#61: im not too picky on food, if it passes these two standards ill most likely eat it.

1. Is it food?
2 Will i die if i eat it?

(unless its like some meat with lots of hidden bones in it where nobody tells me theres bones in it and i end up stabbing my mouth)

#60: i have a unfortunate concave sternum, on occasion it makes it hard to breathe. If i stretch it sometimes it will "pop" and though it hurts for a moment , i fell better afterwords.
ive passed out twice from doing it too hard...

#59: I have brown eye, brown hair (at one point was orange) , and im about 156 lbs.

never before in many years has a ten year old made me wanna cry.
my moms work friends (lets call her K) nephew ( lets call him J) has taken a liking to me and its cute in a way that a baby cat attaches to a adult dog.

so on our drive to Universal studios, K says she has a son whos house is relatively close to the park, a 30 min drive or so. now i was expecting a mediocre house judging by the area around it. but NoooOOOOoooo.

we pull in to this up hill driveway of a million dollar plus 2 story house with a good amount of acres.
and so that , being where i am has no cell phone coverage unless you are verison, (im t mobile.)

anywho J is basically having a blast with this place bragging about everything he has and has done etc.
and its like i dont care about that shit little man, but i cant exactly say that
he has a little bit more adhd than me when i was that age. and my god he wont stop singing veggie tales because he knows it annoys me.

fucking water buffaloes...
(my apologies to water buffalooes in the fandom)

but he just goes on and on about what he has and this house hes in, i just sit next to the wall using mental thoughts of my mate to cling to what little sanity i had left on the verge of tears and trauma WHY!?


because what do i have, what have i done.? i have a technically homeless ass whos illegally staying at my friends house and paying them a portion of my check to help out as well as cleaning and perma sleeping on the couch. i have my sad life of not knowing my father, not being of any interest to anyone for 17 years of my life (excpet my mother who i will say DID A DAMMED GOOD JOB RAISING ME ALONE!!)

getting thrashed in high school almost daily, going to college for a year and trying my hardest to cram 17, countem 17 units my first semester. (and for those of you playing the home game thats a lot)

coming home to my mothers side of the family who sees me as wasted potential. and they never stop expressing that with the phrase "why dont you"

so here i am in one of the many rooms in this place bawling as im trying to express myself.
and there are 3 kids around under the age of 8 so a lot of my websites are morally limited to night time when they sleep , FA, IB, Dungeon fighter online,Second life, etc.

in a sense i can understand maybe why he gets the way he is, after all his mom died 2 years ago and his dad isnt that great im told. but the way he just showcased this stuff felt like a barrage of "look what you dont have" kinda thing.

i mean come on there was a roaming RoboRaptor literally walking around the house freely, which i thought was odd. and its like bigger than their dog. which has also taken a liking to me.

Universal studios was fun though dont get me wrong, although my mom and K do tend to have that adult kind of calm argument with all the subliminal heat as to not alert kids.

and i knew me and my mom at some point would have an altercation, it was inevitable from the beginning, we fight then J and K fight a bit, then J comes to me and bugs me for something idk what.

got some cool pics imma be posting up soon as im done or i get better batteries for my camera, theres some cool shit,

anyways im done AND IF I SEE THIS TL;DR SHIT IM BLOCKING YOU

for one whole week so im hoping i can bring my laptop and mooch the hotel internet ^_^

#58: i will be participating in "No Fap November"
gonna be a fucking sonovabitch
its going to be a month where i do nothing but work out. the extra testosterone build up will make you more aggressive and prone to work out, thus getting that build or extra pounds off, REALLY TRY IT.
put a postit note on your dick if you have to but i WILL do it.

1. make a email account with the username Microsoft corporation
2. go to a bunch of mourning forums, sites, facebook etc
3. thumbs down all the " r.i.p " comments
4. Tumbs up the statement he died.
5. laugh about trolling.
6. get microsoft stock.
7. play off that microsoft finally "offed the competition"
8. lol more.

#57: My kink is the shower, i dunno why, its always seemed like the perfect place to have fun, get wet and still be warm.

#56: i am NOT a morning dog(person w/e)

#56: I once kicked a wild deer in the butt

#54: Im already tired of this list...
and yet i told everyone id do it so id feel like an ass if i quit.
DAMNIT PEOPLE!!!!


um....I can play tennis, badminton, soccer, baseball (even though i throw the bat habitually)

#53: Im planning to either wear my wolf tail for halloween or dress like a stupid thug gangsta bro.
fo'sheezy

#52: I like rain, i love snow, i HATE THE COLD




._, srsly

#51: I can live for days on sugar. given there is a constant supply.

#50: I own a Bad Dragon toy, and if you must know its David the werewolf, medium natural.

#49: I got a half year done in college for digital arts and animation, i really wanna go back .

#48: I own a 2000 Toyota Camry LE
dont laugh, this car gots some balls.

#47: My first alcoholic beverage was straight vodka.

#46: I found waldo




no im jk


NO REALLY http://cltblog.com/files/2011/01/waldo-250x250.jpg

#45: I can actually pole-dance..... dont ask me how when or why.

#44: Ive still never had a prostate exam, boy the things i hear about those....

#43: I used to eat ants in 2nd grade... yeah i dunno why.

#42: I got a Promotion at my job after 2 1/2 years. now i have a lot more hours=money.

#41: The things i wont ever tolerate jokes about are : money, lying, lives, and false accusations.

#40: I always viewed myself as a responsible one when with friends. i dont know why.