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What is this "FAT" trend on FA?
Posted 10 years agoI'm not saying it's bad (quite hot, really), but is there a meaning behind this fad? Or is it just shits and giggles?
Story Writer Taking Commissions
Posted 12 years agoA user on FA named 
kageichi is taking commissions to write stories for anybody interested. I will edit this entry with a link on any details people may need.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4553885/
kageichi is taking commissions to write stories for anybody interested. I will edit this entry with a link on any details people may need.http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4553885/
Eat! Fat! FIGHT!
Posted 15 years agoI was browsing through the Wii Shop Channel, then I stumble upon something called "Eat! Fat! FIGHT!" The game is about Sumo! You make a wrestler, train him, and FATTEN HIM/HER UP! That is awesome! That, and the game itself is fun to play. Only $10.00, check it out!
Micheal Jackson
Posted 16 years agoI can't believe MJ really is dead. I wonder if Macally Calcun (I doubt I am spelling his name right) will give the eulogy?
something interesting happened
Posted 16 years agoToday, I received two emails from attorneys asking me to be a next of kin for a dead person to share money. Hoo-ray, I was almost a victim of a fishing scam! I sent them to a website to validate or take action because of this. That was creepy!
Xbox 360 is back
Posted 17 years agoWell, today I finally got my Xbox 360 back! I have a lot of gaming I need to catch up on. There are games I gotta finish like Bioshock, GTA 4, and Assassins Creed (to name a few). Who knows, I might even share my Gamertag with you guys!
Back in action
Posted 17 years agoIn case your all wondering, my laptop is fixed. It is still overheating in that spot I wrote about before, but the screen is replaced with a new LCD. Thats about it for now.
Computer troubles
Posted 17 years agoWell, my laptop is being a real pain in the ass. The screen is all jumpy or flickering or something it shouldn't be doing, and part of the monitor is getting very hot very fast. This means I won't be on the net as often as I usually do. I try to limit the time I spend on it, so don't expect me to reply or comment as often as I have been. And if you haven't watched him yet, use a search engine to find "Yahtzee Croshaw", and look for his video game reviews on the internet magazine, titled "Escapist Magazine" in the "Zero Punctuation" section. He really hates Smash Bros. Brawl.
Back from A-Cen.
Posted 17 years agoWell, I got back from A-Cen yesterday, and HOLY SHIT it was FREAKING AWESOME!! I bought a ton of stuff, from airsoft guns to weapons to DVDs and stuff, and the highlight of the trip; I actually shook hands with former POWER RANGERS!!!! Jason David Frank (Tommy the Green Ranger from season 1 of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers(MMPR)) even said I had more patience than he did for waiting in line six hours to get my entrance badge! It was the best thing in my life to happen to me so far. Pictures will be uploaded to various places soon.
I'm going to A-Cen!
Posted 17 years agoTomorrow, I head to A-Cen for the first time! Who knows, we might run into each other there and not even know it. And I can't send photos of me to chat, I haven't been on FA that long to trust that much info to you guys (no offense).
By the way, I should point out that I don't consider myself a furry. I am sorry for those of you that I have mislead in this respect, I joined because I love the artwork you guys make. But don't get me wrong, I have nothing against furries; if you want to be a furry, that's fine by me! I was raised to keep an open mind. I don't really understand the furry fandom that much, but I can learn if given the time. And if we do meet, I might pretend not to notice because 1 of my friends once called furries "fur-fags" (at least, I think he/she/it did). And that friend will be with me at A-Cen. But, I might let you know who I am if that friend is not around.
Well, that's all for now! As for me posting something, it will happen, college was just being a pain in the ass. Now that the summer is here, I will hopefully have more time to work on it. Hope I didn't offend anybody (too much). Talk to you later!
By the way, I should point out that I don't consider myself a furry. I am sorry for those of you that I have mislead in this respect, I joined because I love the artwork you guys make. But don't get me wrong, I have nothing against furries; if you want to be a furry, that's fine by me! I was raised to keep an open mind. I don't really understand the furry fandom that much, but I can learn if given the time. And if we do meet, I might pretend not to notice because 1 of my friends once called furries "fur-fags" (at least, I think he/she/it did). And that friend will be with me at A-Cen. But, I might let you know who I am if that friend is not around.
Well, that's all for now! As for me posting something, it will happen, college was just being a pain in the ass. Now that the summer is here, I will hopefully have more time to work on it. Hope I didn't offend anybody (too much). Talk to you later!
Fighter Meme
Posted 17 years agoStolen from 
mitsuro among other people. Not sure if I should do this since I have no avatar or fursona, but I have martial arts experience; I am one rank away from black belt in South Korean Tae Kwon Do. Here it goes:
Intro 1-I was hoping we could resolve this peacefully, but you leave me no choice.
Intro 2-Time to show you what I'm made of!
Intro 3-I could have been playing my DS or my PSP, but NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Perfect victory-That's it? THAT'S IT!? I've had greater difficulty squashing mosquitoes!
Victory 1-You were beaten by a dork like ME!? How pathetic!
Victory 2-Not bad, not bad at all! Good fight!
Victory 3-You were actually challenging! I liked whooping your a**!
Time Up (more health)-Over already? I was just getting started!
Time Up (less health)-Aw, dammit! I was so close to beating you!
Defeat 1-It seems you were the better fighter. I am honored to be defeated by you!
Defeat 2-AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! My BAAAAAAALLLLLSSS!!!!
Defeat 3-Ow! My ovaries! My ova-wait, sorry, too much brain damage.
Perfect Defeat (opponent wins at full health)-Cheater! You...you...oh, $5.00, screw this! *falls on floor in manner similar to Peter Griffin from Family Guy.*
VS. mitsuro
Intro-I admire you, young lion; but when this is over, you're gonna be purring all over me!
Victory-I am sorry for doing that, but it was necessary. Now, let's have sex! *grins*
Defeat-Dude! Were you TRYING to break a few bones!? Damn!
VS.
gator3k
Intro-I like you and all that, but bring it on, Scale-Belly!
Victory-Teach you to like Star Gate! I'm kidding man, I just never got into the series. Good fight, though, good fight.
Defeat-Damn! And I thought a gator's jaws were strong, sheesh!
VS.
tolstoy
Intro-I think you're awesome, but don't think you can slob your way out of this!
Victory-Looks like your farts and sweatpants couldn't save you this time!
Defeat-Mother F****R! I just had these clothes cleaned! I can't casdsfeioghdf*incoherent babbling and passes out on the ground*.
Really you guys are cool, but I try to take my fights seriously. Hope I didn't offend anybody! Comments are welcome!
mitsuro among other people. Not sure if I should do this since I have no avatar or fursona, but I have martial arts experience; I am one rank away from black belt in South Korean Tae Kwon Do. Here it goes:Intro 1-I was hoping we could resolve this peacefully, but you leave me no choice.
Intro 2-Time to show you what I'm made of!
Intro 3-I could have been playing my DS or my PSP, but NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Perfect victory-That's it? THAT'S IT!? I've had greater difficulty squashing mosquitoes!
Victory 1-You were beaten by a dork like ME!? How pathetic!
Victory 2-Not bad, not bad at all! Good fight!
Victory 3-You were actually challenging! I liked whooping your a**!
Time Up (more health)-Over already? I was just getting started!
Time Up (less health)-Aw, dammit! I was so close to beating you!
Defeat 1-It seems you were the better fighter. I am honored to be defeated by you!
Defeat 2-AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! My BAAAAAAALLLLLSSS!!!!
Defeat 3-Ow! My ovaries! My ova-wait, sorry, too much brain damage.
Perfect Defeat (opponent wins at full health)-Cheater! You...you...oh, $5.00, screw this! *falls on floor in manner similar to Peter Griffin from Family Guy.*
VS.
mitsuroIntro-I admire you, young lion; but when this is over, you're gonna be purring all over me!
Victory-I am sorry for doing that, but it was necessary. Now, let's have sex! *grins*
Defeat-Dude! Were you TRYING to break a few bones!? Damn!
VS.
gator3kIntro-I like you and all that, but bring it on, Scale-Belly!
Victory-Teach you to like Star Gate! I'm kidding man, I just never got into the series. Good fight, though, good fight.
Defeat-Damn! And I thought a gator's jaws were strong, sheesh!
VS.
tolstoyIntro-I think you're awesome, but don't think you can slob your way out of this!
Victory-Looks like your farts and sweatpants couldn't save you this time!
Defeat-Mother F****R! I just had these clothes cleaned! I can't casdsfeioghdf*incoherent babbling and passes out on the ground*.
Really you guys are cool, but I try to take my fights seriously. Hope I didn't offend anybody! Comments are welcome!
what is scarier?
Posted 18 years ago About a month ago, I saw Micheal Jackson's "Thriller" for the first time. I got me asking, what do you think is scarier; MJ the zombie from Thriller, or MJ today? Let me know what you think in your comments!
I'm gonna post something!
Posted 18 years agoI plan on posting a story that I'm working on right now. I am currently writing the first chapter, but the premise is a human becomes a sumo werewolf/lycanthrope of some kind in a zombie apocalypse. I want to use some peoples fursona's, but I will private message them first to see if it's alright. Any input from anybody about what species the main characters were-animal should be would be great. Thanks!
I've been tagged.
Posted 18 years ago In an interesting turn of events, I have been tagged by 
hippotaur to do one of those meme things. I am not very good at these things, but I will try my best. I hope his icon appears there. Anyway, here we go:
6 interesting facts about me:
1. I work out to get my black belt in Tae Kwon Do, but I am attracted to heavy/fat/obese guys.
2. I am a violin player yet I haven't taken it out since I graduated high school.
3. I REELY hate the government.
4. I met a cast member of the cartoon series "The Transformers" when I was 14.
5. At the time of #4, I also met cast members of "Beast Wars: Transformers" and "Beast Machines".
6. Even though I am an adult, I like watching old Power Rangers episodes on youtube as well as their Japanese "Super Sentai" counterparts.
And there you go, 6 facts about me. In case I can't remember, here are the people I am tagging:
1. mitsuro
2.
bigwolf
3.
raccoondrew
4.
eneos
5. tolstoy
6.
caesarcub
Thanks for reading, and Happy Holidays!
-dorkman
12/06/07
P.S. I forgot to post the rules(not like it matters now, though). When someone is tagged, they must post 6 random facts about themselves. They must then tag 6 people and list these rules in a journal entry as well as shout on their user page saying that they have been tagged.
hippotaur to do one of those meme things. I am not very good at these things, but I will try my best. I hope his icon appears there. Anyway, here we go:6 interesting facts about me:
1. I work out to get my black belt in Tae Kwon Do, but I am attracted to heavy/fat/obese guys.
2. I am a violin player yet I haven't taken it out since I graduated high school.
3. I REELY hate the government.
4. I met a cast member of the cartoon series "The Transformers" when I was 14.
5. At the time of #4, I also met cast members of "Beast Wars: Transformers" and "Beast Machines".
6. Even though I am an adult, I like watching old Power Rangers episodes on youtube as well as their Japanese "Super Sentai" counterparts.
And there you go, 6 facts about me. In case I can't remember, here are the people I am tagging:
1.
mitsuro2.
bigwolf3.
raccoondrew4.
eneos5.
tolstoy6.
caesarcubThanks for reading, and Happy Holidays!
-dorkman
12/06/07
P.S. I forgot to post the rules(not like it matters now, though). When someone is tagged, they must post 6 random facts about themselves. They must then tag 6 people and list these rules in a journal entry as well as shout on their user page saying that they have been tagged.
