She would TOTALLY die if I could do that. Too bad she doesn't like the camera... Maybe once she gets her sweet-twenty-one prezzie of that nose-job she's been begging her mum for. Love her as much as I do, it is kinda big! OMG she would TOTALLY get SO MAD AT ME if she found out I was talking about that here!!! I AM SUCH A BAD GIRL OMGZ!!!

Seriously, it's like, totally unheard of for ANYONE to have more than one account. You don't need it, you shouldn't want it. That's like, totally unnecessary and kinda rude.

How dare you make more than one account. How will I know if it's you or if it's someone else when I have to watch more than one person?

Daddy says that it's perfectly fine but we all know how much I agree with Daddy (which is, like, rarely unless I want to borrow his mastercard.)

This is like the time when Mitzi tried to get some guy she was TOTALLY getting the hots for by making a second facebook account and TOTALLY making him fall head over heels in love with her. She was all like freaking out though when this guy told her that she, Mitzi, was like a total ho-bag according to him and she FLIPPED the FREAK OUT!

So, you should never ever, ever, ever, EVER have more than one account. It totally means you're just being a greedy person and want more attention.

Like, would you like Obama (Daddy doesn't but what-ever) if you knew that he was pretending to be someone else so he can enjoy a vay-cay with his family without having to be all "OMG!!!!!" about being seen and recognized and bothered? He's the Pres-I-Dent. He's TOTALLY not allowed to have fun, he has to fix my country so I can keep having fun at the mall with my BFFs with Daddy's credit card. Besides, those Gucci shoes won't buy themselves. I don't care that it's "credit" because Daddy makes enough money for everyone and he doesn't mind me using it. Besides, when he tries to get all uppity at me about it, I just give him the "routine" of getting all pouty, telling him he never loved me. You know, the whole nine yards!

Mitzi says that I shouldn't because he'll eventually get upset and make me get my own place but I fail to see the problem there... I mean, I DID get Mastercard to send me a copy (that he doesn't know about.)

But anyway, Yeah, Totally don't get more than one account here. That's just un-cool and TOTALLY lame.

Nobody loves the llama today?

... *sniff*

I'm bored and it's really quiet here lately.

What's the 411? Anything cool happen here lately?

So, it's been a while. Me and Daddy and his new girlfriend (who's like, totally a slut out to get my inheritance) went to Waikikii for a long time. Don't worry, I was still able to check up on this site and all you AWESOME PEEPS that seem to really like me but I wasn't able to log in and do much of anything.

So, What did I miss?

MITZI AND I HAVE MADE UP!

She didn't think that I would EVERY ask the cutie at the slushy stand and since she was TOTALLY MACKING on him SHE thought it was OKAY.

We talked about it and she's sorry she acted so rudely.

Then we all went and got some OMG SOOOO CUTE clothing at the mall and to have some fun we both bought the SLUTTIEST THINGS WE COULD FIND and PARADED IT AROUND the Slushy Guy!

He spilled three drinks!

We're so BAD! But we love it!

We giggled so hard after that that we both lost our breath.

OMG We were at the mall the other day and she decided that the cutiepie at the slushie-stand whom SHE KNEW I WAS CRUSHING ON was going to go on a date with her. I WAS SOOO MAD AT HER that I didn't even speak to her for the rest of the day.

OMG SOME PEOPLE CAN BE SO RUDE SOMETIMES