Context:

YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME.......using three words what would you say to me?


Go

check a can of lysol disinfectant spray.
be amazed,
just inject it into someone with aids, the aids would be gone but.
side effects may include, poisoning, death, spontaneous combustion, necrosis, polymorphic hemophilia, herpes simplex type a, mad cow, bird flu, diarrhea, constipation, liver failure, heart failure, ass failure, d20 failure, epic failure, reduced brain function, bieber-itis, stupidity, lack of ability to drive, dizziness, drowsiness, anal leakage, leprosy, limbs falling off, smegma, zombification, sniffy nose, and general jack-assholism.

please consult your doctor before attempting lysol injections and ask if MyKok is right for you.



that is all.

my comp says there isnt enough RAM to save a PSD and JPEG image,
so my sunday art, has to be redone later. since i cant save and upload it, not even screen shots work



gah !!! *presses the FUCKITALL button*

4 is the magic number,
4 mutherfucking views before my latest art was off the front page,
4 too long ive tried to get people to tell me how my art is or at least pay attention to me
4 times ive tried streaming which only 2 people (mattie and my mate.) watched.
4 people love me (excluding family)
4-get this shit, im not even going to care anymore if you dont pay attention to what i try to draw.
4-chan should burn and go away forever
4 days a week i get to work or so


yeah........

so at work on Monday we had a horde of people in the morning, and we had prepared for as much as possible, making batch after batch of popcorn to make sure we didn't run out. well as shit turns out we did run out of popcorn, and we had to sell receipts to redeem your popcorn at a LATER time when we had some made.
now everyone and their mother was buying large bags of popcorn and each batch we make only equals out to about 2 and a half large bags. we had a line of just customers waiting for popcorn so i had to end up telling everyone in my cash register line for concession that it would be approximately 30 mins before the popcorn would be ready (after the horde of previously waiting people had gotten served of course)

so that person leaves to their movie and the next person in line apparently wasn't paying attention when i said NO POPCORN FOR 30 MINUTES. and orders a large bag.


I'm like STFU people and listen. i was about thisclose from going on a rant that would have probably lost me my job,

something like this in a very loud obnoxious ghetto black man voice.

"EXCUSE ME all the mother fucking dumb-ass people waiting in the lobby, there is NO fucking popcorn right now because all your FAT asses bought it in the first 20 minutes of opening. DO NOT Ask for any until we have served all our previously waiting patrons. The hot dogs are also STILL COOKING which means they are cold, if you LIKE a fucking cold hot dog , go ahead and get salmonella with it. THANK YOU!"

i swear there was a lady who came up with 2 large bags asking for refills right in front of the line of people who hadnt gotten any popcorn yet, i was about to slap that dumb broad. the fucking nerve.

everything was going wrong, we ran out of butter, we had no nacho cheese, the hot dogs were cold, the popcorn was taking forever, and we had an angry mob of children running around the lobby screaming, what a good football punt to one of them wouldn't solve...

and the great thing is i was usher as well, i was only helping with the load for concession, i still had to go back and clean up all the bags of crap people bought, and GUESS WHAT?!?!? there was a crap load of large bags lying around in empty theaters, like hardly eaten, i was soo pissed that people don't even finish their popcorn and take it from the rest of the customers.


anyways end of my rant..
like anyone reads my day..

Few people are man/woman enough to openly answer any and all questions thrown at them. Are you? Prove it. Copy/Paste this as a new journal entry and answer every question you get.

The rules are simple:

-You must answer every question you get no matter what it's about and you must do so honestly.

-There are no questions that can not be asked as long as they are' within the rules of FA. They can be personal, about OCs, drama inducing, and every thing in between.

ask away

taken from  foxxyfire

ill be 21 February 9th

stuff will happen



that is all......


i never expect much, i mean Jesus i was desperate enough to make this journal fraudulently sound important like life freaking depended on it or some shit, i swear everyone is too buy looking at porn to recognize someone gaining a level in life.
anywho to those who care i award you: 30 exp, and 2 hugs

im having a blast here with my roomates.

 kuntos  umuntu  gogowolf darkmask and  mike122

love raving and seeing the confused looks on public. ill be posting badges i got as soon as i can along with pictures..

the following conversation takes place in new york between two professional snipers on adjacent building rooftops,


Sniper 1 : *breathes in deep and shoots down on public*

sniper 2 : "oh man perfect headshot , way to go!"

Sniper 1 : *breathes deep again after looking at his kill sighing* "yeah..........Wrong guy"

Says, " Wave your white flag... when it's soaked in the blood of your enemies"

where it starts bleeding a lot for no reason.
mostly i figure i have weak nasal blood vessels so they burst easy at extreme cold or heat.
anyways i hate this time of the month (damn nose periods)

november 28th
6:30 pm for 2 hours, bring friends to watch or whatever i tend to doubt most anybody watches my shit to begin with but oh well.
PROVE ME WRONG.





http://www.livestream.com/brianhart

i mean seriously CUBS. as in kid furries,
ok ill admit there are some decent cub comics ill read but none of them involve sexuality in any sense.

come on people, really.

a lot of babyfurs scare me idk why it just does.

yeah thats my little rant on this crap thats going on.

anybody that wants to watch ill be on for about 5 hours
starting 8 pm PSD

http://www.livestream.com/brianhart

november 15th

so that when im actually let down it doesnt feel as bad?

i once gave Chuck Norris a high five, i just came out of the coma.

seriously im tired of doing art and feeling like a half eaten cookie nobody is going to think twice about touching.
basically i draw, only 1 gives a shit
*loves*  gogowolf


i dont think id have to drive to such drastic measures to get your attention dammit, you CHOSE to watch me and my art so at LEAST you can do is give a comment or SOMETHING!

i mean holy shit people. i cant better myself if i dont have critique.

(insert more angry rant and de-stressing here)



btw im not leaving FA , im sad enough to use that as a ploy, and you all have my deepest apologies for doing so, in the event you care.



*head desks asleep*

Says: "I like pacifists, they are easy to enslave."

Says: "See that man over there talking to your girlfriend? ANNIHILATE HIM!"

Says: Drink petroleum, Piss Napalm.

Says: There is no excuse to be bored.....EVER

when you turn on your computer, does it return the favor? does it want you to back it up and insert a hard drive?



idk....

Says: The world is dark when you're depressed, your thoughts have the power to invent your world.

Says: Order pizza delivery, pay with snakes.

Says: "Because it's there" is stupid, I climbed Mt. Everest because it's my bitch.