Just taking a shot in the dark here, but would anyone be interested in this sort of thing from me? I realize I haven't quite updated this place in a while, so it might be a nice way to dust off some cobwebs.


If so, I'll go ahead and start a queue. Be sure to note me with your character references and whatnot, and we'll take it from there!

I'll open up five slots for now:

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2.
3.
4.
5.

Howdy, folks. Just giving you all a head's up that I've decided to start fresh and get rid of all my older stuff - that is, everything from the beginning to about early 2009.

Meaning if you see anything that you happen to like - and God help you if you do - it would be in your best interest to save it as soon as possible.

I won't start deleting anything until the end of the first week of May, just to give everyone a fair amount of time. So until then, salvage what you can.


EDIT: Three days left. Seriously, save all you see fit to be saved.

Is what I'm sure some of you are asking. And yes, I've been to a couple of places. Just not here.

My reasons for that are the usual rot - been extremely busy with school, getting really lazy, et cetera - so I'm obviously not going to bother getting into any detail. Yet I will say that since my nightmare of a school year is over and I've fully recuperated, my drawing mood has since gone full steam ahead. I won't make any huge promises, but I am positive that you'll all be seeing more from me within the next month, so keep your eyes peeled and your toes crossed.



One more thing. There's a good possibility that later on this summer, I'll finally open up commissions. I'll keep you guys posted on that...

As a first order of business, I presume the lot of you want me to provide some sort of update on my behalf.

Well, I'm afraid the last several months for me have been notably dry, in regards to both artwork and otherwise. Schoolwork has put itself at the forefront of my schedule, which is scarcely an unusual thing, but coupled with my growing habits of procrastination and overall laziness, it's leaving me little time for updates. Hopefully soon, I'll find enough motivation to get my shit together and start drawing again, but until then, you'll have to bear with me.

Now, with that out of the way, on to the contrived meme. Which at this point, I'm several weeks late with:

PRO:
1)I like when you draw _______________________.
2)I wish you drew more _______________________.
3)I wish you drew more fanart of these series/characters:
4)I wish you did more original art of these characters:
5)I love how you draw ________________________.
6)If you were to do a comic of/about I would be soooo happy!:
7)If I could get you to draw anything I'd get you to draw ___________________.
8)My favorite part of your work is __________________________.

CON:
9)I hate when you draw _________________.
10)I wish you drew less ___________________.
11)Stop drawing ________________!

OTHER:
13)When I think of your art I think ______________________.
14)If I had to describe your work I'd say ______________________.

Yes, because these are the only kinds of things I ever post on here.

1. The first ten people who comment on this will have their name posted up on here along with links to what I think are their best pictures and a comment on how I feel about them overall.

2. By commenting, you post a similar journal with yours truly in the first space.

Since I yoinked this off of  Apes_of_Wrath's journal, he gets first dibs:

1.  Apes_of_Wrath
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1430216/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2302248/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2433620/
Some pretty interesting transformation work, along with a multitude of gorgeous gals and a great sense of humour.

2.  Sonderjen
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/940573/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1375194/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2300961
A clever and talented ol' bean who succeeds in both traditional and digital media, has a great toony style, and draws things ranging from sexy to brilliantly funny.

3.  TigerBlack
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1160170/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1664729/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1745966/
A man with a nack for delicious, bountiful women and a cute style to back it up.

4.  furfaggotry
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2047680/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2110567/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2110596/
A stinging, cynical sense of humour combined with a nice and twisted style.

5.  kidcrash
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1842698/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2189707/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2362125/
Though the linework itself is not of his doing, the chap has some neat colouring skills and one damn hot character.

6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Well, yes, I finally decided to start one of these things. Don't ask why, but trust the fact that my mind works in strange, mysterious ways.


So I'll be cut and dry. The rules are simple:

1. Think of any anthropomorphic female Disney character, be it from a film, a TV show, whatever...and turn her into a gigantic, hulking powerhouse. Honourable mentions will be given to those who also provide them with noticeably buxom qualities.

2. Clad your girl of choice in any sexy outfit you fancy, preferably one that is revealing in nature.

3. Position your wench in a seductive fashion. This can be done in any way you please, from a flirty expression to blatantly showing off the goods.


One more thing. I will allow repeats on characters, but it would be best if you try something no one else has done before. Be creative, people.

EDIT: I decided to change the deadline to July 1st, so everyone now has another month to join in.

I also made the guidelines just a tad more lenient, if you're not able to tell already.

For those who wish to participate and have completed an entry, just send me a note and I'll slap the link to your picture right on this journal.

Done deal then? Good! Let us begin!



Current Entries:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2365861 by  venusgospel2007

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2316842 by me.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2361599 by me...again.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2451608 by  Massive

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2457440/ by  RedSilver

Draw me crap.







Now.

Yeah.

So assuming you all haven't heard it a million times already, a Happy (Late) New Year to everyone.


Also, I'm taking a break from porn. It's starting to bore me.

Done because I was getting mighty sick of that last one.



1. Do I have a distinct style of drawing?
2. If so, what exactly is it that defines my "style"?
3. Would you say my art usually follows a 'theme'?
4. Is there anything I really need to improve on or change?
5. Does my style (if I have one) remind you of/look like the style of anyone else?
6. Judging from whatever art of mine that you've seen, what do you think I do the best at?
7. What do you think I suck at?

First, an update.


Things are going fine.










Now then...

Upon commenting on this journal, I shall:

a) tell you how I know you
b) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc.,
c) tell you something I like about you,
d) tell you a memory I have of you,
e) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
f) tell you my favorite pic of yours,
g) in return, you must post this in your journal.

Blame  suicidalfox for this.

Filler at 1 in the morning.

1. People with Yiddish accents.
2. Dogs humping.
3. The word "delicious."
4. Songs played backwards.
5. Little kids crying.
6. Fat people.
7. Christopher Walken.
8. The photo of Lee Harvey Oswald getting shot.
9. Exploding heads.
10. Mexican stereotypes.
11. Jeff Goldblum's face.
12. Billy Mays commercials.
13. Kim Jong-il.
14. Old senile Puerto Ricans.
15. That face George Bush made when he heard the twin towers were hit.

I loved it to pieces.

The animation and scenery were beyond incredible, yet they did not completely make up the movie. The story was told brilliantly despite the absence of any real dialogue or long explanations. The audience figures most of it out themselves. The humour was cute, but not childish. The social commentary was all too true. The romantic aspect was touching and not dry at all, and the ending moved me in a way that had not been done so in a while.


All in all, one of Pixar's best films to date. Possibly THE best. Definitely one I'd recommend watching.

And unfortunately, I was not able to see "Presto", the short that played before the movie began, but I've heard it was just as amazing.

Just a few minutes ago I found out that George Carlin, my favourite comedian, died yesterday of heart failure at 71.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25322638/

I'm really bummed out about it. He was one of a handful of people in this world that had a thing called "reason", and could make you laugh at things you'd normally kill yourself over.


But you know, I bet he's up there right now.....smiling down at us.

Found it in  Firehazard's journal. I wasn't tagged, but the hell with it.

1. How do you generally design your characters?
Usually they're either based off of people I know in real life or they just come straight outta my head.

2. How did you decide on your fursona's species?
Originally, Atari was supposed to be a shy, victimized outcast, a little like how I am in real life. I made him a deer because they're known for their innocent and seclusive nature. His personality has obviously changed since then, but the species stuck.

3. What are your 5 favorite species?
Wolves, deer, dogs, mantids, octopi.

4. Ok, ok, you can extend it to 10.
Wolves, deer, dogs, foxes, jackals, ferrets, gazelle, lobsters, mantids, octopi.

5. Have you made characters out of all of these?
All except the ferrets, jackals, mantids, and octopi.

6. Most violent character?
If by violent you mean angry, then I guess either Ben Nekler or Ms. Heinstien.

7. Happiest or Nicest character?
Mary, though it's more ditz than happiness or kindness.

8. Your most personally significant character?
Atari, I guess. He's every bad trait I have.

9. Sluttiest character?
That would be Candy.

10. ‘Unsluttiest’ character?
Sheesh, that's a tough one. I guess it would be John, who I have yet to draw.

11. ‘Stereotypic’ male?
Rono. Any characteristic that defines a man, he's got it.

12. ‘Stereotypic’ female?
Mary, I suppose.

13. Tomboy?
Ms. Heinstien, though it's more personality than looks.

14. Girlyboi?
Vallois and Matt.

15. Androgynous/genderless?
None come to mind.

16. Fastest character?
Atari. Running is probably the only thing he's good at, athletically speaking.

17. Most muscular?
Rono.

18. Thinnest character?
That's Atari.

19. Chubbiest/heaviest character?
Rose is the chubbiest, but Nekler is the heaviest.

20. Deformed character?
Atari has one antler broken off, if that counts as a deformity.

21. Most fun to draw?
Rose, with all them curves of hers.

22. Any Mary Sues/Gary Stus?
Nah, I don't like fan fics.

23. Draw pr0n?
Look in my gallery and figure it out.

24. Draw one gender more than another?
Yeah, I do.

25. Stuff you don’t like to draw?
A lot of the stuff that people in this fandom are into.

26. Stuff you love to draw?
Pr0n, funny and weird stuff, occasionally some caricatures.

27. Species you see mostly in the fandom?
Wolves, or canines in general.

28. Species you see least?
Bugs and insects. I won't bother naming a specific species.

29. What do you want to see more of in the fandom?
Some classic man-on-woman porn. None of that weird fetish crap.

30. Anyone you want to tag?
Tagging is for pussies. Take it if you want.

Yeah. Seriously, don't ask. I just feel like drawing them.



Tell me what you'd like, and if I like it too, then I'll draw it.

Last night I dreamt that Hannibal Lecter came into my house and ate some blueberry pie I was storing in the freezer. I yelled at him for doing it but immediately apologized so he wouldn't kill me.


Wow.

I've been back for a week, just so you know.



Florida was pretty neat. Saw some relatives I haven't seen in a couple of years, watched "Jumper" and "Horton Hears A Who", went to Busch Gardens and had a swell time there.


It was all good.

Going to see relatives in Florida.


Back in about a week.

The hell with it. It looks like everyone else has done it, anyway.

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.


Hello Vietnam in my pants.
Fun zone in my pants. Self-explanatory.
One more minute in my pants.
Astronomy domine in my pants.
Old master painter in my pants.
Cabin essence in my pants.
I'm only human in my pants.
Spam in my pants.
Time in my pants.
The final countdown in my pants.
I remember Larry in my pants. Win.
I want to marry a lighthouse keeper in my pants.
Mother in my pants.
Child is the father of the man in my pants.
Keep talking in my pants.





Also, ass-kissing:http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/318398/

My end of the deal with  FenrirB


For the first ten people who comment, I'll list my three favourite pics in their gallery and say why I like them, so long as they post the same thing in their journals.

I think the herm fetish was created so that gays and bisexuals who posed as straight coud have an excuse for liking big dicks.


That is all.

001. I like laser pointers
002. I don't drink water
003. I believe in world peace
004. I sleep with a plushie
005. I'm ambidextrous
006. People accept me how I am
007. I'm addict to anime/manga
008. I speak 1337 better than english
009. I'm daltonic - The hell?
010. I don't like mirrors
011. I play card games
012. Puppy eyes melt my heart
013. I have a job
014. I love chocolate
015. I can type faster than I speak
016. My heart is easier to break than my bones
017. I collect things
018. I don't trust people
019. I have a lucky number
020. I'm afraid of knives
021. I start too many projects and never finish them
022. I have more than one pet
023. I can't see anything without my glasses on
024. I play chess
025. I have lied to protect other people
026. I am vegetarian
027. I know the future
028. I prefer books than movies
029. I love to draw
030. I don't have brothers
031. My handwriting is unreadable
032. I believe in extraterrestrial life
033. I don't use Google
034. I can't live without my cellphone
035. I always wear a cap
036. I have more diskettes than books
037. I've never seen a snow day
038. I'm not religious
039. I can understand graffiti tags
040. I'm not afraid of death
041. I go to the bathroom more than 7 times a day
042. I believe the government is into a conspiracy
043. I love videogames
044. I'm an activist for the defense of nature
045. I'm a moody person
046. I always carry a weapon with myself
047. I prefer cold than hot - Usually
048. I look for known shapes in the clouds
049. My Internet connection sucks
050. I rarely go to the cinema
051. I'm old
052. I have insomnia
053. I have tattoos
054. I don't know what people expect from me
055. I'm unbeatable in domino
056. I don't like IMs (Instant Messengers, like MSN or Yahoo)
057. Horror movies scare me
058. I used to eat non-toxic glue
059. I feel rather than think
060. I use Firefox
061. I have hope
062. I have a car
063. I remember what I dream
064. I don't need to use Liquid Paper/Corrector Pen
065. I'm patriotic
066. I worship the devil
067. I hate Windows XP
068. I like solving crossword puzzles
069. I have a social life
070. I always read the newspaper
071. I checked the box to avoid seeing mature content in dA
072. My I.Q. is above 160
073. I like mexican food
074. I don't give a good impression
075. I get bored easily
076. I'm passing through a period of changes
077. I hate taking a bath
078. I can't go out without makeup
079. I don't know what RAM is
080. I like to talk about politics
081. I have a third eye
082. I'm uninteresting
083. I have a Blog
084. I have to take pills
085. I have lots of CDs
086. I always have a dictionary at hand
087. I'm tired of this quiz
088. I care about copyright protection
089. My computer is older than me
090. I have a boyfriend/girlfriend
091. I see dead people
092. I drink tea
093. I have a good memory
094. I've never been to a concert
095. I enter to my house through the window
096. When I was a child, I wanted to be an astronaut
097. I don't watch TV
098. I'm irresistible
099. I have invisible friends
100. I love FurAffinity

In the words of Lewis Black, "If you're going to plan something, just plan it, because when it finally happens, it's never as good as you wanted it to be."

Which is why I'm not anticipating anything for '08.




Hope you all make the best out of the new year.

The new server had better be pretty fucking good. Sheesh.


I just finished having a four day weekend. As usual, I wasted it by sleeping and listening to crappy music. I did manage to serve water at a local fund race, though. That's good, right?

Just some filler.


1. What is your character's name?
Atari Nerdvert

2. What is your character's name in another language?
Atari Nerdvert?

3. How old is he/she?
Somewhere between 19 and 22.

4. What is your character's race/species?
White-tailed deer.

5. Do they have a crush?
Define "crush"...

6. Do they have many friends?
Some, but not many.

7. What planet is your character from?
Earth.

8. Does your character like to eat?
Yes, alot.

9. What's his/sher favorite food?
Burgers.

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Sangrias and Powerade.

11. Is your character annoying?
To some.

13. Is your character loved?
Probably not.

14. Is your character hated?
Maybe.

15. Is he/she emo/goth?
No.

16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Straight.

17. Is he/she a virgin?
Hell no.

18. Name 3 hobbies
Having sex, playing video games, playing the keyboard.

19. Is your character normal?
No.

20. Is your character attractive?
To some, yes. To others, no.

21. How does your character handle emotions?
By drinking and having sex.

22. Does your character have other forms?
No, not really.

23. Does your character overreact?
Sometimes.

24. Is your character a criminal?
Probably.

25. Does your character go to school?
Yes.

26. What's his/her IQ?
Somewhere between the 150's and 60's.

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Maybe.

28. Is your character dead?
No.

29. Does your character have a family?
Yes, an estranged one.

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
A couple of times.

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Whenever he has sex.

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
None, really.

33. Is your character single?
Yes.

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Nope.

35. Does he/she have an element?
?

36. Do you role-play your character?
Sometimes.

37. Do you write about your character?
Occasionally.

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Yeah.

39. Does your character get depressed?
No.

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Wolves.

41. Does your character have any fears?
Herpes?

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Several.

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
No.

44. Does your character like music?
Yep.

45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
80's rock.

46. Is he/she impatient?
Yes.

47. What's something funny about your character?
He gets a swirly on a daily basis.

48. Name 5 nicknames
Atari.

49. Does your character curse?
Alot.

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
What the hell was that for?