so as it turns out when you buy art, you're supposed to upload it or else you're gonna have a shit ton of backlog uploading to do
anyways i'm gonna start doing that over the next couple of days, maybe two or three per day because i'm lazy about tagging and it's such a fuckin bother

i have forgotten to write a journal about this for like 2 days. anyways hi hello i am taking one comm because i have like 4 people who want me to write for them already which i will work on soon i prommy

anyways yeah take a look at my sheet if you want a story thing from me (please do not ask if i do art, if you do, i will know you 100% did not read it at all. yes this has happened like twice which is why i'm mentioning it)

i already said this on twitter but yeah i've got 2 comms i want to work on plus a whole lot of personal shit i've been wanting to write. adding on the expection of writing for someone just... burned me out, yknow? i'll take comms on at a much later date, but for now, once i finish up the last 2 comms, i'll keep them closed for a while until i feel comfortable enough to open them back up again.

petey the piranha, we pledge our hearts to you
as faithful
as deep
as true
as blue
petey the piranha, we love you

https://ko-fi.com/eaarachnee
https://ko-fi.com/eaarachnee
https://ko-fi.com/eaarachnee

tip me so that i can go find an artist to make more petey content like having his ass blasted by a huge cock

hello it's been forever since i've done story comms
typical rules apply, please look at my comm sheet first before asking any questions. or go ahead and dm me with a question, i'm not your dad.

wowie! 100+1 people to watch me shitpost in real time and talk about how horny i am! since i can't draw, i'm gonna do what i always do and write!
anyways to enter, go here
https://twitter.com/EaArachnee/stat.....17065858441218
https://twitter.com/EaArachnee/stat.....17065858441218
https://twitter.com/EaArachnee/stat.....17065858441218
follow me, and reply a basic idea of what you want

if you don't have a twitter account (good on you, the place is evil), then i guess you just reply here instead, though i'll be more likely to grab one from my twitter
i'm ending it on wednesday, february 9th 2021, 2h30 pst

$1.50 per 100 words is now up to
$1.75 per 100 words
it's not much of an increase, but it's gonna add up because i occasionally hit over the word budget and i gotta stop giving out discounts like candy
won't be clean, wholesome numbers but that's the price you gotta pay for the ceo ligma grindset
anyways here's the quickie version in case you're lazy
- $17.50 for 1000 words
- $35.00 for 2000 words
- $52.50 for 3000 words
- $70.00 for 4000 words

hello again happy snowmonth, my present for you may or may not be some vore of your liking and also mine
taking 2 out of 4 writing slots, first come first serve, will do it in the order i receive

typical stuff, i reserve the right to deny service, come prepared with multiple ideas, sacrifice a goat to me to get yours done fast, yadda yadda
also offering a minor 5% discount off total price with holiday themed stuff. because it's funny. ho ho ho.
dm if interested

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44339035/

hi hello, i am taking one slot out of 3 total, meaning whoever takes it will be 3rd in line, take a look at my sheet for details
dm if interested please i need money to fuel my bug addiction

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44339035/