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A dream
Posted 13 years agoI would like to tell you of a dream I had last night. In this dream, I was visiting a people who lived in a forest.
Although they were not without a few manufactured belongings, some scraps of clothing mostly, they lived autonomously. They grew their own food. They hunted in the forest. It provided them almost everything.
Inside this forest there was a long stretch of windows, and behind the windows, a view of a large city.
The city's buildings were very tall and looming, and on one large metal platform, there was a factory, right in the middle of the window, framed by buildings. It was clearly the most visible building of them all. It was spewing a long trail of pitch-black smoke which spiralled into the sky.
I asked the forest people if they saw this smoke outside of their windows every day.
Not every day, they told me, and in fact this appeared to be the first time that they really noticed it.
Suddenly, a puff of the pitch-black smoke fell, and drifted toward the windows. The people were scared of it, and they scrambled to close the windows. Finally it drifted harmlessly by.
They asked me what it was.
I told them that some people use it to make themselves things.
They asked, what sort of things?
I showed them; I lifted up a wooden credit card, with numbers and bars on it.
They asked me, what is it used for?
I told them it was used to get more things made by the Black Smoke.
They asked me, is it was evil?
I told them that yes, it is. I told them that eventually the smoke would fill up the world and everyone would choke.
They asked me, then why do people use it?
I told them, because it makes things that gives them pleasure.
And they looked very sad.
And that was it, that was my dream.
Although they were not without a few manufactured belongings, some scraps of clothing mostly, they lived autonomously. They grew their own food. They hunted in the forest. It provided them almost everything.
Inside this forest there was a long stretch of windows, and behind the windows, a view of a large city.
The city's buildings were very tall and looming, and on one large metal platform, there was a factory, right in the middle of the window, framed by buildings. It was clearly the most visible building of them all. It was spewing a long trail of pitch-black smoke which spiralled into the sky.
I asked the forest people if they saw this smoke outside of their windows every day.
Not every day, they told me, and in fact this appeared to be the first time that they really noticed it.
Suddenly, a puff of the pitch-black smoke fell, and drifted toward the windows. The people were scared of it, and they scrambled to close the windows. Finally it drifted harmlessly by.
They asked me what it was.
I told them that some people use it to make themselves things.
They asked, what sort of things?
I showed them; I lifted up a wooden credit card, with numbers and bars on it.
They asked me, what is it used for?
I told them it was used to get more things made by the Black Smoke.
They asked me, is it was evil?
I told them that yes, it is. I told them that eventually the smoke would fill up the world and everyone would choke.
They asked me, then why do people use it?
I told them, because it makes things that gives them pleasure.
And they looked very sad.
And that was it, that was my dream.
French
Posted 14 years agoI am in an apartment full of people speaking French almost exclusively. So, naturally, all I am saying is OMELETTE DU FROMAGE. If you do not get it, urban dictionary it ;D
Roleplaying
Posted 15 years ago(12:18:00 AM) Dunder: You aren't one of those people who can't tell the difference between OOC and IC, are you?
(12:18:09 AM) Nova: nupe :(
(12:18:26 AM) Dunder: nope you can't or nope you can?
(12:18:42 AM) Nova: nope io cant xx
(12:19:06 AM) Dunder: Do you know what OOC and IC mean?
(12:19:16 AM) Nova: nupe
(12:19:34 AM) Dunder: OOC is out-of-character and IC is in-character
(12:19:53 AM) Nova: k o.o
(12:21:09 AM) Dunder: They're roleplaying terms. When you're not roleplaying, you're OOC. When you are, you're IC. I'm not roleplaying with you right now. I am talking to you.
(12:21:55 AM) ***Nova breees
(12:22:41 AM) Dunder: >.>
When on IRC, you get these kinds of people a lot. People just learn about roleplaying by goofing off in a chat room and have no idea there's actually some difference between the character they play and the person actually playing them.
And before any of you hard-core lifestylers come in and say that no, there's absolutely no difference between your 'fursona' you play on IRC or where-ever and yourself (because I know there are some of you out there), consider this: Have you ever had someone do something to you in fun on IRC that you just completely disagreed with (such as, for example, shave all your fur off), and instead of replying negatively in character, you frankly tell them that you don't want to play that or just ignore them completely? And then get pissed off of they keep doing it, still without replying to the situation ICly? And maybe PM them, tell them to stop, or that you aren't into that, etc.? Yeah, well, that's the difference.
Regardless of a scenario in RP and how your character reacts to it, players themselves have preferences and scenarios they just don't want to get into at all and will refuse to play along with. It should be understood that these OOC preferences exist, and they should be respected at all times.
(12:18:09 AM) Nova: nupe :(
(12:18:26 AM) Dunder: nope you can't or nope you can?
(12:18:42 AM) Nova: nope io cant xx
(12:19:06 AM) Dunder: Do you know what OOC and IC mean?
(12:19:16 AM) Nova: nupe
(12:19:34 AM) Dunder: OOC is out-of-character and IC is in-character
(12:19:53 AM) Nova: k o.o
(12:21:09 AM) Dunder: They're roleplaying terms. When you're not roleplaying, you're OOC. When you are, you're IC. I'm not roleplaying with you right now. I am talking to you.
(12:21:55 AM) ***Nova breees
(12:22:41 AM) Dunder: >.>
When on IRC, you get these kinds of people a lot. People just learn about roleplaying by goofing off in a chat room and have no idea there's actually some difference between the character they play and the person actually playing them.
And before any of you hard-core lifestylers come in and say that no, there's absolutely no difference between your 'fursona' you play on IRC or where-ever and yourself (because I know there are some of you out there), consider this: Have you ever had someone do something to you in fun on IRC that you just completely disagreed with (such as, for example, shave all your fur off), and instead of replying negatively in character, you frankly tell them that you don't want to play that or just ignore them completely? And then get pissed off of they keep doing it, still without replying to the situation ICly? And maybe PM them, tell them to stop, or that you aren't into that, etc.? Yeah, well, that's the difference.
Regardless of a scenario in RP and how your character reacts to it, players themselves have preferences and scenarios they just don't want to get into at all and will refuse to play along with. It should be understood that these OOC preferences exist, and they should be respected at all times.
Why America Is Great
Posted 15 years ago(1:49:50 PM) Dunder: What, you brits never had HESS trucks?
(1:49:58 PM) Kir the Floof: rings no bell
(1:50:23 PM) Kir the Floof: no we didn't
(1:53:28 PM) Dunder: For many American families HESS trucks were as much a staple as nutcrackers
(1:53:39 PM) Dunder: As Christmas gifts
(1:53:51 PM) Dunder: HESS is a gas company by the way.
(1:54:04 PM) Dunder: Yes, instead of nutcrackers, American families gave their children model gas trucks.
(1:54:19 PM) Dunder: It's why we are a better country than you.
(1:55:22 PM) Kir the Floof: ...........
(1:49:58 PM) Kir the Floof: rings no bell
(1:50:23 PM) Kir the Floof: no we didn't
(1:53:28 PM) Dunder: For many American families HESS trucks were as much a staple as nutcrackers
(1:53:39 PM) Dunder: As Christmas gifts
(1:53:51 PM) Dunder: HESS is a gas company by the way.
(1:54:04 PM) Dunder: Yes, instead of nutcrackers, American families gave their children model gas trucks.
(1:54:19 PM) Dunder: It's why we are a better country than you.
(1:55:22 PM) Kir the Floof: ...........
Random clueless people trying to get their rocks off.
Posted 15 years agoI am often amused by people who use some random IRC webclient after searching an aggregated online list of channels in hopes to get their rocks off, probably not remotely realizing they stumbled into a furry server. Most of these people immediately ask a tactless question because they're horny, and then sign off without a word once people start to respond.
chat16602 [~chat16602@FUR-F3270DF2.in-addr.btopenworld.com] entered the room.
chat16602: hi all
chat16602 is now known as london-male
london-male: any women in room
Dunder: This is a furry server
Dunder: Of course there are women around!
Timon_b: im sure a few of them wear dresses
Timon_b: at times
Dunder: And especially panties
Dunder: That makes them women, right?
Timon_b: oh yeah of cause
Dunder: In fact, I think I might be a woman right now ;)
Timon_b: oh yeah dunder is totally a vixen
london-male left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.chatmosphere.be: Chat & Dating community ...).
Dunder: Awww
Dunder: I didn't get to show him my vixen-surprise :O
chat16602 [~chat16602@FUR-F3270DF2.in-addr.btopenworld.com] entered the room.
chat16602: hi all
chat16602 is now known as london-male
london-male: any women in room
Dunder: This is a furry server
Dunder: Of course there are women around!
Timon_b: im sure a few of them wear dresses
Timon_b: at times
Dunder: And especially panties
Dunder: That makes them women, right?
Timon_b: oh yeah of cause
Dunder: In fact, I think I might be a woman right now ;)
Timon_b: oh yeah dunder is totally a vixen
london-male left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.chatmosphere.be: Chat & Dating community ...).
Dunder: Awww
Dunder: I didn't get to show him my vixen-surprise :O
I don't pay attention to FA
Posted 16 years agoIt seems every time I pop onto the site I have 200+ new messages. Sorry, guys! I'm not timely in responding to watches or shouts. I do the same thing with facebook. I have awful networking skills, guys. I should have made it a mew year's resolution to improve my social networking skills, which will, in part, include paying attention to FA and FB. Maybe it's not too late. The problem stems mainly from my horrible ability to multitask.
I need to do something. Blog maybe. I used to LJ. What happened to that? My scheme was all pink and I had a vaporeon icon.
Anyway I'll figure something out so that more of you can get an idea of what I am doing, as I am not so great at providing for folks to get into direct contact with me, either. You guys are swell. I'll talk to you later.
I need to do something. Blog maybe. I used to LJ. What happened to that? My scheme was all pink and I had a vaporeon icon.
Anyway I'll figure something out so that more of you can get an idea of what I am doing, as I am not so great at providing for folks to get into direct contact with me, either. You guys are swell. I'll talk to you later.
How To Deal With Trolls pt 2: Electric Buggingyou
Posted 16 years agoWell, I never actually blocked this guy, and he's been IMing me every now and then because he can't get over me and his ex-love Redburr. I enjoy how pissed off he let me get him before he realized I was trolling him. Look at this! Anyway, I've finally blocked him. It does get boring after a while, and I was just getting tired of having him pop up while I was eating babies with another person online or whatever.
< Spitzkat3 >
hi you generic satanic idiot
here we go
you type as slow as fuck
< lovebreon >
You're still here? You know, it's kind of pathetic that Redburr hurt you so much that you can't even stop bugging me. Hanging around isn't going to get him back, or spite him in any way. You should really just let it go and find another internet boyfriend.
< Spitzkat3 >
i don't want him back
and for your information I can get a real girlfriend.
unlike you.
< lovebreon >
Wow, you're so stuck on this. This really matters that much to you, doesn't it? He hurt you bad and you just can't let it go.
< Spitzkat3 >
It dosn't matter to me.
Especially since he'll fuck anything that moves.
< lovebreon >
So you keep on talking to me and talking to me about him to reassure yourself that it doesn't matter to you
< Spitzkat3 >
i called
YOU
a generic (umbreon) satanic idiot.
< lovebreon >
Because I'm the only connection you have to your little ex-internet boyfriend. I'm so sorry, talking to me really isn't gonna bring him back.
You must have really loved him. I hate to see someone's heart break so much. Poor dear.
< Spitzkat3 >
He's not my ex you idiot
I hate to see a sad case such as you
I hope peta puts blood on your house
< lovebreon >
Redburr says he's sorry for hurting you so much, but says you still can't have him. Sorry, hun.
< Spitzkat3 >
i don't WANT him
you fucking idiot
< lovebreon >
He says that he's sure you can find another guy, though, that will love you the way that he can't. Don't give up, hun.
< Spitzkat3 >
I DON'T
FUCKING
WANT HIM
YOU STUPID IDIOT
are all athiest poketards as thick headed and stupid as you?
< lovebreon >
Ooooh! Duh! I'm idiot, yeah. No wonder you've been talking to me all this time... Well, dear, don't be mad. But, I'm already spoken for too. Sorry >:
< Spitzkat3 >
tell burr to stop obbessing over me
< lovebreon >
It's okay. Just keep trying! You'll find a gay internet animal-man for you, somewhere, who will love you the godless homosexual way you deserve. Somewhere out there. Just don't give up hope.
< Spitzkat3 >
you act like im the sick one.
after the chats we had before Sick is your earned title
creeped the fuck out is mine
and don't forget troll
< lovebreon >
Hehehe. You've finally figured it out? Best way to combat a troll is to be a troll. It kinda took you a while.
< Spitzkat3 >
im not the troll you dumbass
< lovebreon >
Basically every single thing you've said to me so far has been designed to get a reaction out of me. Don't worry, I can spot that kinda thing from a mile away. I am really glad that I have managed to piss you off so bad in the meantime, though.
< Spitzkat3 >
designed for a reaction?
yeah it would
its the damn truth your a sick fuck
< lovebreon >
XD Well, thank you. You've amused me, quite consistantly. The funniest thing, though, is all your blatant hypocracy. If you're really such a bible-beater, you'd know how everything you've blamed me for you're going to go straight to hell for yourself. I really hope you have fun with all the future guys you have sex with online and then damn to hell because you figure out they have no internet-commitment for your fake electronic homosexual animal body. Enjoy all your future electronic sodomy, Spitz.
:Spitzkat3 is now Offline.
< Spitzkat3 >
hi you generic satanic idiot
here we go
you type as slow as fuck
< lovebreon >
You're still here? You know, it's kind of pathetic that Redburr hurt you so much that you can't even stop bugging me. Hanging around isn't going to get him back, or spite him in any way. You should really just let it go and find another internet boyfriend.
< Spitzkat3 >
i don't want him back
and for your information I can get a real girlfriend.
unlike you.
< lovebreon >
Wow, you're so stuck on this. This really matters that much to you, doesn't it? He hurt you bad and you just can't let it go.
< Spitzkat3 >
It dosn't matter to me.
Especially since he'll fuck anything that moves.
< lovebreon >
So you keep on talking to me and talking to me about him to reassure yourself that it doesn't matter to you
< Spitzkat3 >
i called
YOU
a generic (umbreon) satanic idiot.
< lovebreon >
Because I'm the only connection you have to your little ex-internet boyfriend. I'm so sorry, talking to me really isn't gonna bring him back.
You must have really loved him. I hate to see someone's heart break so much. Poor dear.
< Spitzkat3 >
He's not my ex you idiot
I hate to see a sad case such as you
I hope peta puts blood on your house
< lovebreon >
Redburr says he's sorry for hurting you so much, but says you still can't have him. Sorry, hun.
< Spitzkat3 >
i don't WANT him
you fucking idiot
< lovebreon >
He says that he's sure you can find another guy, though, that will love you the way that he can't. Don't give up, hun.
< Spitzkat3 >
I DON'T
FUCKING
WANT HIM
YOU STUPID IDIOT
are all athiest poketards as thick headed and stupid as you?
< lovebreon >
Ooooh! Duh! I'm idiot, yeah. No wonder you've been talking to me all this time... Well, dear, don't be mad. But, I'm already spoken for too. Sorry >:
< Spitzkat3 >
tell burr to stop obbessing over me
< lovebreon >
It's okay. Just keep trying! You'll find a gay internet animal-man for you, somewhere, who will love you the godless homosexual way you deserve. Somewhere out there. Just don't give up hope.
< Spitzkat3 >
you act like im the sick one.
after the chats we had before Sick is your earned title
creeped the fuck out is mine
and don't forget troll
< lovebreon >
Hehehe. You've finally figured it out? Best way to combat a troll is to be a troll. It kinda took you a while.
< Spitzkat3 >
im not the troll you dumbass
< lovebreon >
Basically every single thing you've said to me so far has been designed to get a reaction out of me. Don't worry, I can spot that kinda thing from a mile away. I am really glad that I have managed to piss you off so bad in the meantime, though.
< Spitzkat3 >
designed for a reaction?
yeah it would
its the damn truth your a sick fuck
< lovebreon >
XD Well, thank you. You've amused me, quite consistantly. The funniest thing, though, is all your blatant hypocracy. If you're really such a bible-beater, you'd know how everything you've blamed me for you're going to go straight to hell for yourself. I really hope you have fun with all the future guys you have sex with online and then damn to hell because you figure out they have no internet-commitment for your fake electronic homosexual animal body. Enjoy all your future electronic sodomy, Spitz.
:Spitzkat3 is now Offline.
How To Deal With Trolls
Posted 16 years agoWARNING, this journal entry is graphically descriptive and not appropriate for minors.
Apparently
redburr accidentally upset someone by RPing with him online and later tells him he's mates with me. It seems silly to me to get upset by that, but I guess to a degree I can understand it. Some folks are just way too series about who they're screwing online. Then this guy, who neither of us have ever met, decides to IM /me/. We found out later that he's apparently some guy who's been banned on FA. Well, since some of you fur-kids need to learn how to deal with trolls and put guys like this out of a job, I figure it's kind of an obligation for me to post it. Right? Right.
< spitzkat3 >
hi
< lovebreon >
Howdy
< Spitzkat3 >
your mate is cheating on you
< lovebreon >
*breaks up laughing* ooooh? :3
< Spitzkat3 >
hes cheating on you with this furry
http://furaffinity.net/user/zezegnome
< lovebreon >
Oh? How?
< Spitzkat3 >
hes been loving and cuddling on him even yiffing
< lovebreon >
Okay. Redburr and I have absolutely no problems with each other cuddling or yiffing online. I find it kind of silly to find something like that 'cheating'. I am not sure if you think you are doing me a favor, but if you just want to spite him, I am not going to mind one bit if he wants to fake-sex someone up over the interwebs and I don't really appreciate you trying to ignite some kind of silly fur-drama in our relationship for silly reasons. If you have honest intentions, though, sorry, and thank you for your concern.
< Spitzkat3 >
Fuck you both faggot athiest.
< lovebreon >
Thank you sir.
< Spitzkat3 >
fucking prick what mmos do you play
< lovebreon >
That is an interestingly put question. Puzzle Pirates.
Rarely.
< Spitzkat3 >
ok your a giant faggot poketard atheist slut
great I think I have you figured out now
< lovebreon >
*murrs and struts up, grinding his big balls in your face and rubs your little tiny ones in his paw.* Murrrrrrrrrr what a cute little ballsack!
< Spitzkat3 >
I don't touch Atheist.
Its ironic that alot of atheist have the swine flu.
:]
< lovebreon >
*lifts his tail and shows you his little pink asshole and starts to softly grind his tongue against your tiny little dick* What don't you want to lick my little pink pucker? You know you want it! Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! *he pushes you down with his hind legs and rubs his butt in your face*
< Spitzkat3 >
I don't touch athiest.
< lovebreon >
Mmmm oooh! *he grinds his ass down on your face and slowly starts to push it inside* Yeaaah that's what I like! Fuck! *his giant erection pops up and starts dribbling pre all over your belly as he rubs a paw against your tiny little flacid weener* God, furry drama turns me on so fucking much! Aaaah!
< Spitzkat3 >
Again, I'm not going to touch a lesser being such as you.
< lovebreon >
*he starts to feed your face into his stretching asshole, letting it slip through his filth covered hole, fresh shit squishing around your head as you begin to be sucked inside by his hot greedy tush* Mmm! Oh yeah! Makes me so horny!
< Spitzkat3 >
Uh
< lovebreon >
*you start to be pulled up past umbreon turds, slipping inside his body as he murrs and pushes back, your neck, then shoulders, and waist slowly sliding inside him as his ass stretches and squirts* Oh god! I'm going to cuuuuuuum! *pant pant*
--- 17:12:38 ---
Spitzkat3 is now Offline.
Apparently
redburr accidentally upset someone by RPing with him online and later tells him he's mates with me. It seems silly to me to get upset by that, but I guess to a degree I can understand it. Some folks are just way too series about who they're screwing online. Then this guy, who neither of us have ever met, decides to IM /me/. We found out later that he's apparently some guy who's been banned on FA. Well, since some of you fur-kids need to learn how to deal with trolls and put guys like this out of a job, I figure it's kind of an obligation for me to post it. Right? Right.< spitzkat3 >
hi
< lovebreon >
Howdy
< Spitzkat3 >
your mate is cheating on you
< lovebreon >
*breaks up laughing* ooooh? :3
< Spitzkat3 >
hes cheating on you with this furry
http://furaffinity.net/user/zezegnome
< lovebreon >
Oh? How?
< Spitzkat3 >
hes been loving and cuddling on him even yiffing
< lovebreon >
Okay. Redburr and I have absolutely no problems with each other cuddling or yiffing online. I find it kind of silly to find something like that 'cheating'. I am not sure if you think you are doing me a favor, but if you just want to spite him, I am not going to mind one bit if he wants to fake-sex someone up over the interwebs and I don't really appreciate you trying to ignite some kind of silly fur-drama in our relationship for silly reasons. If you have honest intentions, though, sorry, and thank you for your concern.
< Spitzkat3 >
Fuck you both faggot athiest.
< lovebreon >
Thank you sir.
< Spitzkat3 >
fucking prick what mmos do you play
< lovebreon >
That is an interestingly put question. Puzzle Pirates.
Rarely.
< Spitzkat3 >
ok your a giant faggot poketard atheist slut
great I think I have you figured out now
< lovebreon >
*murrs and struts up, grinding his big balls in your face and rubs your little tiny ones in his paw.* Murrrrrrrrrr what a cute little ballsack!
< Spitzkat3 >
I don't touch Atheist.
Its ironic that alot of atheist have the swine flu.
:]
< lovebreon >
*lifts his tail and shows you his little pink asshole and starts to softly grind his tongue against your tiny little dick* What don't you want to lick my little pink pucker? You know you want it! Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! *he pushes you down with his hind legs and rubs his butt in your face*
< Spitzkat3 >
I don't touch athiest.
< lovebreon >
Mmmm oooh! *he grinds his ass down on your face and slowly starts to push it inside* Yeaaah that's what I like! Fuck! *his giant erection pops up and starts dribbling pre all over your belly as he rubs a paw against your tiny little flacid weener* God, furry drama turns me on so fucking much! Aaaah!
< Spitzkat3 >
Again, I'm not going to touch a lesser being such as you.
< lovebreon >
*he starts to feed your face into his stretching asshole, letting it slip through his filth covered hole, fresh shit squishing around your head as you begin to be sucked inside by his hot greedy tush* Mmm! Oh yeah! Makes me so horny!
< Spitzkat3 >
Uh
< lovebreon >
*you start to be pulled up past umbreon turds, slipping inside his body as he murrs and pushes back, your neck, then shoulders, and waist slowly sliding inside him as his ass stretches and squirts* Oh god! I'm going to cuuuuuuum! *pant pant*
--- 17:12:38 ---
Spitzkat3 is now Offline.
