Says: "Why use the door handle when i have a perfectly good rocket launcher?"

Says: "Obstacles are just things you haven't torn through yet."

Says: " Donate blood.... ask for a gun & bucket"

yeah *coughs* i dunno what imma do about my work, i might have to cancel the only 2 days i work this week, which means shitty paycheck,,

~start of anger~

yeah for 50 + watchers im pretty disappointed...
i guess i should just lie on the thumbnail of every picture right, say its OMG PORN and all you who watch me will come flocking to it right?

like anyone of said 62 or so watchers read this,

(Mattie, GoGoWolf sweetheart, Kaid and TehFoxxeh you are all except, i love you guys)

I WANT COMMENTS ON MY ART DAMNIT IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR.

if a picture is shit SAY SO! ill love you for giving your super fucking important time to type a few words.

RantRantRantRantRantRantRantRant blahblahblah

am i such a fucking weird artist that i draw to improve myself. pleasing other people with my art is a side effect apparently.

imma add a new thing for 23 in my list, obtain 50 watchers who give a damn.

~end of anger~

ok so after watching an anime called Noein (its a real mindfuck if you watch it all and listen) i came to open my eyes to quantum possibilities.

meaning "if you think of something, there is a dimension created immediately whereas that idea is given reality" (every thought you have creates a dimension where it becomes real).

so i got thinking ... sure my first ideas were if furries exist, (thus its real somewhere) but heres something that i almost completely wish i was in.


Sex is currency


think about it

you wanna buy something , you pay in minutes, hours, days, months.

i mean ok the dollar store would be renamed to "the quickie store"

if you wanna buy a house , your going to have to pay in monthly fucks (payment) of about X
hours

go to the bank and make a "deposit in the atm" , there would never be "withdrawls" it would simply go to a credit card for the rare occasion you have to "pay" an ugly cashier ^^

many gays and girls would have garage sales, the straight men would only have "give aways"

men in debt would really get "fucked over" as they get hammered for all they owe^^

it would change the phrase at the grocery store from "paper or plastic? " to "rubber or latex?"

it could EASILY solve the homeless problem, our economy , and worldwide debt, there also wouldnt be much use for army if we are all fucking getting a long ^^

bill gates would bot seem like such a rich ass.
( though im sure many would "pay" him a visit or two)

of course there is the dilemma with diseases and such, which would be the new "disability"

life insurance would take new names, Viagra, Enzyte, Extenze, etc. their slogan-"giving you what you need to pay your loved ones funeral"

ITS A JOKE get it? (o_o)


also - because i thought of this, there is now a dimension created where it is reality!!!


tell me your thoughts, all the few who actually pay attention to me.

ok so i just got back from biking with my 3 friends and on the way to the course and a jackrabbit bolts across our path.
now i was 3rd in the line of our bikes and i shout out "bunnny!!" stop my bike, and bolt off into the dirt field after it.
my friend in front of me only heard me yell, he turned around and saw my bike laying there, looked back into the field and saw two large ears hopping around and me gaining on it rapidly.

on top of that i would have pounced that bunny and cught it if a stupid star thistle bush hadent whacked my leg. (im wearing sandals)

so yeah now im tired, sweaty, panting like no other and frantically typing out what happened on a journal maybe 5 of my watchers will ever read......

You live next door to mexicans
You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often
You know what real cheese taste like.
You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.
You can wear sandals all year long.
You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."
You know 65 mph really means 100.
When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont mess around on the road.The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
Our governor can kick your governors ass.
You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.
You might get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state, but when they find out you're from California you turn into a Greek GOD.
We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.
All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions.
We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).
We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you.
We got disneyland....wut now!
We have The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf which is way better than Starbucks.
We call it soda, not pop.
Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean.
You eat an In n Out burger at least once a week!!!
The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
You can't find your other earring because your son/brother is wearing it.
Your family tree contains "significant others."
You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.
More than clothes come out of the closets.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.
Smoking in your office is not optional.
You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."
Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.
The Terminator is your governor
You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.
Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
You don't care what race people are because you're too busy wondering what gender they are.
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
Both you AND your dog have therapists.
You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.

seriously, do ii have to do a adult warning thumbnail to EEEEVERY picture if i want it seen?
wtf really. i mean here i give you proof (not like anyone ever fucking would read my journal, no offense GoGoWolf dear)

example 1
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4260948

example of good art with no adult warning sign...

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4231314


look at that wondrous gap in views...

fucking porn fanatics sometimes.........

< insert long angry scream rant here>

wtf right?

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1558271/


pimp out theyre accounts in your journal  shadowsani and  blue-fox-fursuits

FREE FURSUIT HEAD DRAWING DAMNIT!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:12313869
in desperate times we need to stick together to support each other. i beg you all who read this to help in any way or spread the word.

Stolen from  crocdragon89
1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. (x) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. (x) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. (x) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. (x) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once? (I know what they mean, but do not use them)
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. (x) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. (x) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. (x) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (x) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. (x) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (x) Is your best friend furry?
24. (x) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
25. (x) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?

Total: 19 Hardened Furry

1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.

just got back from indoor soccer, thought id post results because who really reads all the journals you get hmm? and if you read this congrats you get one cool point and a cookie from me.

our team did epicly well with 8 goals and the other team with 11.

i blame the 2 young asian gifted males on their team for our loss with this formula




2(asian) +DDR feet= pain in the ass game.

i got a blue card for shouldering a girl into a wall,after she obviously elbowed my gut, and alot of people saw it. but hey i get carded and taken out for 2 mins. that sounds fair ^^
our goalie also got carded for grabbing the ball on the ground as a opposing player was about to kick, so he grabbed the ball and her foot for a second, then she kicked his head, (again obviously) go fucking figure ref, id loved to have a "chat" with him when he goes to his car.

anyways we did awesome with teamwork and communication which is important.

go ahead try it.

first they want me , now they say i dont have the GPA, they want me to go to another college to boost it before coming back? im like WTF?
its not like i failed a grade.

my college taught me how to draw better and ive been using it, amirite?
*sigh* doubtful any fur hasnt heard this whole thing before and im just another poor sob story. why do i seem to attract drama?

well i hope i can get everyone who is watching me (in my struggle to better myself ) can give some sort of constructive criticism about my latest works...
it would help me much and soon i aspire to take commissions but only when people will give them on their own judgment.

thanks all you for even reading this. lol <3