My dear, friendly furs, life performs the fastest 180 I've ever fucking seen!!!

Hello there! It's true though, I mean, holy shit. Fuck. Damn.

I have so many things happening right now!!

Firstly, I have an interview for a better paying job on Tuesday! It might even be a full time position, which would be awesome! :D

I'm also moving into my very first apartment at the end of this month :D And thank fucking Christ, because I need to be in my own space. I'll have two roommates of course, but just need my space lol.

I'm starting school in January! Taking general requirements plus a programming class :) I'm pretty sure I'm going for a Bachelor's in Computer Programming because I love it, but I'm just excited to be going back :)

I'm getting a new laptop in about the middle of December as well! Which means music writing and video making are going to be a hundred times easier now! Yayyyyyy :D :D :D :D :D So if I have any free time, which I will, things should come along a lot more quickly now :)

That about sums it up I think. I eez excited :D

What are you beautiful furs up to?

Oh boy. What a funny punny bunny, honey ;)

Hahahahahaaaaa xD

Alright, so I'm a little tired. Whatcha gonna do, kill a raven's left testicle over it?

As promised, I'm gonna explain the questions in my last journal :D I recently had the opportunity to debate with a furry acquaintance about gay marriage. For various reasons, this fur does not support the movement behind gay marriage, whereas I do. I thought about sharing our conversation with you guys here, because I really wanted to get your guys' opinions on what was said on both sides, but I'm not sure publicizing it would be the best idea. At least for the moment.

In other news, I was part of a very amazing piece of art! Commissioned by , made by , and loved by me! It's just such a brilliant piece, stunning, breathtaking even! And I feel sexy xD Check me out! (Hint: I'm the fur on the right xD)

CLICK ME TO FIND SEXY FURS

Well, I suppose I am quite tired lol. I will provide other updates soon :3

My furs, let's take a moment to give ourselves a round of applause. No really, go ahead! Clap for yourself, you beautiful, sexy fuzzbutt :D Clap some more. I DON'T HEAR YOU FUCKING CLAPPING BIATCH. PUT THOSE PAWS TOGETHER DAMMIT. FASTER! HARDER! CLAP LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, well, now that's better isn't it? :3 Jeez, you'd think I was trying to pull teeth or something. See, we're all a bunch of heroes. We've shown society that yes indeed, you can be whatever the fuck you want to be. If I want to be furry, then dammit, I'm fucking furry. If I want to be a Rock Biter, then give me all the limestone you can find (if you get this, I love you so much more than I did before). If I want to be the world's first furry who can morph into a snail impregnating a black hole whenever I want, then forget quantum physics and don't piss me off ;)

Alright, my psychosis is abated for now :D

JFK

Oh, that means Just Fucking Kidding

In case you wanted to know

:D

I'm going to ask you some complicated, philosophical questions now. Be a good fur and find your popcorn if you're not going to participate :3 You guys are so cuddly!

1. What is the general purpose of a debate? Not an argument (the connotation being negative and emotionally fueled), a debate. In other words, what do you seek to gain from a debate? Do you aim to change the opinion of your opponent, do you seek to understand your opponent or their stance, do you simply wish to gather information about your opponent or their stance, or something else?

2. No matter the topic, can you truly debate without letting your emotions get in the way? In other words, can you avoid insults, patronizations, insinuations about your opponent's person, etc., and simply debate the subject? If not, at what points, generally speaking, do your emotions play into the debate?

3. Do you believe it is possible to win a debate? If so, what conditions would have to exist for a win to occur? If not, why not? Either way, is a win or loss important?

4. Are debates good? Are they healthy to have? Are they necessary? Or are they bad? Unhealthy? Unnecessary? Why?

So here, I am asking you to really analyze the big, interesting, lively DEBATE. It happens all the time, mostly as arguments, but every argument begins as a debate. So, ever really thought about the power debate has? These questions might help :)

There's a reason for my questionnaire of course. Mostly I'm curious to see how you smart cutie pie furs will work your brains and spew intelligence onto this journal's face-hole :D

My next journal will be my answers to these questions, and probably more psychosis :D

Pssst! Your butt is showing

xD

This might have been the worst journal title ever created :D

BUT WE'RE JUST GONNA GO WITH IT, RIGHT KIDS? *sound of gun being cocked*

Ok, well, I'm clearly maniacal and demented. Wheee :D

You furs are just so beautiful. I mean, it brings tears to my eyes how cool, fun, and sexy you are :D

So I have some life updates. Boring shit really, mostly I'm writing because it helps :)

I will be moving into an apartment anytime between now and mid January, so idk exactly where I'm headed but I'll be in with 1 or 2 coworkers so I guess I'm gonna be relatively independent soon :D

Which means I will have more time and resources for my YouTube channel! :D :D :D :D :D I haven't done a vid in sooo long!! But yes, I will be more actively involved in my channel soon enough :)

I have started a Vine! :D For those of you with smartphones, tablets, and other mobile devices who wanna follow me there, my Vine is DoonTheFox. If you haven't already, you'll need to set up a Vine account in order to see my vines. Needless to say I'm fairly addicted to Vine xD

Also on the lookout for a new job! I need mas dinero (that's salsa for "more money") (oh yeah, remember salsa? Good times xD) :D

So lots of life changes happening to me all at once! It's craziness D: I'm also planning on going back to school soon, which is really nuts D: but completely necessary. It's been too long for me, and I'm definitely an avid student. Oh boy :D

And I really wanna get back into a band. I actually studied trombone for eight years, but haven't played in three. Needless to say, I probably sound like a dying elephant by now lol D:

However, as some of you know, I write music, so once I get into my new place and tuck away some money, I'm getting a better laptop so I can really start composing more.

Plus I have to upgrade my account on MuseScore! That will be happening soon, because I have so much other music I wanna share with you guys! :D

So yeah, lots and lots of shit. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeboooooooobop

Doesn't the word bod look like a guy putting two thumbs up?

Aww yeah, I have just invented an internet meme :D

Feel free to note or shout me for chats, we never have enough chats I think :D

*** IMPORTANT QUESTION ***

My Spanish speaking furs! I am looking to relearn Spanish. I took four years of it in high school and rarely have the opportunity to speak it. I recently spoke with a friend who said that while he'd been studying French in school, he'd been talking to friends in France in French. So I was like "HUH MAYBE I SHOULD TALK TO MY SEXY CUTE SMART LOVABLE HUGGABLE SNUGGABLE CUTIE CUTE FURS AND ASK THEM TO SKYPE WITH ME AND WE CAN SPEAK SPANISH AND BE CUTE TOGETHER"

Would anyone want to do this with me? We could work the logistics out between us, but I have in mind regular Skype calls, conversations in Spanish for extended periods of time, etc. The only thing I would request, and I'm sure you would ask the same of me, is that we are able to get along. We'll be doing a lot of talking, about as many subjects as possible probably, so if I don't like you, it won't make speaking the language fun for me. When I'm fluent, it's a whole different story lol xD

Anyway, please send me a note or shout about this asap! Thank you thank you thank you in advance! :D

*** END IMPORTANT QUESTION ***

That's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :D

Hello my animal friends! :D I haven't done a journal in so long it's unnervingly tactile!

In case you were wondering, tactile is a word which here means "a rather adhesive square, usually from fiberglass, used in conjunction with various others of its type to create a floor."

Lemony Snicket anyone?

:D

I haven't read those books in ages!

So how are you furs doing?? You know, it occurred to me the other day that there are so many of you who are the cutest and newest of my animal friends that you probably don't know just how psychotically random I can be. But don't take it from this journal; I mean, what does this journal even have on my 18 other journals? Much psychosis can be found in my past :D

Not to mention the fact that I haven't been random in so long. Holy shitting bricks of Martian Drug Goddesses.

Warning: You have officially fallen down the rabbit hole.

There is a local tattoo parlor here in the land of Femur. It seems that a giant space worm made out of metal dinosaurs repeatedly spits venom into the sinkholes it creates in Femur. It's quite disturbing actually, but not as disturbing as the sheer amount of eyeballs the worm has. Seriously, you would lose the eyeball contest, but you would definitely win the teeth contest. Only because you use Crest toothpaste however. And you're a vegetarian. Always a good plan, being a - what? What was that? YOU'RE NOT A VEGETARIAN?? What the fuck man? You kidding me right now? You playing with my balls man? You jerking my nipple chains man? You shitting the frisbee my best friend's dog ate first but then you ate it again because you thought it was Taco Bell, but too bad for you because it actually resembles Wendy's on a warm, wet, steamy, rainy Friday if there ever were such a thing outside of a chemistry classroom in a high school where the mascot is a toad like alligator llama alien piss specimen, MAN????????? Well alright then. I hope every cow you've ever eaten haunts you in your dreams until the day you die, laughing at you every time you fail a test or trip over your own shoelaces, or every time you have explosive diarrhea, so explosive you blow the toilet seat lid all the way to Pluto... Wait a minute. You should do that. Holy shit. If the toilet seat makes it's way to Pluto and stays there, then Pluto would have just enough mass to be considered..............

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A PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY, THE FUCKING BITCH TASTING HEIFERS HAD A GODDAMN PLAN ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, this is all Femur's fault anyway. Why not just tell the bitch you live on to stop getting tattoos in the first place?

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee xD xD xD XD XD XD

Ooh boy. That was quite the fox hole wasn't it?

Well, wouldn't you like to know? Mmmmm ;) ;) ;))))) ;D

Aww damn, it was a rabbit hole??? Oh well, both holes are getting the same thing anyway. Maybe. It depends on how friendly the holes are with each other. Sometimes, you might even consider them neighbors :D

Lots of fuckery was harmed in the making of this vocabulicious orgasm of diction.

Scared yet? =D

You guys are awesome you know that? I love my furry family :D

That's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :D

YOU GUYS!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

For twelve hours on Saturday, September 20th, 2014, I attended my first ever fur meet! I've never been to a convention, meet, etc. Anything like that ever before. Let me just say my life has been changed forever :D

There were about 20 or 30 of us there. We went bowling, had lunch and dinner, played pool, played some arcade machines, played golf, played laser tag. There were fursuiters, and I hugged a fursuiter for the first time today. Everybody was just so amazing, and awesome, and furry! I mean, I don't even know how to express just how awesome it was to be around furries. Around people just like me.

Now I'm going to really gush. GUSHY MUSHY FOXY WOXY WARNINGS :D

I've said on here before (at least, I think I have) how much the community really means to me. Beyond being a truly amazing art form, I find there are so many psychological, emotional, and spiritual outlets and motivations behind it all that it's difficult to ignore just how amazing this all really is. I am a fur for so many reasons that it's far easier to say I've always been furry, or would be, in every life. In a way, going to this meet was something like going home. Or going to a family reunion. Or just going back to family lol. Ok, no more gushes :D

Thank you to everyone who attended, everyone I met, our lovely host Woofaroo Kangaroo, and all those establishment employees in my home town who very excellently accommodated us animal folk! I wish it hadn't ended of course (not quite con depression, but I had such a hard time actually leaving!), but it was amazing. :D

This all makes me want to go to cons even more now! Lol :D

Hopefully I get to meet some of you other furs here in the wonderful land of FA at cons too! It's just so great isn't it?

I mean, think about it. I, for the first time in a large group of people, got called Doon repeatedly. Even had someone tell me my name was very unique :3

Alright, we all know I'm a silly fox. xD

That's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :D

Hello my furs! Today denotes a very exciting day! Not only did this fox get the day off, a wonderful artist completed a picture of my fursona! It's the only pic that's ever been made of Doon EVER 8O <-- It looks like eighty, but it's actually a face :D

Thank you so so very very much  Dashthefox for drawing this!! I am absolutely over the moon happy with this! :D

For the rest of you furs, check out his page! Lots of great stuff there to ogle at :D

Take a look at me! :) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14550641/

FURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hai :D

How are you guys??? I've had so much shit going on it's not even funny! Best friend broke up with her boyfriend recently, so I haven't been home in two weeks. Shit at work is hitting the fan, I got only four hours of sleep last night... Just stress in general I think.

But you know, they say foxes are the best at handling that sort of thing, even if we are a more anxious species in that respect xD

Anyway, I am too tired even for my usual randomness. Much apology :P I hope you guys are doing well!

That's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :D

I had a glass of wine two nights ago, and it gave me a headache D:

So how are you furballs doing?? :D We should all get together and make a furpile! Not a dogpile, because not all furs are dogs, even though all dogs are furs. I suppose I'd understand the confusion ;D

You know what cracks me up? You know dining room tables right? And you know how they just sit there? And they have, like, legs? I mean, what the fuck is up with that shit yo? And like refridgerators, well, don't even get me started. They like, have a door. Maybe even two doors. Seriously? Get your shit together household wares. LOL

You see, it's all about perspective. Having a quintessential outlook directed from a transcendental aperture of awareness on this, the plane of this mechanical function of existence on which you may or may not coalesce with a label invented by Homo sapiens called reality, by which you claim a belonging to, if not a possession entirely of, and of which I may not co-exist, being that my own cognitive ripples into the spaces of spaces and spaces between spaces may in fact generalize an alternate cross section I might possibly osmose with that finicky sticky label of reality, providing that which serves to define a plane may also be subject to a universal definition of a plane, and here we have found perspective :D

That's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :D

OMG FUR! *D*

I have missed you beautiful creatures so much! I feel like I haven't journaled in my whole life ever! D: Lol. My best friend called me last Thursday and required my presence due to relationship problems (grrrrrr...... lol, could've been a lot worse actually), so I haven't had the opportunity to sit down and commune with my furry friends! So here we are, and what a beautiful communication we have already xD

In a week's time, lots of shit happens! Well, that's what life taught me this week :D I'm finally able to start my second job, things are going relatively well at the job I have, and rabbits are still fornicating more than foxes wish they could if they had their way with the creatures residing on this planet.

God, no wonder you guys think vulpines are whores. Our sex drives are phenomenally over-driven. It's delicious ;3

I'm going to a new city this weekend! Well, not all that new, it's where I went for my birthday only a month ago :D Except now, my sis is having HER birthday! Yay :D

Hate to cut this short, but I technically overslept and I must be traveling soon! You're my favorite furs ever! You cutie pies though :D

That's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :D

Herro furry furry fur furs! :D

I'm going to put up more poems here in a moment, as well as another essay hopefully (no promises there lol), but I'm writing here first just to get into it a bit.

I worked a lot today, and I'm a very sleepy foxy woxy :D

Oh boy lol

What shenanigans can we get into now?

Well, you see, I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with a very famous YouTuber. This is a very common occurrence for me lately, and I know it's because I have a channel and want it to be successful of course. But I've never had a dream about hanging out with Jenna Marbles before, and this was ridiculously fun *D* We both were shooting vlogs while in a car and just talking about random life things. Well, foxes have big dreams too you know.

Once upon a time, there was a thimble named Bob, and a bobbin named Tim. See, they were twins switched at birth. The secret is to name your dog "Perro", because that's how you say dog in salsa.

In Chapter 2, we learn that a bunny named Yamaha marries a piano named Coneja (that's salsa for rabbit).

En la capitula tres, estaremos estudiando las conejas y los pianos cuando ellos majenan hamburguesas.

Oh boy, that's a lot of fucking salsa.

"In Chapter 3, we will be studying rabbits and pianos when they drive cheeseburgers."

You see, in the city of Rabbits and Pianos, also known as Rabbianopolis, pianos actually control the population. They play songs that either act as hare aphrodisiacs or bunny boner killers. When that happens, watch out because an angry rabbit is one thing, but an angry horny rabbit is one hell of a fucking bitch.

You know what a great phrase is? I bet you've never thought this phrase before in your life. But now you won't stop thinking about it. It's going to plant itself in your mind like the phrase "bunny boner killer," because it's so absurd you can't help but think about it. It just randomly popped in my mind one day, all by itself, and I laughed for like an hour.

The phrase is this:

"Sexual Beasts of Burden"

Could be the next best thing :D

That's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :D

Granted, I've made worse puns, but this journal's title is a pretty bad one XD

How are you furs doing?? :D It's always fun sailing around the sea of FA!

In the short time I've been on this site, I've already made quite a few friends, and that's pretty exciting :D I really do feel like I've been welcomed into the community, and considering just how much being furry means to me, this is an amazing occurrence of course :D

So this is a big thank you... to everyone! :)

Also I have a side note lol. I was planning on attending IndyFurCon this year, and it would have been my first ever convention, but alas, the financial deities did not smile on my traveling group :/ However, and I'm just throwing this out there, I'd really like to go to Midwest FurFest in December, and I can't see a reason right now why I wouldn't be able to! So who would I see there? What shenanigans should we get into? If we do a flash mob, someone should bring hula skirts! :D Let me know if you're going, we should have a "Who The Hell Are You In Real Life" Party!!! *D*

Also, I am currently waiting on a commission for my first ever fursuit :D Super excited! It's taking some time, and the person I've commissioned has had a few setbacks, but progress has been made. I humbly request that you, the smexiest of furs, wave those hot magic paws and send positive energy and good thoughts for me toward the completion of the suit! And I shall send good thoughts of having a money or lots and beautiful rainbows and other smexy furs your way! :D

That's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :D

Hello furballs! :D

I've finally put up another video on my channel! It's been ages, but no one ever said a video fox was a lazy fox after all :3 I turned 21 recently as you know, so watch all the ridiculous footage if you dare! Hahahahahahaha xD Link to my channel is on my main page!

I work later today, but it's a short shift thankfully. This vulpine's just a bit tired from all the running arounds. Hopefully there's a pancake house nearby! Why in the hell do pancakes sound good? Damn pancakes and your sassy hypnotist smells!! D:

I don't really have much to journal about I guess. Little more tired than I thought I was I guess.

Hope you guys enjoy the video! Feedback here or there is always appreciated :D

That's it for now! I shall see you guys in my next journal *D*

OMG YOU BUNDLES OF FLUFFY CUTENESS AND THE VOMITS OF MULTIPLE HUES!!! :D

I didn't say it would be the best first sentence, but it's still a first sentence after all. Are you judging my first sentence? Huh?? YOU GETTIN' ON MY FIRST SENTENCE'S DICK BRO??? Well too bad, it's in a committed relationship to mania, YOU CAN'T HAVE ITS DICK!!!!

Anyway, before I consciously realize I should be taking pills for my randomness...

Hey you guys! What is new in the land of FA?? :D

I was inspired by  gayfurries recently when they posted a journal RE: el (the) phrase "Straight Acting." So I have two new submissions for you which are a little bit different from my poetic norm! With that, we stumble drunkenly into the land of back story :)

When I was much more involved in the ongoings of that social media site, I used to write what I termed my "Facebook essays." Generally the idea was to provide some brain food to the users who aren't FB zombies (and a rare breed these people are lol), but I also really wanted to see what people thought of certain topics. So by asking a question or two and giving your own thoughts on something, one learns it's actually not so difficult to retrieve cross sections of the mentalities of other homo sapiens :3

Coming back to the present, I've seen many a journal from gayfurries but, partially due to my technological situation, never really got involved in their journals until recently. So they've inspired me not only to keep on writing my "essays", but to post things I've written in the past and maybe start some debates of my own with you bubbly furs! :) So put your paws up for gayfurries, and I shall include a thank you on a silver platter! :D (no one allergic to silver right? Maybe a wooden platter? They just don't last as long, and you know, I really wanted wooden platters, but it truly fucked the feng shui of my kitchen, and Cerberus keeps scratching up my floors! DAMNIT CERBERUS, I TOLD YOU NOT TO BREAK YOUR BALL GAGS! Ugh, hold on a sec... Ok, sorry about that. Just when I thought having one pet was enough, I landed with most exuberant, but sexy, three headed dog in history. I mean, I just replaced these cheese floors a week ago!!!)

Anyway, hopefully you guys enjoy my past diatribes! Also, I would love to hear what you guys have to say about them! :) If you like what you see, please feel free to give me ideas for future expositions as well!

On a side note, I've put up two poems too, so as always, feedback welcome! :)

Do I even have anything else going on? I don't think so. Oh well, sometimes foxes are absent-minded the way dogs are, we're just worse at admitting it the ways cats are :D

That's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :)

You really are the sexiest furs around you know. Goddamn you sexy furs you xD

Well, soon I will be returning home, but I gotta say, it was an utter blast having "my own apartment" for a little while! Now I really can't wait to move out lol :D

Lots of good things happened recently actually. I recently regained contact with someone I went to high school with who has the amaze art skills! So I'll be having a commission done soon, and thank God because a unique profile pic is a good one right? Mario and Luigi, go back to your mushrooms please and thank you.

I'm also in the process of having my first fursuit made! Can't wait can't wait oh boy oh boy *begins running in circles, chasing tail and barking madly* :D

Oh fuck, there are neighbors beyond those walls. *lays on floor, lays ears down and whines*

BUT MOM, THE SPAGHETTI TASTES TOO FUCKING GOOD!

Eat your vegetables Doon. They'll make your fur turn invisible.

DAMNIT! NO ONE CAN SEE ME AS IT IS!

Well this turned into an awkwardly depressing journal *D*

Anyway, a new job shall be occurring soon, and a much more profitable one at that. Hopefully I'll also have a new place soon, so yeah! Lots of transitional bullshit! Lol

Once upon a time, a little Yorkie with three tails attempted limbo. No, not the game with the damn stick, you fucking racist bastard. I mean, really, do you expect that EVERY dog who tries to limbo does so with a damn stick? Not every dog chases fucking sticks you know. Maybe they chase stones, or ducks, or slices of slightly melodramatically burnt toast! Anyway, before I slip on my soapbox (damn, I forgot to take the bar of soap out, what the fuck was I thinking?), this dog actually tried to limbo into limbo. And he got halfway there you know, but his two extra tails got stuck in the damn portal and then he saw a bone on the sidewalk, and well, you know what happens when a dog sees a bone. AGAIN WITH THE ASSUMPTIONS you motherfucker. OBVIOUSLY, this dog took the damn bone HOME AND MADE A FUCKING POT OF BONE SOUP!!!! Ugh.

That's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :D

OMG FURRY BEHINDS!!! :D

I decided to write a journal today because I may not be able to journal until Wednesday :( I'm dog- and apartment-sitting for my best friend while she's on vacation, and I've discovered that Windows phones do not allow for the creation of journals >:-[ Oh well *D*

A large rabbit stopped me on the street the other day. It was weird you know? He didn't just hip hop either, he totally techno'd. I mean, what the fuck? Well anyway, after introducing himself as the world's most interesting hare, I told him he was a fucking liar because I have the world's most interesting hair and I don't even reproduce! This booty bunny thought it would be funny to fuck up my feng shui punny and shit out some money honey. Goddamn it. Well it could have been worse you know. I once broke the back of a Canadian goose just by imagining what it would be like to have sex with a panther. Who knew geese were so telepathically sensitive? Oh that's right, the fucking Aflac duck did. In fact, he proved it in his most recent PSA to children: "Kids, don't encourage clams in tights to smoke flowers with mites."

Ok, that's it for now! I shall see you in my next journal :D

Oh you sexy furs you ;D

It has been too long since I've done a journal! And I do love to journal :D Harry Potter's birthday is today. But then, you didn't come here to hear me talk about a Mary Sue wizard gaining another notch on the broomstick now did you? No, you came here out of such an anally sore curiosity you don't even remember clicking on this journal in the first place. At least, you didn't remember until I reminded you. It's the little things in life after all :)

I've had a lot of work things going on, but yesterday I had some downtime and discovered a lovely group here in the Land of FA,  michiganfurs! So we has found de local furs! Whoopee :D If you are in my area, totally let me know!

There's a TV playing in the next room and the first thing I heard from it on a conscious level was "deep penetrating formula". That happened just now, only moments ago, and my life will never be the same xD

So I have a question. If I wish to play chess with a zebra, and I ask him to on the proviso that he remain visible to me at all times, is that offensive? On the same token, if I can't differentiate the Zebra cake lying on his stomach from his fur, and he asks me to find it, and I say I can't you damn chameleon, is that offensive? On the third side of this same token we've mentioned hundreds of times in life but never really stopped to visualize (oh and have fun with that btw), if I tell a zebra it would take me 2 cans of paint to turn a horse into a zebra but only half a can of paint to turn a zebra into a horse, and then laugh about it for 15 minutes without interruption (unless, of course, someone offers me a pizza, at which point I would proceed to choke on an Italian man's stuffed breadstick (I mean, a slice of pizza) until I passed out from sheer exhaustion then woke up again, and this would constitute the only acceptable interruption because I would be able to pick up right where I left off and continue laughing for the period during those 15 minutes in which I did not laugh), is that offensive?

I think my fuckery knows no bounds to be honest. It's kind of scary sometimes :D

See you guys in my next journal! :D

My good furs, hello! It's good to be back home :)

I had a ridiculous amount of fun turning 21! So it's been decided that new beverages are amazing beverages! And this may not be the best decision in the world xD

Two more poems have been uploaded, let me know how you like them! :)

When the raptors flew me to Mars, I realized that kangaroos play with Play-Doh far more often than they should, because the individual cells in certain kinds of lettuce leaves protested the formation of butt sex circle squares in a row.

I shall see you in my next journal! :)

My furs, it has been un dia muy interesante (a very interesting day)! Oh well :D Two more poems have been uploaded because fur! Feedback is like the essence of life after all *wink wink* :)

Btw, I has discovered that even though my particular PC won't immediately display the text of these poems like it does for most submissions, if you view my poems on a mobile device, you shouldn't have to download the file. Not sure if I'm just stating the obvious or actually being helpful, but I thought I'd mention it all the same :D

I turn 21 tomorrow! Hay Dios Mio chica, ?que paso en vida? y !ahora soy tan viejo! (OMG gurl, what happened in life and now I'm so old?!) So that's a thing I guess :)

This is actually a bit of a shout/fanboy moment here, so feel free to ignore the next part unless you're a cabbit or addicted to glitter :D I want to say muchas gracias (thank you very very very very much) to Shiacoft and Imaginary Skye la Lux for taking the time to thank me for watching them and for replying to other shouts of mine! (Sozan I still love you *scratches well-groomed beard offhandedly*) Oh well, I get myself in trouble sometimes :D Anyway, as an aspiring YouTuber, it is literally quite awesome in and of itself to be contacted by well-known YouTubers (and by quite awesome I mean the mental plothole I usually reserve for envisioning such an occasion decided instead to become a sassy caterpillar), but the fact that you guys actually and clearly take the time to respond to watchers/subscribers/fans/etc. is really cool :)

And now for actual update news! Hmmm, must be tired or something :)

I will be working my tail fur into the floor tomorrow, then I shall be making an excursion (visiting family) to an alternate city tomorrow, returning home late on Saturday! I'll still be able to get on here, but I'll be doing lots of fun things and shooting lots of videos! Keep an eye out for that if you like :D

Well, it's late and I have to be up early tomorrow. I shall see your animal behinds in my next journal :D

Hello my furs! I was going to write some sort of a diatribe on the many interesting processes relationship undergo prior to their inception, but I'm a little bit tired for that :)

Instead, I'll summarize that topic in the form of advice:

Know who you are and who you aren't. More importantly, know how you change and react to change. Most importantly, love yourself completely.

It doesn't matter whether you look for love or not, really. As long as you are yourself and stay true to yourself, it will find you if you want it to.

Realize that the most impossible kind of love to find is the one you dream about. But, if you did find it, would you really want it then?

When love finds you, real love, don't let it go. If you lose it, it wasn't real love.

No path ever runs completely smoothly and straight. If it did, it would run in circles and stop being interesting.

Then again, everything is cyclical. In this, real love finds a sense of security.

The only real love you will always have is self-love. The value of this exceeds infinitely any potential love you can have, simply because no one else can protect you from yourself but you.

And I think those were the basic highlights :D

Opinions welcome! I shall see you in my next journal :)

Hello all! Today I have uploaded two poems for your viewing pleasure! (Don't get any ideas now ;D) Feedback is always appreciated!

Let's be totally fucking random! :D

Admit it: if you saw a hippopotamus upchucking live eagles, you would most likely want to perform testicular surgery on a piranha. Then again, if you saw Aragog performing testicular surgery on a piranha, you would definitely want to jerk off a mailbox full of letters from the Pentagon and magazines sent directly from the abode of Ellen Degeneres. She's been sending you mags for a while now, mostly because she's attempting to help you get a better style; however, you know she does this with all of her fans, so why bother feeling fucking special? Oh that's right, because her two personal bodyguards (who, incidentally, are the hottest German Shepherds YOU'VE ever seen) paw-deliver them every time! Oh, did I forget to mention the mags are intended for the Uzis they have strapped to their backs? They double as dildos fortunately, but you still haven't found a use for all of these fucking mags she keeps sending you. I mean really Ellen, thanks for the eye candy, but I don't need to stock anymore for the Apocalypse, I already have Cerberus locked up and ball-gagged in my basement. Oh yeah, I went out and bought three ball-gags just for fucking Cerberus. Well anyway, you invite the German Shepherds in for wine and bring them downstairs; you've always wanted to see Cerberus give all three heads at once. During this triple oral session, you sometimes find yourself wondering if he had three cocks, could he suck them all at once? Suddenly you feel a very sticky sensation on your hand, stickier than usual. Fuck! The mailbox spurted tree sap all over you. How are you going to explain this to Aragog, the piranha, or the hippo and its belly eagles? Well it could be worse I suppose; Cerberus could have bitten your dick off. But he didn't, because you discovered he loves having mouths on all four of his heads, and that's the cutest thing you've ever seen. So cute, in fact, you begin to cry, and these magic tears of thoughts of quadro-oral sexy times effectively wash away the sap on your hand. Feeling much more empowered now, you manage to finish your testicular surgery on your piranha friend, who completes his quest to bring food to Aragog, who then fulfills his promise to remove Voldemort's Eagle Belching Hex on the hippo. All is well in the land of FA :D

Alright, that's it for now! See you furs around :D

Whee, more journal! Because why the fuck not? :) This is a simple series of updates, so prepare for boredom!

I tried to upload my songs on here, but it seems they're just too big for cute little FA ;) If that didn't sound like I was compensating for something, well... that's why we have pants! Anyway, please feel free to jump into YouTubeLand or the Cloud of Sounds (links on main page) and listen to/critique/entertain me! The more popcorn the better! :D

I'm turning 21 on July 25th! So that's a thing :) Whee, new beverages!

Fursuit pics and vids will hopefully arrive soon! And I am thoroughly excited :D

I don't really want to leave this page blank, boring, and so DRAB girl. Know what I mean, Peachy Queen? So instead of empty space, I will be uploading my poetry here! Much excite, so wow :D Please Please PLEASE PLEASE feedback me! I would love to hear opinions, critiques, etc. from you guys!

I think that's it fur now! See ya around :D

!Hola! Bienvenidos a mi pagina en FA!

Hello! Welcome to my page on FA! (For the record, we'll just pretend in the future that I'm fluent in salsa - I mean, Spanish)

I'm really new to FA, but I love that these are called journals! I actually journal all the time (or else vlog like crazy). Anyway, I'm getting distracted.

My name is Doon The Fox, and I've been around for a very long time.... oh wait, you meant this incarnation? Ok fine... I created my fursona almost a decade ago and have been interested in the fandom for as much time!

With that bag of magic beans out of the way, I figure the best way to introduce myself is to do what I do best: utter randomness!

I like to create mental mazes of psychosis, in which the solution is a series of hysterically related tangents and the dead ends are a neverending series of WTF's. In short, I like to be utterly random. Check it out!

Once upon a weather balloon, there were four little pigs. Not three, because fuck that shit. The first little pig was like "Damn, where the fuck did I put my planket? It's colder than rare up here!"

The second little pig was like "Look gurl, I am bacon my feet up in dis betch here, dis shit be so tasty meat!"

The third little pig, who was wearing a wig, was like "Hang on, I thought we were the Jackson 5."

The fourth little pig was like "Shirleesha needs to stop puttin' out yo, dem Babes keep a runnin' like the Nazis are comin'!"

The fifth little pig, who was nicknamed Chorizo Chiquito, was like "Pero mira todas los colores chica! Estan muy bonitos!" ("But look at the colors gurl! They're so pretty!")

Finally, having had enough, the weather balloon was like, "STORM'S COMIN' ANNIE! BETTER GET INSIDE!" at which point, after a series of strangled laughs, the balloon popped itself.

Hearing an unusually loud noise, Lion-O looked toward the sky, unable to discern the strange sight. Snarf, however, had turned a terrifying shade of white. "What is it now Snarf?" Lion-O sighed.

Snarf began running away screaming "OH GOD IT'S DEH SWINE FLU!!! SNARF SNARF SNARF!!!"

Once the pigs landed on the ground, Sonic and Tails immediately showed up on the scene, setting up a kiosk. "Good thing I updated this tracker and got rid of that fucking wisp translator program!" Tails jumped up and down excitedly.

Upon Lion-O's questioning look, Sonic merely shrugged. "Gotta make my money somehow. I can't just keep rollin' around at the speed of sound lookin' for golden cock rings all day long!"

"Precisely!" Tails jumped in, grinning. "This chili dog stand will bring all the furs to the yard!"

This ultimately, and quite neatly, brings us back to my journal! :D

And that, my dear furs, is just one of my many slices of fuckery!

Anyway, that's enough for one day I think. I love making new friends and chatting, so feel free to message me! I can't wait to meet more furs :)

~ Doon