[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X]You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting

CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 7

[X] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week. (everyday)

CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 13

[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.

CUMULATIVE TOTAL : 19

[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.

CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 24

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[X] You make your bed in the morning.

CUMULATIVE TOTAL: 29

[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[X] You have used a VCR

TOTAL: 35

Wow, a decade more than I am now...geeze I guess I should thank the last three years in the army

Remember what today stands for. Yes, its a day off work, and its a great day to fire up the grill. But its also a day to celebrate the lives lost in the defense of this nation's freedom. And this isn't just for those that have gone down range, its also for those that have enlisted. Mothers and fathers. Brothers and sisters. Husbands and wives. Sons and daughters. All of them have sworn to lay down their lives in defense of this great nation. So take a moment, doesn't have to be announced, just a few minutes of your life to thank them for what they've sacrificed.

[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[X] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[X] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 4

[X] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[X] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car. (I tell my squad mates its so I can get a better view of the road)
[X] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 4

[X] you sleep a lot during daytime
[X] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[X] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[X] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 4

[x]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (It counts if my wife collared me, right?)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[X] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 3

[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[X] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[X] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[X] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 5


[X] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[X] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[X] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 3

[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (my dog tags and name tapes count, right?)
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[X] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[X] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4

[X] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[X] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[X] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 4

Final total: 35


Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"

1) Name: Larik M. Khaos (or it will be sometime soon ^^)

2) Name Backwards: Kiral

3) Were you named after anyone?: Not at all, just threw darts at the alphabet, the last name is my mates

4) Does your name mean anything?: Not that I know of, feel free to let me know if it does though

5) Nick Name(s): Tox

6) Screen Name(s): dmaikranz (FA)

7) Date of Birth: January 30

8) Place of Birth: Dyess AFB, Abilene, Tx

10) Current Location: Schofield Barracks, HI (current duty station, this place sucks royally)

11) Sign: Aquarius

12) Religion: Pagan

13) Height: 6'

14) Weight: 187 lbs

15) Shoe Size: 12R

16) Hair color: Some say its a dark blonde, others a light brown

17) Eye color: Brown

18) What you look like: Your average soldier, lean and fit, with a uniform tan line

19) Innie or Outie: Innie

20) Righty, Lefty: Righty

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Straight

22) Best friend(s): I guess that would be my buddy Doudna, a friend I've had since AIT, and also my friend Artemis

23) Best friend you trust the most: Uh...I guess that would be Artemis

24) Best friend (your sex) : That would doudna

25) Best friends of the opposite sex: Artemis

26) Best Bud(s): About half the people in my squad

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Hmm, no girlfriend, but I do have a fiance  hellivinakhaos

28) Crush: Negative

29) Parent(s): Mother is a insane RN, step dad works at the local prison, Dad is pretty mellow and is a Fireman, still not entirely sure what my step mom does, she works at one of the high schools

30) Worst Enemy: Far to many to name off, I guess that distance is the greastest, followed by time zones

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): Don't really have on-line friends

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): *points to the response above*

33) Funniest friend: Greenough, by far

34) Craziest friend: Artemis

35) Advice Friend: Hmmm, my friend Emily

36) Loudest Friend: Greenough, by far

37) Person you cry with: I cry alone

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: No

39) Any brothers: 1

40) Any pets: does a plant count?

41) A Disease: Not that I know of

42) A Pager: No

43) A Personal phone line: Cell phone

44) A Cell phone: It sees more use for work than anything else it seems, i should make the govt reimburse me for how often I have to use it XD

45) A Lava lamp: No, but that would be awesome to have in my room

46) A Pool or hot tub: We have a pool on post, does that count?

47) A Car: I've got a humvee I'm responsible for, I guess that counts

48) Personality: Depends on where I am, at work I'm pretty straight laced, by the numbers, off work or on leave, pretty mellow and relaxed

49) Driving: above average.

50) Car or one you want: I really do want a late 60's el camino still

51) Room: Small barracks room with crappy AC and paper thin walls

53) School: Military related only

54) Bed: A twin bed that creaks if you breath to hard

55) Relationship with your parent(s): With mom and step dad, rocky and shakey at best, Dad and step mom, talk to them every weekend

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: I like to

57) Believe in love at first sight?: Beyond the shadow of a doubt

58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yes

60) Get Along with your parents: With my dad

61) Save your e-mail conversations: Only if they are vitally important

62) Pray: Not really

63) Believe in reincarnation: Yes, more so than I believe in heaven

64) Like to make fun of people: Constantly

65) Like to talk on the phone: Yes, but I hardly have the time to

66) Like to eat: Yes, but most of the food around here sucks

67) Like to drive: I could do without it honestly, I'd rather walk

68) Get motion sickness: Nope, not even during roll-over training

69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Not really, it plays hell on my gut

70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: Negative

71) Dream in color: Couldn't say, don't often remember my dreams

72) Type with your fingers on home row: Yep yep

What is...

74) Right next to you: My body armor, camelbak, and lil 'vina

75) On the walls of your room: Ummm...there is a mirror, but not much else, I don't wanna have to patch the holes when I clear out

76) On your mouse pad: Don't have one, haven't had one in years

77) Your dream car: Late '60's el camino

78) Your dream date: We'd be here all day if I listed them out, but I wouldn't mind a picnic in the mountain, maybe a nice clearing, cool-ish weather, partly cloudy, etc etc, I won't bore you with all the details XD

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Hmm, somewhere rustic and away from the world, mountain cabin

80) Your dream wife: I'm pretty sure I'm already engaged to her :p

81) Your bedtime: Whenever I finally lay down, somewhere between 2000 and 0100

82) Under your bed: My luggage for when I go somewhere, prepped 72 hour go bag, running shoes

83) The single most important question: I dunno, you tell me

84) Your bad time of the day: Right after I first wake up

85) Your worst fear(s): Fear? Dying alone

86) The weather like: Sunny and hot

87) The time: 1759 HAST

88) The date: June 27

89) The best trick you ever played on someone: Duct taped someone to their cot on the last field exercise

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: I have taken a liking to musubis as of late

91) Theme Song: I haven't thought about that one

92) The hardest thing about growing up: The list would be long and dull

93) Your funniest experience: Too damn many to list

94) Your scariest moment: First time I was in a car wreck, really rattled me up about driving for a long time

95) The silliest thing you've ever said: I'd have to compile a list before we could do this one

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: Attempted to push my fiance up against the wall and snog her when we first met, but then she hurled me across the room onto the bed and then pounced me XD

97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): Almost flipping the humvee during convoy live fire training because one of the other vehicles almost slammed into me

99) The best feeling in the world: Seeing my fiance at the end of the ramp when I get off the plane

100) 5 people you tag: Uhh...my fiance already tagged everyone I would have tagged, so it looks like we're SOL on this one