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Them's Fighting Herds
Posted 10 years agoYou've probably already heard about this if you're interested in it, but damn, I want to see this game get made.
Mane6 and Lauren Faust's Them's Fighting Herds indie fighting game has almost reached its goal of $436000: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/.....ightin-herds#/
There are currently only four days left. If you want to see cute magical critters beat the snot out of each other like I do, please consider chucking a few bucks their way.
Mane6 and Lauren Faust's Them's Fighting Herds indie fighting game has almost reached its goal of $436000: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/.....ightin-herds#/
There are currently only four days left. If you want to see cute magical critters beat the snot out of each other like I do, please consider chucking a few bucks their way.
Weasyl Account
Posted 10 years agoI have one now: https://www.weasyl.com/~intrigueponytales
I'm not really going to make any change to my posting habits, new stories will go up on here as well as on Weasyl. The new account is to try and get a little more exposure and also to see if there was a furry site with a more friendly story upload system. Turns out Weasyl is so much easier to use, but doesn't seem to have the reader community that FA does.
I'm not really going to make any change to my posting habits, new stories will go up on here as well as on Weasyl. The new account is to try and get a little more exposure and also to see if there was a furry site with a more friendly story upload system. Turns out Weasyl is so much easier to use, but doesn't seem to have the reader community that FA does.
BDSMtest Thingiemabob
Posted 11 years agoDid a meme thing, since that's pretty much all I ever post in my journals. lol I wasn't quite sure what I was expecting, but I guess the results do make a bit of sense.
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
100% Bondage Receiver
100% Switch
96% Bondage Giver
84% Non-monogamist
83% Dominant
81% Primal (Predator)
79% Submissive
75% Brat Tamer
75% Masochist
73% Brat
67% Primal (Prey)
64% Experimentalist
64% Girl/Boy
55% Voyeur
41% Daddy/Mommy
38% Exhibitionist
34% Degradation Giver
34% Sadist
33% Degradation Receiver
29% Vanilla
25% Slave
21% Master/Mistress
14% All-Rounder
14% Pervert
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=50779
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
100% Bondage Receiver
100% Switch
96% Bondage Giver
84% Non-monogamist
83% Dominant
81% Primal (Predator)
79% Submissive
75% Brat Tamer
75% Masochist
73% Brat
67% Primal (Prey)
64% Experimentalist
64% Girl/Boy
55% Voyeur
41% Daddy/Mommy
38% Exhibitionist
34% Degradation Giver
34% Sadist
33% Degradation Receiver
29% Vanilla
25% Slave
21% Master/Mistress
14% All-Rounder
14% Pervert
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=50779
Sarcastic Meme Journal
Posted 11 years agoIdea stolen from 
nyil who found a rather dumb and insensitive journal meme and decided to snark at it. Since, I'm bored and surly from 11 hours of work, I figured I might as well see what happens if i take my frustrations out on it.
BRITISH
[X] You drink a lot of tea. -Tea is my life's blood.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. -So you can judge your ethnicity by what television shows you watch? I might as well just stop here then, because I'm clearly Japanese.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell". -What? You couldn't find any other colorful British swearwords? Meme, I am disappoint.
[X] Fish and chips are yummy. -Yes, and they're also found in other places besides Britain, dumbass.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. - I could, but I don't feel like it right now.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer! - The terminology makes little difference to me, but I guess that's why I'm not British.
3 -If they had more stuff about Doctor Who I would totally have aced this section!
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year. -I'm pretty sure nobody wears flip-flops all year. Could you imagine how awkward that would make things in the bedroom?
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops. - Speaking of the bedroom... No, I'm just gonna leave this one alone.
[x] You love a backyard barbie. - Find me someone who doesn't and then you can have this as a legitimate criteria.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll. - Oh, come on, now you aren't even trying.
[] You love the beach. - Clearly my aversion to sunburn and sand is due to not being Australian. Thank gooodness, I thought it was the work of the devil
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing. - Clearly this is due to being Australian and not the work of the devil.
[] You're a sports fanatic. - Sports are the devil.
[x] You are tanned. - I'm only tanned some of the time, does that mean sometimes I'm Australian and sometimes I'm not?
[] You're a bit of a bogan. -Learning all kinds of new words today.
4 -Fantastic!
ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel. -
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. - My dad makes his own, how come my grandparents factor into this, but my regular parents don't? Breaking news, everyone, it's your grandparents that determine your ethnicity!
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. - What if I don't though? What if all the meatballs I've had in my life have been fakes? How would I ever know? Can you just tell when you find a real meatball? Can you feel it in your soul? TELL ME, I MUST KNOW!
[] You know Italian songs. -Why does music only matter in the Italian section? Other countries have songs, too, you know.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. - Therefore, I am Italian.
[] You speak some Italian. - Therefore, I am not Italian.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world. -But I really am Italian. I'm like the Spy in Team Fortress, a quadruple agent!
[x] You talk with your hands. - I think you mean that I use gestures in combination with moving my mouth which is where you talk from. Guess what gesture I'm making at you right now, meme. Hint: I only need raise one finger.
4 -Gentlemen.
SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember. - I've never heard any Spanish person say that.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. - My American parents make awesome tacos. See the rant about fish and chips above.
[X] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr - Are you trying to stereotype Spanish people or cellphone users?
[] You are dark skinned. - Apparently, Captain Obvious is behind this meme.
[] You know what a Puta is. Maybe not, but I know where I'm going puta my boot when this is over.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. - As opposed to this meme which talks bullshit constantly.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. - The majority of people I see that do this are white. Just saying.
[] You know what platanos are.
5 -The Spanish is strong in this one.
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon. -Veelon would make an awesome name for a Pokemon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. - Remember one bottle is fine, but if you have two or more you're a Russian.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI. - I dunno.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha. - So do Natashas spread Russianness like a vampire or zombie? Because if they do, that would be so awesome!
[] You don't get cold easily. - I feel all the weathers!
[] You get into contests all the time. - The Russianess virus is known to make people more competitive. Conspiracy theorists think the government is trying to infect our athletes. Keep an ear open and let me know if you hear any of your favorites mispronounce villain. It might be the only warning we get.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather. - Fuck that snow, I'm staying inside where it's warm and dry.
[] You can speak some Russian.
[] You love listening to techno
0 - I'm clean! The Natashas have not infected me!
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink. - Damn right, they let me drink.
[] You know what a pizda is. - Is it related to pizza?
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week. - If you have it every other week, then you're only half-Polish!
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish. - Whoa! A man's kielbasa is his own business, okay?
[X] People randomly call you their best friend. - Forget reading those self-help books like "How to Win Friends and Influence People", eat pierogies and become Polish instead!
[] You have made/know what pisanki are. - I dunno.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup - There was a World Cup in 2002?
2 - I need to eat more pierogies.
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best. -Strawberry daiquiri for the win!
[] You have a bad temper. - Remember: if it's angry, it's Irish.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. - Because that's a good indicator of Irishness.
[] You have blue or green eyes. -
[x] You like the colour green. - Psst... if you like stripes, that means you're American. *nods sagely.*
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland. - I actually don't know where most of my family originates from, but it doesn't matter anyway. We've already established that my preference for colors is more important.
[X] You have/had red hair. - I totally felt more Irish when I dyed it...
[] You have/had freckles.
2 - I guess I just don't like green enough. *sigh.*
ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot - And your point is...?
[] You are good at math. - No, but I'm good enough to know what this list is adding up to...
[] You have played the piano. - Huh? Did you just pick a random musical instrument? ...
[] You have family from Asia - Aha! So I just need one family member from Ireland, but I need to have multiple Asian relatives to count for this. Explain that math to me.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. -How's that Asian at all?
[] Most people think you're Chinese - But you're actually Asian! :D
[] You call hurricanes typhoons. - I call them what they are. Big killer funnels of wind.
[] You go to Baulko.
2 - Wow, I just don't test well, do I?
GERMAN
[X] You like bread. - I guess. It depends on what's between it.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good. - How can American Chocolate effect my Germanity?
[x] You speak some German - I think you need to define your terms a bit better. Lots of people can speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. - Pretty sure, everyone hates that.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany - You mean I've taken a trip to Germany? If that's the case, does that mean living in Germany doesn't count for being German? Do German people have to leave their country, in order to be able to say "Yeah, I've been there." and qualify under your stupid rating system?
4 - So, you need relatives from Ireland and Asia to fit that, but Germany it doesn't matter who you're related too, just so long as you've been to the country.
CANADIAN
[] You like to ride 4 wheelers. - Never been, because I'm not CANADIAN!
[] You love beer. - I don't because I'm not CANADIAN!
[x] You say eh. - I've been saying "eh" since before it was a Canadian thing.
[] You know what poutine is. - Eh?
[X] You speak some French. - Ca va, Go-busters?
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house. Pssst... farms are everywhere!
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
3 - Non, non, non! I'm running out of witty comments.
FRENCH
[x] You like French toast. - You fail. You fail hard.
[] You love wine. - I haven't really had enough to be able to say one way or the other.
[X] You speak a little or are fluent in French. - Nuh-uh. You used this for Canada, doing it twice is cheating.
[] You have eaten a snail. - I'd give it a try.
[] You like fashion. - I like the fashion pony. Does that count?
[] You have been to France. - Again, DON'T need to be related to anyone French, just have to have been there.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
2 - So. Damn. Tedious.
AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food. - Eh, it's a guilty pleasure.
[x] You call football football and soccer soccer - It would be unpatriotic to call them anything, but those names!
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island - Again, don't know my family history.
[X] You watch way too much TV - Does it still count if I'm watching my shows on my laptop?
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding - Why is this one even on here?
[] You have a dog - Americans aren't cat people! Durr!
[] You have a cushy job - I wish!
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
3 - Wow, I'm a terrible American. Huh... I'm gonna need a minute here.
NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is. - Nope, but this meme probably doesn't know either.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[] You love trolls. - They just don't do it for me.
[] You know what lutefisk is. - I don't know what this is and I probably don't want to know.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing. - You either adore nature or you want to kill it dead!
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule. - Norway doesn't a monopoly on either of those two ingredients.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet. - Devouring nature is a third option.
[X] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. - I've got the hair, do I need the eyes, too?
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before. - Farm kid, odds are I would know something about that.
4 - Beat my American score.
BELGIAN
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. - I did when I was a farm kid and after that, before moving out of my parents' house LIKE A BOSS!
[x] You like french fries. - Yes, but since I like them with fish, it means I'm British, not Belgian.
[] You think Belgian chocolate rules. - Can't remember ever having any.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French. - Just some Dutch and French or do I have to be fluent in both?
[] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café. - I call it the same thing the sign out front calls it, whatever that might be.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car. - For other places you need relatives from there or have to have visited them, but to be Belgian you only need own a certain type of car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
2
DUTCH
[x] You like the color orange. - Orange Arms! The Path of Blossoms! On Stage!
[] You are a football enthusiast. - Wait, which football are we talking about this time?
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'. - I'm not sure I like the way you're emphasizing 'coffee shops.'
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. - Is this like the real meatball thing above?
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. - Bitch, I control my emotions just fine.
[X] You have a cheerful nature. - I guess I'll give you that one.
[x] You like the sea. - I like the idea of the sea. The sunburned and sandy reality? Not so much.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects. - Take note, Dutch people are masters of Lego.
[X] You tend to favour the megalomania. - It certainly makes villains (sorry, vee-lons) more fun!
4 - Are we there yet?
ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english". - How exactly does one pronounce "3ngleezy" pray tell?
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian - Other accents are sexy. Especially British accents.
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. - I WILL HAVE ALL THE SHRIMP IN THE WORLD! AHAHAHAHA!!!
[X] You are tanned. - So, being Arab is a little like being Australian then?
[] You have black hair. -I'm done...
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin" - Seriously...
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes. This is it...
[] You dislike reading. - Only reading this pathetic, ignorant attempt at a meme!
2 - THE END!
Time to go grab that one bottle of vodka.
nyil who found a rather dumb and insensitive journal meme and decided to snark at it. Since, I'm bored and surly from 11 hours of work, I figured I might as well see what happens if i take my frustrations out on it.BRITISH
[X] You drink a lot of tea. -Tea is my life's blood.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. -So you can judge your ethnicity by what television shows you watch? I might as well just stop here then, because I'm clearly Japanese.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell". -What? You couldn't find any other colorful British swearwords? Meme, I am disappoint.
[X] Fish and chips are yummy. -Yes, and they're also found in other places besides Britain, dumbass.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. - I could, but I don't feel like it right now.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer! - The terminology makes little difference to me, but I guess that's why I'm not British.
3 -If they had more stuff about Doctor Who I would totally have aced this section!
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year. -I'm pretty sure nobody wears flip-flops all year. Could you imagine how awkward that would make things in the bedroom?
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops. - Speaking of the bedroom... No, I'm just gonna leave this one alone.
[x] You love a backyard barbie. - Find me someone who doesn't and then you can have this as a legitimate criteria.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll. - Oh, come on, now you aren't even trying.
[] You love the beach. - Clearly my aversion to sunburn and sand is due to not being Australian. Thank gooodness, I thought it was the work of the devil
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing. - Clearly this is due to being Australian and not the work of the devil.
[] You're a sports fanatic. - Sports are the devil.
[x] You are tanned. - I'm only tanned some of the time, does that mean sometimes I'm Australian and sometimes I'm not?
[] You're a bit of a bogan. -Learning all kinds of new words today.
4 -Fantastic!
ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel. -
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. - My dad makes his own, how come my grandparents factor into this, but my regular parents don't? Breaking news, everyone, it's your grandparents that determine your ethnicity!
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. - What if I don't though? What if all the meatballs I've had in my life have been fakes? How would I ever know? Can you just tell when you find a real meatball? Can you feel it in your soul? TELL ME, I MUST KNOW!
[] You know Italian songs. -Why does music only matter in the Italian section? Other countries have songs, too, you know.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. - Therefore, I am Italian.
[] You speak some Italian. - Therefore, I am not Italian.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world. -But I really am Italian. I'm like the Spy in Team Fortress, a quadruple agent!
[x] You talk with your hands. - I think you mean that I use gestures in combination with moving my mouth which is where you talk from. Guess what gesture I'm making at you right now, meme. Hint: I only need raise one finger.
4 -Gentlemen.
SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember. - I've never heard any Spanish person say that.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. - My American parents make awesome tacos. See the rant about fish and chips above.
[X] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr - Are you trying to stereotype Spanish people or cellphone users?
[] You are dark skinned. - Apparently, Captain Obvious is behind this meme.
[] You know what a Puta is. Maybe not, but I know where I'm going puta my boot when this is over.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. - As opposed to this meme which talks bullshit constantly.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. - The majority of people I see that do this are white. Just saying.
[] You know what platanos are.
5 -The Spanish is strong in this one.
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon. -Veelon would make an awesome name for a Pokemon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. - Remember one bottle is fine, but if you have two or more you're a Russian.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI. - I dunno.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha. - So do Natashas spread Russianness like a vampire or zombie? Because if they do, that would be so awesome!
[] You don't get cold easily. - I feel all the weathers!
[] You get into contests all the time. - The Russianess virus is known to make people more competitive. Conspiracy theorists think the government is trying to infect our athletes. Keep an ear open and let me know if you hear any of your favorites mispronounce villain. It might be the only warning we get.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather. - Fuck that snow, I'm staying inside where it's warm and dry.
[] You can speak some Russian.
[] You love listening to techno
0 - I'm clean! The Natashas have not infected me!
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink. - Damn right, they let me drink.
[] You know what a pizda is. - Is it related to pizza?
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week. - If you have it every other week, then you're only half-Polish!
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish. - Whoa! A man's kielbasa is his own business, okay?
[X] People randomly call you their best friend. - Forget reading those self-help books like "How to Win Friends and Influence People", eat pierogies and become Polish instead!
[] You have made/know what pisanki are. - I dunno.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup - There was a World Cup in 2002?
2 - I need to eat more pierogies.
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best. -Strawberry daiquiri for the win!
[] You have a bad temper. - Remember: if it's angry, it's Irish.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. - Because that's a good indicator of Irishness.
[] You have blue or green eyes. -
[x] You like the colour green. - Psst... if you like stripes, that means you're American. *nods sagely.*
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland. - I actually don't know where most of my family originates from, but it doesn't matter anyway. We've already established that my preference for colors is more important.
[X] You have/had red hair. - I totally felt more Irish when I dyed it...
[] You have/had freckles.
2 - I guess I just don't like green enough. *sigh.*
ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot - And your point is...?
[] You are good at math. - No, but I'm good enough to know what this list is adding up to...
[] You have played the piano. - Huh? Did you just pick a random musical instrument? ...
[] You have family from Asia - Aha! So I just need one family member from Ireland, but I need to have multiple Asian relatives to count for this. Explain that math to me.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. -How's that Asian at all?
[] Most people think you're Chinese - But you're actually Asian! :D
[] You call hurricanes typhoons. - I call them what they are. Big killer funnels of wind.
[] You go to Baulko.
2 - Wow, I just don't test well, do I?
GERMAN
[X] You like bread. - I guess. It depends on what's between it.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good. - How can American Chocolate effect my Germanity?
[x] You speak some German - I think you need to define your terms a bit better. Lots of people can speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. - Pretty sure, everyone hates that.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany - You mean I've taken a trip to Germany? If that's the case, does that mean living in Germany doesn't count for being German? Do German people have to leave their country, in order to be able to say "Yeah, I've been there." and qualify under your stupid rating system?
4 - So, you need relatives from Ireland and Asia to fit that, but Germany it doesn't matter who you're related too, just so long as you've been to the country.
CANADIAN
[] You like to ride 4 wheelers. - Never been, because I'm not CANADIAN!
[] You love beer. - I don't because I'm not CANADIAN!
[x] You say eh. - I've been saying "eh" since before it was a Canadian thing.
[] You know what poutine is. - Eh?
[X] You speak some French. - Ca va, Go-busters?
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house. Pssst... farms are everywhere!
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
3 - Non, non, non! I'm running out of witty comments.
FRENCH
[x] You like French toast. - You fail. You fail hard.
[] You love wine. - I haven't really had enough to be able to say one way or the other.
[X] You speak a little or are fluent in French. - Nuh-uh. You used this for Canada, doing it twice is cheating.
[] You have eaten a snail. - I'd give it a try.
[] You like fashion. - I like the fashion pony. Does that count?
[] You have been to France. - Again, DON'T need to be related to anyone French, just have to have been there.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
2 - So. Damn. Tedious.
AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food. - Eh, it's a guilty pleasure.
[x] You call football football and soccer soccer - It would be unpatriotic to call them anything, but those names!
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island - Again, don't know my family history.
[X] You watch way too much TV - Does it still count if I'm watching my shows on my laptop?
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding - Why is this one even on here?
[] You have a dog - Americans aren't cat people! Durr!
[] You have a cushy job - I wish!
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
3 - Wow, I'm a terrible American. Huh... I'm gonna need a minute here.
NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is. - Nope, but this meme probably doesn't know either.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[] You love trolls. - They just don't do it for me.
[] You know what lutefisk is. - I don't know what this is and I probably don't want to know.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing. - You either adore nature or you want to kill it dead!
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule. - Norway doesn't a monopoly on either of those two ingredients.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet. - Devouring nature is a third option.
[X] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. - I've got the hair, do I need the eyes, too?
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before. - Farm kid, odds are I would know something about that.
4 - Beat my American score.
BELGIAN
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. - I did when I was a farm kid and after that, before moving out of my parents' house LIKE A BOSS!
[x] You like french fries. - Yes, but since I like them with fish, it means I'm British, not Belgian.
[] You think Belgian chocolate rules. - Can't remember ever having any.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French. - Just some Dutch and French or do I have to be fluent in both?
[] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café. - I call it the same thing the sign out front calls it, whatever that might be.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car. - For other places you need relatives from there or have to have visited them, but to be Belgian you only need own a certain type of car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
2
DUTCH
[x] You like the color orange. - Orange Arms! The Path of Blossoms! On Stage!
[] You are a football enthusiast. - Wait, which football are we talking about this time?
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'. - I'm not sure I like the way you're emphasizing 'coffee shops.'
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. - Is this like the real meatball thing above?
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. - Bitch, I control my emotions just fine.
[X] You have a cheerful nature. - I guess I'll give you that one.
[x] You like the sea. - I like the idea of the sea. The sunburned and sandy reality? Not so much.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects. - Take note, Dutch people are masters of Lego.
[X] You tend to favour the megalomania. - It certainly makes villains (sorry, vee-lons) more fun!
4 - Are we there yet?
ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english". - How exactly does one pronounce "3ngleezy" pray tell?
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian - Other accents are sexy. Especially British accents.
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. - I WILL HAVE ALL THE SHRIMP IN THE WORLD! AHAHAHAHA!!!
[X] You are tanned. - So, being Arab is a little like being Australian then?
[] You have black hair. -I'm done...
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin" - Seriously...
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes. This is it...
[] You dislike reading. - Only reading this pathetic, ignorant attempt at a meme!
2 - THE END!
Time to go grab that one bottle of vodka.
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