let the chaos ensue...

ill be stuck in a beach house with 10 of my family
mother included
right next to the beach in palo alto

now dont get me wrong this house is amazing. 2 stories and all the rooms you can imagine.

but
i expect loss of sanity
either between the dogs fighting or the family

anywho
yeah fun times

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/b.....s-fury-project


they Are SOOO close to releasing a playable demo, in which case id run around and scream like a girl.

THIS GAME NEEDS TO BE FINISHED AND MADE

i mean come on how many furry games are out there let alone fully animated 2d fighting games

(other than MONSTER by .8105 graphics)

i dont care who you are it takes like 2 mintues to copy paste this link in a journal or on others pages via a shout.

DO IT

or ill grow beanstalk arms and float away.

FINALLY


had a friend who worked at a foster freeze call me up and tell me that he got me an interview with his boss, and i got the job. no application needed. so as of the 7th of june ill be working for a beat up run down shit food slum standards ice cream and burger place that has refused to die for as long as ive lived in my home town.


that being said YAY FREE ICE CREAM
i think

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/.....tic-twist-fate


OK ALL OF MY YES!!
*squees*

fuck everyone else dig into your pockets and help this furry fighting game get launched.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/b.....s-fury-project

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe.....andom/JbZJVMM4



WHAT THE FUCK WORLD...

SPREAD THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SHIT



i swear mundanes get stupider every year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0&list=PL3CBDBDA71F43276F&index=2

watch in order now..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0jZzBEKIMc&list=PL3CBDBDA71F43276F&index=1

YES YOU WILL BE SINGING

Brian Hart Leveled to 23!
*obtained 1 squeaky toy, 1 big ball, 1 Asian powered watch*


progress to next level 0%



to any of you that DONT get this its my birthday today, thank you for caring..

i have gotten a total of 3 jury summons to this date, and 2 of them within a week of each other due to the latest new year.


still havent had to serve though

ok so i might be a bit off in translations but here it goes...

Sūjitsugo ni, watashi wa koibito ni au koto ni narimasu. Watashi wa hijō ni watashitachiha hanarete ita subete no jikan no nochi ni kare ni saikai suru koto ni kōfun shite imasu. Watashi wa kare o hōyō suru no o matsu kare wa zutto, kanto ga daisukidesu. Wareware wa kotoshi, FC ni shusseki shi, soko ni ōku no yūjin o mite hoshī sa remasu ryōhō.



for all you google translatorsVVVVVVVVV

数日後に、私は私の恋人に会うことになります。私は非常に私たちは離れていたすべての時間の後に彼に再会することに興奮しています。私は彼を抱擁するのを待つ彼はずっと、カントが大好きです。我々は今年、FCに出席し、そこに多くの友人を見てほしいされます両方。


and yes i am learning japanese slowly, i still cant write it or read it all that well, but i try.

WATCH THIS>>>>

https://www.facebook.com/v/10151117582965493

i honestly think this needs to come to light, its a heartfelt story and i think it is wortht o make, kind of a big explanation of furries and anthro to the world, anyways look into it PLEASE,



http://www.indiegogo.com/anthromovie

start calling every black person a cracker. every white guy a nigga
every asian a beaner , and all mexicans a gook/spick

Italians and Irish are excempt from this because we get a case all to ourselves. and you dont wanna piss us off or we will bar fight /mafia kill you.

indians we will call jews and jews we will call indians.

black people just WANT to be dominated.
NO RACIAL

cant call me a racist now....

ok was walking with my friends and the subject of "black people can call each other nigga" and not be offended, and when whitey does it they go all butthurt and ghetto . SO we were saying how white people should go around calling other white people "cracker" just cuz. and if black guy says it,, go all insane and shit.

also weird fact. white people invented the word "saggin" proof in the spelling......read it backwards. blacks will never find out.

XD

ok so back on track. i was saying how black people are always saggin their pants and it looks bad, i recalled that in prison inmates would sag their pants to let others know they wanted to get butt fucked without alerting the guards. (which is also hilarious to me) and how one day i was gonna pants a black guy and push him over, its not like hed be able to do anything to me if he was on the floor right? if he had any weapon tucked in his waist , it would fall out so hed become helpless. all id want to do is pants him push him over and ask "WHATS THE POINT! >:@"

if he tried to get up and take a swing, duck , pants, push, repeat.


so on to the main subject of our conversation blacks were meant to be dominated, they sag their pants which is prison code for FUCK ME. they act all tough and ghetto because they just want to be taken down to bite a pillow. not to mention slavery, (yes i know im going to hell, but at least ill be yiffing)

so idea since ghetto language annoys me, not their black accent, they way they speak in degenerate.

"yao wutim saiyan?"

what the fuck is this.....
since they are just so asking to be pegged, i think i should find a english teacher dominatrix and force a black thug/gangsta/hoodlum to be tied up and nailed while instructed to read from a literature book, and have the dominatrix yell at him to read properly or get spanked/paddled/flogged/fucked more...

would fix that shit english really fast. every time they go to talk itd trigger pain memory and correct it right?

i dunno , maybe im just crazy. well only a little but thats why im so fun.

thats all CRACKERS!!!

and remember i said "no racial"

WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP WATCHING MEEE?!?!?!?!?! >:@




*crosses arms and sits in the corner.*

my friend  sclariqrevk showed me this and i am now sad that i cant have anything nice from here...


god dammit nappa

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/?utm_source=rdt&utm_medium=referral

8/12/2012

was working at my new job as SONIC, and was a 3-10 shift, at around 9:45 a co worker asked that i clean behind our grill before i leave so i pull it out just enough for me to get behind it, (which isnt much)

and noticing there was a lot of grease under it and went to go get the mop and fresh water. i come back and there are a few people standing around the grill looking at the back, i hear the word 'fire' not like a panic more like "uh is that supposed to be on fire" so i throw down the mop yell " FIRE EXTINGUISHER!" run to get the silver, 'special fire" extinguisher, and straight up go and spray it out. wait a few seconds and it re ignites. so im keeping it out and told my manager to get in when i stop spraying and turn the gas off. was a pretty thrilling and scary experience but i dealt with it out of instinct and my training from high school...



pretty cool no?

my friend took me to a club in modesto california named "The Fat Cat" for a stand up comedy night, his lesbian friend was performing in the place and got us in free. later after things died down she decided to take us to "The Brave Bull" gay bar... was very quaint place, well furnished. had a big dance floor , disco balls everywhere, dance lights etc. mirrors, dance pole, jukebox, live DJ.

so when we all get there its pretty much empty so we start playing pool, now side note. im wearing my collar with a strobe light on it. as well as my beanie, fingerless gloves and new black fluffy tail. yes i brought my tail..
anywho. we decide to play pool for a while and i find the jukebox and but in for 2 techno songs.
both by Deadmou5 - Strobe, and Moar ghosts and stuff.

so when they come on i start dancing out on the dance floor alone, just enjoying the music and lights. some people are watching and others (probly interested in me) were staring more intently.... so anyway i convinced my friends lesbian friend, (lets call her 'L' ) to start dancing with me, now she doesnt know that its easy to dance to techno, just find the beat and move to it. so we are both dancing, her gf is watching L and im there shaking my tail and stuff happily. still only us on the floor. then the DJ takes the cue and starts playing songs with heavy beat, seeing what i played. so im out there more just by myself for a long while, dancing like a badass. and around 9-10 pm a whole bunch of younger girls come into the bar, (obviously at least 21 to be in a bar. none the less a gay one)

still only me dancing, literally not caring when the music was good, but eventually like around 10-11 about 5 girls started dancing near me , and then as more people came in, it got very clustered and thriving. lots of action going on around us as L and her GF got to dancing , their nervousness melted away. and i got up on the pole. (yes i know how to poledance somewhat dont ask questions) shaking my stuff up there, making it sexy. got 6$ shoved in my waistband (LOL) and then the party was going, others werent afraid to get up and pole for a bit, (only one other guy was on the same level of poledancing as me, so we went back and forth a few times on the metal) eventually my shirt got off and id say about 100 people were dancing and cheering to this DJ's PERFECT mix of music. i climbed tot the top of the pole, held on with my legs and leaned all the way out and upside down.. some dumb girls spilled/dropped their beers so the floor got a bit sticky.. but all in all i can say ACHIEVEMENT UNOCKED! : Started a Dance at a Gay Bar.

THAT WAS ALL ME
ALL ME...

NONE OF YALL GOT THE BALLS TO SHAKE IT LIKE ME

(ignore the black accented text that just spewed from my fingers..) some of you might have read that out loud..




btw i got a new job, at a Sonic restaurant. go me....


NO TL:DR

but some will be remembered more than a stupid old man..

examples of 'jobs' youll remember more.


Hand jobs
blow jobs
wack jobs
bad jobs
good jobs
first jobs
nut jobs
hack jobs
chuck norris
lynch mobs
banana
...
...
i love....lamp




also random intresting question

good FOOTWORK similar to FOOTJOBS ?

me and the love of my life have been mated for 3 years now, and though i couldnt be happier for us..

my only thoughts are how much im going to love him when he is finally released from the military and in my arms.

being "together" but separated by states puts a strain of course, but it makes everything that we have had together that much more important, special, and memorable.

i plan to have many more years with  gogowolf nobody has ever given me as much worth as i feel when i am with him.

my heart jumps almost out of my chest when we do the little corny things that couples do, reminds me of what a good man i have.

there may not be a whole lot i can do, besides writing things and saying how much i love you, but  gogowolf youve made my life better and i cant imagine where id be without you, im content in the fullest as long as you are with me, so for now its our anniversary and a happy one number three.


but seriously my mate puts the "us" in my FUS ROH DAH

omfg id will make you bleed.


http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:26507782

I lost my job, have you found it?

so monday april 30th, at Midnight. my employment at the Marketplace Stadium 10 Cinemas was relieved.
for those who care , or are inquisitors, here is why.

the LAND owner, being the frugal tart he is, decided to not pay the bank loans for a time. so the bank man seized all his operating companies and auctioned the land off.
now however our BUILDING owner objected deeply to this, and made a valiant effort im told, to save the workplace.

he was unfortunately outbid, by



















































(wait for it)


















Big Lots!



fucking second hand shitstain of a chain retail store now owns the land to our building, so after 4 years of damn good work , its suddenly all in vain.

i was up for promotion as well. so now, i have no source of income , and i will NOT ask for charity.
if you want to give me money. good karma to you.

its just still very hard to swallow, i mean its all i had thaat i was good at, and for damn sure i will never work at our competitor theater in manteca, damn them to the furthest pit of scourge and hell
they are horrid..

so yeah... this week has been one emotional kick in the balls after another, leaving me in a bad state.

any of this TL:DR shit and i block you forever and hope that you die in a pit of nonlethal paralyzing venomous scorpions , doomed to be stung forever and laid brood eggs in until the babies hatch and eat their way out of your intestines.

so i was at work and for the strangest reason i started making what seemed to be rap lyrics in my head, so i wrote them down as best as i could remember. ill probly add to this later,. but heres what ive got.


With these words imma break you
and build you back up
No time to be scared
cuz its how i grew up

My mom raised me right
and right from the start
im taking this rap
and im making it art

you can hurt me with words
mind body and soul
but you cant break my will
in this world we all have a role.

im tired of the lies
spewing out of your mouth
its got to that point
that i might burn down your house

dont call me a fool
or other spiteful words
cuz i can just as easily
smash your face on the curb

im not the violent type
so dont misunderstand
im tired of being pushed aside
now its time i take a stand

swept under the rug
ignored and abused
you shouldve known im a hornets nest
you so mindlessly rused

i may be hiding hate
ive collected in my life
but i dont let it get me down
and continue my strife

my story isnt over
unless you want to know
all the bullshit i put up with
just to make my life grow

this song is over now
im pulling out my hair
i may be going crazy
but then again i dont care.

why?
simple question,
and i want simple answers.