500,000 Views of the Page Variety
Posted 7 years agoGod damn that's a big ass number.
Part of me wants to do something special for it but I recently just had to replace my
computer after it shat itself. Delightful Timing is Delightful! I had alot of fun with the
little Snuggling Raffle I did with you guys a few weeks ago. I'd certainly love to do something
like that again that's for sure. I'm just not sure what to do idea wise off the top of my head.
I hate it when things like this sneak up on me. They always take me off guard and I have
no idea what to do about them at the time. So annoying! I'm gonna think about it while
I'm at work tonight. Perhaps we can do another fun little raffle or something, or maybe pick
someone to do a collaboration with me. We'll have to see how the night treats me at work tonight.
Anyhow, love all you guys. It's always a blast sharing art with you guys and being a derp for all your entertainments.
~Drayk
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Free Art Raffle - Snuggling Results
Posted 7 years agoThe Winner of our First Free Snuggle Sketch:
phoenix777 whom wishes to Snuggle the supposedly ever precious Drayky Snookums.
May god have mercy on my soul. ( she got huge tiddies, I'm scurred )
BUT WAIT... THERES MORE
With like.. 70 of you all wanting to violate my characters personal space with Snuggly
adorable cuteness of questionable natures I decided that I was going to spread the joy
more than I had originally intended and have 3 winners instead of just 1. Momma Zaryn
and My Big Bro Janarr just don't get as much love and affection as I think they deserve!
And
tinycactus was just so kind enough to roll winners for them too! ( she's like my vanna white, but bitchier, and refuses to dress pretty )
In 2nd place:
kippurable with the lovely prize of Momma Zaryn's comforting arms!
and last, but not least in 3rd:
tankana whom will get to look forward to curling up in the gentlemanly embrace of my Big Bro Janarr.
I find it quite amusing that all 3 winners managed to be ladies.
There was a surprising amount of dicks in the crowd and yet RNGEESUS was like "FUCK YALL... TIDDIES!"
~Drayk
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CLOSED - I wanna Snuggle a Shurian - Art Raffle - CLOSED
Posted 7 years agoSometimes we could all use a good snuggle. So why not a fun little free art raffle to do so. Been forever since I done one of these for ya guys.
And
tinycactus is more than happy to join me in this little idea. So what we're gonna do is a raffle for you guys to be able to SNUGGLE
the Shurian of your choice. Since I know some of you fancy not just Drayk
but also his Siblings, I'm going to make them available for Snuggles as well.
So first things first, Pick your Shurian Snuggler of Choice :3
Drayk: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25515680/
Momma Zaryn: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26110807/
Janarr: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25729730/
Rules
* Must be a Watcher of
tinycactus & Myself* Post a Reference Image of your Character you wish to use
* Post the phrase "I wanna Snuggle (your choice of shurian)"
Ends: The 26th at 5pm PST
~Drayk
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STEAM: Witcher 3 GOTY On Sale $19.99
Posted 7 years agoI'f you've been holding back on purchasing Witcher 3 until a good sale came along then now is probably the time for you.
The Game of the Year edition is out and also includes the 2 DLC's, "Blood & Wine" and "Hearts of Stone".
https://store.steampowered.com/sub/124923/
~Drayk
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It's 6 AM....
Posted 7 years ago...and I can't sleep.
I just finished watching Deadpool 2 again.
I have a can of spaghettios with franks and a bottle of powerade
last night a girl asked me for my number while I was at work. I thought it was a joke so I told her my Boyfriend (
) wouldn't approve.There are so many Pipeline Punch Monster Juice cans on my bookcase. But they're all empty, what if it wasn't a joke. Could she of been serious..
No.. it's the cans that are wrong. I'm still in touch with myself. And don't worry Cable, you can't be racist, you're half machine, that makes you a minority.
~Drayk
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For you SEXY YCH Seekers
Posted 7 years ago
This Fuck with the really long name
jackcastielalexsander has a pretty hot YCH going on right now.
It ends tomorrow and still needs a slot filled to get their slot filled!
So even if ya aint got the money to bid, I'd appreciate it if you'd
give them a look and perhaps a watch if you think they deserve it :)
Hugs n Snooter Boopers to all of ya ^.^
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27956636/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27956636/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27956636/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27956636/
DO MY BIDDING MINIONS~Drayk
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Level 34 reached
Posted 7 years ago34 years old now. Bleh.. go me I guess
Insert rule 34 jokes... <. <
After being sick for 4 whole days I get to spend my bday going back to work.
XD
X'D
D'X
Oh well! Hopefully the customers aren't as dumb tonight!
Turning 34 this month
Posted 7 years ago
Where the hell are my flying cars already ... I better get flying cars before I die.
However you know who else has the exact same birthday as me? This
Faggot ...
We just so happen to both be born on the 21st of this month. I'm pretty sure this offends me.
I'm pretty fairly blatantly certain though that he wants my brothers dick for a bday present.
However since he can't have that, go send him some birthday wishes instead!
now imma enjoy some tunes and maybe go play some dauntless!
~Drayk
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I'm not even gonna say the N word
Posted 7 years ago
~Drayk
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Ya'll looking for something a little Gay and Romancy?
Posted 7 years ago
Torakuta has a nice little YCH going on. Ya should give it a look see and maybe a bid see.http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27290281/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27290281/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27290281/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27290281/
~Drayk
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Today is April Fools Day
Posted 7 years agoTrust No One!
~Drayk
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It's that Day of the Year again
Posted 7 years agoThe Day before Valentines Candy goes on Sale!!!!!
For some of you though it's that Day for couples and what not to be all smoochy smoochy and
make sure you get your partner something nice so they don't get pissed at you for not doing so
Have a happy day for you folks as well too! Gotta be inclusive and all that.
For the rest of us... Fuck yeah Cheap Candy tomorrow :D!!!!
~Drayk
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DOOM for 10$ 5 Days Remaining
Posted 7 years agoAmnesia Collection for Steam Free on Humble Bundle
Posted 8 years agohttps://www.humblebundle.com/store/.....sia-collection
LIMITED TIME OFFER. Get your copy before they want money for it again!
~Drayk
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This is all I need right now
Posted 8 years ago
n///n
*vrrrbbbs under a pile of blankets with a cocoa*
~Drayk
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YCH Promo <:
Posted 8 years ago
irae's doing a nice little threesome YCH
1 slot open still and not much longer to go! This one deserves some more attention.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25198043/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25198043/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25198043/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25198043/~Drayk
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YCH Promo :>
Posted 8 years ago
Orally Fixated
drakerogers is doing up another one of his fun little YCH's
Good little bit of fun to be had given the Workout Gym theme he be going on with it.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24790488/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24790488/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24790488/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24790488/~Drayk
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⚠️ 16USD POKEMON THEMED DISCOUNT COMMISSIONS! ⚠️
Posted 8 years ago
sazandora
Is doing some pretty nifty looking pokemon/pokesona themed commissions.
For 16 bucks it's certainly worth checking out!
*hypnoshurian face*
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8392855/
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8392855/
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8392855/
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8392855/Typing this on my phone is a cunt
~Drayk
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Real life Drayk
Posted 8 years agoIn a nutshell
https://imgur.com/gallery/7a0mFs9
Not gonna lie.. I wish I could draw/animate just to make an animated Drayk version of this
~Drayk
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Racial Humor Warning
Posted 8 years agoIf black people are stereotyped as always trying to give out their mixtapes.
Would an anthropomorphic Mix-Tape constantly be trying to hand out black people?
Just an idle thought while I'm on my lunch break.
~Drayk
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I was told that Cuntboy is a horrible word.
Posted 8 years agoDespite the fact that I haven't used that as a Tag for my character in .. like years..
I've decided that as your King that cuntboys will now be referred to as the "Penetratively Challenged"
So I have spoken...
So it shall be..
*licks his eyeball*
On a serious note. For those who are upset when someone refers to your trans/flat female/ftm/mtf/ character as a Cboy during a personal conversation. Correct the person and move on. If they are a douche about it, block em.
Terms like Herm/Dickgirl/Cuntboy are more or less blanket terms used for the sake of categorizing and Identifying porn. These systems do not, and realistically will never take into account what you identify as or whatever special label you've come up for yourself. When it comes to art galleries and what not, porn especially, you are literally the sum or lack of your parts that people can visually see.
~Drayk
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Do you like DEMON GIRLS WITH FAT DICKS???
Posted 8 years ago Well then you're in luck cause my friend
ketrol-art is selling off this character he made.
Originally a character of his but has felt that he'd rather sell her off to a good home :)
I know there are a crowd of you that have a thing for Adopts so if that's you then
please by all means go check this out. If not, then give the guys art a glance anywyas!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24024681/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24024681/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24024681/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24024681/
~Drayk
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHH OMG Check this out <3 <3 <3 <3
Posted 8 years ago
kippurable and
drakesapphire conspired to make something horrifyingly adorably precious http://www.furaffinity.net/full/23941742/
Give her a watch... a fav.. a comment...
The amount of dawwwww in this little comic is just head over heels <3
~Drayk
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Turning 33 Next Week :<
Posted 8 years agoAt least I get the day off
I'm totes turning off my phone that day
AINT CALLING ME IN FOR NO DARN TOOTIN JURB NO SIR!
But hey guys I love you all but what kinda cake should I get?
Should I get myself a present?
How late should I sleep in?
I feel like I should celebrate by letting all of you guys spank me for 1UP's until my ass is redder than a gingers blood stained fingers while on the cusp of devouring a newborn baby's soul.
Answers to these questions and more next time on Tales of a Hot Cocoa Addict
~Drayk
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Virgin Killer Sweaters
Posted 8 years agoI still wanna do one :<
But I feel like I missed the train already.
I hate being such a procrastileezard.
~Drayk
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