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Happy turkey day! And happy birthday to me.
Posted 6 years agoThis thanksgiving y'all gotta be thankful I was born. :L
Mid-summer commissions open! [All taken!]
Posted 6 years agoHello! As I wrote in the previous journal, it's time to open up shop again!
3 slots available! As always, make sure you have an idea before even claiming a slot! You must agree to my ToS in your comment.
*opens the floodgates*
3 slots available! As always, make sure you have an idea before even claiming a slot! You must agree to my ToS in your comment.
*opens the floodgates*
Commission service announcement!
Posted 6 years agoImportant: Don't use this journal to ask for a slot!
Hi folks! Thinking of opening on Sunday 4th. However, please note that this time around I would like to vary it up and give the opportunity for new customers or those who haven't been able to get a commission in the past few occassions to be able to get one.
I appreciate all the enthusiasm I always get. It makes me feel happy! So this is why I thought to let others have a chance as well. So, if you got a commission in the previous batch, I sincerely hope you won't mind ceding the spot to someone else. I plan on making it free for all next time again!
Thanks for reading. Keep watch for sunday around 10 am GMT-3!
Hi folks! Thinking of opening on Sunday 4th. However, please note that this time around I would like to vary it up and give the opportunity for new customers or those who haven't been able to get a commission in the past few occassions to be able to get one.
I appreciate all the enthusiasm I always get. It makes me feel happy! So this is why I thought to let others have a chance as well. So, if you got a commission in the previous batch, I sincerely hope you won't mind ceding the spot to someone else. I plan on making it free for all next time again!
Thanks for reading. Keep watch for sunday around 10 am GMT-3!
Commission service announcement!
Posted 6 years agoImportant: Don't use this journal to ask for a slot!
Hi folks! Thinking of opening on Sunday 4th. However, please note that this time around I would like to vary it up and give the opportunity for new customers or those who haven't been able to get a commission in the past few occassions to be able to get one.
I appreciate all the enthusiasm I always get. It makes me feel happy! So this is why I thought to let others have a chance as well. So, if you got a commission in the previous batch, I sincerely hope you won't mind ceding the spot to someone else. I plan on making it free for all next time again!
Thanks for reading. Keep watch for sunday around 10 am GMT-3!
Hi folks! Thinking of opening on Sunday 4th. However, please note that this time around I would like to vary it up and give the opportunity for new customers or those who haven't been able to get a commission in the past few occassions to be able to get one.
I appreciate all the enthusiasm I always get. It makes me feel happy! So this is why I thought to let others have a chance as well. So, if you got a commission in the previous batch, I sincerely hope you won't mind ceding the spot to someone else. I plan on making it free for all next time again!
Thanks for reading. Keep watch for sunday around 10 am GMT-3!
Did I ever tell you about that one time I became God?
Posted 6 years agohttps://youtu.be/3Yk907CmOKI
Risk of Rain 2 usually kicks my ass, but in that run I kinda finally got retribution. :I
Risk of Rain 2 usually kicks my ass, but in that run I kinda finally got retribution. :I
Now accepting Shinies!
Posted 6 years agoFrom this journal: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9150534 I found out FA was trying to make it possible in a comfy way to show monetary appreciation for content creators. Since I've been kinda dumping all I create in my gallery on site I figured I'd jump in the bandwagon.
There's no pressure for it and I'm not really expecting anything out of anybody, especially not from the wonderful customer base I've built over time. However, if you feel like you've enjoyed one or many of the stories I've put up here and decide you wanna buy me Shinies to show your appreciation, the option is now there!
That's all. Keep enjoying the weirdness. :D
There's no pressure for it and I'm not really expecting anything out of anybody, especially not from the wonderful customer base I've built over time. However, if you feel like you've enjoyed one or many of the stories I've put up here and decide you wanna buy me Shinies to show your appreciation, the option is now there!
That's all. Keep enjoying the weirdness. :D
It's time for commissions, 3 slots available! [All taken!]
Posted 6 years agoHey guys. As promised, I'm opening 3 slots again. Please be sure to have an idea ready before you claim one. To claim a slot, simply respond to this journal, but make sure you explicitly agree to my ToS which can be found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6151288/
Once you're sure of what you want and are in agreement with the terms, just drop a reply to claim a slot and then we can discuss your idea.
Good luck to all!
Once you're sure of what you want and are in agreement with the terms, just drop a reply to claim a slot and then we can discuss your idea.
Good luck to all!
Thinking of reopening commissions!
Posted 6 years agoIMPORTANT: Do not use this journal to ask for commission slots.
Heya, all. Been a while! Several months ago things became super hectic when my summer job started early mid-September. And until only a couple weeks ago I've been busy with it in some form or the other. But now I'm finally out and enjoying some well-deserved peace and quiet.
I'm taking this time to better myself at my other skillset, the programming one, and learning new things, in order to keep busy. However, I also don't want to neglect my customers who have been patiently waiting until the next opportunity to get their ideas written.
I want to be honest from the get-go though: Since I continue to jump from being busy exercising with programming and being idle, I will likely take my time writing. I don't want to make anyone the unrealistic promise I will be done super fast with stories.
With that in mind, I will open- *Gets hip-checked into the moon by Lola*
Lola: Bo-o-ring~! *engages in belly dancing while dressed in traditional Arabian dancing outfit, tantalizingly jiggling all over* Okay, loves! The usual 3 slots will be available tomorrow, saturday 4 of May. The journal where you can nab one will probably pop up around between 12:00 and 14:00 GMT-3! Good luck! *Wink*
Heya, all. Been a while! Several months ago things became super hectic when my summer job started early mid-September. And until only a couple weeks ago I've been busy with it in some form or the other. But now I'm finally out and enjoying some well-deserved peace and quiet.
I'm taking this time to better myself at my other skillset, the programming one, and learning new things, in order to keep busy. However, I also don't want to neglect my customers who have been patiently waiting until the next opportunity to get their ideas written.
I want to be honest from the get-go though: Since I continue to jump from being busy exercising with programming and being idle, I will likely take my time writing. I don't want to make anyone the unrealistic promise I will be done super fast with stories.
With that in mind, I will open- *Gets hip-checked into the moon by Lola*
Lola: Bo-o-ring~! *engages in belly dancing while dressed in traditional Arabian dancing outfit, tantalizingly jiggling all over* Okay, loves! The usual 3 slots will be available tomorrow, saturday 4 of May. The journal where you can nab one will probably pop up around between 12:00 and 14:00 GMT-3! Good luck! *Wink*
29 and counting!
Posted 7 years agoIt's another birthday. Feel like I've matured a little over this year. Haven't let things bother me as much and I've taken gradual but meaningful steps towards self improvement.
Still not the multiversal overlord, you guys, but hey, no shortage of written porn at least!
Still not the multiversal overlord, you guys, but hey, no shortage of written porn at least!
Big titted kemonomimi giantess Pinball for the Switch!
Posted 7 years agoFirst, when I started Ni No Kuni II I thought I'd never utter the sentence: "The game opens with the fictitious United States president dying to an IBM, resurrecting younger in a country of magic and fairy tales, and joining a catboy shonen prince in fighting back against a resistance."
Today, I put that Journal title up, which is an equally baffling notion.
Yet both are fucking awesome. People probably know, but I go all bonkers when I see busty catgirls. Double bonkers if they're macro. :D Which begs the question... WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD TO WIN ME OVER, NINTENDO, HMM?!
Here's the gameplay video of the game in question (It's called Peach Ball and made by the same guys that created Senran Kagura as far as I'm aware!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st_HfM8waig
Today, I put that Journal title up, which is an equally baffling notion.
Yet both are fucking awesome. People probably know, but I go all bonkers when I see busty catgirls. Double bonkers if they're macro. :D Which begs the question... WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD TO WIN ME OVER, NINTENDO, HMM?!
Here's the gameplay video of the game in question (It's called Peach Ball and made by the same guys that created Senran Kagura as far as I'm aware!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st_HfM8waig
So I just perfectly bodied the Resourceful Rat in Punch Out!
Posted 7 years agohttps://youtu.be/jHWyJnK60d4
And despite how much I sucked fighting him in his first two forms, I feel soooooo damn good after flawless'ing his punch out phase. I just had to share it!
Man I love this stupid game.
And despite how much I sucked fighting him in his first two forms, I feel soooooo damn good after flawless'ing his punch out phase. I just had to share it!
Man I love this stupid game.
Summer commissions, 3 slots available! [All taken!]
Posted 7 years agoLola: Woop! *bounces beachballs around in her bikini* So hot lately! How're you doing over there in the Southern hemisphere, DMX?
DMX: *Frozen into a popscicle*
Lola: Alrighty, let's get you writing so that at least your fingers don't get frostbitten! :D It's easy, guys. 3 slots available as usual! Please make sure you've read the ToS. In order to claim a slot, you have to write that you agree to the ToS first! Once accepted, you may send your idea over on a personal note. Please make sure you HAVE an idea ready before claiming! *Spikes beachball, her curves jiggling* ...and go!
DMX: *Frozen into a popscicle*
Lola: Alrighty, let's get you writing so that at least your fingers don't get frostbitten! :D It's easy, guys. 3 slots available as usual! Please make sure you've read the ToS. In order to claim a slot, you have to write that you agree to the ToS first! Once accepted, you may send your idea over on a personal note. Please make sure you HAVE an idea ready before claiming! *Spikes beachball, her curves jiggling* ...and go!
Commission Service Announcement!
Posted 7 years agoIMPORTANT: Do not use this journal to ask for commission slots.
Ay guys! How's your summer? Hoping things are a-okay!
I'll be opening the usual 3 commission slots tomorrow, Sunday, around 1-2PM my time (GMT-3). Here's hoping to see what interesting ideas I get. :D
Ay guys! How's your summer? Hoping things are a-okay!
I'll be opening the usual 3 commission slots tomorrow, Sunday, around 1-2PM my time (GMT-3). Here's hoping to see what interesting ideas I get. :D
Opening 3 commission slots! [All taken!]
Posted 7 years agoLola: Springtime, my lovelies! Time to ditch the heavy clothes and slip into something more comfortable! *Does the Wonder Woman twirl and her curvaceous body is suddenly clad in a silky white, very tight and revealing toga* Not quite summertime, but still better! *Saunters about with glowy commission ads painted on her buttocks*
As promised, I'm opening right now for anybody that's interested in getting a commission from me. As usual, I want all of you potential customers to read my Terms of Services (you can easily see them in my profile) and to claim a slot by writing that you agree with them.
Please ensure you know what you want and already have an idea before even claiming a slot. And without further ado... *spanks Lola's bubblebutt* Go!
Lola: Eep! *wobbles*
As promised, I'm opening right now for anybody that's interested in getting a commission from me. As usual, I want all of you potential customers to read my Terms of Services (you can easily see them in my profile) and to claim a slot by writing that you agree with them.
Please ensure you know what you want and already have an idea before even claiming a slot. And without further ado... *spanks Lola's bubblebutt* Go!
Lola: Eep! *wobbles*
Commission Service Announcement!
Posted 7 years agoIMPORTANT: Do not use this journal to ask for commission slots.
Hiyas. I'll be opening the usual amount of slots of commissions on Sunday 29th, around midday to 2PM at GMT-3. Just letting you all know so everyone gets a fair chance!
Hiyas. I'll be opening the usual amount of slots of commissions on Sunday 29th, around midday to 2PM at GMT-3. Just letting you all know so everyone gets a fair chance!
1 slot of commissions open. [Taken!]
Posted 8 years agoYo! I feel like writing, but unfortunately I do not count with enough free time to guarantee being timely with 3 ideas at once this time around.
Therefore, whoever doesn't mind me taking my time with their idea can claim this one slot I'm offering. As always, all you have to do is read my Terms of Service (go to my profile and click on the journal link there!) and, to claim the slot, drop a comment here saying you have read and agree with everything in the ToS.
Please be sure to have an idea ready. Don't "placehold" yourself if you don't know what you want yet.
Also I beat Horizon Zero Dawn yesterday. That game sure was badass. O: I want a sequel now!
Therefore, whoever doesn't mind me taking my time with their idea can claim this one slot I'm offering. As always, all you have to do is read my Terms of Service (go to my profile and click on the journal link there!) and, to claim the slot, drop a comment here saying you have read and agree with everything in the ToS.
Please be sure to have an idea ready. Don't "placehold" yourself if you don't know what you want yet.
Also I beat Horizon Zero Dawn yesterday. That game sure was badass. O: I want a sequel now!
Today on the 28th I turn 28!
Posted 8 years agoWhat a year it's been! Despite the looong sabbatical I took, I thoroughly enjoyed a carefree year with my savings. So much gaming and freedom! I should be less of a lazyass when it comes to being a programmer though and actually do something about it next year after I'm finished with work. :p
But for now, time to enjoy another birthday! AND MORE PS4 GAMES WOOO
But for now, time to enjoy another birthday! AND MORE PS4 GAMES WOOO
Ask me anything! :D
Posted 8 years agoHello people! I remember there being a bit of interest in my last AMA that I made on here. Figured if there's anybody that wants to post some questions for yours truly to answer, I'd slam down a new journal to make for some interrogatives!
Lola: And don't forget the adorable and always bubbly commission mascot! *Lifts sunglasses up and winks* I'm also open for questions!
Feel free to ask anything! DMX knows all. Except the safe combination.
Lola: And don't forget the adorable and always bubbly commission mascot! *Lifts sunglasses up and winks* I'm also open for questions!
Feel free to ask anything! DMX knows all. Except the safe combination.
Opening commissions! [All taken!]
Posted 8 years agoLola: *removes roof rather nonchalantly and sits down with a deep rumble, the several dozen feet tall gator girl propping a giant bowl full of ice-cream in the building she just perma-skylighted* Chill down in this infernal heat and come get a commission slot. :D
As usual, there are three (3) slots open. If you're interested in reserving one of the three slots to get a commission, please be sure to first read through the Terms of Services in the profile page. You must explicitly agree to them in a comment to this Journal and then you can make the reservation.
Please be very sure of what you want me to write. The idea pitches will be done via private messages/notes once you've gotten one of the three slots.
Lola: Strawberry or chocolate sauce? *Holds up gargantuan tubs of ice-cream sauce*
As usual, there are three (3) slots open. If you're interested in reserving one of the three slots to get a commission, please be sure to first read through the Terms of Services in the profile page. You must explicitly agree to them in a comment to this Journal and then you can make the reservation.
Please be very sure of what you want me to write. The idea pitches will be done via private messages/notes once you've gotten one of the three slots.
Lola: Strawberry or chocolate sauce? *Holds up gargantuan tubs of ice-cream sauce*
Commission Service Announcement!
Posted 8 years agoIMPORTANT: Do not use this journal to ask for commission slots.
Yo! Now that I'm done with getting the Platinum trophy in Persona 5, I shouldn't be too distracted, so I thought I'd open commissions again.
If anybody's interested, I'll be opening them up this Sunday (July 23) around 1 or 2 PM my time (GMT-3).
Yo! Now that I'm done with getting the Platinum trophy in Persona 5, I shouldn't be too distracted, so I thought I'd open commissions again.
If anybody's interested, I'll be opening them up this Sunday (July 23) around 1 or 2 PM my time (GMT-3).
Got a PS4. Good-bye life!
Posted 8 years agoItarrivedtodayandI'msoexcited.
FINALLY MY TURN TO PLAY PERSONA 5! SEE YOU ALL FOR A COUPLE WEEKS OR SO.
FINALLY MY TURN TO PLAY PERSONA 5! SEE YOU ALL FOR A COUPLE WEEKS OR SO.
Commission slots open! [TAKEN]
Posted 8 years agoLola: 'ey there, faithful readers and supporters. :D We're proud to reopen today with three (3) new slots.
If you're interested in reserving one of the three slots to get a commission, please be sure to first read through the Terms of Services in the profile page. You must explicitly agree to them in a comment to this Journal and then you can make the reservation.
Please be very sure of what you want me to write. The idea pitches will be done via private messages/notes once you've gotten one of the three slots.
Lola: Who's getting ready for summer? I am! *Snaps fingers and appears dressed in a bikini with sunnies over her snout*
If you're interested in reserving one of the three slots to get a commission, please be sure to first read through the Terms of Services in the profile page. You must explicitly agree to them in a comment to this Journal and then you can make the reservation.
Please be very sure of what you want me to write. The idea pitches will be done via private messages/notes once you've gotten one of the three slots.
Lola: Who's getting ready for summer? I am! *Snaps fingers and appears dressed in a bikini with sunnies over her snout*
Commission Service Announcement!
Posted 8 years agoIMPORTANT: Do not use this journal to ask for commission slots.
Hello! Since I managed to clear up the greatly exaggerated rumors about my premature death, and people have been showing interest, I'm gonna be opening soon again.
Be on the look out for the opening journal this sunday, June 4th. You've been informed!
Hello! Since I managed to clear up the greatly exaggerated rumors about my premature death, and people have been showing interest, I'm gonna be opening soon again.
Be on the look out for the opening journal this sunday, June 4th. You've been informed!
Opening commissions! [All taken!]
Posted 8 years agoAlright! Just as promised, here we go with... *gets smooshed under Lola's gigantic butt*
Lola: You don't get to be unproductive for like six months and then take over my job, mister. Growy story mascot powers go! *Pumps fist up as she covers the journal with her massive gator girl body* Okay, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being so patient! DMX's opening commissions again and as of this writing, there are three (3) slots ripe for the taking for whichever three individuals across the galleries that claim them!
If you're interested in reserving one of the three slots to get a commission, please be sure to first read through the Terms of Services in the profile page. You must explicitly agree to them in a comment to this Journal and then you can make the reservation.
Please be very sure of what you want me to write. The idea pitches will be done via private messages/notes once you've gotten one of the three slots.
Lola: Best of luck to all! Don't get distracted by anything! *Finger waggles while her enormous chest wobbles enticingly*
Lola: You don't get to be unproductive for like six months and then take over my job, mister. Growy story mascot powers go! *Pumps fist up as she covers the journal with her massive gator girl body* Okay, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being so patient! DMX's opening commissions again and as of this writing, there are three (3) slots ripe for the taking for whichever three individuals across the galleries that claim them!
If you're interested in reserving one of the three slots to get a commission, please be sure to first read through the Terms of Services in the profile page. You must explicitly agree to them in a comment to this Journal and then you can make the reservation.
Please be very sure of what you want me to write. The idea pitches will be done via private messages/notes once you've gotten one of the three slots.
Lola: Best of luck to all! Don't get distracted by anything! *Finger waggles while her enormous chest wobbles enticingly*
Commission Service Announcement!
Posted 8 years agoIMPORTANT: Do not use this journal to ask for commission slots.
Howdy, loyal followers, fans and/or watchers! The purpose of this entry is to let everybody interested in commissions that I'll be opening the usual 3 slots this Sunday (May 7th) between 1 and 2 PM GMT-3.
The way this will work is like usual. As soon as I post the new journal opening the 3 slots, anybody's free to get 1.
This announcement is in hopes that everybody gets a fair chance at asking for a slot on a Sunday when most people will not be as busy with their jobs.
If you have any questions about this, feel free to drop a comment and I'll answer!
Until tomorrow, then. :D
Howdy, loyal followers, fans and/or watchers! The purpose of this entry is to let everybody interested in commissions that I'll be opening the usual 3 slots this Sunday (May 7th) between 1 and 2 PM GMT-3.
The way this will work is like usual. As soon as I post the new journal opening the 3 slots, anybody's free to get 1.
This announcement is in hopes that everybody gets a fair chance at asking for a slot on a Sunday when most people will not be as busy with their jobs.
If you have any questions about this, feel free to drop a comment and I'll answer!
Until tomorrow, then. :D
