I got tagged by  maionios so here we go.

1) My eyes are mostly blue.
2) I have 20/21 vision.
3) I have some kind of stigmatism in my left eye that lets me have a lazy eye. I control when it shows up though.
4) I have large scars on both arms from the same dog. Each was an accident.
5) My job goal was to be a paleogeneticist.
6) I was in the IB program in high school.
7) I'm much more active than I care to admit.
8) I have been playing the piano for 16 years now.
9) I collect Godzilla figurines.
10) My favorite film is a tie between The Shining and Pan's Labyrinthe

Not tagging anyone cuz THIS MADNESS MUST END

Well for those who know me, they know I just recently got my first real job!

I work at the Nickelodeon Hotel at Nick Pix. I have just realized that I basically am getting paid to take pictures of people with fursuits and sell said pictures to those people.

This amuses the hell out of me now.

Alright so this looks like it could be fun but also end up horribly horribly wrong. Ah well, lets see how it goes. Comment with an assumption bout me and I'll let ya know if it's true or not.

Where are you staying?
--Somewhere. XD Probably either my new apartment or my friend's room.

What day are you getting there?
--Friday

Who will you be rooming with?
--Probably no one. ^.=.^; unless I stay in my friend's room then I'll be with Nero and whoever else he invites.

How is the best way to find you?
--Look for the guy with a blue fox tail but wearing dragon badges (yes I'm a dragon, not a fox)

Are there any panels you might be attending?
--Probably most of them!

What do you look like?
--Short white boy with glasses and short, dirty blonde hair. ^.=.^

Will you be suiting?
--I would be if I had a suit! If a friend brings his I might wear his if he asks me too *shrugs*

Do you do free art?
--Not sure who would want my art, but okay. ^.=.^

Do you do trades?
--Maybe story trades? I do need to start writing again.

Do you do badges?
--Nupe.

If you have an Artist's Table, what will you be selling?
--If I had one. XD probably stories and sketches.

What is your gender?
--I'm male!

How tall are you?
--5'6" T.=.T but I'm big where it counts!

Can I talk to you?
--Please do!

Can I touch you?
--Well nothing innappropriate and backoff if I say so, but sure! hugs are just fine!

How can I find you?
--Gimme a shout, note, IM, text, anything! ^.=.^

Can I visit your room?
--Probably! Just make sure I know ya!

Can I buy you drinks?
-->.=.> I wouldn't be against it.... but....laws.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
--Just ask first. And if I say no, please be respectable. Also nothing inappropriate.

Are you nice?
--I try to be. ^.=.^ Sometimes I can be a bit of an asshole, but usually only when joking or being brutally honest... But I try to be nice as much as possible

Are you in the art show?
--Nupe.

Will you be going to parties?
--I sure hope so! Already got invited to a couple

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
--Just say hi! Come up and introduce yourself. I'll be sure to notice ya then.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
--Depends on if I'm already with someone, but sure I suppose if I know ya. :3

Can I look in your sketchbook?
--I think I have one or two sketches in my notebook, so sure? It's mostly stories and notes though.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
--Just ask first!

Can I take your picture?
--Always ask me first. ^.=.^

See you all there!

THE 50-QUESTION TF MEME
(key: 0=no/never - 5=yes/always)


General interests:

I like TF art...
5/5 -Obviously~
I like TF stories...
4/5 - Some are good! Others lack good enough detail or are written with weird grammar so it's hard to understand what's happening.
I am a TF artist...
1/5 - I have a couple pieces of art, but I've never shown anyone. But it's somethin.
I am a TF writer...
4/5 - I have a few TF stories, but none I feel confident enough to post. I haven't written one in quite some time. Though I really should.
I like to roleplay TF...
5/5 - Oh yeah. Alot.

Personal questions:

TF has always been an interest for as long as I can remember...
Yep, ever since I was little, I just didn't realize how much until I started reading Animorphs.
I share my TF interest with my real life friends...
2/5 - Only with people I really trust and who know me really well. ^.=.^;
I wish TF was possible in real life...
5/5 - You kidding me? Fuck yea.
If I could TF into anything in real life, I would and it would be...
5/5 - Dragon obviously...um...cobra... shark... so man choices.
If TF was possible and reversible, I'd want to try it regardless of how painful it could ever be...
4/5 - It would depend on the pain, but I'd probably suck it up and get used to it eventually.
If TF was possible into the form that I've always wanted, but I knew I could never go back, I'd take it...
5/5 - Well it would depend on the situation but...yes. Very much so, yes.
I find TF sexually arousing...
5/5 - Well... yeah, it goes without saying I suppose. Though I do enjoy clean TF art as well and I can appreciate it without attributing sexual aspects in it.
I've had TF dreams while sleeping...
4/5 - Not many, but a few. And they were tons of fun.
I daydream about TF when there is downtime...
5/5 -Not as much anymore, but I still think about it often. It's a fun thing to think about and such.

Favorite changes:

I like being the subject of a TF (or my character)...
5/5 -Mmmhmm~ Gotta love it
I like watching someone else undergo a TF (or their character)...
5/5 - At times. Unless it makes me jealous. XD More or less I like being responsible for their change.
I like animal TF...
5/5 - It's fun! Feral TF can be great for seeing new perspectives and feeling new instincts.
I like anthro TF...
5/5 - Also tons of fun~ Allows alot of new experiences and surprises.
I like gender TF...
5/5 - Okay.... yes I do. Both giving and getting. Quite fun x3
I like inanimate TF...
5/5- Well it depends on the object, but yep, very much so!
I like latex/rubber TF...
3/5 - It's alright. I've never done it though so I'm not sure.
I like monster TF...
3/5 - Also never done it, but damn if it doesn't seem intense. Could be alot of fun and tense and dramatic.
I like cartoon characters TF (MLP, pokemon, etc)...
2/5 - Honestly, it depends on the cartoon. I don't like them cutesy things though. MLP? nope. Pokemon/Digimon? Sure!
I like size change...
4/5 - Oh yea... this can be quite fun x3
I like tail growth...
2/5 - It's okay I guess. o.=.o
I like bodily covering change (fur, feathers, scales, etc)...
5/5 - Oh that's always fun~ very interesting opportunities there!
I have a favorite body part TF...
5/5 - Honestly, I like both dick TF and mouth TF. I mean there's so many ways the mouth can change. Get a beak, new teeth, longer tongue? longer muzzle?
I like other types of changes...
5/5 - Oh yeah. Several. There's so much.

Favorite triggers:

I like magic-based TF (spells, curse, etc)...
5/5 - Oh these are so much fun! Good punishment and clever loopholes as well~
I like science-based TF (injection, etc)...
5/5 - Well I do have my TF gun so...
I like goo-based TF...
3/5 - Now this is interesting, but something I've never gotten into. Can/Will I? I dunno.
I like sex-based TF...
5/5 - It's a huge turn on for me ^.=.^;
I like hypnosis TF...
5/5 - This actually helped get me into practicing hypnotism. I'm not that good yet, but I can do it. And just the idea of it causing a change is great~
I like other TF methods / don't care how it's started...
5/5 - I like food/drink triggers, clothing triggers, potions.... there's alot. Odds are if it's there, I like it.


Favorite process:

I like TF that occurs in less than 5 minutes...
5/5 - This is fun if there's multiple changes going on in a short time, or even to quickly surprise another. Better if the "victim" doesn't notice!
I like TF that takes much longer...
5/5 - These normally occur in story-centric rp's, and are basically a requirement for stories. Love the amount of detail that is put in.
I like when changes take place heterogenously, or each body part successively...
5/5 - It's a great way to keep the focus on the change
I like forced TF...
5/5 -Mmff.... Yeah. Very much so. Love it when it's a surprise and just...forced on.
I like when the subject is resisting/not enjoying it...
4/5 - It's fun at times. Really more often than not, it's quite fun. But usually the detail isn't quite in place.
I like consensual TF...
5/5 - Yerp~
I like painful TF...
2/5 - I'm squeamish when it comes to pain, but if there's a certain realism going on, it can be alright.
I like pleasurable TF...
5/5 - Oh yeah. x3 Is that even a question?
I like when the victim loses their human mind...
5/5 - It can be quite interesting! The onslaught of new thoughts and instincts can be quite interesting to see and feel.
I like permanent TF...
4/5 - Mmfff....yep. Even though I get squeamish when it comes to permanent, It's fun. Especially for like punishments.
I like temporary TF...
5/5 - It allows many many many TFs to go on in a short time and it can be a great way to have fun. Like having a TF battle. Oh that's fun.
I like bondage during a TF...
5/5 -Doesn't happen enough in my opinion~
I like clothes ripping during a TF...
4/5 - It's interesting, and fun to see in artwork~
I like sex during/after a TF...
5/5 - Yep. Very much so. Oh yes.
I like group TF...
5/5 - Oh my god this is so much fun x3
I like TF that occurs in front of people...
4/5 - It's quite good! But I think I like watching someone trying to sort through the aftermath in public without people having seen it.

Bonus question:

I've withheld my answers/lied about some of them...
0/5 - Nupe. :3

A friend of mine is starting to get himself in an emergency and is opening awesome Fursona Sculptures or whatever you want!

Go here for details: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5640062/

He's a pretty damn good sculptor and extremely nice to work with, so you'll be sure of quality.

Thanks for reading and your help!

Well this was rather bittersweet. Lot of good happened but also quite a bit of bad.

Well I got a bunch of art! I'll be uploading as soon as I get a stable scanner and such.

Spent alot more time with  duke_rocheister than I thought I would, which I suppose is a plus.

I also participated in Furris Got Talent and won fourth place which is awesome! My friend Nero got the video so it might be posted onto youtube later. I have no idea. Basically I just sang "Let It Go" since they couldn't get me a piano and I didn't really have anything else prepared off the top of my head.

The downside was I had to spend quite a bit of time wandering around alone. Everyone either seemed to have someone close they wanted to spend alot of time with or were at an exclusive party, or just unavailable and unreachable. I also had to sleep on the floor all con. >.=.< I'm so sore.

I love the new hotel though and I can't wait to see if I can go next year. I feel bad I missed Megacon, but I'm still excited for FWA 2015. I'll definitely go back and hopefully more of my friends can go that I want to hang out with more. Then it'll be a party!

Stolen from  duke_rocheister

Where are you staying?

A: At the coon hotel I think. I'm not sure.

What day are you getting there?

A: Thursday morning actually.

How are you traveling?

A: I'm being driven so woot? x3

Who will you hang out with during the convention?

A: Pretty much anyone I know. Possibly  duke_rocheister and his group if no one else it around since they're good friends.

How is the best way to find you?

A: Just look for the kid in glasses sporting blue dragon badges and a blue fox tail (don't ask)

Are there any panels you might be attending?

A: probably!

What do you look like?

A: Short, dirty blonde, glasses, apparently cute. O.=.o

Will you be suiting?

A: I was supposed to, but those plans fell through so no.

Do you do free art?

A: I suppose, but I'm not that good yet.

Do you do trades?

A: same as above.

Do you do badges?

A: noooope

What is your gender?

I'm male. I got da pingas x3.

How tall are you?

A: 5'6". ^.=.^; I'm on the short side.

Can I talk to you?

A: Definitely! I love meeting new people.

Can I touch you?

A: sure, but respect when I say to stop and please do not take that as an excuse to grope. >.=.<

How can I find you?

A: I'll be all over the place I guess. Just look for the short kid with the blue fox tail

Can I buy you drinks?

A: sure if you like. :3

Can I give you stuff?

A: sure~ Who doesn't enjoy free stuff? Not to mention my hatchday was last week, so yes please!

Can I hug or snuggle with you?

A: Of course! Just ask first! And unless I tell you no.

Are you nice?

A: I sure do try to be!

How long are you going?

A: Thursday to Monday.

Do you have an artist table?

A: nupe~

Will you be going to parties?

A: Hell yeah Just don't know which one.!

Will you be performing?

A: I dunno

If I see you, how should I get your attention?

A: Just wave or come up and say hi. ^.=.^

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?

A: probably just wandering around.

What/where will you be eating?

A: anywhere cheap and easy! 'Less I'm with someone.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?

A: Ask me first please! I'll most likely say yes unless I'm already going with someone.

Can I take your picture?
A: Sure, but ask first! No stalker pics! XD

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?

A: I hope to get commissions, meet new people, and just have new experiences and have fun!

So my bday/hatchday is coming up on tuesday. So far I got no plans besides just hanging with some friends that night. It should be fun, i hope! ^.=.^

Other than that, School is bleh, but the rest is so far just eh. Alot of stress going on right now and I'm trying to sift through it all. One step at a time, eh?

Have at it. I"m bored. I really want to try being more comfortable with certain subjects and gain more confidence so please, ask any questions. ^.=.^ I need the practice.

Disclaimer: I am not a "brony." I don't hate bronies, I harbor nothing against them. My thoughts on the show are that it's a fine show. I've seen several episodes, but I've never gotten into the stories or anything. It's just not for me. Also, I am not a professional critic at all, this is all just personal opinion.

So for those of you that don't know, Netflix has added a movie entitled "Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans Of 'My Little Pony'" which is a documentary on, what else, Bronies.

Directed by Laurent Malaquais, "Bronies" tries its best to educate viewers on the fandom that has persisted and established mainstream success. Unfortunately, instead of educating properly (even through cute cutaways performed by a singing John De Lancie pony at "Pony University") "Bronies" instead tends to focus on the stories and families of several different bronies on their way to a couple different Bronycons through what it attempts to be candid interviews.

Overall it establishes that bronies are extremely diverse, varying in nationality, race, artistic skills if any, and of course handicaps (mental or physical) if any. This is an excellent portrayal of the diversity until they start answering questions. Each brony interviewed tends to answer the question why they like the show for the exact same generic reasons, never actually contributing anything about it to themselves. "The animation is gorgeous." "The characters are great." "The stories are well done." "The lessons are useful." Ironically, one brony's mother is the only one to answer the question in a significant way (basically that her son sees a lot of himself in the characters which is way more than anyone else interviewed). This is where repetition sets in.

Various stories and explanations and even reasons for going places are virtually the same. From getting discriminated against and thought of as "gay" or "girly" to not being comfortable with others and welcome into the brony fandom pops up so many times it stops being a unique experience. Diverse interviewees become interchangable character skins.

The film does make use of an all-star cast including John De Lancie, Lauren Faust (the creator of MLP: FiM), various voice actors from the show, and several brony artists and the creator of Brony Con. They all perform well upping the ego of the fandom and portraying it in an incredibly good light; a little too good.

Another major reason the film falls flat is its exclusion of anything controversial. They make mention of the pony porn, but only for a couple seconds and calling it by its brony name, "clop", which many non-bronies would not follow as pornography. Or even the allaged (I honestly have no idea if this is true, but I've heard it from several sources) BroNYCon Orgy. Now I am not saying the film had to be all about the porn, but I feel as if it should have included more of an explanation and exploration as to the sexual side of the fandom, as it is rather a large part of the internet part of the fandom, instead of just mentioning it as a joke and quickly passing it by. Or at least have used something else controversial.

Overall, "Bronies" exists for one reason only: to boost the ego of the fandom and increase its household awareness. Instead of providing deep insight and education into the fandom, the film bypasses all of that with repetitive people and stories that only serve to paint the fandom in the best light possible while still claiming to be misunderstood.

My overall down-to-the-wire thoughts?
-Skip it. Don't even bother with curiosity. It is nearly nothing but boring pander meant to further its identity without anything substantial to say.

Let's hope there are better documentaries coming out soon.

To those that I can't reach to say it to, there ya go. X3

Yeah, I'm at my house and for some reason my phone just can't get any reception, so that might be a problem. Anyway, contact me on Skype if ya need me. ^.=.^

Happy thx giving guys!

So yeah. Got an f-list cuz I'm bored and shiz.

Add me if ya want! I'd love some friends.

http://www.f-list.net/c/larkir/

Characters added so far: Larkir, Sam, and Dante.

Characters soon to be added: Jayez, Rob

I am now situated at the University of South Florida! My dorm is okay I guess. I'll get used to it.

Things are okay for now, classes start monday and I'm excited! I'm so happy to finally get out of my house and away from my bonkers and controlling family. Now I'm free.... to an extent. But! I'll make things work. :3

Now what I'm wondering is where is the Tampa Furs group? I'd love to get to know some furs in my area! I'm brand new here! ^.=.^ So someone say hi! Please?

Well megaplex was great! It was so much fun!

Now as some of you know, I invited my best friend  duke_rocheister to the con with me and we had a blast! So many fun things and so many people to see and learn more about!

We hung out with the Brevard Furs alot and, despite some annoying circumstances, were able to hang out for all the good stuff and see everyone, even the ones that stayed in their rooms.

As for stuff~
I received:
-1 Rage badge
-1 "I'm A Good Dragon" badge
-1 ref sheet for Sam
-1 signed poster from the Funday Pawpet Show
-1 "Being a dragon means..." poster
and - Orlando Fox poster for the Space Coast!

Also, Duke and I decided to get a commission from Dragonmelde featuring us both. the sketch of it looks great! I'll post it up here (along with everything else that I can) as soon as it's finished!


Now for "Funny Things Duke Says When Drunk Off His Ass From ONE Shot of Adios Motherf*cker"

-WHY IS THE ROOM SPINNING?!
-Oh, hi mister water!
-Hai Mister water 2!
-There is no god! Only blue-ness and fluffy white cottonballs that look like animals!
-I wanna go to mirror world!
-Let me try the anal bead lamp
-Your (Larkir's) teeth are really white
-KITTENS!
-*starts a conversation with hand puppets and his badges*
-*howls loudly*
-I don't wanna let go of the door! If I do I'll ascend!
-Where's the water coming from?
-GHOSTIE!
-Ghostie! Your belly is a like a hairy marshmallow!
(this went on for a couple hours before I got him sobered up enough to drive him home.)

He said so much more but I can't list all of it! Too much! And no, he has no memory of this except for howling in the shower at me when he was coming down.

I have a commission or two I need to upload on here.... So I'll get on that today.

In other news I'm missing King Elliot's Fall Festival which kind of sucks, but whatever.

I also have another 2 commissions in the works from DMK, and I have a question for you guys, should I start drawing more? I keep trying and I always hate the outcome, but yet I have people at school asking to commission me. I don't understand. Th one submission I have on here is the trace of Gideon's commission and that did NOT turn out well.

In other news, I recently had a nasty dog bite on my left arm so my week has been pretty bad. Other than that I just have normal stress and such. Though I'm trying to get over it for my friends.

That's another problem...I regret to say it but I think I'm spending too much time helping my friends out. I haven't suffered any bad effects yet so ill keep being a sympathetic ear to anyone who needs it and chatting with everyone.

In fact, im kinda of on a friend binge. If anyone wants to chat or make a new friend, just note me and I'll give you my Skype! ^.=.^

 metamorpher is facing some hard times and desperately needs some money. You should all commission him if you can. He has a very unique art style and his art is definitely worth money.

He needs to raise money for a new computer and desk. So please help him out.

Well let's see....I've got hardly any work on here, a deep need of financial aid, and an empty PayPal account. Time to open my commissions. :3

Since I am a writer, I will be expecting more written commissions, although I will do drawing as well, but since there are no drawings of mine up here...yet anyway....I don't expect any drawing commissions although I'm perfectly open to them.

Since I am also a relatively unknown on FA anyway, my prices are amazingly cheap!

Story commissions:
- I WILL wrilte nearly anything including transformation, naughtiness, and general stuff. It may or may not be adult.
- iWILL NOT write anything with ageplay, scat, or watersports however.

Each story will consist of a one shot of anywhere from 2-7 pages depending upon the complicity of the story. (if I decide I want to do more with it, extra pages will be free of charge)
Each page will be one dollar.
Series- if you would like a series written, since those are naturally longer the pricing goes up to three dollars a chapter with each chapter consisting of no more than 3-4 pages. If the chapter absolutely must go further, each extra page will be one dollar. Series will be limited to a total of 5 chapters although trilogies are welcome.

Each story written will be edited first and sent to the buyer for final classification and editing.

Artwork commissions-
These will also be extremely cheap until I can get a steady following for my artwork moving. All rules to the story WILLs and WILL NOTs apply to artwork as well.

Pricing-
Sketches: 2 dollars each.
Inks: 4 dollars each
Colors: 7 dollars each

Second character: + 2 dollars

Please note that pricing may change due to complexity of the commission.

If anyone has any questions, please feel free to drop me a note. I will answer as quick as I can. Thank you!

Considering all I have to work with on here is an iPad, I plan on posting new stuff and cleaning out my old. I want this to be different from my DA gallery. I also want to expand more of what I do onto this site since I've been mostly just a lurker. I've made some friends, but not nearly as much as I would like. I'm trying to draw more, but naturally, it's going slow. Stories are progressing slow as well due to writers block (hint hint, I wouldn't mind any requests)

Also I runty got a PayPal account so I'll take commissions now. Prices are incredibly flexible and can be really cheap. I do stories and art. If you're interested, just note me. Price depends on what you want, but it will be extremely cheap.

I will be getting rid of most of my gallery on here since it has almost nothing to do with furries at all. All my normal non-furry related art will be posted on my deviantart account. I have been busy in my absence and I have a lot to submit, but I dont know how I'm going to be able to submit much yet. I'll figure this out eventually.

Anyway, I'm back officially. Soon new stuff shall be submitted and I'll hopefully make new friends. I love being able to do that.

See you all very soon!