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Happy (almost) new year (update)
Posted 2 years agoHas it really been 8 years since I posted any journals? Jeez
I don't like to talk about my personal life, so instead here's a list of planned artworks:
- SCP themed slime inflations
- MLP inflations
- Jester (Critical Role) & Chaos (one of my OCs)
- face paint/costume tf
- werewolf blueberry inflation/tf (might be posted on my other account)
- possession tf
- MLP tf
- snapchat/instagram tf
- Horse/donkey tf
- DnD art
- Permapreg slice of life
- Permaberry slice of life
- Scent dragon slice of life
- Nimona and Chaos
- Myself in other universes (Helluva Boss, MLP, Zootopia, Dust, Cats?, etc)
- New Kurt ref sheet
- New Rebecca ref sheet (will be posted on my other account)
I don't like to talk about my personal life, so instead here's a list of planned artworks:
- SCP themed slime inflations
- MLP inflations
- Jester (Critical Role) & Chaos (one of my OCs)
- face paint/costume tf
- werewolf blueberry inflation/tf (might be posted on my other account)
- possession tf
- MLP tf
- snapchat/instagram tf
- Horse/donkey tf
- DnD art
- Permapreg slice of life
- Permaberry slice of life
- Scent dragon slice of life
- Nimona and Chaos
- Myself in other universes (Helluva Boss, MLP, Zootopia, Dust, Cats?, etc)
- New Kurt ref sheet
- New Rebecca ref sheet (will be posted on my other account)
Should I create a separate account for Fenton?
Posted 10 years agoA while ago I created a separate Youtube account and wondered if I should do the same with dA and FA
Stolen again x3
Posted 11 years agoRespond to me and i Will Tell you!
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 10 seconds.
2) Tell you what I think you smell like.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your own journal.
1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 10 seconds.
2) Tell you what I think you smell like.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your own journal.
Stolen
Posted 11 years agoPost and I will:
1. Tell you what animal/creature you remind me of.
2. Tell you what color I think fits you.
3. Tell you how I feel about you.
4. Insult you.
5. Tell you my favorite OC of yours. (If you have one...)
6. Tell you what season you remind me of.
7. Tell you what food you smell like in my head.
8. Think of a random nickname for you.
9. Tell you what element you remind me of.
10. Ask you to put this in your journal without using the words 'tag' or 'dare'.
1. Tell you what animal/creature you remind me of.
2. Tell you what color I think fits you.
3. Tell you how I feel about you.
4. Insult you.
5. Tell you my favorite OC of yours. (If you have one...)
6. Tell you what season you remind me of.
7. Tell you what food you smell like in my head.
8. Think of a random nickname for you.
9. Tell you what element you remind me of.
10. Ask you to put this in your journal without using the words 'tag' or 'dare'.
I act like a 14-15 year old
Posted 11 years agoPost this in your Journal with the title saying,
"I act like a __ year-old".
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[/] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[/] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
Total: 4
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
Total: 4
[/] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[/] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it. (I usually start it but never finish XD)
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
Total: 8
[x] You can spell experience without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take-out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[/] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] You can type pretty quickly.
Total: 11 1/2
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x]You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside 3 or more times a day
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 14 1/2
FINAL TOTAL: 14 1/2
Oh dear XD
"I act like a __ year-old".
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[/] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[/] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
Total: 4
[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
Total: 4
[/] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[/] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it. (I usually start it but never finish XD)
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
Total: 8
[x] You can spell experience without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take-out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[/] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[ ] You can type pretty quickly.
Total: 11 1/2
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x]You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside 3 or more times a day
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 14 1/2
FINAL TOTAL: 14 1/2
Oh dear XD
Holiday
Posted 11 years agoOn Monday 19th May I will be going on holiday for about a week, so the 30 Day Challenge might be delayed. I will be taking my laptop with me so I'll try to continue while I'm on holiday
Another fursona meme
Posted 12 years agoWhat made you choose the species of your main fursona?
I like dragons :P
Is your fursona just like you, or how you want to be?
A mix of both. He's a bit braver and possibly more talkative. And he has a mate
Does your fursona have the same personality you have?
Pretty much yeah
Does your fursona have the same dislikes and likes as you do?
Yup
Does your fursona look like you at all?
Not in the slightest
Is your fursona the same gender as you, if not why?
Yup
Do you have more then one main fursona?
Yeah. There's Fellian the fox and a few others
Do you have a back story for your fursona, if so does it have anything to do with your own history?
Yes and yes. Too lazy to describe it here though
Is your fursona mated, if so is it to your real life significant other?
Yes, and no. Still single irl
Is there something special about your fursona that you think sets them apart from others?
Nope XD
Do you have much art of your main fursona/s?
Hell yes
Would you ever consider parting with your main fursona, if so why?
Not any time soon
If you suit, do you have a suit of your main fursona?
No but I'd love one
Have you ever roleplayed with your main fursona, or do you prefer not to?
Yup
Do you consider your main fursona to be a part of you in any way?
Kinda
I like dragons :P
Is your fursona just like you, or how you want to be?
A mix of both. He's a bit braver and possibly more talkative. And he has a mate
Does your fursona have the same personality you have?
Pretty much yeah
Does your fursona have the same dislikes and likes as you do?
Yup
Does your fursona look like you at all?
Not in the slightest
Is your fursona the same gender as you, if not why?
Yup
Do you have more then one main fursona?
Yeah. There's Fellian the fox and a few others
Do you have a back story for your fursona, if so does it have anything to do with your own history?
Yes and yes. Too lazy to describe it here though
Is your fursona mated, if so is it to your real life significant other?
Yes, and no. Still single irl
Is there something special about your fursona that you think sets them apart from others?
Nope XD
Do you have much art of your main fursona/s?
Hell yes
Would you ever consider parting with your main fursona, if so why?
Not any time soon
If you suit, do you have a suit of your main fursona?
No but I'd love one
Have you ever roleplayed with your main fursona, or do you prefer not to?
Yup
Do you consider your main fursona to be a part of you in any way?
Kinda
Christmas meme
Posted 12 years agoXmas Meme
STEP ONE
# Make a post to your journal. The post should contain your list of ten holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a christmas icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV"). The important thing is to make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
# If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) can get in touch with you. Your home address is not required!
# Make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your journal, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.
STEP TWO
# Surf around your friends list (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now, here's the important part...
# If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes one person's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use - or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free - do it.
# You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf - to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not - it's your call. There are no guarantees with this project, and no strings attached. Just... wish, and it might come true. Give and you might receive. You'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.
My wish list:
1. A decent ref of my character
2. Amazon gift vouchers
3. PSN money or a PS+ subscription
4. Lego Marvel Heroes, GTA 5, NFS Rivals, or GT6 on the PS3
5. Struggling now
6. Oh, a new graphics tablet (not the iPad style ones)
7. Maybe a PS4
8. Really struggling now
9. Art? lol
10. Nah. Can't think of anything else
STEP ONE
# Make a post to your journal. The post should contain your list of ten holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a christmas icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV"). The important thing is to make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
# If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) can get in touch with you. Your home address is not required!
# Make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your journal, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.
STEP TWO
# Surf around your friends list (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now, here's the important part...
# If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes one person's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use - or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free - do it.
# You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf - to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not - it's your call. There are no guarantees with this project, and no strings attached. Just... wish, and it might come true. Give and you might receive. You'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.
My wish list:
1. A decent ref of my character
2. Amazon gift vouchers
3. PSN money or a PS+ subscription
4. Lego Marvel Heroes, GTA 5, NFS Rivals, or GT6 on the PS3
5. Struggling now
6. Oh, a new graphics tablet (not the iPad style ones)
7. Maybe a PS4
8. Really struggling now
9. Art? lol
10. Nah. Can't think of anything else
FA meme
Posted 12 years ago1. Why did you join FurAffinity?
Can't remember now XD
2. What does your username have to do with you?
I like dragons and I was a bit grumpy at the time XD. Also my fursona has a hulk style alter ego
3. What is your current avatar of?
It's a profile shot of my fursona's alter ego
4. How many watchers do you have, and how many do you watch?
Watchers: 36
Watching: 382
5. Do you have more than one account?
Nope
6. Name 3 of your favorite artists on FA.
Too lazy to think of any atm
7. What artist do you admire because of their personality?
I don't bother with personality
8. Do you comment, fave, or both?
Usually fave, occasionally both
9. What do you typically post on FA?
Not much atm XD
10.What's your favorite submission in your gallery?
Dunno
11. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Dunno
12. How many hours a day do you spend on FA?
Too long XD
13. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
Slow
14. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
No-one asks me anything
15. What is the most annoying/offending comment you've received?
Can't think of anything. Just general stupidity
16. What/who inspires you?
Dunno. Never thought about it
17. Everyone has considered leaving FA once or twice. Have you? Why?
Never have, never will
Can't remember now XD
2. What does your username have to do with you?
I like dragons and I was a bit grumpy at the time XD. Also my fursona has a hulk style alter ego
3. What is your current avatar of?
It's a profile shot of my fursona's alter ego
4. How many watchers do you have, and how many do you watch?
Watchers: 36
Watching: 382
5. Do you have more than one account?
Nope
6. Name 3 of your favorite artists on FA.
Too lazy to think of any atm
7. What artist do you admire because of their personality?
I don't bother with personality
8. Do you comment, fave, or both?
Usually fave, occasionally both
9. What do you typically post on FA?
Not much atm XD
10.What's your favorite submission in your gallery?
Dunno
11. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Dunno
12. How many hours a day do you spend on FA?
Too long XD
13. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
Slow
14. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
No-one asks me anything
15. What is the most annoying/offending comment you've received?
Can't think of anything. Just general stupidity
16. What/who inspires you?
Dunno. Never thought about it
17. Everyone has considered leaving FA once or twice. Have you? Why?
Never have, never will
Fat/inflation meme
Posted 12 years ago(these questions might get personal so I may not answer them)
1. Why do you like fat/inflation?
I'm not sure. There's something about big bellies that appeal to me
2. Which is better? Fat or Inflation? And why?
Inflation. I prefer just a big belly
3. Would you consider your liking sexual or not?
Unfortunately yes
4. Fat/Inflated guys or girls?
Doesn't matter ;)
5. Do you like inflation furs who are latex or rubber instead of fur?
Not as much.
6.Would your character prefer fat or inflation?
Not sure what Fellian would prefer
7.Opinion on slob furs.
Hmm no
8. Opinion on vore.
I like soft oral vore, since it results in the same result as inflation. Anal vore less so, any other vore or hard vore, no
9. Best type of fur to fatten or inflate?
Doesn't really matter to me
10. Do you like it when the inflated fur pops or the fat fur explodes?
Absolutely do not like explosions
11. Blueberry inflation?
Yes. It was the main reason I loved Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
12. What is one thing you don't like about fat/inflation
When it gets unrealistically big.
13. Who is the best inflation/fat artist?
Not sure
14. If their fursona was real, who would you most likely force feed/inflate and huggle? (not your character)
Don't really understand the question
15. Do you like fat/inflation of characters from tv shows or video games?
I really can't think of any off hand.
16. Do your non fat fur or non inflation friends mind that you're into that stuff? Or even that you're a furry?
Online, no-one minds. IRL, no-one knows or needs to know
17. Does your family know that you're into fat/inflation or that you're a furry?
Nope
18. Do they approve of it?
They dunno about it
19. Do you think it's fair to call it a "fat fetish" or "inflation fetish"?
I don't really like the word but yes for inflation
20. Would you like a cookie?
Who wouldn't?
1. Why do you like fat/inflation?
I'm not sure. There's something about big bellies that appeal to me
2. Which is better? Fat or Inflation? And why?
Inflation. I prefer just a big belly
3. Would you consider your liking sexual or not?
Unfortunately yes
4. Fat/Inflated guys or girls?
Doesn't matter ;)
5. Do you like inflation furs who are latex or rubber instead of fur?
Not as much.
6.Would your character prefer fat or inflation?
Not sure what Fellian would prefer
7.Opinion on slob furs.
Hmm no
8. Opinion on vore.
I like soft oral vore, since it results in the same result as inflation. Anal vore less so, any other vore or hard vore, no
9. Best type of fur to fatten or inflate?
Doesn't really matter to me
10. Do you like it when the inflated fur pops or the fat fur explodes?
Absolutely do not like explosions
11. Blueberry inflation?
Yes. It was the main reason I loved Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
12. What is one thing you don't like about fat/inflation
When it gets unrealistically big.
13. Who is the best inflation/fat artist?
Not sure
14. If their fursona was real, who would you most likely force feed/inflate and huggle? (not your character)
Don't really understand the question
15. Do you like fat/inflation of characters from tv shows or video games?
I really can't think of any off hand.
16. Do your non fat fur or non inflation friends mind that you're into that stuff? Or even that you're a furry?
Online, no-one minds. IRL, no-one knows or needs to know
17. Does your family know that you're into fat/inflation or that you're a furry?
Nope
18. Do they approve of it?
They dunno about it
19. Do you think it's fair to call it a "fat fetish" or "inflation fetish"?
I don't really like the word but yes for inflation
20. Would you like a cookie?
Who wouldn't?
wtf meme
Posted 12 years agoDear watchers,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me under the bus and I saw you hit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your neighbour's dog as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go milk a cow,
Fellian
How to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me under the bus and I saw you hit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your neighbour's dog as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Go milk a cow,
Fellian
How to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,
Fursona meme
Posted 12 years ago(Based on the title, I'm answering this as my fursona and not me personally)
1.) What's your name?
Fellian
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Because my mate gave me the name. Long story.
3. What is your status?
Bored? Dunno
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Fire breath, flight, and the ability to transform into a larger, stronger version of me who is a bit... nasty
5.) Stop being a hornswoggle!
... what
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Assuming it's a human, yes. I'm a 40ft dragon for crying out loud
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
My mate and 4 kids
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Nope
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like?
Interviews
10.) Something that you do like?
Reptiles
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Hmm, not really
12.) Have you ever gone through pain yourself?
Who hasn't?
13.) Ever had a strange dream before?
Nope
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Dragon
15.) Your worst habits?
Not saying much XD
16.) Do you have a favorite artist you look up to anyone at all?
Not really
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Bi
18.) Do you currently attend college?
Nope
19.) Ever wanna get married one day?
In a sense, I already am
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Not that I know of
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Losing my friends and family
22.)What colour is your hair?
Haven't got any
23.) Eyes?
Yellow
24.) What do you usually wear?
Nothing
25.)What's your religion?
Atheist
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yep
27.) Well, it's still not over.
I hate you
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
UK
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
I'd say middle
30.) How many friends do you have?
Dunno, don't care
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Be more social and get rid of my alter ego
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
It's an interesting number
33.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Burgers
34.) Favorite drink?
Maybe milk shake
35.) What is your favorite place?
Home
36.) Least favorite?
Not home XD
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Mhm
38.) Well, it's over you bonkerballs!
Finally *walks away*
1.) What's your name?
Fellian
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Because my mate gave me the name. Long story.
3. What is your status?
Bored? Dunno
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Fire breath, flight, and the ability to transform into a larger, stronger version of me who is a bit... nasty
5.) Stop being a hornswoggle!
... what
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Assuming it's a human, yes. I'm a 40ft dragon for crying out loud
7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
My mate and 4 kids
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Nope
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like?
Interviews
10.) Something that you do like?
Reptiles
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Hmm, not really
12.) Have you ever gone through pain yourself?
Who hasn't?
13.) Ever had a strange dream before?
Nope
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Dragon
15.) Your worst habits?
Not saying much XD
16.) Do you have a favorite artist you look up to anyone at all?
Not really
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Bi
18.) Do you currently attend college?
Nope
19.) Ever wanna get married one day?
In a sense, I already am
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Not that I know of
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Losing my friends and family
22.)What colour is your hair?
Haven't got any
23.) Eyes?
Yellow
24.) What do you usually wear?
Nothing
25.)What's your religion?
Atheist
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yep
27.) Well, it's still not over.
I hate you
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
UK
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
I'd say middle
30.) How many friends do you have?
Dunno, don't care
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Be more social and get rid of my alter ego
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
It's an interesting number
33.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Burgers
34.) Favorite drink?
Maybe milk shake
35.) What is your favorite place?
Home
36.) Least favorite?
Not home XD
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Mhm
38.) Well, it's over you bonkerballs!
Finally *walks away*
How to Train your Dragon fanfic
Posted 12 years agoIt's mating season for the Night Furies of Berk, but where are they? It's up to Hiccup and co to find out and save the species.
This is the basic plot for my How to Train your Dragon fanfic, let me know if you like it and if you have any ideas.
This is the basic plot for my How to Train your Dragon fanfic, let me know if you like it and if you have any ideas.
12 Months of Art cancelled
Posted 12 years agoAs the title suggests, I've given up on my 12 months of art challenge. If anyone actually cared about it
Typical
Posted 12 years agoJust when you think you can finally go back to drawing, the battery in the pen of your graphics tablet goes flat -_-
Weasyl
Posted 12 years ago12 months of art
Posted 13 years agoThese are the ideas I have so far. Let me know if you have any ideas/requests
January: New Year
February: Valentine's day
March: Easter
April: April fool's
May: Star Wars day
June: Birthday
July: 4th July
August:
September:
October: Halloween
November: Guy Fawkes, Remembrance Day, maybe Thanks giving
December: Christmas
January: New Year
February: Valentine's day
March: Easter
April: April fool's
May: Star Wars day
June: Birthday
July: 4th July
August:
September:
October: Halloween
November: Guy Fawkes, Remembrance Day, maybe Thanks giving
December: Christmas
Happy new year
Posted 13 years agoYes it's 2013 here now (I know it isn't in some countries such as the US and Canada)
Anyway, I think I'm gonna attempt to upload at least on pic every month so I can do one of those Year in Review pics at the end of the year.
Wish me luck
Anyway, I think I'm gonna attempt to upload at least on pic every month so I can do one of those Year in Review pics at the end of the year.
Wish me luck
Calling all bronies
Posted 13 years agoI've decided to modify six cars in Midnight Club Los Angeles with MLP themes (one for each of the six main characters) and I want to know, what do you think are the best cars to reflect their personalities?
Halloween contest ideas
Posted 13 years agoI'm thinking about entering a Halloween contest.
So, I've decided to draw Fellian the dragon as a yoshi, but shall draw him:
A. in a costume or...
B. wearing face paints? (or scale paint XD)
So, I've decided to draw Fellian the dragon as a yoshi, but shall draw him:
A. in a costume or...
B. wearing face paints? (or scale paint XD)
Mary Sue meme
Posted 13 years ago[ ] They are possessed by an angel
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[/] They are physically strong
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour
[/] Their eyes are an unusual colour
[ ] This happens to be red
[ ] Their eyes change color
[x] They have wings
[x] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift (not at will though)
[ ] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large bra size
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[x] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[/] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[/] They have lost one/both of their parents
[/] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[ ] They look much younger/older than they really are
[x] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[ ] They have a mental disorder
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[/] They have multiple personalities
[x] They are very intelligent sometimes
[ ] They have hallucinations
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[ ] Some part of their body glows
[/] They have a rare/unusual name
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[/] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[x] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[ ] They are very lively/happy.
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ ] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of (insert profession/power here)
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] The have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'
[ ] They have insomnia
Point Reductions
Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:
[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[/] They have a short temper
[ ] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[/] They are emotionless
Final Score is: 9
<5 -Anti-Sue
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit ^^
6-15 -Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.
16-25 -Borderline Mary-Sue
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
26< -Mary-Sue
Oh dear. Do I really need to comment on this?
Yay
[ ] They are possessed by a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[/] They are physically strong
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour
[/] Their eyes are an unusual colour
[ ] This happens to be red
[ ] Their eyes change color
[x] They have wings
[x] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift (not at will though)
[ ] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large bra size
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[ ] They are very attractive to the opposite gender
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[x] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[/] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer
[ ] They are from a very rich/royal family
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[/] They have lost one/both of their parents
[/] They ran away from home
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[ ] They never knew their parents
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends
[ ] They are emo/cutesy
[ ] They look much younger/older than they really are
[x] They are currently in a relationship
[ ] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem.
[ ] They have a mental disorder
[ ] They have an emotional disorder
[ ] They struggle to stay sane
[ ] They are a psycho
[/] They have multiple personalities
[x] They are very intelligent sometimes
[ ] They have hallucinations
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[ ] They have a guardian spirit
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[ ] Some part of their body glows
[/] They have a rare/unusual name
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth
[ ] They are connected with a certain element
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[/] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[x] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives
[ ] They are hiding from someone/something
[ ] They have a rare blood type
[ ] They cry blood
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark
[ ] They are very lively/happy.
[ ] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly
[ ] They are very patient
[ ] They are from a long line of (insert profession/power here)
[ ] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear
[ ] They have amnesia
[ ] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[ ] The have a curse upon them
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'
[ ] They have insomnia
Point Reductions
Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:
[ ] They smoke
[ ] They are an alcoholic
[ ] They are overweight
[ ] They are addicted to drugs
[/] They have a short temper
[ ] They enjoy bullying others
[ ] They do not care much about others
[/] They are emotionless
Final Score is: 9
<5 -Anti-Sue
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit ^^
6-15 -Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.
16-25 -Borderline Mary-Sue
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
26< -Mary-Sue
Oh dear. Do I really need to comment on this?
Yay
One month left
Posted 13 years agoCommissions are open for one more month
Emergency Commissions open
Posted 13 years agoI have a Paypal account so I can now accept commissions. I have no idea how much I'm going to charge so note me and we'll figure out a fair price
Also, if you're feeling generous you can simply donate some money without commissioning anything.
Feel free to share this journal if you want. I desperately need money
Also, if you're feeling generous you can simply donate some money without commissioning anything.
Feel free to share this journal if you want. I desperately need money
Emergency commissions?
Posted 13 years agoIn September I have a bill of over £3000 and I am a cylindrical rod incised with one or more helical or advancing spiral threads (ie I'm screwed). I'm thinking about emergency commissions, but I'm not sure, since I'm not that good, and I don't have any way of receiving money, etc.
Absolutely no idea what I'm going to do >_<
Absolutely no idea what I'm going to do >_<
Turn-on/turn-off meme
Posted 13 years agoHooray for jumping on the bandwagon
All you have to do is name a fetish, and I'll tell you whether it's a turn-on or a turn-off
All you have to do is name a fetish, and I'll tell you whether it's a turn-on or a turn-off
