have an older tablet that is still functional...

need like 80 bucks or so to replace my intuos4 pen...

taking commissions to meet that quota...
journal title will read as OPEN until I reach it

no slots... accepting commissions until i hit enough to buy a new pen =/

Commission information found here
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1934879/

1.)  wakboth [complete]

2.)  remmus [complete]

3.)  taryncrimson [complete]

4.)  linahusky [complete]



what the fuck...

in the middle of working on a commission my intuos4 pen has stopped working =/

it may move the cursor but the moment i tap the tablet the cursor becomes unresponsive and the light
on the tablet wont shine bright like it normally does when you're drawing on the tablet...

at least the "eraser" still works and i can use that end to draw... but wtf... the tips are now useless

goddammit

1.) is currently left with one commission in queue and will open up more slots once completed with this particular batch

2.) is now a Game of Thrones fan and not JUST because of the violence and sex

3.) is settled with the recent traffic altercation. Girlfriend of the guy who and actual owner of the car that rear-ended me called to accept my amicable resolution.

4.) is suddenly an avid follower of the SC2 eSports scene. Holy Check!

5.) is planning on attending a live show of Distant Worlds the Final Fantasy Orchestra later this summer

6.) is still working on a comic to be released at a later date

7.) is not suffering ill effects after having an Epic Meal Time

8.) is not observing 4.20 but instead celebrating happy hour

9.) is fantasizing about a well endowed curvy and tight bodied brunette he met recently and will see tomorrow

10.) is making a list. No, not checking it twice.

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commissions to be completed

1.)  atung231

I was at a traffic light waiting to make a left turn when some guy in front
of me starts reversing... I sit there thinking he's trying to realign his vehicle
to get within the lane better... but that's not the case and he keeps reversing
towards me... I quickly shift into reverse and look back to make sure I'm not
going to hit anyone and start to back up but the guy is reversing faster than I
am and he ends up scraping the front right side of my car....

We get out and assess the damage... he isn't even the owner of the car it was
his girlfriends who was sitting passenger side and of course he isn't on the insurance...
they start talking and I really don't want to deal with this so I tell them

"I'm willing to settle this in a manner that would be best for you guys."

and they say "We don't want to get the insurance company involved because the deductible is
$500 so if we could settle this out of pocket that would be best."

So I stand there taking down their insurance information per protocol, and we discuss
what we believe to be the damages, several scrapes on the bumper about 15" long with
fender and headlight partially scraped, the guy estimates around $400 dollars and I think
that's more than fair and I don't want to be a douche so I tell them that I have family that
could probably do the work for $300

the guy then gives me his phone number and tells me to get an estimate and get back to him...
I think to myself can't we just settle this, and try to be polite about it but he insists on an estimate.

I get the estimate, and it's $800 and send it to him because he insisted on my getting one
and now after having a collision center look at it with a microscope and being meticulous about
everything so they can make the most money... he's saying to go through the insurance company...
I'm responding to him with the intent of still being open to an amicable resolution and being
satisfied with his initial estimate of $400.

he just said he'd rather pay the deductible and be "done with it from our end"

now i'm like What the fuck?! you want to pay more than what I'm asking for (500 as opposed to 400)
raise both our insurance rates, and be satisfied because YOU FUCKING BACKED INTO MY CAR?!?!?!

what the fucking hell....

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commissions to be completed

1.)  gothicskunk

2.)  atung231
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There didn't seem to be too much interest concerning Comic
commissions. So I'll hold off on that... I think I had more
interest in a mass lesbian orgy batch commission offer I had
asked about several months back.

Anyway... Gonna do the old regular commissions and offer slots
per usual order of business. Commission information located at
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1934879/

Follow the instructions in the journal entry.

1.)  oxsilverxo complete

2.)  atung231

3.)  lonestarwolfoftherange complete

4.)  shockblast complete

5.)  gothicskunk

Thanks for your interest and I look forward to your patronage!


Screw pick-up lines.. We need Break-up lines....

* Do you believe in love at first sight?…How about misery after three years?
* That shirt looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? My friend Dave, I think you should go out with him.
* Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
* When I’m with you I feel 3 pounds lighter. Probably because you bore the shit out of me……And I had a big lunch.
* I didn’t know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that’s because this angels gained a few pounds since we started going out.
* Hey I was just wondering. Are you doing push ups with your knees down? Because I’m not sure if this is working out.
* Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you’re pregnant. If you’re not, then let’s break up.
* Hey, is there a new critically acclaimed movie called “Other People”? Because that’s what I want to see.
* Are your feet tired?…Because you’ve been stomping on my dreams for a few years now.

and the best one by far

* Hey baby, are you being followed?…Because I’ve been seeing people behind your back.

because other people need to know about the genius that is Demetri Martin

I miss Important Things T_T

White Castle Burger or Krystal Burger?

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new rage virus breakout!?!?!

no

I'm just a little older... but i still feel like a kid at heart

but thank goodness im not actually a kid... how else would i get into
the strip club later tonight? bring on the booze and babes!

anyway expect somethin in the next coupla weeks!

i'm out

i'm kinda curious but who sill says 2010 as 'two thousand ten' and why haven't you switched to 'twenty ten?'

did you refer to, say, 1996 as one thousand nine hundred ninety-six?

just curious...

anywho... thanks to all those who wished me a happy holidays!
have a safe new years eve you crazy furverts!

and as for the coming new year....

>>>something<<<

expect it

Paypal only please.

Please Read the following in its entirety.

What you need to know:

1.) All works will be in Digital Media.

2.) Descriptions of the commission will be sent by personal note through FurAffinity.

3.) I will reply with payment instructions. Payments will be made in full. If payment is not received after a period of 48 hours the commission will be dropped.

4.) A rough sketch will be made and sent to you for approval. Any and all adjustments will be made at this time, and work will begin on the final product.

5.) Commissions will be completed in the order that payments are received. Commissions will be worked on one at a time.

6.) Unacceptable subject matter: Vore, cub, underage, macro/micro, inflation, Guro, scat, watersports, trademarked characters* nothing ridiculous like shitting dick nipples... most anything else is fair game if you have questions, ask!

7.) You will be given zip file with high res versions of all stages of your commission - rough sketch, cleaned/inked sketch, and colors

*trademarked characters mean specific characters belonging to other companies like Mickey Mouse, or Sephiroth. Original characters for a universe are fair game. to reiterate Thrall from Warcraft? NO. Gortuk the lvl5 newbie orc hunter? A-OK

**I reserve the right to decline any commission if I so choose.
_______________________________________________________________________________

Currency is listed as USD (United States Dollar)

. Cleaned Sketches / Line Art: single character $20.00 - multiple characters $15.00 per (example http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1088374/ the dog girl in the upper left)
. Simple Colors: single character $40.00 - multiple characters $30.00 per character up to 4 (example of coloring style http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3900149/ )
. Digital Painting: Single character $60.00 - Multiple characters $45.00 per character up to 4 (example http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3586684/ & http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3826243/)

. Reference Sheets: $145.00 this includes Three poses - front side back - colored in simple colors style. Two close ups of face with option of emotional expression colored in digital painting style. Reserved area for details and character description. (example http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5053436)

- Additional Costs (applied to the above listed prices):
. Backgrounds: + $10.00 for sketched background / $20.00 for background with Simple Color / $30.00 for Painted backgrounds (very elaborate BGs may cost extra)
. detailed clothes and/or accessories / elaborate armor, mech, ornate designs on accessories, etc: Quoted at artist's discretion

________________________________________________________________________________

Fill out the form below and send it as a note through Furaffinity

Commission Request Form

1. Email with which you can be reached.
2. Commission type ie. cleaned sketch, simple colored, or painted
3. Number of characters
4. Description of image layout
5. Links to any reference materials for characters, costume, or scenery.
6. Any questions you may have.


Thank you for your patronage.

Paypal Only

I will be opening commissions in the near future (most likely by the weekend or early next week)

no slots this time around.. I have a goal, an amount , I must reach and will be taking commissions to accumulate that amount...

just putting it out there early as I finalize a pricing scheme for commissions

hopefully I can get enough interest to hit my goal.

this journal was made just to replace the old entry about commissions that are no longer open
i really don't have anything intelligible to add

g'day

paypal only

This is an offer to anyone interested for a two character
digital image in the following style... only this type of commission
is being offered... no solo images, no more than two characters.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4321432/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3726836/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4441892

that style being colored uninked lineart

1.  draco-cretel done

2.

3.

Adult - $75
Tame - $65

please send a note with details including character
descriptions / image references and also a brief description
of the scene.

slots will be filled as i accept them. So it isnt first come first served
like i have been doing. I will accept commissions based on personal
preference. Just because my personal preference leans towards the
female sex, does not mean I would deny a M/M image or a herm image
or anything.. honestly, if the commission idea is outlandish, overly detailed
seems like too much hassle I will pass... that is all...


paypal only

This is NOT the lesbian orgy commission offer
I've gotten a good amount of feedback about that
to contemplate maybe doing it just need to work out
some things... it probebly will happen but at a later
date... stay tuned


just putting out another batch of bust commissions for $25

1.  Papi_the_Fox done

2.  shockblast done

3.  atung231 done

4.  Draco-Cretel done

5.  Draco-Cretel done

If you want one note me with images of your character for reference purposes

hoping to fill all slots by tonight

Ok so here's the scenario.... i'm just shooting shit here

What IF i were to offer a commission that was basically an all lesbian orgy with about 6-8 or so characters
where the commissioners pay to have their female characters depicted in full on lesbonic awesomesauceness

I guess you would have to be cool with having your chars "interacting" with other people's chars. And maybe waiting
several weeks...

I would have free reign on what I do with all characters in the picture. But you will provide a brief description
and therefore be giving me ideas on what i would do with the chars.

Everyone who goes dutch with the commission would be getting a high res version of the commission and in
addition an individual bust commission of their char.

ANYWAY JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY

Would people go for something like that?

After 24 hours I am ending available slots for the commissions I offered yesterday.
I didn't get any responses except for two people, so no point in keeping them open.

Bust commission

1.  alyssa done

adult commission

2.  bornvictim done