$PIMP$$PIMP$$PIMP$$PIMP$$PIMP$$PIMP$$PIMP$$PIMP$$PIMP$$PIMP$
General | Posted 15 years agoMat Zo = biggest pimp EVER.
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/5.....+buff+gash.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UFQwP_UJEA&playnext_from=TL&videos=6KSHh0VLLQg
BOW THE FUCK DOWN.
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/5.....+buff+gash.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UFQwP_UJEA&playnext_from=TL&videos=6KSHh0VLLQg
BOW THE FUCK DOWN.
Martin Roth :O
General | Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5u2mzFKwos&playnext_from=TL&videos=KktcFYdwpAU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsxCNpE_VXs&playnext_from=TL&videos=uFRn7JepMGI
omg so good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsxCNpE_VXs&playnext_from=TL&videos=uFRn7JepMGI
omg so good.
Sad bull :C
General | Posted 15 years ago2010 has really sucked so far...like seriously :c
WWOOOOOOOOOO
General | Posted 15 years agoStarted collabing with
tylerfang so we decided to make a youtube/facebook page for ourselves.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ForwardFlowMusic
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Forwa.....19418568100452
WE R PROS.
tylerfang so we decided to make a youtube/facebook page for ourselves.http://www.youtube.com/user/ForwardFlowMusic
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Forwa.....19418568100452
WE R PROS.
Coal is Cool Inc.
General | Posted 15 years agohttp://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001164517384&v=wall
lolololol
ADD HIM. I DEMAND IT.
For those who don't know
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3417644/
lolololol
ADD HIM. I DEMAND IT.
For those who don't know
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3417644/
I'M ENGLISH TRY AND DEPORT ME.
General | Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=pc_jwa-dB0I&feature=fvw
Holy fuuuckkk... I can't remember I've posted this here before or not. Its bad ass either way.
Holy fuuuckkk... I can't remember I've posted this here before or not. Its bad ass either way.
9/pi
General | Posted 15 years ago[17:39] Snuffles: 9/pi
[17:39] Snuffles: LOL
[17:39] BMT Bull: 2.8662420382165605095541401273885
[17:39] BMT Bull: LOL SUP
[17:39] Snuffles: yeah
[17:39] Snuffles: got that
[17:39] Snuffles: LOL
[17:39] BMT Bull: yeah but
[17:39] BMT Bull: i did that all in my head
[17:40] BMT Bull: LOL JK
[17:40] Snuffles: LOL
BMT Bull = me
Snuffles =
snuffles345
[17:39] Snuffles: LOL
[17:39] BMT Bull: 2.8662420382165605095541401273885
[17:39] BMT Bull: LOL SUP
[17:39] Snuffles: yeah
[17:39] Snuffles: got that
[17:39] Snuffles: LOL
[17:39] BMT Bull: yeah but
[17:39] BMT Bull: i did that all in my head
[17:40] BMT Bull: LOL JK
[17:40] Snuffles: LOL
BMT Bull = me
Snuffles =
snuffles345Immersion
General | Posted 15 years agoPendulum's new album Immersion is seriously 100x better than In Silico (if you can imagine that...)
Encoder and The Island (parts 1 and 2) and like completely perfect songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzCwztAspTw
Encoder and The Island (parts 1 and 2) and like completely perfect songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzCwztAspTw
Best. Ever.
General | Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=rXdK8_7P8Kk&playnext_from=TL&videos=lIDTPrJk1UY
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=i5UbKvv3MkU&playnext_from=TL&videos=Uvyad2w9gck
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=FuEMhyRw-VI&playnext_from=TL&videos=W7CVNZBKUqA
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=R0dJzIOqLBc&playnext_from=TL&videos=scSElXqCsZI
Fucking masterpieces.
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=i5UbKvv3MkU&playnext_from=TL&videos=Uvyad2w9gck
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=FuEMhyRw-VI&playnext_from=TL&videos=W7CVNZBKUqA
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=R0dJzIOqLBc&playnext_from=TL&videos=scSElXqCsZI
Fucking masterpieces.
I ENVY PAULA DEEN SO BAD.
General | Posted 15 years agoI just noticed that Paula Deen's husband is HOT SHIT.
http://www.clevelandwomen.com/image.....eb-michael.jpg
Seriously...
http://www.clevelandwomen.com/image.....eb-michael.jpg
Seriously...
Guilty. (+ lolzy chats)
General | Posted 15 years agoI dunno why but, I really, REALLY like the melody for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmmCg5bKxA
Justin Bieber is a total cunt but Sean Kingston is ok.
My questions for you, FA, are:
A) Should I remix Eenie Meenie?
and
B) Along with Trance and Prog. House should I make Pop?
[22:14] Dr. Bull: real pros
[22:14] Dr. Bull: get blown
[14:21] |BiC| PurplG #iG: god i hate it when people say no homo
[14:21] |BiC| PurplG #iG: i hate you
[14:21] Purdy Gud: i bet the rock says it alot
[14:21] Purdy Gud: because the rock is a nice guy you know
[14:22] Purdy Gud: and if he wants to tell his manager hes wearing a nice shirt
[14:22] Purdy Gud: he has to say no homo
[14:22] Purdy Gud: hes like
[14:22] Purdy Gud: "Hey, thats a nice shirt, Bob!"
[14:22] Purdy Gud: and the Bob is like fucking
[14:23] Purdy Gud: "U want 2 fuk?"
[14:23] Purdy Gud: and the rock is just like
[14:23] Purdy Gud: "No homo lol."
[14:23] Purdy Gud: but the truth is
[14:23] Purdy Gud: Bob is a faggot
Purdy Gud = me.
Justin Bieber is a total cunt but Sean Kingston is ok.
My questions for you, FA, are:
A) Should I remix Eenie Meenie?
and
B) Along with Trance and Prog. House should I make Pop?
[22:14] Dr. Bull: real pros
[22:14] Dr. Bull: get blown
[14:21] |BiC| PurplG #iG: god i hate it when people say no homo
[14:21] |BiC| PurplG #iG: i hate you
[14:21] Purdy Gud: i bet the rock says it alot
[14:21] Purdy Gud: because the rock is a nice guy you know
[14:22] Purdy Gud: and if he wants to tell his manager hes wearing a nice shirt
[14:22] Purdy Gud: he has to say no homo
[14:22] Purdy Gud: hes like
[14:22] Purdy Gud: "Hey, thats a nice shirt, Bob!"
[14:22] Purdy Gud: and the Bob is like fucking
[14:23] Purdy Gud: "U want 2 fuk?"
[14:23] Purdy Gud: and the rock is just like
[14:23] Purdy Gud: "No homo lol."
[14:23] Purdy Gud: but the truth is
[14:23] Purdy Gud: Bob is a faggot
Purdy Gud = me.
oh.
General | Posted 15 years agoI have until the 20th to finish a 10 minute animation lol.
BAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
General | Posted 15 years agoG.Xyon says:
hey
Sgt. Sheriff Bull says:
sup
G.Xyon says:
nm
u?
Sgt. Sheriff Bull says:
got enough shorthand there?
G.Xyon says:
shorthand?
Sgt. Sheriff Bull says:
Are you serious?
Don't talk to me anymore.
i lol'd hxc (irony)
EDIT: G.Xyon says:
X3 sense of humor fail
Besdes: not from US
remember?
Jesus Christ, what a crybaby.
bawww
hey
Sgt. Sheriff Bull says:
sup
G.Xyon says:
nm
u?
Sgt. Sheriff Bull says:
got enough shorthand there?
G.Xyon says:
shorthand?
Sgt. Sheriff Bull says:
Are you serious?
Don't talk to me anymore.
i lol'd hxc (irony)
EDIT: G.Xyon says:
X3 sense of humor fail
Besdes: not from US
remember?
Jesus Christ, what a crybaby.
bawww
i snort off a dead white mans body
General | Posted 15 years agoYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey ;)
Stranger: hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: you?
You: im tweakin
You: Just finished doing like 30 lines of cocaine
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so where you from?
You: it might have been 50 lines actually
You: I lost count after the first 90
You: anyway
You: i'm 78 and I'm from africa
You: i snort off a dead white mans body
Stranger: well, im 86, from india
You: WHOA SHIT YOURE HARD CORE
You: GET AWAY
You have disconnected.
I fucking LOL'D
You: Hey ;)
Stranger: hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: you?
You: im tweakin
You: Just finished doing like 30 lines of cocaine
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so where you from?
You: it might have been 50 lines actually
You: I lost count after the first 90
You: anyway
You: i'm 78 and I'm from africa
You: i snort off a dead white mans body
Stranger: well, im 86, from india
You: WHOA SHIT YOURE HARD CORE
You: GET AWAY
You have disconnected.
I fucking LOL'D
ever been to saturn?
General | Posted 15 years agoPoptarts: American schools don't teach shit
Shane: i know lal
Poptarts: Right now, I get A's in math but
Poptarts: if I compared it to Bulgarian schools
Poptarts: I'd be in remedial math
Shane: bulgaria has schools?
Shane = friend of mine
Poptarts = shane's faggot 13 year old friend
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiiiiiii!! :)
Stranger: hi !
You: how are you :D
Stranger: higggh
Stranger: hbbbbby ?
You: sorry
You: i don't speak korean
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey :D
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im dean :)
Stranger: male
You: im sarah :]]
Stranger: hey sarah
Stranger: how old r ya
Stranger: before i get arrested
You: 5
Stranger: ......um
Stranger: im scared
You: dont be scared
You: im 8
You: totally legalllll
Stranger: still scared
Stranger: lol
You: Lol. I'm actually 39.
Stranger: thank god lol
Stranger: im 26
Stranger: i cud be your toy boy lol
You: You could be a lot more than that ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so where ya from
You: Russia. But sometimes I use my teleporter and go to Spain
You: so
Stranger: cool
You: Marry me.
You: Before I fucking castrate you.
Stranger: kinda aggressive
Stranger: are u sure ur not a guy?
You: I like it rough like Barney the dinosaur
You: so
You: Ever been to Saturn?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Shane: i know lal
Poptarts: Right now, I get A's in math but
Poptarts: if I compared it to Bulgarian schools
Poptarts: I'd be in remedial math
Shane: bulgaria has schools?
Shane = friend of mine
Poptarts = shane's faggot 13 year old friend
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiiiiiii!! :)
Stranger: hi !
You: how are you :D
Stranger: higggh
Stranger: hbbbbby ?
You: sorry
You: i don't speak korean
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey :D
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im dean :)
Stranger: male
You: im sarah :]]
Stranger: hey sarah
Stranger: how old r ya
Stranger: before i get arrested
You: 5
Stranger: ......um
Stranger: im scared
You: dont be scared
You: im 8
You: totally legalllll
Stranger: still scared
Stranger: lol
You: Lol. I'm actually 39.
Stranger: thank god lol
Stranger: im 26
Stranger: i cud be your toy boy lol
You: You could be a lot more than that ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so where ya from
You: Russia. But sometimes I use my teleporter and go to Spain
You: so
Stranger: cool
You: Marry me.
You: Before I fucking castrate you.
Stranger: kinda aggressive
Stranger: are u sure ur not a guy?
You: I like it rough like Barney the dinosaur
You: so
You: Ever been to Saturn?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
AY GUYS I NEED SOMETHING FROM Y'ALL
General | Posted 15 years agoI want a damn profile ID but I can't seem to come up with anything funny/witty for it.
SO I ASK YOU, FA, TO GIVE ME FUNNY SUGGESTIONS FOR A PROFILE ID.
I wonder if anyone will reply to this lol.
EDIT: amazing trance <3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKrzLXb8ZMs&playnext_from=TL&videos=2X23labLAVQ
SO I ASK YOU, FA, TO GIVE ME FUNNY SUGGESTIONS FOR A PROFILE ID.
I wonder if anyone will reply to this lol.
EDIT: amazing trance <3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKrzLXb8ZMs&playnext_from=TL&videos=2X23labLAVQ
SHOULD I DO IT, FA?
General | Posted 15 years agoI'm considering watching all seasons of LOST just for Hurley...
Hurley = Cutest guy on TV
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....Hurleylost.PNG
Seriously. I'd totally smash that shit.
SO! Do I watch all 6(?) seasons just so I can day dream about Hurley's hot bod? Help me decide, FA.
Hurley = Cutest guy on TV
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....Hurleylost.PNG
Seriously. I'd totally smash that shit.
SO! Do I watch all 6(?) seasons just so I can day dream about Hurley's hot bod? Help me decide, FA.
FUCK YEAH :D
General | Posted 15 years agoHARDCORE FAGGOTS LIKE US LISTEN TO HXC MUSIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXk88Qj2EEY&playnext_from=TL&videos=rv0ys4m3eM
But seriously, thats one epic track :O
This one is also pretty awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcUmlB_GTaU&playnext_from=TL&videos=rv0ysn4m3eM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXk88Qj2EEY&playnext_from=TL&videos=rv0ys4m3eM
But seriously, thats one epic track :O
This one is also pretty awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcUmlB_GTaU&playnext_from=TL&videos=rv0ysn4m3eM
COMMANDER IN FUCKING CHIEF
General | Posted 15 years agoSHITTY SHOW.
GONNA WATCH WEST WING NOW.
GONNA WATCH WEST WING NOW.
fucking intense as shit
General | Posted 15 years ago48 seconds...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XV7mxfIIr0&playnext_from=TL&videos=b8ZtKuYNXFU
I almost died from the intensity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XV7mxfIIr0&playnext_from=TL&videos=b8ZtKuYNXFU
I almost died from the intensity
Sick faggot.
General | Posted 15 years agoYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: i have a question
You: What is your question?
Stranger: f?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I'm from planet X
You: Formerly known as Pluto
Stranger: wow :P
You: 'The More You Know'............
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ka tu?
You: I don't speak fag.
Stranger: sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Yeah...
You: I don't even know what to say to that.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: The Jews were created by man. They Rebelled. They Evolved. They look and feel Human. Some are programmed to think they are human. There are many copies. And they have a plan.
You: Oh shit.
You: What's their plan?
Stranger: anihaliation
You: You spelled annihilation wrong.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: boobs or dick?
You: What I have?
Stranger: yes
You: Nothing for you, faggot.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyhey are you a horny female??
You: Well howdy partner.
You: I reckon maybe I am.
You: What interests you, sir?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well howdy partner.
You: I don't reckon' I've seen you 'round these here parts.
You: What brings 'ya to the town of omegle?
You: We ain't seen much business lately.
You: With them fancy railroads and such.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: you make me wanna poop
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: and i will shit on your face
Stranger: age
You: ...sick faggot
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wus gud
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl??
You: 0/notsureyet/mommy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
not as great as last time
You: Hi.
Stranger: i have a question
You: What is your question?
Stranger: f?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are u from?
You: I'm from planet X
You: Formerly known as Pluto
Stranger: wow :P
You: 'The More You Know'............
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ka tu?
You: I don't speak fag.
Stranger: sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Yeah...
You: I don't even know what to say to that.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: The Jews were created by man. They Rebelled. They Evolved. They look and feel Human. Some are programmed to think they are human. There are many copies. And they have a plan.
You: Oh shit.
You: What's their plan?
Stranger: anihaliation
You: You spelled annihilation wrong.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: boobs or dick?
You: What I have?
Stranger: yes
You: Nothing for you, faggot.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyhey are you a horny female??
You: Well howdy partner.
You: I reckon maybe I am.
You: What interests you, sir?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well howdy partner.
You: I don't reckon' I've seen you 'round these here parts.
You: What brings 'ya to the town of omegle?
You: We ain't seen much business lately.
You: With them fancy railroads and such.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: you make me wanna poop
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: and i will shit on your face
Stranger: age
You: ...sick faggot
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wus gud
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl??
You: 0/notsureyet/mommy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
not as great as last time
I slam bitches for riff inspiration
General | Posted 15 years ago[17:15] Shane: ALSO DID YOU KNOW
[17:15] Shane: not many people know this
[17:15] Shane: kerry king has a wife
[17:15] Shane: more so of a fuckslut than a wife
[17:15] Shane: but he has one
[17:15] Shane: LOL
[17:16] BMT Bull: he probably beats her for riff inspiration
[17:16] Shane: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
[17:16] Shane: I BET HE FUCKING DOES
BMT Bull = me :B
[17:15] Shane: not many people know this
[17:15] Shane: kerry king has a wife
[17:15] Shane: more so of a fuckslut than a wife
[17:15] Shane: but he has one
[17:15] Shane: LOL
[17:16] BMT Bull: he probably beats her for riff inspiration
[17:16] Shane: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
[17:16] Shane: I BET HE FUCKING DOES
BMT Bull = me :B
If I had to idolize someone...
General | Posted 15 years agoI'd say Paul Keeley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=753X6PtTj6k&playnext_from=TL&videos=4edwI4MvoRA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ2TQas1oDE
I have never heard anything as magical as those tracks...
If I ever had to pigeon hole myself (which I eventually will) (hopefully sooner rather than later) I'd pick Progressive House/Progressive Trance. That shit is fucking amazing.
I wanna start making Prog. House and fucking DESTROY KEELEY'S LIFE (in the best way possible).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=753X6PtTj6k&playnext_from=TL&videos=4edwI4MvoRA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ2TQas1oDE
I have never heard anything as magical as those tracks...
If I ever had to pigeon hole myself (which I eventually will) (hopefully sooner rather than later) I'd pick Progressive House/Progressive Trance. That shit is fucking amazing.
I wanna start making Prog. House and fucking DESTROY KEELEY'S LIFE (in the best way possible).
MY VAGINA BLEEDS WITH THE POWER OF THE HOLY MOUNTAINS
General | Posted 15 years agoYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ay
Stranger: hello.....
You: Sup
Stranger: m/18......nu
You: 9/m/africa
Stranger: abe kalia.........
You: back sorry
You: my father was shoving an ak-47 in my face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i love you
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: i don't care who you are
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: asl?
You: fuck you, if all you care about is asl
You: this relationship is OVER
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 22 bi m
You: haha
You: that's funny
You: you made my day
You: faggot
Stranger: thnx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I just wanted to tell you, I love you Mom!
You: u2
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WUT UP
You: homie
You: gettin in da h ood
Stranger: god....are you a baby?
Stranger: are you going to try to show me your penis?
You: im 9 x3
Stranger: are you going to try and get me to go to your webcam...at which time I will tell you I am not a lesbian, but you will send me the link anyway?
You: what part of "IM 9" DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
You: youre supposed to freak out
You: i've failed
You: suicide
You: brb
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 9/m/africa
Stranger: you are too young to be online
You: im a BABY NIGGER
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: rap battle
Stranger: male 21
You: you and me
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: dog
You: dog
You: u luvin me
You: in a tree
You: use it as a dildo
You: kk your turn
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: GO
Stranger: chillin by prima in my beeema
Stranger: waitin 4 my fries n my chicken burger
You: wow dude you are trying WAY too hard
You: shitty rap
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: NIGGER WASSUP
Stranger: waht up nucka
You: Gettin' G AS SHIT
You: like Justin B.
Stranger: word
You: Justin Bieber is a totally beast
You: he'll destroy your life
Stranger: uh huh
You: sexually
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: My Names Daisy, Im 18 And From America,
Stranger: you?
You: Why did you capitalize every letter in that sentence?
You: Was it an acronym?
You: No?
You: Learn english.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ay
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: r u a gir
Stranger: girl
You: yus :]
Stranger: where r u from the us
You: cali :]]
You: U?
Stranger: im from tx
You: nice
Stranger: but i was born in michigan
You: u got big cows?
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: how old r u
You: 10
Stranger: r u sexually active
You: yus all day
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: see this can be fun for everyone
You: MY VAGINA BLEEDS WITH THE POWER OF THE HOLY MOUNTAINS
You have disconnected.
_________________________
more omegle fun with my friend Shane
You: ay
Stranger: hello.....
You: Sup
Stranger: m/18......nu
You: 9/m/africa
Stranger: abe kalia.........
You: back sorry
You: my father was shoving an ak-47 in my face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i love you
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: i don't care who you are
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: asl?
You: fuck you, if all you care about is asl
You: this relationship is OVER
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: 22 bi m
You: haha
You: that's funny
You: you made my day
You: faggot
Stranger: thnx
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Stranger: I just wanted to tell you, I love you Mom!
You: u2
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You: WUT UP
You: homie
You: gettin in da h ood
Stranger: god....are you a baby?
Stranger: are you going to try to show me your penis?
You: im 9 x3
Stranger: are you going to try and get me to go to your webcam...at which time I will tell you I am not a lesbian, but you will send me the link anyway?
You: what part of "IM 9" DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
You: youre supposed to freak out
You: i've failed
You: suicide
You: brb
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You: 9/m/africa
Stranger: you are too young to be online
You: im a BABY NIGGER
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You: rap battle
Stranger: male 21
You: you and me
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: dog
You: dog
You: u luvin me
You: in a tree
You: use it as a dildo
You: kk your turn
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: GO
Stranger: chillin by prima in my beeema
Stranger: waitin 4 my fries n my chicken burger
You: wow dude you are trying WAY too hard
You: shitty rap
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You: NIGGER WASSUP
Stranger: waht up nucka
You: Gettin' G AS SHIT
You: like Justin B.
Stranger: word
You: Justin Bieber is a totally beast
You: he'll destroy your life
Stranger: uh huh
You: sexually
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: My Names Daisy, Im 18 And From America,
Stranger: you?
You: Why did you capitalize every letter in that sentence?
You: Was it an acronym?
You: No?
You: Learn english.
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You: ay
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: r u a gir
Stranger: girl
You: yus :]
Stranger: where r u from the us
You: cali :]]
You: U?
Stranger: im from tx
You: nice
Stranger: but i was born in michigan
You: u got big cows?
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: how old r u
You: 10
Stranger: r u sexually active
You: yus all day
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: see this can be fun for everyone
You: MY VAGINA BLEEDS WITH THE POWER OF THE HOLY MOUNTAINS
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more omegle fun with my friend Shane
I just came all over your mouth
General | Posted 15 years agoYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HOWDY
You: FIRST POST
You: FUCK YES
Stranger: Prepare for trouble!
You: MAKE IT DOUBLE
Stranger: To protect the world from devastation!
You: To unite all people with in our nations!
Stranger: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
You: To extend our reach to the stars above !
Stranger: Jesse!
You: James!
Stranger: Team Rocket Blast off at the speed of light!
You: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Stranger: Meowth that's right!
You: I don't know who you are but I salute you and admire you.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yes.
Stranger: i like girls with huge boobs, so if u dont have them bye
You: Oh
You: I have them
Stranger: nice asl
You: only i'm not a girl
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am jesus
You: you have one question to be answered
You: one question only
You: and i will answer it
Stranger: Why does the world spin?
You: Because it's balanced on the tip of my penis.
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: horny 18 year old male looking for hot girl to chat with.
You: U fund meee :]
Stranger: nice! how old are you?
You: 9 :]
Stranger: liar.
You: ur right
You: I'm 5
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ay
You: Justin B. here
You: Usher gives it to me in the ass everynight
Stranger: Really?
You: New single out this week
You: Thankx!
You have disconnected.
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You: lez or bi?
Stranger: bi
You: selfish cunt
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: hey bitch
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: asl
You: you're welcome bitch
Stranger: hahahaha
You: 16/m/usa
Stranger: 16 f us
You: i doubt that highly
You: ...bitch
Stranger: hahahaha okay doubt whatever you want
You: okay then answer this question
You: What reproductive organ do you have?
Stranger: i have a uterus
Stranger: BITCH
You: Fag.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Wal-Mart
Stranger: hey i'm lookin for a hot momma?
You: Isle 5.
You: We sell those.
Stranger: fuck wal-mart
Stranger: ha
You: HEY BITCH WE'LL FIND YOUR HOUSE
You: AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND
You: AND SLAP SMILEY FACES AND LOW PRICES ON IT
You: BITCH
You have disconnected.
[15:09] Skoopmeister Snuffs:I would say in her dreams but.
Pretty much any guy with abs is in her dreams.
[15:09] Dr. Bull: ....
[15:09] Dr. Bull: i got abs
[15:10] Dr. Bull: but theres only 2 and theyre on my chest
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all of them were done by either me or my friend Shane
massive lolz
You: HOWDY
You: FIRST POST
You: FUCK YES
Stranger: Prepare for trouble!
You: MAKE IT DOUBLE
Stranger: To protect the world from devastation!
You: To unite all people with in our nations!
Stranger: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
You: To extend our reach to the stars above !
Stranger: Jesse!
You: James!
Stranger: Team Rocket Blast off at the speed of light!
You: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Stranger: Meowth that's right!
You: I don't know who you are but I salute you and admire you.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yes.
Stranger: i like girls with huge boobs, so if u dont have them bye
You: Oh
You: I have them
Stranger: nice asl
You: only i'm not a girl
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am jesus
You: you have one question to be answered
You: one question only
You: and i will answer it
Stranger: Why does the world spin?
You: Because it's balanced on the tip of my penis.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 18 year old male looking for hot girl to chat with.
You: U fund meee :]
Stranger: nice! how old are you?
You: 9 :]
Stranger: liar.
You: ur right
You: I'm 5
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ay
You: Justin B. here
You: Usher gives it to me in the ass everynight
Stranger: Really?
You: New single out this week
You: Thankx!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lez or bi?
Stranger: bi
You: selfish cunt
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey bitch
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: asl
You: you're welcome bitch
Stranger: hahahaha
You: 16/m/usa
Stranger: 16 f us
You: i doubt that highly
You: ...bitch
Stranger: hahahaha okay doubt whatever you want
You: okay then answer this question
You: What reproductive organ do you have?
Stranger: i have a uterus
Stranger: BITCH
You: Fag.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to Wal-Mart
Stranger: hey i'm lookin for a hot momma?
You: Isle 5.
You: We sell those.
Stranger: fuck wal-mart
Stranger: ha
You: HEY BITCH WE'LL FIND YOUR HOUSE
You: AND BURN IT TO THE GROUND
You: AND SLAP SMILEY FACES AND LOW PRICES ON IT
You: BITCH
You have disconnected.
[15:09] Skoopmeister Snuffs:I would say in her dreams but.
Pretty much any guy with abs is in her dreams.
[15:09] Dr. Bull: ....
[15:09] Dr. Bull: i got abs
[15:10] Dr. Bull: but theres only 2 and theyre on my chest
_______________________
all of them were done by either me or my friend Shane
massive lolz
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