only four months - and i will come back %)

and when i back i go in space, steal teh space station and crash it on nuclear missiles silo!!!
BOOOM!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! %D

oh, no, i think it will be toooooooo hard...

Better i will be stealing a gas from cars on parkingz! ∑%D><~

We have New Year
I hate this holiday as all holidays.
I wish you will be not like me =Ъ
Happy New Year, guys and gurlz %)
Wish you make something awesome in teh dragun'z yeeeeer! %D

okay, we have catholic christmas but it is whole week for New Year (we just celebrate it moar...harder%)) Anyway, i hate all holy- and unholy- days and will do nothing when it comes =3

Also i do not wanna make giant loooong jrnlz like previous cause i spent endless amount of time for seeing teh shouts %)
That was last one. Maybe %3

Mkay, in any case, i wish you die! health, wealth and to see triple rainbow (believe me, it is AWESOME (i just saw one three in one time ^_^))

That's all, folks! xD

I steal this from Deo Vacuus, stolen this from someone else... no matter %)
Here is =>

1. How old will you be in five years?
emmmm.... Near 24 =)

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
my patient i must to care, her name i can translate to english as Spartak's Love, lol

3. How tall are you?
194 cm, it is near 6,38 ft %)

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
even more - in next five months! I will work hard in hospital in 60/60/24/7 mode!

5. What's the last movie you saw?
"Despicable me"

6. Who was the last person you called?
Granny

7. Who was the last person to call you?
Granny too %)

8. What was the last text message you received?
hm... at mobile it was operator's message about my balance,
about 190RU (near $6) but in skype it was: "Idiot. But... I have the same thoughts"

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Hm...I think i never used this...

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
If i am crashing tanks in online games or drawing something mad - only call and voice talks,
in other situations - text

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
listened Machinae Supremacy and FIAB %) but after 1 am...

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Divorced half a year ago

13. What time did you wake up today?
6:00 am

14. What colour are your eyes?
light-brown to dirty-green if look from pupil

15. What are you wearing right now?
greeeeen-greeeeeen surgial uniform =D

16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
hm...Is it sex i have with my hand? %)

17. Do you like Christmas songs?
No cares

18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
on my sofa, on my chair near my pc, on streets of Tver where i too love to walk alone...

19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
there, where nobody can seek me =P

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Norway! Then somewhere! Then Norway again! %D><~

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
anywhere and nowhere!

22. Do you tan or burn?
hm...dunno, at least not burn

23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
now with all of clothes include socks %)

24. Would you ever wear a thong?
only if i wear jeans

25. How big is your bed?
double sofa-transformer, really long

26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
clothes on chairs' back - they really moves if you staring at them o.O

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
hate laptops, but now i'm writing from this... And i have cool noisy big desktop pc %)

28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
mmmmm... Every things make me burst in laugh xD

29. What colour are your sheets?
white, with spots of tea and species

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
one big hard feather pillow

31. What is your favorite season?
Spreeeeeng! %)
It is time of waterfalls on backyard and swamps around!
Also winter if a lot of snow o.O

33. What do you like about winter?
YEAH!!!!
ADORE SNOWY STORM0XX!!!

34. What do you like about the summer?
Too hot, too dry and work a lot... >=[

35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
Water everywhere! Green everywhere! Lastyear shit everywhere! WoooHoooo!!!!%)

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
only one, Tver state

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Villages counting too? then three

39. Are you a social person?
If i'm going mad then yep %)

40. What was the last thing you ate?
six sugar pieces in black tea

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
"Arzi" at coast of Volga, you never heard about

42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Vanile with Nesquick in 2:1 proportion %)

43. What is your favorite dessert?
Sandwich with microwaved sausage and lot of mustard. Mustard in all food! Moarrr!!!
Mustard EVERYWHERE!!!! %) just love it... ^^

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
bean or sorrel soup ^^

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I dunno lol =)

46. Do you like Chinese food?
Never tasted, but we have many arabic food and pizza %)

47. Do you like coffee?
Nope. Nooooooope!

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
A lot. But its number must be multiplied by 2 if it is coca-cola %D

49. What do you drink in the morning?
tea. a lot of sugar in my tea. yyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaa!!!!

50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
Agnostic, but everyday i always make some gifts for cacodemons in toilet %)

51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
four month ago - have cutting grass there

52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
no

53. Do you like to cuddle?
dont know. really oO

54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
I sleep diagonally %)

55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
TO MAЯS!!! TO STARS!!! %)

56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
always

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
nope. but it interesting cultural phenomen =D

58. Do you know how to play poker?
I really tried but no.

59. Do you want kids?
want two daughters - i could to give them strange names %)

60. Do you speak any other languages?
Right now! xD

61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
two times

62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
wash my teeth

63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
no, i don't care about politics and other silliness

64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
never flied ='C

65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
oO

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
lend money anyone =)
never returns!

67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
I am asking my granny %)

68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
do not watch TV but "Svoya Igra" ("Yourself game", straight analog of Jeopardy)

69. Can you roll your tongue?
by three ways! %)

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
my lil' bro - he have a big chance to shake this world %)

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Oo
...so, ages ago i slept with toy car, but it is offtop, yep?

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
NegaRen - Love Ray

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
my bro still wears my old panties and sweaters =)

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Red? Only blood on my uniform xD

75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Many commercials which was really funny

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I tore off the door accidentally >.<

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Both variants could be funny %)

78. Do you flirt a lot?
I don't flirt

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Eat it with catchup and mustard!

80. What are you most afraid of?
That there are nobody on Earth who i can to save...

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Never tried =)

82. Have you ever run out of gas?
never

83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Long Weird Misanthrope Schizophrenic Nerd Whoop-Whoop! Mana-Mana! %)

84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
To crush that tiny nasty pocket doggz!

85. What was the last book you read?
Kuttner's stories about scientist-alcoholic named Gallagher %)

86. Do you read the newspaper?
For lulz xD really funny!

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No

89. Do you watch soap operas?
Eeee....Like santa-barbara?
I'm not mental masochist)))

90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
What? oO


91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
I have only calendar with pictures from Plants vs Zombies for 2009 year %)
Maybe Dr. Zomboss? =D

92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who is it? oO

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Wait...
*digging in a trash bin*
108/63 92 and small cartoon raccoon head in the right down corner

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Scent of burnt matches i poked in it %)

95. What is your favorite board game?
Hungry hippopotams!

97. How is your relationship with your mother?
Neutral.

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Russian and Informatic technologies teachers, love them both! And earlier i have awesome weird teacher who gives us knowledges in biology and geography, really cool man! =D

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
two weeks of fishing near Caspian Lake, among snakes, hornets and mosquitoes! And i want moar but without fishing! =D><~

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Boss of cardiology - he take me out from military unit for great justice a work in hospital =D


Foof, that was funny))

fsdsdfsdsfsds...
Oh, transmission have begun, right?
Yeah! In next half-year period i'll return home...
And when i return... I STEAL FUCKIN TANKER AND CRASH IT IN OIL RIG OF "BP"!!!!
YARRRR-HARR-HAR!!!! %)))
cause meh going really mad! %D

yep, eight months to become fully insane.
IT WILL BE AWESOME!!!
>%D
when i return i'll steal a plane and crash it in something big and full of people - just for lulz %)

As i knew, my body was not made for moving heavy boilers and tubes and i was sent in hospital (oh, my heart!%0)... but i also have find good variant to spend next ten months, i hope
So,after my illness was succesfully healed i spoke with doctor and he said that i can to stay in hospital as worker or sanitar to help other medic personell in intensive cardiology unit...
And i think these ten months will left quickly and without any big problems Previously, i help to save lives and i like it!

...I feel not very good. My feet. They are bad. Other parts of my body all right. Maybe...
But I adopted the oath of RF and I still try to draw some stupid arts (with cheap ball pen, lol)
This day i will be at home but tomorrow i will leave this good place again...(((
As soon as possible i try to submit moar of my shitty drawings xD
bye! (again)
∑8)
...shitty grammar...

12.05.011 i am leaving this cool shady place near my comp and going straight to the army xD
I will defend my shitty fucking country and also i will try steal mammoth-tank)))
In any case, i will be away from home...
But i also try find any computer and maybe i'll be online)))
If there are computers in army of course...
xD
Bye!...Or not?

...Cause i was born at this day, 5.05, and Universal Balance of Good and Evil has been breached...
=o.O=
xD
Oh...Really, i hate any holidays, birthdays and new years...
Cause i am evil and surly gremlin, lol)))
That's all i think...

Was cruelly tagged by  RussianDragon

The Rules:
- You must post these rules.(Yah! or you will be burnt by hellish fire!!!}:D)
- Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
- You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
- Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them! (All of them! lol)


1: I hate to lie and despise all liars.
2: I fucking love toffees! 8D
3: I'm tired of these ubiquitous pony...
4: I love to mentally suppress people melting their the brains with incredible nonsense xD
5: I don't like to be in the company of more than 5 people at same time.
6: Being a stupid kid I pierced my hand with a screwdriver and drilled my tooth with piece of steel toy %)
7: I deny most of the mathematical things.
8: I am misanthrope.
9: I believe I am genius but I know that I'm just stupid psycho XD
10: I put on my robe and wizard hat...

...and tag these people (sorry, guys ;D):  nz-tdm,  Hamsy,  SpinateR,  xxlarkxx,  Klayton,  ShibaYoshifuru,  Ray_Alex,  Yure16,  MrMEMEME,  Zero_Jumper

If you do not want - don't write it, I do not care))

I was trying to register on furnation.ru - russian fur resouce - to communicate with russian artists and furs...
Yeah! There is excellent uploader reminding one on deviant.art and more friendly interface than at FA...
But people not so friendly - this applies primarily to the admins and moderators:
They are not too lazy to pry at any comments or art... I have felt like i situated in authoritarian state where no one can breathe without causing someone's disapproval...o_O
And also there are strict limits on the creation of journals(1 for newbie) and submissions(3 for noob),
depend of rank (noob, scalled or master) defining by moderators with a very high conceit))
Them also hate any nonconformity and originality - seems like they want to organize an army of furs to conquer other furry resources)) And also they don't like my drakes((
Heh...I was very happy, because I was banned after I sent them all to fucking hell - obscene lexic prohibited there))
huh...
Viva la Furaffinity! Only here I feel like at home))

I am still alive)

....It was happened at 2.XX a.m...
With saddest song of Stratovarius my Headphones have sunk into oblivion...
It was a break of wire, i think.Near of both speakers...
I have tightened the screws and reeled insulating tape like a pathologist sews up a cold corpse after autopsy...

I thought, i must to organize small sorrowful funeral, like for a cat etc....but its microphone still alive.
Well, i will use it with dead headphones lying on my neck)))

It is frightening...oO

(As a bonus, you can count how many mistakes I made in the text ...
And if also you correct them, then I'll draw something for you))))
xD

LoL)))
%)

Theory of a Deadman did it) (I like them)))
And maybe new colored pencils which i have stolen from my little bro =P
They smells like cedar... Cause they made from cedar!)))
O_o
...

So... I was normalzied... Nom... Nro...

Shortly, I'm fine))))
xD

I cannot draw for a week already...
It's terrible...
All of my ideas disappear as soon as I take a sheet of paper...
And I dunno what to do...
It is some kind as apathy and all of things which helps me in such situations do not work...
:'C
I think i would spare a few time for relax and restore, but i want to draw f*cking starships, drakes and many other things (such as raccoons and shark of course))
...

That's all

I have found a big number of unfinished drawings in my locker...and under scanner lid where i hold them)
Many of them have a nice ideas at all, but i had not mad skillz to finish it)
Oh...It will be a lot of work...