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Rating Scale
0 - “There is not a word for how unhappy I am with this”
5 – “Pretty average performance”
10 – “I am very happy with this!”

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Please supply the following

Approximate date of purchase :

Ratings : (0-10)
Professionalism
Ease of Communication
Quality
Completion Time Frame
Pricing
Overall Rating

Would you commission me in the future or recommend me to others?
Other comments:




THANK YOU!

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Current average : 9.5
Professionalism - 10
Ease of Communication - 9.6
Quality - 9.4
Completion Time Frame - 9.4
Pricing - 9
Overall Rating - 9.3

The following prices refer to a base of a digital copy only though individual pieces may vary due to content and are a rough guide to my complete offerings. They are, by no means, my limit but what is most often inquired about.

Working size for digital art currently averages at 2500px*2500px at 100dpi. Working size for natural media currently runs between 5*7 inches and 8*10 inches.

Adding a background “scene” without details will increase the final price by at least 40% (EG – Simple portrait with light bg : 25 + (25*.40) = 35)
Adding a detailed background will increase the final price by at least 80% (EG – Portrait with detailed bg : 25 + (25*.80) = 45)

Complex character designs may result in increase in price.

Natural media works limit to 3 characters and increase the listed price by 50% per character. Digital media works usually limit to 5 characters but are subject to negotiation. Listed price increases by 40% per character with digital pieces.

All prices in USD and subject to change.

For other options - please contact the artist directly or fill out the commission application at : http://tinyurl.com/commission-dlost || http://goo.gl/PX3mN

Terms of service can be found here : http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4178062/

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Table Pricing
Avatars - $7
Rough sketch (rough with construction lines) – $10
Lineart with sketchlines (cleaned up and refined sketch – some construction lines still visible) - $15
Lineart with screentone effect : monochrome/polychrome - $20/$30
Lineart with applied screentone - $35
Lineart with flat color - $20
Lineart with hard (cell) shading : monochrome/duochrome/polychrome - $20/$25/30
Lineart with soft (crosshatch/digital tone) shading : monochrome/duochrome/polychrome - $35/$45/$50
Lineart with “painted” coloration : monochrome/duochrome|two tube/polychrome – $40/$50/$60
Digital painting with minimal visible ink outline : monochrome/polychrome – $50/$80
Sketch with watercolor shading : monochrome/duochrome|two tube/polychrome – $20/$25/$35
Ink lineart with colored pencil : loose/tight – $30/$60
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Block pricing
All commissions are done at an hourly rate and time spent working on the commission is logged. Progress is shown/recorded at the end of each session and time spent is recorded until the block is completed. If a natural media piece risks “overworking” on the support – the option is given to start another piece using the remaining time.
Digital only : $12
Natural Media base with Digital color/enhancement : $15
Natural Media (mixed) : $18
Natural Media (single) : $20

GENERAL TERMS OF SERVICE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS REQUIRED READING
Full (and more professional sounding) terms of service are found
<here>
http://tinyurl.com/tos-dlost
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are interested in commissioning me, do not note me as an initial contact.
Please fill out the form at the following url : http://tinyurl.com/DlostIsStreaming
All responses will come from a dlostarts.com domain within 24 hours or 1 business day.
If you have any questions or concerns, send an email to squick[at]dlostarts.com.

If you would like to commission me for artwork, please keep the following in mind.
► I reserve the right to refuse a commission on the basis of content.
► I will NOT draw eroticized children/cubs, scat, excessive violence, or registered/trademarked characters for commissions.
► Time of completion may vary from a span of hours to months depending on the content and level of detail.
► Fandom art is currently my full time job and I take it seriously.
► Commission price/fees only includes personal reproduction rights for digital and natural media works (i.e.: printing out a copy for your wall or as a badge). Please, credit me if you wish to repost commissioned image on a website as "Dlost".
► Say exactly what you want in the most concise way possible. If there's something you do not want to be left out of the finished piece - don't leave it out of your description.
► There is ALWAYS a secret word.
► I enjoy the occasional mindf**k.
► Respect and communication are important.
► If you are commissioning me - you are doing so for my style - and not for me to emulate someone else's.


For commissioned artwork, I accept payment via credit/debit (through Paypal or Alertpay), money order, cash (for "in person" work such as at conventions), personal check (from trusted past customers) and Amazon or Dick Blick gift certificate (only if it is approved ahead of time).

If needed, I will discuss the any additional details or needed information prior to invoicing. PLEASE do not send any money prior to this invoice for a commission. The only time I will accept funds in this way are if they are sent to my Tip Jar. (tipjar[at]dlostarts.com).
Electronic payments are due within 48 hours of the invoicing or before the posted date and time for special sales unless otherwise indicated. The word is breen.

Unless otherwise noted, payment in full is expected as follows after initial quote.
Deposits and payment plans are accepted but only if the possibility has be discussed.
The following rates apply:
:
For commission orders of :
¤ 05 - 25 USD : Due in full on receipt of quote
¤ 25 - 75 USD : Deposit of at least 75% total quote to secure commission to sketch or ink phase and watermarked/"defaced" preview if posted online.
¤ 75 - 150 USD : Deposit of at least 50% total quote to secure commission to sketch or ink phase and watermarked/"defaced" preview if posted online.
¤ 150 USD and up : Deposit of 25% - 33% to secure commission up through initial construction phase.

Revisions due to information that was not supplied by the commissioner/buyer before price quote and initial invoice payment will be subject to a 25% fee.
"Tweeks" due to artist error are available but limited. (That goes back to being as communicative as possible...)

THANKS!

Current Status
Following status refers to non-stream commissions

Monthly Expenses : 0/600
Tuition Payments :

Last Updated : 4/30/14 : 23:30 EST

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Commission Status

General Commissions - Open
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Splash Sale - Closed
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Lunacy - Closed
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Laundry Day - Closed
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Leisure Projects

Catalogue Freebie Frenzy
8 of ???

"Kiriban" and Thank You's
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Surprises and Other Projects
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Readings
0 of 10 slots filled

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Legend :
T - Thumbnail - initial sketch
AW - Awaiting thumbnail approval
BL - Base lines on final support / refined sketch
AB - Awaiting pre-ink/sketch approval
I - Ink
AI - Awaiting color swatch approval
C - Color/Painting
F - Finishing
AS - Awaiting shipping address confirmation.

My birthday is coming up and in a flash of both masochism and wanting to buy some extra little gifts for myself - ART FOR YOU!

For grabs - the following :

Option A - Pay What You Like (5 USD minimum)- Artist's Choice Commissions
Pass me a theme or a character and I will go! ($30 guarantees the finished picture will be full color). Limit? "sexified" kids & copy written characters. BIG no there. Note for payment details.

1:8 commissioners gets a free random sketch.
(must earn 40USD minimum)

Option B - "Food Porn" me
Hit me up with am absolutely 'unf' worthy picture of food or a recipe.
I am a glutton.

Comment it here

Favorite 3 will get a "freebie" single character commission.
(must meet 3 unique commenter minimum)

Option C - Make me laugh
Go ahead.

Comment it here

Favorite one gets a "freebie" single character commission.

Option D - Pay What You Like (3 USD minimum) Tarot or Oracle Reading
1 - 3 card/stone reading using either Tarot, one of my oracle decks (Clow, Pathfinders), or my gemstone/crystal set. (ooh... shiny...)

1:10 readings will get a random sketch
(must earn 30USD minimum)


It's a party! Bring a friend. :D
But it won't last forever.

This special will be going on from NOW until December 5, 2012 - 23:59 EST

(I am not responsible for the spelling/grammar mistakes in the questions; I only wrote the answers.)

Where are you staying?
I'll be at the Hanover Marriott... just like "everyone else" for Thursday - Saturday evening. I will be floating around on Sunday.

What day are you getting there?
Thursday, in the afternoon-evening

Who will you be with?
As of last check, I'll be rooming with  strifechu  bakasaka  rocksteady and whoever else is in the room. I may also be found with  Xhyra.

Do you do free art?
If by "free" you mean deciding not to eat this con, no.

Do you do trades?
Maybe. I like collaborations more.

Do you do commissions?
I'm STILL selling my blocks of time if you're willing to sit with me as I draw (or not) $4 for fifteen minutes, $7 for a half hour, $12 for an hour. I'll have my watercolors, color pencils, and my trusty crayons, and maybe some markers.

Do you have prints/ CDs ?
None of my own.

Do you do badges?
Yes.

Will you have Art in the Art Show?
There's an art show?

What is your gender?
Queer who loves zir boobies.

How old are you?
Guess! ;3

Can I talk to you?
If you aren't creepy...

Can I touch you?
No. Ask first. This doesn't count as asking first.

Can I hang out with you?
Sure, if you find me interesting enough. :)

How can I find you?
I'll either be floating around as a volunteer, sitting in the zoo bugging  Xhyra, or hovering in the game room with my other roommates.
You can also text : 352.234.6353 - [352-2-find-kd] and I'll respond at some point if there's good reception.

Greetings all!

It's that time of year again where I realize I need to stretch out my skills and /maybe/ attempt to get out of my comfort zone a little bit - but lack direction (and motivation... Let's also not forget holding a nasty habit of destroying everything I work on...)

In an attempt at rounding out and keeping focused, I'm currently placing chunks of my sketch time up in half hour blocks at 5 USD each. For this price you can :

a) "Sit" with me as I run a stream either privately over Skype or other video friendly im services (Digital only until I figure out how to mount a webcam)
b) Watch the art come to life as recorded through the Livestream system. (Also digital only...)
c) Shrug it off, let me know which block of time I should give you, and I email you the finished product after the time is up. (Digital or natural media. Natural media blocks may have delays for full quality, but I will take a picture of the piece and email it to you - then scan later that day)

If you are interested in one of these blocks, please keep in mind that I will be working with CONCEPTS ONLY. This means no personal characters (unless your character is /incredibly/ generic... ) and no licensed characters. You'd be pretty much paying for every minute - and every minute I'm spend looking for references is a minute off the drawing clock.
Also, no kids/cubs in sexy-funtime situations. :|
If you're interested, please send an email to squick[at]dlostarts[dot]com is preferred. (Notes? What are notes?) (Payments via Paypal go to payments[at]dlostarts[dot]com).
Thanks a bunch!

TLDR; 5 dollar for 30 minute blocks of my sketch time. Can be streamed or you keep me on my honor to deliver to your inbox at the end of the block(s).

Draw Time Slots (Eastern Standard Time) :
8-7 : 10:00am - 11:30am (natural/digital) 1:30 pm - 5:00 pm (natural) 9:00 pm - 12:10am (natural/digital)
8-8 : 1:30 pm - 5:00 pm (natural) 10:00 pm - 12:10am (natural/digital)
8-9 : 1:30 pm - 5:00 pm (natural) 10:00 pm - 12:10am (natural/digital)

More to be added...

Samples :
15 minutes : https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8552083/

30 minutes : https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8560262/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8560228/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8596568/

1 hour : https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8590058/

1 hour 15 minutes : https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8552138/

I am always open to requests in that I will accept them. However, accepting them does not mean I will actually put them to paper or pixel.

If you have an idea for a picture, please refrain from making art requests of personal characters. (That’s what commissions are for.)

Art trades are reserved for people I know and trust.

Collaborations are handled on a case by case basis (major factors being the subject matter and the amount of time I have free.)

If you would like to commission me for artwork, please keep the following in mind.

◘ I reserve the right to refuse a commission on the basis of content
◘ Time of completion may vary from a span of hours to months depending on the content, level of detail, and my current work load
◘ Commission fees only include personal reproduction rights for digital and natural media works (ie : printing out a copy for your wall or as a badge). Please, credit me if you wish to repost commissioned image on a website as "Dlost".
◘ As much as I would love it to be - art is not yet my full time job. "Real life" sometimes gets in the way of my pace.
◘ Say exactly what you want in the most concise way possible. If there's something you do not want to be left out of the finished piece - don't leave it out of your description.

Thank you for your time and interest.

At the time of this writing I, Dlost, am currently saving for the following things that I may or may not need.

◘ A fancy domain name
◘ A Sybian
◘ Sassy 4(+) TB hard drive
◘ Drafting desk
◘ Rabbit meat
◘ Large format scanner
◘ Good quality color laser printer
◘ Misc conventions
◘ Far too much paint
◘ An army of "talking" Murlocs
◘ Shiny paint brushes
◘ Pretty, frilly underthings
◘ Enough BPAL oils to bathe in
◘ A Feeldoe
◘ Chicken salad sandwich

Commissions and donations will go towards getting me these items. They will also go towards feeding me on a regular basis and making sure I have a roof over back and clothes on my head.