As seen here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/323354/

Turns out it's a little distracting IRL.

Just kidding.

Hah hah no, I'm not that much of a dick. I'm thinking of doing some commissions cause shoulder don't operate on themselves. Plus I want an iPad.

I don't really know the best way to do it though. If I just post that the first few responses get commissions, then that's not fair to everyone who misses it and if I do some kind of auction then it's not fair to people who can't pay $300 for some custom smut. So I'm formulating an exploratory committee to figure out what the best way to offer up a few commissions is.

Basically I'm just asking what the best way to do this is.

Please don't choke the thread with "ooh ooh I want one" We'll get to that.

So this guy... Who uh, totally isn't me... >cough< is doing a web comic. It's not furry or smutty, but it should have lots of cheesecake and humor and action, so I thought I'd link it here. For him.

https://www.grrlpowercomic.com

It's about super heroines. Check it out for slow but steady updates!

Edit: The new comic is posted!

I'm working on a mini comic and I need an... assistant. Of course when I say assistant I mean willing sex slave. And when I say willing, it actually doesn't matter if you're willing as long as you're totally obedient. Maybe you're hypnotized, maybe you owe a large debt and your body is collateral, or maybe you really are a willing submissive, who knows.

This will be a relatively minor part in the comic and I have no idea when it'll be done, but if you'd like to see your character ordered around and possibly violated by myself or some contraption, reply to this thread with a picture reference and why you'd like to be collared and bossed around by me (other than getting a few free pics out of the deal).

Successful applicants will earn themselves a permanent ear clasp (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/276789/) and will be capriciously chosen by me whenever I get around to it. Runner ups may appear in the background, strapped to something nefarious most likely.

Yikes it's been 7 months since I've uploaded anything... I have some stuff I've done but it's all partially complete comics. Do you guys want me to upload half finished stories that just cut off, to be continued at some point in the future, up to and possibly including never?

I'm usually quite good with tech (I used to work in IT, etc) but I've never figured out social networking. I just can't imagine that people are interested in what I'm eating for lunch or whatever inannity people post about, but I'm about to head out to Quakecon (quakecon.org for those who don't know what it is) and I thought I'd give it a shot.

Only I don't really know how to use it. I'm "Dynotaku" on twitter, so does that mean you can follow me if you go to http://twitter.com/Dynotaku ? And people can post things to me right? How does that work?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993

Feel the burn!

Well not really. I'm actually looking for a volunteer to be in my next picture... which I've already drawn, but I can go back and tweak some details.

What I'm looking for is a minotauress with big jugs (don't all cowgirls have big'uns though?) and a nice athletic or muscular build - as I like seeing strong women in bondage. Most Amazon art is all femdom which does nothing for me. No macro muscles or boobs, you guys know I don't draw that.

If you fit the bill, and are willing to sign your body over for some... well, extended and highly objectionable treatment*, then post a link to a pic or gallery of you. I will capriciously chose one that I like (and closely fits what I've already drawn) And if this turns out well maybe I'll try this again in the future. If you get to the party late, post your pic anyway and we'll turn the thread into a cowgirl database of sorts.




*When I say extended and objectionable, I mean it'd be wise to have a therapist on standby for when your contract is up. I make no guarantees for your sanity. Unico Inc. is absolved from all responsibility if you wind up as an insatiable, brainwashed cockslave. If you already are one, the what are you waiting for?

Kick!

http://dynotaku.shackspace.com/dump.....alcon_kick.jpg

As web applications go

http://sumopaint.com/

A fully functional paint program running in Flash. It looks impressive, but I can't really test it out. My wacom tablet doesn't work unless I'm using a paint program. As soon as I click on the taskbar or anywhere outside of the paint program it stops responding, so I can't test it out since it's running in a firefox window. And my google-fu fails since I can't find a solution to this. :(

Anyway, check out the paint program, it's really impressive.

Who wants to feel the wrath of Blanka! Or Zangeif. Or whoever.

Oh, and all you guys who are all "I'm good cause I'm good with Ken/Ryu" Those are the easy mode characters. Come taste the salty fist of Balrog in your chops.

I'm Dynotaku on XBL. Feel free to add me, just send me a message with the invite letting me know you're on FA. I just can't figure out how to play against people on my friends list yet though. :( Why do Japanese developers suck at online matchmaking? I mean, seriously, why isn't there an option right in the menu that says "Play Friend over XBL" WTF.

Man I've had this low level persistent congestion and cough for about 2 weeks. I finally got some meds and it's receded to the point that I can get back to the gym. I was starting to feel like a fat sack of crap there for a bit. I tell you, lifting again after 2 weeks feels damn good. Arnold agrees. http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=KzI-UQ-JsaQ

The down side is that it's 35 in Dallas at the moment and that long walk back to the car with a sweaty shirt, then having to sit back against the seat with an icy shirt? That'll wake you up.

Here's their page: http://www.furryfiesta.org/

I've never been to a furry con before, but seeing as this one is local to me, I guess I might should check it out. Too bad I'm not a bit more infamous or maybe I could be a guest speaker. I could lecture on being a dirty pornographer!

Pounds that is.

Been a long time coming. I keep screwing up my shoulders in the gym - I finally figured out it was the incline benches that were doing it. My rotator cuffs are shot from dislocating my shoulders like a thousand times each. But tonight I got up to 285 and it was relatively easy, probably because I carbed up on fettuccine for dinner. So I slapped the extra 15 on and knocked it out. I only got on rep, but I'm not quitting there, my real goal is 315. Once I hit that I'll be in the 6 plate club.

I'm not sure if anyone here cares but this is the closest thing I have to a blog so WHEE!

I just got back from Kung Fu Panda - I was basically expecting sort of a "Over the Hedge" level entry, you know, a few memorable jokes but basically forgettable, but Kung Fu Panda was way better than I was expecting.

Yes, the plot was utterly predictable and by the numbers, but you don't go to a Kung Fu Comedy for the plot. You go for the Kung Fu and, you know, the comedy, and it delivered on both.

The animation was excellent, but the movie started off with this not-quite Okami-esqu 3D gone 2D stylized cartoon, and I kind of wish the movie had stuck with that. I miss 2D animation. :(

Oh and there is that whole anthropomorphized animals bit. But anyway. It's good.

http://www.viruscomix.com/page433.html

[EDIT] By the way, I believe these are the 4 characters involved: http://richarddawkins.net/article,2025,THE-FOUR-HORSEMEN,Discussions-With-Richard-Dawkins-Episode-1-RDFRS

Richard Dawkins
Daniel Dennett
Sam Harris
Christopher Hitchens

Okay, so here's a thought I had... Would lady felids... and any other other species with this issue, though none spring to mind... anyway, would the lady felids trim their whiskers?

It seems to me that in any beauty obsessed society (which is to say, any society) if there's an opportunity to sell someone a product under the premise that it will make them more attractive, someone's gonna do it, and make you feel bad for not having it. "Unsightly whiskers? Lady Schick knows that's not feminine..." Or whatever. "Buy our whisker begone TM."

Oh, duh, horses have chin whiskers. I'd assume mares would shave those, but cats.. I'm not sure.

So anyway, what do you think? Would bewhiskered female genuses trim their whiskers?

http://worldofwonder.net/images4/ra.....ardlatimes.jpg

2.59 people killed per minute. I was already sold, but now I'm double sold. Going to see it this Saturday with some friends.

 RosieVixen wrote a little story about her interactions with a certain hoss. It's a work in progress but some of you might want to check it out.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/985001/

Games I want that are coming out between October and Xmas:

The Orange Box, The Witcher, Call of Duty 4, Supreme Commander:Forged Alliance, Unreal Tournament 3, Assassin's Creed, Contra 4, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Blacksite: Area 51, Crysis, Soldier of Fortune: Pay Back, Mass Effect

Games that I'll actually be getting between October and Xmas:

The Orange Box, Crysis, Mass Effect.

All the rest will have to either be Xmas gifts or wait till they hit the bargain bin. Who can afford $600 worth of games in 3 months? Are publisher retarded? If one of those games came out in February in the post Xmas lull when everyone's wallets were stuffed with gift cards and holiday cash from grand parents, they'd clean up. But no, apparently the only people who are allowed to set release dates are the ones missing the most chromosomes.

If anyone is looking for some nice literature featuring our favorite subjects, namely anthropomorphics and erotica,  nathancowan is writing a story about my FoxForce characters. I've posted about this before when he posted his FireFox story, now he's working on a sequel featuring another member of the team, TechnoFox. No bonus points for guessing who it's about. While it helps to have read 'FireFox', TechnoFox can be read as a stand alone story. There's enough backfill that you won't get lost.

A word of warning, if you're going to go back and start with FireFox know that 1) it's pretty long, and 2) the first chapter has some very rough scenes, but lightens up a bit, and really has some excellent writing and characters in it.

Anyone going to A-kon? I'll be there though I won't have a table in the artist's alley or anything, but I'll be wandering around here and there. I'm actually volunteering doing guest relations stuff, so I'll be busy most of the time. But I'll occasionally be hanging around the AP table or wandering the dealer's room.

So I had a boot disk failure on my main machine. (I have 3 computers and a tablet, for those of you keeping score). At least I thought it was a boot disk failure. That's the message I was getting after the machine posted. So I bought a new drive and stuck it in there, then suddenly the computer wouldn't turn on at all. Checked the power switch, checked the connections to the mobo, couldn't figure out what the problem was. But I have resolved one thing - I got an external SATA enclosure and hooked my main drive to it and it seems to work just fine. Whether or not it's still viable as a boot drive is irrelevant as I have another drive to replace it if I need to, the important thing is that all the data is safe, including a color project I was working on for you all, among other critical and not so critical data. Which is a huge relief in any case.

So it seems that the PSU died? Maybe it couldn't give the boot disk enough juice to spin up. Replacing the PSU seems to be the next troubleshooting step. Once I get that machine back online I'll get that pic up for you guys. Commence holding of breath!