it's fucking america day, i actively only care about barbecuing

today is NOT a day for counting calories.

probably haven't, anyways Murray is a bi icon and if any of you ever try to convince me otherwise i'm gonna eat your leftovers.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31661366

Here ya go if ya want a quick lil read, Carmelita goes off her diet, has a few drinks and gives Sly a phone call because that is a SMART decision and I am dumb and you are therefore a fucking genius for reading it.

ever just wanna eat breadsticks off your homie's titties

i'm a stupid cumchugger who thinks about food too much

carrot cake oreos are the best tasting things currently but it's probly cos today was the first time i'd ever had one

otherwise i think the birthday cake oreos are pretty legit, regular or golden

ALSO i never got to try the tiramisu oreos, i saw them in the store forever ago but i was like, still in my weird fucking eating disorder shit back when i turned into a meat skeleton for a year but now it's too late cos i can't find those anymore

uhhhh also let's talk GIRTH--i love oreo filling, i'm sorry but mega stuf shit don't even cut it cos i'll be smooshing two or three cookies together cos i'm an insatiable sugar slut i guess, get out of here with that thin shit (although they're fine, still tasty)

BUT YEAH final verdict is that currently i think carrot cake and birthday cake oreos are the top 2

yea yea yea yea just an update i have a new Ink Junk in the works as of like, last week

gonna aim to get it out for May but yeah furry

holy fuck jesus is back and he's cross with your sinful ass, he's about to turn your other cheek

it'll be a blast for you and a blaspheme

only on TLC

y'all ever just eat a normal amount of food and then feel like you've gained like 50 pounds so you're like feeling of your gut like you have some phantom layer of fat and it's like

hello ED my old friend

ever since like early 2019 i've just been on this steady streak of lifting weights whenever my mental health gets the better of my physical health

sometimes i'll have really compulsive days where i end up working out once in the morning and again later that night which is NOT really ideal but like uhhh

hey did you know SSRIs are kinda BS for some people so hi yes i'll take 2 large dumbbells every day as needed thank you, please listen to your doctors and not me lol i just don't even know up from down anymore or something, eat your vitamins

yeah gwen is a fucking Great Value dollar store wendigo i guess cos yes i read about the fucking monster bastardization/appropriation of native american culture or whatever by fictional media

don't care, gonna draw a bitchass emo wendigo who has fucking gender dysphoria fuck you for getting offended.

so i hereby retroactively apologize for accidentally becoming a fucking Sly Cooper fanart account as of January 2021, i'm sure plenty of y'all might not mind but i do know monotony can be rather UPSETTING to some individuals

but yeah i try mixing things up with other characters, howeverrrr gonna make it a running gag for this year to at least make 1 Sly-themed pic per week (usually weekends) lmao, lemme wallow in my cringe.

i've had like,

negative 0 percent interest in drawing lewds lately

oops i've gradually unlearned how to draw

fuck

september 10th, day of stupid let's go

ay paisanos it'sa me mario jk not really but hey i wanted to ask if uhhh, anyone out there knew any GOOD plush manufacturers/makers that can do an awesome plush of furry OCs/fursonas, something like this: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39873592/

so far i'm wanting to commission the peeps at budsies since i did have one made of Lara Ravencroft but i mean, Fiona's a lil more complex lookin so i dunno if they can actually do that

furthermore i'm not looking to manufacture in bulk, i just want a dumb big titty deer plush because I'm ACTUALLY stupid :^) also please don't recommend alibaba cos their customer service is nightmarishly bizarre and borderline impossible to fucking communicate, whoops.

and FYI i'm willing to pay around $150 to $200 USD for this kinda thing so that's my ballpark range, thanks for any recommendations

hey mother fucking santa you large beautiful bitch with your fat sack, like

i'd appreciate it if you DIDN'T leave me an upper decker in my stocking cos bitch i got your number.

thanks for the big follows have a butt

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so i WILL be doing a brief 40% discount on Ink Junks this Friday only, along with including a bonus Amber Noir & Lara Ravencroft collection pack from 2014-2020

fuck no nut november but also like nut responsibly and please don't get it in my fucking cranberry sauce also merry christmas according to all the impatient people who just can't wait til the day after thanksgiving to put up their trees

ok so it's currently like 80 something degrees out for this week and we got YET ANOTHER hurricane coming

i mean more opportunities for me to wear tank tops i guess

no mcdonald's for like 40 days i'm sorry i don't make up the rules

also be sure to set your cocks back an hour we time traveling motherfatherfuckinfuckers

hot dogs.

gotta love it when friends are openly horny about shit on discord yet when you show off your kinks they're like "wtf ew why are these NATURAL BOOBS all saggy"

BECAUSE GRAVITY YOU IDIOTS also stop bodyshaming girls who don't have petite perky fuckin bullet titties

legally obligated to share this every october