Got rid of the old stuff and fixed the files on a couple of submissions

Now on to the update stuff

First of all, my beloved iPod and I have been reunited since I dragged my English grade up to a 74. Woo.
Secondly, I downloaded an app called CamScanner that my friend suggested. It's actually a pretty good app and the pictures I take of my drawings look brighter and cleaner without fading the colour like most scanners I've used.

And that's all really. My life is pretty uneventful heh

IT'S 12:07AM HERE BUT FUCK IT WHO NEEDS SLEEP??? NOT KONOHA
(Goddammit Konoha go the fuck to bed don't you have school tomorrow or something)
AHAHAHAHAHA NOPE SPRING BREAK MOTHERFUCKER
(daiben)
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[ BASIC ]
Assumed Name: Valentine Zeit
Full Name: Valentine Oz Zeit
Nicknames: Zeit, Time, Val (dislikes this one)
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Birthday: October 7
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Nationality: German, English (as in England)
Languages Spoken: German, English, Latin
Native Language: German
Relationship Status: Married
Religious Views: Agnostic
Occupation: Philosopher, time-traveler

[ APPEARANCE ]
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 168 lbs.
Figure/Build: Tall, lean-muscled
Hair Colour: Silvery white
Eye Colour: Red
Skin Tone: Pale
Distinguishing Characteristics: Clock tattoo just above left shoulder blade
Typical Apparel: Victorian era-style clothing
Accessories: Wedding band, pocket watch

[ HEALTH ]
Smoker/Drinker/Drug User?: Occasional drinker
Addictions: None
Allergies: Seafood
Illnesses/Disabilities: Insomnia, dyslexia
Medications: None

[ PERSONALITY ]
Basic/Overall: Smooth-talking, somewhat capricious, can be serious if need be, immensely protective, sarcastic, smart-alecky, hard to get along with, a bit short-tempered
Likes: Time travel, clocks, being alone, his wife, disassembling various gadgets, mythology, learning new information/theories, sailing, music, chess, animals, steampunk, building simple machines
Dislikes: Being out-smarted, boredom, not knowing how something works, staying in one place/time for too long (with the exception of his home town/time), losing, feeling helpless, total silence, seafood
Phobias: Trypophobia (clusters of holes)
Music Tastes: Rock, classical, mixes of the two (like the Trans-Siberian Orchestra)
Hobbies: Playing piano, building & disassembling things, clock working, time travelling
Talents: Playing piano
Theme Songs:
- Battle/Instrumental: "Lost in the Echo" by Linkin Park (instrumental)
- German: N/A
- Japanese: N/A
- English: "My Demons" by Starset

[ COMBAT ]
Peaceful or Aggressive?: In the middle; usually peaceful, though very aggressive when angered
Weapon: Any sort of handgun he can get a hold of
Strengths: Highly intelligent, great strategist
Weaknesses: Short-tempered, terrible at hand-to-hand combat

[ RELATIONSHIPS ]
Partner/Spouse: Cheyanne Morgenstern
Best Friend: Tobias Clare
Other Friends/Acquaintences: Diablo
Enemies: Luka Belikov

[ BASIC ]
Assumed Name: Akki
Full Name: Akki Shiro
Nicknames: Shiro, Alice, White Rabbit
Gender: Female
Species: Oni demon
Physical Age: 18-19
Chronological Age: 183
Birthday: December 9
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual, seems to prefer women
Nationality: Japanese
Languages Spoken: Japanese, English, German
Native Language: Japanese
Relationship Status: Single, but often harasses her friend Kokoro
Religious Views: Atheist
Occupation: Serial killer; part of the same proxy as Unmei

[ APPEARANCE ]
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 126 lbs.
Figure/Build: Tall; slim; averagely curvy
Hair Colour: White
Hairstyle: Back hairs reach down to her mid-thigh and are pulled into a hairband at the tips; front hairs (excluding fringe) reach to just below her bust; fringe reaches just past her eyes
Eyes: Black sclerae; bright yellow irises; slit pupils; bandages covering right eye
Skin Colour:
- Without Illusion: Red, like every other Oni demon
- With Illusion: Average pale human skin tone
Distinguishing Characteristics: Without her appearance illusion, she has two Oni horns at the top of her forehead; black tattoo-like marking on right forearm; black, blood-like substance dried onto her right cheek that seems somehow permanent -- appears to have seeped out from under the bandages over her right eye
Apparel:
- Dress: Thigh-length black & yellow hoodie-dress
- Shoes: Tall black boots with yellow straps/heels and skull buckles on the outsides
- Other: Yellow choker necklace with skull pendent

[ HEALTH ]
Smoker/Drinker/Drug User?: Drinker, cigarette smoker
Addictions: Tobacco cigarettes
Allergies: None
Physical Illnesses/Disabilities: Blind in right eye
Mental Illnesses/Disabilities: Misophonia, NPD (narcissistic personality disorder)
Medications: None

[ PERSONALITY ]
Basic Personality: Narcissistic, manipulative, sadistic, corrupting, mischievous, harassing, seems to have no boundaries, insane mentality, masochistic
Likes: Harassing Kokoro, killing things, skulls, blood and gore, her axe, fighting, electric guitar, rabbits
Dislikes: Boredom, not getting what she wants, staying still for too long, loud and sharp noises, dogs, when other people touch her axe, when people see through her appearance illusion, her horns, being told that something/someone is better than her
Phobias: Claustrophobia (enclosed/tight spaces)
Music Tastes: Heavy metal, J-Rock/J-Metal, alternative rock
Hobbies: Parkour, playing guitar
Talents: Playing bass guitar
Theme Songs:
- Battle/Instrumental: "Papercut" by Linkin Park (instrumental)
- Japanese: "Hexagram" by Sun of a Starve
- English: "White Rabbit" by Egypt Central

[ COMBAT ]
Peaceful or Aggressive?: Aggressive
Special Abilities: Psychic illusion (uses her mind to make people see whatever she wants them to see)
Weapon: 6-foot tall, single-bladed axe
Strengths: Does not hesitate, has excellent focus once she has a goal in mind
Weaknesses: Extremely claustrophobic, doesn't stop to think before she acts, has almost no boundaries

[ RELATIONSHIPS ]
Partner/Spouse: None
Best Friend: Kokoro Takami
Boss: Sebastian Feuer
Other Friends/Acquaintences: Unmei Kuroki, Luka Belikov, Akane Fujishima, Mayu Takami
Enemies: Amaya Jackson

http://www.facebook.com/unmeinotamashiiofficial

Just a Facebook page to keep you guys more up-to-date with my art and shenanigans. Because, you know, I can't be bothered to actually update here. Nope.

The other one was very short and vague, so here.

(Original profile layout by PewPewPewPie, edits/character/info by me)

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[ BASIC ]
Assumed Name: Unmei
Full Name: Unmei Rin Kuroki
Nicknames: Mei, Doom, Kuroki, Gasmask, Cat-eyes
Gender: Agender/genderless, presumed to be and identifies as male
Age: 18
Birthday: October 19
Sexual Orientation: Demiromantic asexual
Nationality: American, Japanese
Languages Spoken: English, Japanese
Native Language: English
Relationship Status: Single, possibly interested in his best friend Akane
Religious Views: Agnostic atheist
Occupation: Serial killer, works as a sort of proxy for a person who is mostly anonymous to him

[ APPEARANCE ]
Height: 5'0"
Weight: 112 lbs.
Figure/Build: Short and slim, sort of lanky
Hair Colour: Black
Hairstyle: Short in back, fringe about as long as back hairs, two very long tendrils in front, one on each side of his face
Eyes: Very pale yellow sclerae; icy blue irises; slit, cat-like pupils
Skin Colour: Snow white (no visible skin-tone pigments)
Distinguishing Characteristics: Mouth is stitched mostly closed; sutures loose enough to allow him to open his mouth about 1/4 of an inch
Apparel:
- Top: Red hoodie with elbow length sleeves and black edges
- Bottoms: Grey skinny jeans
- Shoes: Black Converse
- Hands/Arms: Black fingerless gloves
- Face/Head: Black and grey gas mask; covers his nose and mouth

[ HEALTH ]
Smoker/Drinker/Drug User?: Occasional drinker
Addictions: Energy drinks
Allergies: Bees, cherry blossoms
Physical Illnesses/Disabilities: Semi-mute due to stitches on mouth; vocal cords still intact, though speaking through the sutures is difficult and sometimes painful
Mental Illnesses/Disabilities: Schizophrenia, insomnia
Medications: Meds to treat the schizophrenia; hates to take them and often "forgets"

[ PERSONALITY ]
Personality: Quiet, can be snarky/sarcastic, bitter, pessimistic, hard to get along with, violent, anti-social, vengeful, irritable
Likes: Macabre things, horror movies, bladed weapons, loud music, being alone, Akane, scaring people, cold weather, mythology, art, books
Dislikes: Children, being pestered/interrupted, hot weather, guns/explosion-related weapons, people removing his gas mask without permission, being touched, insects, heights
Phobias: Melissophobia (bees), acrophobia (heights)
Music Tastes: Metal, post-hardcore, J-Rock
Hobbies: Drawing, killing things, reading, running
Talents: Drawing
Theme Songs:
- Battle/Instrumental: "In The End" by Linkin Park (instrumental)
- Japanese: "Daiben" by Kiro
- English: "Another Way Out" by Hollywood Undead

[ EATING HABITS ]
Omnivore/Carnivore/Herbivore: Omnivore
Favourite Foods/Drinks: Smoothies, milkshakes, peanut butter ripple ice cream, cheese-stuffed mushrooms, cheese wontons, Gouda cheese, shrimp, energy drinks
Disliked Foods/Drinks: Hot dogs, anything spicy, green vegetables, coffee, tea, rootbeer, diet/sugar-free/low-calorie anything

[ COMBAT ]
Peaceful or Aggressive?: Aggressive
Weapon: Large cleaver with curved extension at top
Strengths: Small build allows for high speed and agility
Weaknesses: Lacks in strength, schizophrenia-induced hallucinations sometimes become distractions, panics when caught in high places

[ RELATIONSHIPS ]
Mother: Angeline Fairchild-Kuroki (American; status unknown)
Father: Hiromi Kuroki (Japanese; dead)
Partner/Spouse: None
Best Friend: Akane Fujishima
Boss: Sebastian Feuer (Unmei works as a part of her proxy, though he has never physically met Sebastian; in fact, he doesn't even know her name or what she looks like)
Other Friends/Acquaintances: Amaya Jackson, Kokoro Takami, Luka Belikov, Akki
Enemies: Tobias Clare

I wanted to get that last journal off my front page so I'm just gonna
uh
slap down some profile shit on my mascot(ish) character Unmei I guess

Assumed Name: Unmei
Full Name: Unmei Kuroki
Nickname(s): Mei, Kuroki
Age: N/A (unknown)
Gender: Agender/unknown, presumed to be male, though has some feminine features as well
Race: Japanese, American
Basic Personality: Snarky, sarcastic, pessimistic, kind of an asshole, somewhat violent, anti-social, vengeful
Favourites:
- Colours: Red, black, grey
- Foods: Mushrooms, bacon, cheese wontons, shrimp ramen
- Drinks: Monster, Mountain Dew, milkshakes
- Music Genres: Post-hardcore, J-Rock, metal
- Hobbies: Killing things, parkour, drawing
Weapon: Large cleaver with a curved scythe-like extension at the top
Apparel:
- Top: Red hoodie with elbow-length sleeves and black details
- Bottoms: Grey jeans
- Shoes: Black Converse
- Other: Black and grey gas mask covering mouth and nose, black fingerless gloves
Hair Colour: Black
Hairstyle: Short in back, with long-ish side-swept fringe and two knee-length tendrils in front (one on each side of their face)
Eye Colour: Icy blue
Skin Colour: White (not just pale skin tone; actually white)
Languages Spoken: Japanese, English
Birthday: October 19
Theme Song: "Another Way Out" by Hollywood Undead

BECAUSE DAMN SON WHAT CUTIES
I'M SO EXCITED FOR SONIC BOOM I MEAN LOOK AT SONIC'S SCARF AND TAILS' GOGGLES AND JUST
AAAAAAA PRECIOUS BABES
//rolls around on floor with face in hands squealing

'Damn son where u been'
deviantART and Tumblr ofc
See I told you that the inactivity pattern would keep up on this account

If you're one of the like 4 new watchers I've magically acquired while I was dicking around on other websites, hello!
I'm hardly ever active here. Sorry.
Mostly on dA (DO0MED) and Tumblr (survey-corps-eren-jaeger)
Also playing Pokemon X
I'm really bad at it tho I can't beat the Elite Four and everybody says it's easy
s obs

Anyway, uh, tomorrow my best friend Foxx (I call her Kitsune-chan to piss her off) is coming over to spend the weekend at my house since I turn 16 on Sunday
And Saturday she and I are going to the mall with my other friends Val and Liz to shop and to see Frozen
//I'm buying a Vocaloid t-shirt from FYE before anything else

But yeah holy shit I'm gonna be 16


On another note, I'm kinda drifting away from the Sonic and Homestuck stuff. I still love both, don't get me wrong, I'm just not motivated to draw them anymore. I'm mostly drawing anime stuff now. You'll still see Sonic and cartoon drawings though, I haven't completely stopped drawing them!

Mm, I don't really have anything else to put here now, actually.
//translation: my life is boring as fuck

Bye!

- Unmei-chan

Uh just some things you should know before watching me I guess.

- I don't do mature art except some morbid/violent/bloody shit
- I'm a pansexual Unitarian Christian so if that bothers you to the point that you need to comment about it I think you need to leave
- Kenadee is not my real first name. I'd rather keep that private.
- I don't do commissions, art trades, collaborations, or requests.
- I can be kinda opinionated and my morals are pretty much set in stone
- I wasn't extremely active on my old accounts (that will not be given out) and I'm not gonna lie, that pattern will probably continue here.